Ha, so funny to arrest a nurse. I hope you get a big ego off your small list. >> In October 2025, Crystal Teblock was pulled over for speeding. >> Reason for the stop, ma'am. Speed limit is 50. You were doing 66 mph, okay? >> Please, I do so much good for this world. >> Okay. She immediately gave excuses to why she might fail her field sobriety test. Once arrested, she went crazy. >> I have a peripheral vision problem. >> Okay. >> And I I'm not joking. I I just got an eye infection in my eye yesterday. >> Okay. Look at your foot. Yep. >> 1,001, 1,002, 1,003. >> Also, what I'm going to have you do, ma'am, right now is put your hands behind your back, okay? You're going to read the time on this. Okay, just just have a seat. >> Um >> Left foot first. >> Like what's the reason I'm going to jail? >> Okay. >> Because hold on, sir. >> get on Get in the car. I'll answer all the questions you want. Get in the car, please. Left foot first. Watch out. >> Wait, here. >> Watch out. I'm not pushing you. >> Please, will you check your locker? Why are you taking me to jail? Shouldn't you tell me the reason you're taking me to jail? Am I going to lose my Well, wait. Am I going to lose my nursing license? >> I have no idea. I don't deal with any of that. >> It's okay. I just actually do a lot of good for people. >> Okay. >> So, what about my cell phone and my my car? I've never been in this position. >> Okay. >> So, you're kind of just like throwing me in a car and I don't know anything. >> Okay. Like I'm saying >> Because I passed for me a pass my test. >> see this paper? I'm going to be playing an audio. That audio is going to be playing about It's going to be reading this white paper, okay? All right. I'll be playing an an audio. Make sure you listen to it. >> I know. That's because ICE hasn't picked you up yet. >> That is very, very nice of you to say. >> to have been committed while you were operating. >> Why the [ __ ] is he going through my car? Why the is he going THROUGH MY CAR? WELL, I'm a [ __ ] nurse, and when you come through my hospital, don't worry. I'll let you die. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, no. >> Oh, my god. >> All your family members, and this is all on recording? >> What hospital? What Yeah, what hospital so I never go there, ma'am? >> Yeah. >> What is it? >> You can say that on recording? What hospital so you never go there? You can say that? >> saying that you're going to let me die. >> No, you can say that? Haha. What hospital? You can say that? >> Yes. Do you not hear me? >> Yeah. Greater Heights Don't go there. >> What? Greater Heights. I don't know if that's a hospital. >> I have no idea. She's a nurse, though. >> Um Memorial Hermann? Yeah, it is. It's a hospital in Greater Heights. >> What's your supervisor? >> I've worked there for 7 years in the ICU. >> 7 years? ICU? >> Why are you being such a >> Cuz you literally just said that you don't want me there cuz you're going to let me die. >> Well, yeah. I mean, you're not that great of a person. You think you can just treat me like this? >> How do I know you're not on the street? >> I mean, come put on my shoes so I'm not so uncomfortable. Like I just told you I had an eye injection yesterday that literally messes with my perception. >> Okay, ma'am. >> I need Can I please use my phone? >> No. >> Why are you so mean? Is it because I'm not drunk? Because I'm not drunk. And I have a newborn. That I'm trying to go home to. This is my I'm not drunk. That's the problem. That's why I'm so mean because I'm not drunk. And I had an eye injection yesterday that I have proof for. So that's what sucks about your decision to put me in the back of your car. Why'd you pull me over? >> I told you. Um I'm not arguing with you. Do you want me to just stop talking? I can't just stop talking to you. Is that Is that okay? Can I stop talking to you? Can I stop talking to you? Can I stop talking to you? Can I stop talking to you? Okay, bye. Is this a cluster or what? >> No, just saying. >> I nursed a Listen, doc, she got in and she told me that if I ever go to a hospital Oh, yeah? Well. I I was like, what hospital do you work at so I never go there. All right, thank you. Appreciate you. >> Why the [ __ ] is he going through MY CAR, YOU NO, I CANNOT STOP screaming because you disrupted my life. I don't GIVE A >> OH, NO. STOP SCREAMING. >> OH, NO. OH, NO. Stop screaming. Stop screaming. I have so much authority. I wear a badge. Dude, why the is he in my car? Why the is he in my car? That's my personal property. You have no idea what you're coming What's What's the your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Oh, you can't multitask? Oh, what a bro. You're Dude, you're a man. You can't multitask. That's the exact problem. I'm a man. I can multitask. No, you can't. My husband can't even multitask. Bro, you're Why the is he in my car? This is so funny to you. >> What are you doing? Do you want me to put you in restraints? What are you doing? What are you doing? >> What are you doing? >> Trying to read my rights, bro. I just had a injection and you provided me information that I can't read. >> I asked you. >> I can't read it because I just told you. I see Dr. Emanuel Chang. I saw him at 3:15 yesterday, and he injected me with a meditation called by Bismuth to help me see >> Oh, no. That's not >> Oh, no. That's not very nice. Oh, no. That's not nice. Oh, no. I'm not going to get in trouble. Oh, no. You have a lawsuit coming your way. Oh, no. My excuse is to turn up loud music because I can't handle criticism because I'm and wrong. Stop. You're putting my life AT RISK. STOP. TEXTING AND DRIVING. YOU'RE PUTTING MY LIFE AT RISK. SHUT UP. STOP. CHRISTMAS YOU WHAT JAIL AM I GOING TO? MONTGOMERY? OKAY. So funny. Yeah, I can hear you. And my family works for Montgomery County. Jokes on you, mother >> She was charged with driving while intoxicated and she was terminated from the hospital she was working at.