Help. >> Give us your hand. >> The other hand. >> Help it. >> Help, man. Somebody hand. >> Oh [ __ ] I got some dirt in my nose. >> That was a good take down, guys. I teach kung fu. >> You all right? >> I'm all right. You all right? >> No, I'm fine. I didn't feel a thing. I can stand up right now if I want. >> Sounds good. You okay? >> I'm okay. You played poker with me? Did I hit you? >> Yeah, you hit me. Police were dispatched to a call of a suspicious person with no shirt or shoes walking on the railroad tracks. The male was located nearby walking on the road and a welfare check was conducted. >> Hello. How are you? >> You okay? >> Yeah, man. I just went out for a walk. >> Out for a walk? >> Yeah. My uh >> my >> Just have a seat for now. Just have a seat for now. >> My uh kung fu school closed and I lost everything. Go. >> Yo, come fool school clothes. What school? >> White dragon. >> What's that? >> Are you the poker guy? >> No, I'm not the poker guy. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Do I look like poker? >> Great to see you. >> What's your name? >> Well, my friends call me Shaggy. >> Shaggy? >> Yeah. You guys really can't do anything. >> If I stand up, you can't do anything. Even if you're nonsense, >> I know it's scary. It's because it's already happened to me so many times on YouTube. You can't scare me at all because at this second you're going to write something. >> I am not trying to scare you at all. We're just trying to talk to you. >> I'm doing well, man. How are you? You're good looking. >> Thank you. >> You guys mind if I leave? >> What's your last name real quick? >> Do you mind if I leave? >> Can you spell the last name? >> No. Is there a reason that you're stopping me? >> Yes. We're doing a We're doing a We're doing a welfare check on you right now. >> A what? >> All right. A what check? >> We were doing a welfare check on you to show you. >> A welfare check. Who called you? How did you find me? >> H >> How did you find me? Just sitting down. Listen. How did you guys find? >> You were walking on the tracks, right? >> You know it's illegal. You know it's illegal to walk on the tracks. >> Yeah. >> You all right? What's Where you coming from? Where you coming from, though? >> Uh my house. >> Where do you live? >> I live 1420. You guys, what do you want to know? The number. >> Have a seat. Have a seat. Just have a seat. >> Hey, you want to do this? Yes, we want to do this. >> Okay. Have a seat. >> Let's play some poker. You and me. >> Have a seat. >> Listen. These guys are scared as [ __ ] >> sir. Just have a seat. >> I'm not going to have a seat. Why don't you offer up? I'll give up. I give up. >> I give up. I give up. >> I give up. >> Then give up. >> Roll on your stomach. >> I'm rolling. Help. >> Give us your hand. >> The other hand. >> Help me. >> Help me. Somebody >> the other hand. That hurt. You guys should probably stop. >> You want to have it under control? >> No. >> Got it. >> Oh [ __ ] I got some dirt in my nose. That was a good take down, guys. I teach kung fu. Holy [ __ ] Did I hit anybody? Yeah, you hit me. >> Oh, dude. I'm so sorry. >> No, you good. >> I've been taking these. Uh, >> you're acting a little uh nutty. >> I took some. >> All right. >> What' you take? >> Make sure you're not going to die. >> What's that? >> I believe. >> Okay. Explain your uh >> roll over. >> Okay. Ready? Roll over. >> Oh. Is it legal for you guys to do this? Are you going to kill me? Whoa. >> No. >> There you go. >> All right. >> What did you take? >> It was a mushroom. >> A mushroom? >> Yeah. >> How long are you? >> You all right? >> I'm all right. You all right? >> No, I'm fine. I didn't feel a thing. I can stand up right now if I want. >> Sounds good. You okay? >> I'm okay. You play poker with me? Did I hit you? >> Yeah, you hit me. >> It's all right. >> How am I doing this? How can my brain be so strong? I can stop bullets. >> There's nothing. There's nothing. I was just joking about the al the drug alcohol. >> There's no injury on you, man. All right. >> Huh? >> Not on my head. >> No, you're all right. >> You guys take the [ __ ] out of >> the uh touch your balls. >> Let's go in the car. Touch my what? >> Did I touch your balls? >> No. No. >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry. >> One, two, three. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't arrest me. Yeah, you under arrest me right now. >> You can't arrest me. You just punched him. What do you think's going to happen? >> The the my best friend is going to show up. >> Okay, maybe the bon out. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] It's Brad. >> Oh my god. I love this. >> I ain't Brad. >> Appreciate the love. >> All right, take these off. Do something. >> Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, let me tell you something. But I need to tell you something quick. I'm doing it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I thought you were Chuck Morris. You guys sure? >> I could block bullets. >> You guys sure you want to put me in jail? >> You want to put me in jail? >> Okay. How come you're putting me in jail? >> I don't understand it. It doesn't hurt. You can live like >> Call battery on law enforcement officer. >> Huh? >> You are going to jail tonight. >> I can't go to jail. I think I know every code in the book. Why am I scaring you? >> Get in the car. >> Why? Help me. Help me. Oh, you're going to kill me. >> Get in the car. >> No. You're my poker buddy. >> Stay in the car. >> Brad, help. >> Mom, >> mom, did my daughter see me? >> Have a seat in the car. >> I don't know. >> Did my daughter see me? Have a seat in the park. >> Then I'm not going to actually You can't make me do it. You're my You're only my poker friend. >> Have a seat in the car. >> You're my poker friend. >> Have a seat. Have a seat. >> You sure? All right. All right. All right. All right. Have a seat. >> Yeah. >> Oh snap. All of a sudden you >> punch me? Yeah. >> What? >> Punch me. >> What? >> Yeah. >> You all right? >> People. All right. And I all done prop what?