so let me tell you wait in the water wait no Corey's not here is what the message him that's such a bad pickup line Amy zombie AIDS guys I can't even win Corey um all right I loved her I'm being betrayed right now and I'm not sure how to feel about it you're being cheater I think I'm getting cheated on you're an attaching relationship babe you need to leave that if your man don't love you you need to get out of it oh why does this remind me of Eric Cartman from the beauty pageant episode or no one's answering me I'm about I I have not watched South Park this is the worst at the time that I I answered you this is right yeah I did you haven't texted me and the last time we texted I texted you did I text the wrong person I I'm really putting all my money on the game thing right now so many ways every single time lost your team monster oh it's okay next time we're at next time we don't break my heart into pieces I'm trying my best here oh my God here the person that rejected me is now Diddy by ads absolutely heartbroken for the economy okay I'll meet you on smoking rizz o no got stuck up he wasn't talking to me he offered me free chicken and never texted me again can't be zombies see look our Jaws are so happy the zombie turned someone into a zombie zombies yay how many nights are there okay yeah that's a giga chat they successfully get a date it can be hard to dress oh my God it wasn't perfect for me Five Nights at Freddy's don't know what I'm gonna do anymore five now watch out for foxy he's got kind of crazy this time make sure to keep your eyes on the Pirate Cove go so get your ass I just said the worst possible message known to man until they just do the zombie I don't think I can respond to that one not yours man I'm talking I'm talking to pies oh no you should [ __ ] behind it's it's fireworks messages Mike on hey I'm streaming and I got three people watching so time to plug your channel if you want to go oh okay people like screaming on Twitch no in YouTube oh okay what's your YouTube name is it like the same to you if you can link your YouTube with your account damn bro that's kind of hot a viewer is uh um you want me to send this to all of you and yeah I just have DM yeah yeah I have like no videos here I'll link my Twitter where I post funny I've moved past you oh okay soon but um plug all you want dude people watch my stuff later I guess I mentioned Corey being the one in the corner Corey is so heartbroken I'm really I'm really popping off on shorts should I plug this Discord Channel yes can you send me the uh YouTube like streaming link that you're doing yes same here yeah I messed up I thought I was sending it but I wasn't hold on passed out [Music] I think the vampire might win because Cory's not here sweet so I can't take them so if everyone else gets infected it's game over here I mean I have a critical question for you I mean Grumpy's I'm pretty sure making sure I don't want I don't want to get it I don't want to get angry I get dangerous when the zombies so after the night you didn't there's nothing wrong with me that is the play huh that was what you were doing that is yeah that puppet is a pedal that puppet my puppet is a child the puppet is a child avoided the puppets to me as a child Five Nights at Freddy's is this where you wanna be yes who else wanted my YouTube channel because [Music] yes foreign 400 watch hours so I'm about to get monetized as long as I get six hundred more hours which doesn't seem that hard it'll probably take me like three months or yeah I'll watch you on ad blocker no matter what yeah I would I would diss you if you did it [Music] I just want the sponsorship deals dude that's all I want Your Shadow Legends I wouldn't flip green Shadow Legends in a [ __ ] heartbeat dude no I don't want time to be up I was having a real life conversation rage Shadow Legends is not a bad game dude I'm doing what no one else can Discord making some goddamn friends I made friends hard take raid Shadows it's an R8 game but I don't like it like Corey later because he sabotaged my game oh balls let's see what's happening here we're playing this game this game yeah of course I'm gone yeah Corey Tori dipped for some reason Yeah Boy anyone else want the streamlined okay well I'm good hey see look at my tongue who wouldn't want that really I'm sorry for whatever you know how far that can go up my ass yeah look at my spinal cord stop stop stop stop wait wait wait wait wait wait battery critical bro we're real freaking here we are real pretty together I have Trauma from people behind your face back and I'll do the same I would never cheat on them like that like I don't know you talking about Buddy they they've done so many things well they just thought of the featured okay I was just trying to trick you to cheat on your babe and the movie I mean I'll be okay so much more don't you worry I'm gonna trick you I'm a never-ending package quite literally is that is that lyrics I forget what uh crummy I'm sorry about that the dangerous spread did you do something to me yeah you'll see oh no no okay I don't want to be alone wait hold on he was the MILF he was the MILF no [Music] yeah wait how how if you're reflecting the invisible person under the bottom do you just see her you can't see their score up there and for the ball now no you can tell them both of you what a play by rat Corey sabotage did I not get infected this is my entire goal tonight take that Batman I'm pretty sure let's go [Music] can we play talking points sure maybe I love talking points oh I love talking points the internet yeah I have not played that here in a while okay fair enough that's a good one yeah all you have to do is realize all you always say is just like say something pretty good stuff seeking monster is so fun like I don't even care if I win I'm gonna turn you up in the best way oh my God take me out to dinner first yeah if you're free sometimes audience get on your boards oh [ __ ] I forgot to type in the code I swear to you I'm your biggest fan y's rap game is unmatched wait let me do these bars right now bad boys no you can't just spit random bows my name is Eminem I like to react fill up so quickly I know I I stopped paying attention for one second hey guys I guess that's it God damn it I was trying to be gay come on guys like come on hello join the crew you're in there come join the crew yeah can I tell you I want to tell you about something all right peace foreign three hey what's up dude playing Mario Kart are you in your car you're in your phone hotspot yeah I have the phone hotspot because I was downloading a couple of games uh I got The Fallout Shelter one but maybe it'll get OverWatch 2 later and see if it works I just need to expand my memory um that'd be cool to play it on that switch so guess what's happening to me at work dude oh you're getting freaking promoted to freaking dean of Affairs I wish that was the case dude what's happening so basically the sixth grade teacher quit yeah combo class no so I'm gonna take the sixth grade class over and seventh and eighth is gonna be led entirely by my co-teacher yeah is that crazy what'd she put for she's got a better job that seems like pretty normal stuff so you're teaching eighth grade and now you're going to teach sixth grade um starting like right now or like are they gonna give you some time to prepare Wednesday do you got a few minutes to think about it next Wednesday oh you got a few few minutes to think about it yeah I think I'll be better at teaching sixth grade than eighth grade to be honest that's good does it sound like you're gonna be too hard for you yeah it's kind of sad though because uh you know the eighth graders they're gonna be like what the [ __ ] dude missing you guys already have a connection yeah yeah I'll miss them sure especially this one kid he's very smart he's an intellectual like myself I would say You're Gonna teach the sixth grade class and then seventh and eighth is going to be combined into one mm-hmm uh I guess you kind of lucked out yeah because they could have stuck you with that assignment where you have to teach two different grades yep and I'm pretty sure that this girl wanted it and is it's gonna [ __ ] suck for her I'm gonna have to help her out I'm gonna have to give her assignments and stuff for them yeah just give her everything that you have and then check out it would just be up front like this is everything I had prepared for it and then just bow out because if you if you keep helping her she's going to rely on you no I mean yeah I'm just going to tell her what I've already been telling her I've been using websites like common lit and um and uh reading like a historian for English anyways and history and math is straightforward she's not even going to be teaching math probably because I don't think she can honestly incompetent huh uh I had I wouldn't say incompetent but eighth grade math is hard dude I can barely teach it they have you teaching off subjects yep that's weird that used to not be that way or I guess it's a junior high huh it's a charter school it's K3 they are very dysfunctional yeah usually once you get out of Elementary you teach one subject yup for Gen Ed at least if I was teaching one subject [Music] that would be so [ __ ] easy yeah just have your your especially like in junior high in high school where you just teach the same lesson like six times a day yeah exactly dude if I just do the same hour six times over if I was teaching one or two lessons a day that would be fine but I'm teaching like [ __ ] what how many lessons I don't know yeah but anyways I'm sure sixth grade will be much easier somewhat I guess the trade-off is um like in special ed you teach you know all the different subjects and all the different grade levels but then you only have like x amount of students you know sometimes you can have like 15 or 16 students I guess like when you're teaching junior or high school and stuff you're teaching the same lesson over and over again but you have to um all the assignments you know you'd have to grade for a hundred students you know we have special maybe that's the students maybe that's the trade-off I do have special needs students no you have them too I'm saying we yeah we have special needs students but they're just mixed in with the class yeah but do they make you come up with like so I got a special needs student that's in the sixth grade but he can only do like second grade material so usually that entails you have to come up with a separate lesson plan for that so any given subject like English well I have four or five different levels going at once and math four or five different levels going at once you know yeah they don't make me do that they have every all the curriculum planned out for them and they have a do it like constantly oh my mom's calling goodbye young child imagine PPG playing parapa the rapper he's played a rhythm game before I play Beat saber and parapa the rapper is also one beat saber I got out of the bathroom over back my parents said they made chicken chili my golf your favorite man you look familiar for some chicken chili oh my God I don't know what the [ __ ] hi how are you up to my gone hey what's up uh Canadian potato and zizuna how you doing he has any secret piles online dude I always got super powers online man Canadian super problems yeah man like I'm just trying to get my watch hours up man yeah I know what you're saying man I'll kill you what I'm averaging 250 per month so that's not too bad no not bad at all but I I got to keep it up otherwise I'll never make it I'll make it in three months if I do what I keep doing and you'll be able to quit your job and you don't have to worry about sixth grade get some nice sponsorship deals at least I got to go wish you the best of luck uh later Canadian potato make sure to like share subscribe I hit the Bell uh so you don't miss any streams but mostly to share share my channel perfectly poor gaming for Life boy cpg PPG PPG I think it's time to make another YouTube short dude my last ones did awful like the last five that I posted only have like one View and they're from you that's it wait let me go ahead terrible man this guy's playing ghost Shima I gotta say hello to him really quick that's a good game you don't want to join it's the real deal oh I love getting a horse I really yeah I'll join real deal I like his stuff uh you got some good stuff the same way for this horse as the horse in Red Dead Redemption 2. there's our first trophy um fantastic opener I really enjoyed everything about that except the glitch I didn't enjoy the glitch but what will you do what can you do great so far perfectly poor this is the game I'll be playing for the next long while we had some weird issues with the streams a little bit ago it's uneasy right now just until I can get through the tutorial because it seems like there's a glitch in the tutorial where if you die in the tutorial it freezes the game so if he dies in the tutorial it'll freeze the game locks it up or you can't use it anymore apparently that's what he said what a nut he better not die so as soon as we get through the tutorial I'm gonna pop it back over to lethal why is he playing on [ __ ] boy Easy Settings is he but he said he's like I'm gonna try to get through the tutorial then I'll put it back onto lethal that's cool I love that standoff mechanic already oh he's gonna die dude he took it off he's still getting [ __ ] up dude they're gonna kill him because he's a baby that would have been death if I was playing on the difficulty I want to be playing on [Applause] so we got to get those Parry timings down pat I'm so surprised I love Yuna already she's got a hot Asian babe follower none of that if he dies in the Stream ends I'm gonna laugh dude oh my God that is fantastic [Applause] so no no no no so that's not what I mean what what I think was happening and I don't know this for certain is I'm still in the tutorial and I put it on lethal which means you die in one hit basically um and every time every time that uh I died the game would like it would my character would still be in his like dying sounds but the Game Wouldn't reset the zone and I think that's because it was a tutorial area so we're gonna go back to lethal as soon as we get through the tutorial he's gonna put it on lethal as soon as he gets out of the tutorial dude excellent because I wanted to play the whole game you know it's not worth having to cut the stream every two seconds so oh Jesus Christ that was dumb of me because he had to cut the stream yeah if he died stream ends posture breaks in games that is one good thing to come out of Final Fantasy 13. I think that's the first game that you did posture breaks say hi Jacob hi Jacobs you gotta have to figure out which unit is the best this or Final Fantasy 10s it's gonna be a tough decision I think she's turning out to be pretty cool already nope none of that get out of here I'll hammer away at your Shield Man ah this guy's a teacher too by the way here he comes oh yeah here we go it doesn't look like it was Samurai you suffering okay dodging arrows what does he teach how to play on easy mode there we go got the timing down I think a little bit that'll be very challenging and big pod but we'll manage it let's get up here and see if there's anything cool there's not I mean this whole everything in this game looks cool but come on foreign [Applause] the colors [Music] humidity [Laughter] you doing man I hit a banana peel okay right at the end Put Me From First to fifth not my proudest moment yeah that's no good Tim you hear this guy with the controller it sounds like he's [ __ ] me pressing all the buttons gonna wear it as joystick oh this is absolutely something I'm supposed to lose still good practice so we'll go ahead and do it so he has double combos and the overheads don't work what do you think about fights you have to lose in games you want to know complete waste of time good time fillers man like Puzzles and video games not interesting but it's dinosaurs oh okay foreign [Applause] thank you help me but I almost gained 100 subscribers this month dude that's pretty good just in one month huh did you see the switch that I was talking about no I haven't looked it up yet hold on we got like one View shorts got one View yeah I had like three of them that I set up last night and they didn't get nothing to be upload dude you're gonna have to because some of my finest works the worst ratings your father is the wind at your back your mother oh I love that symbolism already and how that's going to show up in the uh open world traversal I see 3D printing is online I think you should change your name dude honestly because you're going up against a whole bunch of people in the same niches you that have the name prank King I don't think there's a lot of people I think there's only one he's not that good weekly couldn't save him I can't find you dude the algorithm won't let me find you that's probably why man I'm not getting any views because my subscriber base has been I've been blacklisted man have you why can't I find you what the [ __ ] Shadow ban again I think it's six pounds I got settle down this month oh there you are you're online everything okay hold on one View your skeletal janitor got two views dude what the [ __ ] nobody cares about escalito oh really awful that dude come on same again where am I gonna find the time to re-upload all these videos foreign that one at least that's what it comes down to like where do I find the time and the day to do all of this maybe right now maybe I'll do it right now oh my gosh the Fabrics on there is let's see if I have some free time right now get this let me check my schedule okay and I do all I'm saying is 94 subscribers in 28 days not too bad man impressive man it's really what it comes down to and press and press did you see my burger dude it blew up like a thousand views for that what a burger a thousand seven hundred yeah for my Burger Shot it was pretty good meanwhile I'm over here painting miniatures for five hours and getting one View [Laughter] dude none of my posts have been doing good 49 162 one two two one one you gotta make it interesting dude voice them over instead of putting music on oh my God 72. okay I reach 80. I'm telling you dude voice over them you'll get way more views I can't dude embarrassing man I don't know what to say dude you'll get way more views if you voice over them oh I don't know what to say just tell them how you made it in 15 seconds you can do a midnight you can do a minute yeah uh I didn't know that you can make YouTube shorts more than 15 seconds yeah it goes up to a minute dude oh my gosh dude well that changes everything you didn't know that I don't think anybody then holy [ __ ] the real deal has five people watching him God damn that's pretty good he's got 29 subscribers he has less than you or he's he's playing a good game though that's true ghost of tsushima I'm just gonna be like holy [ __ ] five subscribers all right so I'm weary of moving it all the way up to lethal for as long as the Yoon is with me because I think she's contributing to the break oh my God this is so gorgeous this guy has autism or something dude you can tell huh you told me I'm trying to return to their masters damn that's only two people watching yeah I had to reload my up up tube shorts man I gotta redo them help my brother can help too once we save him you'll have the island this is a cool game though I think you should play it and you should stream it and you should get the views man I could do that I have to plug in my PlayStation though good Lord good Lord what's up uh Mr burb how you doing are you new to the channel I don't remember seeing you ever [Music] but I'm glad you've joined this channel yeah man welcome to the channel welcome yeah can you get your dollars for subscribing yeah did you get your million dollars yet or what dude [Music] Mr burb delicious so cinematic that's what I'm thinking [Music] go set up your PlayStation man you get way more views than this clown oh you missed PS4 Pro you probably won't miss out on my VR2 while I'm at it huh yeah see at the time that second dude's Mike my God what a great way to introduce people that second dude's mic there's somebody in my chest dissing your mic Jacob what do you think about that that's one of the most engaging opiate openings what kind of mic do you use iPhone huh my phone your phone your phone tells that good I don't believe you yeah it's really good so we get the bow through him and we get some more stealth stuff it must have an incredible microphone dude because we'll probably go with her oh yeah of course there's the rest of the island I was wondering where the rest of it was gonna be so we're gonna go to her first but I'm not necessarily gonna go directly to her yep yep okay so I'm hoping hoping that now we can actually play on lethal now that we've left the tutorial oh man that is amazing amazingly gorgeous it's really the wind is blowing I'll subscribe and try to catch a future stream cause man my head hurts now try and see if there's a way to turn mic volume down or something if there's a way to turn bike volume down no way dude obtrusive Arrow my volume is like the most important thing I think it's gonna be important you want your voice to be loud laughs all right later though Mr burb I'll be sure to catch you on another stream bye Mr Burns Mr burb at the world give me that oh well we have discovered photo mode so that is photo mode okay that's gonna be very cool to you use let me test my stream right now okay Mongols here test test test test possibility of the jump no that's normal somewhere that we got there [Music] oh he's got a big hammer I don't know how to fight that yet I bet the real deal has more than that one [ __ ] has in watch hours oh my God don't even get me started on that one [ __ ] she was the worst [ __ ] out of all the [ __ ] I'm glad you agree dude man we're on the same page man we go way back oh there we go okay we're starting to get the flow we took down that big guy no problem give us some supplies you pay the Miniatures Jacob yep that's all I do now I'm glad you've had a hobby you really enjoyed man that's really cool you should try to get one too man maybe you can get into gaming no I just want to promote your channel somehow I don't know but Aaron's great you should just keep putting out quality videos that's what I'm trying to do but nobody cares they always want junk content no post a long form content where you just paint the entire time and post that I do I have two of those I have a third ready to go yeah but I gotta do the voiceover three minutes dude you gotta do it for the whole time wow I made a post a full hour yeah what is this is that surprising small space yeah what the heck what would it do for a whole hour paint the miniature why can't you change but I don't think anybody's been watching for an hour okay you'd be surprised dude oh my gosh this just call it how to paint a miniature and like combat you would get so many views you'd probably get a [ __ ] for all spaces and everything maybe I'll do that in some ways that kind of reminds me of the Batman Arkham series just title at this being able to crawl through the floors and stuff like that expert painter paints Ministry I wonder if there's a way to know how much stuff is here are you an expert painter Jacob pretty much are you paying me a miniature yeah then put it in your title well there you go paint miniature I see what you mean eight iron stance progress did I not clear this place no I haven't I still have Mongols to defeat here where are they though oh hello I didn't mean to do that oh whoa whoa that was great Okay so do you have to refight the guys out here we killed I can't believe the real deal he's getting this kind of traffic here four people watching man impressive yeah it is impressive dude oh yeah okay okay it is these guys again nope you sounded too again still pretty good traffic though give me that give me that hi okay so I saw five horses that means hello uh guys maybe the row craft Tycoon Channel how are you did we get to keep everything that we picked up hello hello hello hello good what about you trying to finish that I wonder I am very good man I am just here watching the real deal oh now that's good make sure to subscribe to both of us I can see some possibilities cheers row craft Tycoon Channel where both uh up and coming streamers the real deal needs some work on this channel for sure but some collectibles thank you uh rowcraft appreciate that yes yes I understand I just am not ready to go there quite yet make sure to sub to the real deal though too because he's a good streamer we need to find the rest he's the real deal still believe it or not there's some type of little slide thing and he's playing a good game can I oh that guy's got armor never played this game looks [ __ ] fun there's three horses over here okay nope okay so I didn't get to do a standoff with them oh no he alerted all the guards classic real do real deal strategy right there oh he's [ __ ] getting his head ripped off dude okay so there's nine uh Mongol soldiers here nice at The Travelers man I want to make sure let's see if we we get to keep everything when we die we just have to fight everything again what's up uh things I do oh we got him with it okay make sure to subscribe things I do for more good content this is bad yeah that was very bad maybe try GTA next maybe you tried GTA you played GTA that might be a little bit too hard oh yeah which GTA GTA 6. let's just try hard you want GTA6 I have to re-download it again I am liking the combat systems though so I don't actually mind that I already played GTA 6 dude do you want to see my video of it GTA 6 coming out next year because the hacker leaded the release date too I played GTA 6 dude hold on let me see my channel GTA 6 dude here it is right here foreign looks cool you could try Red Dead Redemption 2 best story ever what happened there [Music] foreign what's up Jacob are you re-uploading or what I'm trying to man but they still got zero views we gotta give them a little time man how much time why don't you just post some miniature hacks like with your face in there I'm going to watch Real Deal stream on my phone so he can get a viewer yeah row craft do that give me that viewer asterisk a what just post like hey uh here's three tips for getting nice Miniatures or something possible odds and after your brother is free what then honestly I haven't had time to think about it Maybe you can show your Miniatures off on stream like that though just show your face though all right so rectangle can jack off to it [Laughter] because like you know I have not seen your face yet okay I have no idea what you look like you say that [ __ ] we've probably gotta go up this mountain like this is and then we'll work our way around got time to pick up here I got burritos bro no way Chili Cheese Fritos my golf it must be where that smoke is oh no it's not wait what where is she there she is oh I see I see hey what did I mess that up what the windward was for me to go up there now okay where does it want me to go around here oh right there okay among us through that place together in days there has to be a weigh-in let's look we need to reach taka without putting him in danger we'll find a safe hello welcome to the stream we're gonna be playing ghost of tsushima all the way through over the course of this month hopefully going to finish it by the time re4 comes out they might alert the Gods could be a weigh-in you can look for a gap in the front wall slip inside and cut down the Mongols where they stand if something goes wrong they'll kill the prisoners I've seen them do it we have to go in quietly thieves what's wrong with them this is on PS5 it's the definitive edition and sometimes we die by it Warriors like my father we just wanted to give us a safer home I want the same thing but we have to fight back and then bend it or save my family and what's left of yours what we're up against we should wait until it gets darker I won't try to I'll try not to talk during cut scenes so whenever they pop up I'll be silent but if uh you have anything you want to say outside of the cutscenes I'll definitely respond or if you say anything during the cutscenes I'll respond after they're done um it is so good hated when the animation is great the story so far has been fantastic and this is just like going against a side mission the beginning section of the game was fantastic like super stupendous it is not really surprising at all that there's a curacaoa mode and it's very clear that they were inspired by Kira sawa's work I'll respond to that after the cutscene and we better stay quiet gonna play that VR game again okay so he does have the dual swords I'm back got me Cheez-Its [Music] oh man oh that is brutal okay that scene was special games don't do that what do you think the Bear's running with a limp you're Arrow wounded him this is when a beast is most dangerous remain alert yes okay I can finally respond to the comments so that first off before we even move an inch that was hello Simply the Best like assassination backstab scene in a game I've seen a lot of time with games and you can see this in Assassin's Creed you'll stab them in the back and they'll just fall dead in that scene that character thrash he started getting stabbed in the guts that was a true assassination scene that was marvelous even media like films and TV shows get that wrong but that looked so good in the way that that turned out as for atomic heart I have not played atomic heart what game is this um but uh I have watched a lot of reviews it just was not in my list of games for this month and I've been waiting three years to play this so I wasn't gonna put it off anymore Mike on it fantastic game that's what I'm saying dude let's go it's rock and roll oh geez it usually takes you forever dude yeah [ __ ] no man I've been waiting okay oh oh let me just finish up this miniature real quick I'm just kidding dude I'm just kidding relax man relax crazy on me get all [ __ ] crazy on me man you don't understand man this is the way I make a living I can't just not finish this miniatures uh yeah you understand when you grow up and have responsibilities around but for now enjoy the hell the right guy would just post dude oh my gosh somebody get me started don't even get me started it's on this Church's Scientology okay well I'm streaming my echo VR now good man do it I got four people watching no [ __ ] Wayne oh no I don't have anybody well I should have should have jinxed yourself hey all right I'm ready somebody invite you you want an invite or I just want to go solo queue uh I would like an invite yes and me somebody else wants to join from my chat yeah tell them they can be on our team if they're if they can get at least four goals of match they can be on our team oh man if they can't pull their own weight don't bother don't got Echo so they said they don't have Echo anyways oh why do you have Echo you didn't want to sit through the 90 minutes tutorial come on man it's only 90 minutes yeah a little bit laughs that's funny little pitch little pitch little [ __ ] That's a classic [ __ ] move right there I'm not sitting through the tutorial no network connection detector let me uh reload this uh hit you with the Evite right now got nothing else to watch all my recommendeds are just short vids um yo your yeast morgy thank you for subscribing you are probably not in the chat but hey did you get the evite uh no can you send it again yep there you go oh I think I just loaded tutorials on accident what the hell dude let me reload it why do I have no hands okay can you hear me yeah I can hear you why oh because I'm all glitched out I can't I don't have any hands for some reason I guess I should just restart my [ __ ] I don't know Maybe that's gonna [ __ ] up the stream though well [Music] thank you thank you now I have hands too naked gaming don't have any hands hell yeah you don't need them don't even need them bro all right you ready to flex on these fools um okay ready to Jive on these turkeys oops today thank you are we in matchmaking already this you want me to start it yeah I'm ready I'll [ __ ] start it bro you gotta customize your character man there's a lot of uh cool things over here that you can get look at these that Look At Me Now where are you go customize your character man look you can do it like this binding match nope too late we're out of time let's Jack these holes off this time foreign all right here we go man your A-game foreign looks cool oh yeah [Laughter] him up good job right now [Applause] let's go let's go oh my gosh oh my teammate right now um how much is Echo might give Echoes zero dollars right all right come on I'm gonna hop off let's go on later from downtown you see that [ __ ] Zach that's what I'm talking about we need more kids like that on our team perfect we are Jack and these fools off bro what is no way oh my God that was too close I don't know how that worked out so well that was pretty impressive got a girl dog oh hello hello orange team sucks dick thank you [Music] the whole team left oh yeah get your launchers 12 11. stocking up chalk up another win for the good guys huh I'll play another one are you done are you done foreign yo hi charging battery hey can you hear me Jacob can you hear me hello hello [Music] three minutes [Applause] again [Music] [Music] ever [Music] you like it didn't even hit like three minutes took us less than like what like 15 seconds to do it why would you take it for me bro at this point bro was just stealing doing it why are you still the pig [Music] all right watch them play that game too I hit one dude I'm not hitting anyone right now I thought they were really that why I didn't even have the kids listen yeah why what am I gonna where can I talk oh my headset died fool always fun watching vrlol foreign watching VR who said that yeah why can't I see it yeah this one playing VR sorry I gotta disappoint you like that what's up Jacob you on the phone still foreign I could really use something to eat that isn't sweet foreign you're not in Kansas anymore you're on Pandora again on Pandora you will find no yellow brick roads no big floating head Wizards and you definitely won't find a pair of silver slippers Lego or the more popular ruby slippers from the 1939 film adaptation oh shucks on Pandora you have to cultivate a strong mental attitude everything out here wants to kill you we need your eyes for Jujubes it's my job not to let that happen I will not succeed yes you men are all gonna die every last one of you will suffer an unimaginably painful death including myself we shouldn't have come here hey there's a piece of candy under here this ain't a dream folks you can't clack your heels together three times to get home yes but if we follow all your orders we have a shot right hell no them Navi are gonna race through our Halls like damn flying monkeys that's why under each of your chairs you'll find a military Corp standard issue cyanide pill think of it as your own personal sleepy poppy field uh so the Navia are simple people surely with our Advanced Firepower so in all weapons might as well be made of doodoo the navi are a strong culturally diverse vibrant people I respect the hell out of them they're 10 foot tall what does that make us a bunch of munchkins when they come you ain't gonna be able to throw a bucket of water on them and make them go away nothing like an old school safety brief to put your mind at ease uh what's that it's been an Urban with you men my only regret is that I couldn't give one last read through to good old L frank balm's extended Oz collection oh my gosh [Music] my time to shine LOL I see you [ __ ] ah oh my God it was all just a wet dream [Music] s [Music] [Music] to confuse me [Music] [Music] [Music] in this place [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign Oswald is a wretched pile of skin his favorite thing to do all day is Ride On the Floor preferably a thick carpet and shriek out his cretinous moans pictured here is Oswald as a Young Man I like to do this silly little thing where I poke him in the head and push in his brain a little Oswald you called you as you can see from this x-ray Oswald's interior has a full skeleton however it does take a bit of searching well I think Oswald has had a long day it's not all the time he has visitors he is a pitiful only old sack he is so I think it's time we say goodbye and leave a little something for our special guy so long friend thank you [Music] what flavor is in that mod s [Music] [Music] wallpapers [Applause] [Music] LMAO this ain't Echo [Music] vrs what did you think it was come on I was playing Echo VR my headset died [Music] if this was Echo VR this would have been canceled way earlier [Laughter] thank you foreign [Music] [Music] oh my God foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] no one's fault I need a wound but you threw in the salt [Music] [Music] good morning the conversations you'll never know [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] I'm live right now so make sure to subscribe if you haven't already [Applause] more inside not for long it's fine don't worry I I knew I knew his voice from somewhere it's got to be him it was bugging me ever since he first started talking oh man he domed that guy thank you [Applause] oh hello ow [Music] here's the real deal welcome back stream stuff happen my control unfortunate did he just Dome that guy oh my God I love it and then Jin Sakai shot me in the back like a filthy non-samurai oh hello oh we got big boy we got Big Boy man I love thank you oh that's not gonna happen you know it's not gonna happen Burton sock I'm out of arrows I need arrows oh wait isn't that guy's suffering real quick all right we're gonna run in here yummy Arrow to explain what happened PPG I had some weird stream stuff going on that I couldn't actually fix Ed so that's why there's like three of them did he just murder them all he's amazing wow hey I don't have a PC if I can do that so you want to buy me a PC I'll do a Roblox stream how about that PPG nice uh uh welcome to what am I trying to say uh we also have burnt sock and Cabrera in the Stream they're both very nice and fun to talk to your name is mentioned as you as teachers okay all right I know I've been very excited um if you like what you're seeing make sure that you like subscribe and do all the algorithm stuff I don't want to bother you with that too much though so if you don't want to do that that's fine too boys current for evil feathers so the Mongols took her weapons and the shot sometimes the Clusters no [ __ ] shoots Japanese Heroes such skills then they allowed her to use a home uh she's teaching them how to use Japanese equipment Maybe is she a traitor thank you for that I don't know how that works but I appreciate it there are so many dead people oh don't do that someone's personal quarters a woman's community why do you hear that a survivor uh I'll be honest I don't even know how to check but it can't be that much but they said I'm free killed my wife and the other service the bodies we found all their skills of the enemy and they recruited her it has seen enough let's go I should have killed her since it the more he won her freedom freedom it's okay it can't be high enough to matter yet anyway what happened what are you hiding I demand an answer she attacked me why why she has no idea what it means lie to me [Music] I can't do that don't worry teach my way of the world to the enemy and we will stop her this is my fight I don't need your weapon no no you need me three is ones by Warriors [Music] my way and when the time comes you will help rescue my uncle you have my words when you are ready we can't rescue my uncle alone I need more people to join us like thank you I have no illusions that I'll be monetized at all ever basically so what I'm hoping for is I really just want to have 50 to 100 Subs by the end of the year [Music] oh sweet sweet so like that's how we get some extra health fight was around there are wolves simply to find new methods to keep them at Bay oh whoa what is this blade I can throw catch a full by surprise to finish them off okay that's sweet so we got ghost weapons now oh this combat's gonna get so good well yeah I understand that that's a good way to get views views and Subs quickly but what I what I mean I want 50 to 100 is I want a 50 to 100 that are like in my videos every time watching all of them that's what I'm going for because I what I care about is um what I care about most is um the conversations I have with people and um just everything else that uh goes on while streaming happens yeah I agree with burn stock here I'd rather cater the type of people that like the type of games that I have because at some point I'm going to start posting podcasts at some point I'm going to start posting uh video essays and I really want to cater to an audience that will like that more thoughtful type of stuff and I really want to also cater to an audience that likes to talk to me in my streams constantly Cabrera for some reason your comment didn't show up in the Stream and I it was cut off on my screen so I saw that the start of your channel is abandoned something well sure but I want all of my Subs to be my core audience if that makes sense so foreign not criticizing the way you do it or anything like that it's just I don't think that that is intrinsic to who I am as a person and so I wanna if I'm going to be doing something uh for this I want it to be intrinsic to who I am because like I mentioned before to Cabrera when she was the only one in here uh I'm specifically doing this all of this streaming every single day to build an audience for my books in the future that's my primary motivation for doing these types of things there's Sun up there let's get up there that's another thing oh who wouldn't you have definitely be streaming tomorrow Cabrera so uh it'll actually be earlier in the day too Tuesdays and Thursdays are my longest days at work I don't get home until like seven and I'm I am not able to stream until like eight or nine um but tomorrow I should be streaming at five dark Legend is a good name for a book farewell Cabrera have a great night take care okay so I can buy for supplies don't want to really buy anything quite yet like streaming those types of things my mother is my guardian s what up players what's up dude what you playing Zach just watch your streamer oh nice nice you want to play OverWatch or paladins or that's cool I like that premise quite a bit how you guys doing tonight oh that's super good I thought the ninja here wait what I was like how you guys doing tonight I'm doing good oh yeah ready for work tomorrow hell no [ __ ] work guess what you junk well yeah but chicken butt yeah but you know at my work dude uh What uh closing down no it's not closing down you [ __ ] the principal if it's a girl hell no she ugly promotion no guess again uh you got a parking spot a reserved parking spot now uh you are teaching your daughter oh you're getting closer but no Lexi got a job there no oh thank God um [ __ ] I don't know dude well I'm not going to be teaching eighth grade anymore I'm going to be teaching sixth grade is that a promotion no but it should be I would I would consider that a promotion though like one of my first [ __ ] guesses was right that's dope dude I think sixth graders will be way easier yeah but not only that it makes me look good as [ __ ] why because I'm stepping up dude oh oh oh I I see I see that's dope dude because I gotta take up the spot and the school dude that they're missing but the seventh the eighth grade class is gonna get combined [Laughter] it's gonna be such a [ __ ] show well yeah I was gonna say that's gonna [ __ ] suck dick I'm glad I didn't get that assignment yeah I was gonna say good thing that you went over to like a single class rather than a Duo because dude those [ __ ] I hate those when I'm they do the what is it called eighth and six or or eighth and seventh when they just combine them two it's so it's so dumb because you can't give the the students their particular needs you know what I mean yeah two different levels all the time I'm on OverWatch right now okay okay okay we do OverWatch okay okay okay I was dreaming about paladins the other night we could play paladins in a minute I haven't played it all day [Music] me neither [Music] mm-hmm yeah I'm getting close to my [ __ ] thousand Subs bro a thousand you [ __ ] kidding me I'm at like 730 something God damn I think I have like 20. [Music] and I have 3 500 watch hours I need a 4 000 to get monetized four thousand to get monetized yeah hmm I can start taking like promotional deals and stuff sick dude are you gonna take the first one you get are you gonna actually get one that you like and want [ __ ] no I'm gonna take whatever dude whatever gives me [ __ ] extra change [Music] maybe Defenders yes we are together we're gonna have to start playing more popular game though dude it gets me any views well what's a more popular game this is pretty popular isn't it forget regulation oh you know what we're gonna have to do I'm gonna have to come over with my power tools and [ __ ] and we're gonna have to like make a little makeshift studio for you green screen all that [ __ ] dude it's gonna be dope beat saber yeah hell yeah hell yes dude from beat saber you should have done that a long time ago [Applause] gotta do it for the next big VR game dude okay we got a Zen upstairs and these heels we gotta stand upstairs dude then one upstairs then went upstairs oh we're [ __ ] here bro yeah stupid ass uh girl cowgirl Ash bro if you need help just [ __ ] call for it man you cost us that game all right I don't mind music it's gonna be kind of hard to take this oh all right oh hey the rebel daddy started playing OverWatch yeah what's that YouTuber friend somebody pop your [ __ ] all bro come on oh they don't have all right oh I'm [ __ ] yeah [Applause] our DPS be straight sucking yeah I'm gonna have to hard pocket you he said no Fu what the [ __ ] that's gotta be a joke all right ah it's the after service I can take more than that ah foreign or something no oh the homie yeah okay I don't think I ever should talk to him I only should talk to this one girl because she's annoying as [ __ ] foreign no sweat just try again oh dude I gotta go to work tomorrow as well she's [ __ ] wacko you don't call off and do something fun so I called off uh the other day oh instead of a dumb [ __ ] it's early no no work today no work today I spent today studying and cooking and now playing video games cleaning sorry sorry sorry foreign dude why is our [ __ ] not healing me man we thought I'm coming back in with 50 all the time oh [ __ ] yeah Jacob will probably know what that means thank you T-shirt cannon target practice foreign billion trillion gazillion dollars if anybody asks Jay I got a lot of views on my YouTube shorts man easy to spend 15 seconds or like a minute like setting everything up and then um just Off to the Races with those things man where's yours man you propose so much more I haven't no I haven't done any I think I did like five total and I got tired of it put some more dude laughs you got a lot of videos I'll have to post us having our conversations dude just talking about nothing what that would be good too you got editing software what are you using foreign [Music] God foreign what's up over there she should have dropped her [ __ ] wall dude hates me 30 seconds remaining oh yeah I'm ready for paladins team Yes Man let's see if it was my player of the game oh guess who it is are you level five in paladins yet can we play with actual people now no I think I'm four I think I'm five I'm either five or four I know I'm very very close one more game one more game holiday yeah one more game of just like straight rocking the computers yeah I think I'll get it [ __ ] [Applause] yeah that's the part that sucks about paladins you gotta fight Bots at first this girl [ __ ] think but I leveled it up with my PlayStation my switch and my PC so can't be that bad no it's not yeah it's not that hard to do if you've done it to all of them you flip you feel comfortable playing that one girl yeah I like her a lot she seems like she puts out some good healing uh yeah yeah dude she like [ __ ] rarely heals we gotta learn to play some other Heroes though because sometimes in competitive they can incompetitive they can ban Heroes what um A Dazzle band here man she's not that good probably not is she just in rotation or is she free uh she's her name's Fury yeah so whoever let me see let me see I don't think she's like the second character how do you know if he's in rotation or not look champions yeah she's not in rotation she's just free it's pretty cool [Music] should I buy con I think I bought con how do you buy them I just get enough points and you can buy them just super important they're like 60 000 each I wouldn't buy any of the skins or anything it's just better to buy hero yeah I want to scan I was gonna buy one the other day like not buy one but like oh I should you know maybe I should get one but now I was like buying a whole new character would be so much better you should buy dragox he's like pharah Terminus is oh where is he drag ox or uh what's that sniper guy was talking about the sniper guy's ridiculous oh Grover he's a Healer big tree man yeah where's that sniper guy at that sniper guy is ridiculous Drago's strix his name's tricks oh there he is strix I played him on this account I leveled them up to two it must have been a rotation I wish I had the founders pack like I have on the PlayStation dude though so cool a ghost feather oh yeah that sniper guy [ __ ] that guy strix is really good how much is he stretch oh yeah sexy uh probably by strix dudes strix is really good next just because he has that stealth dude oh I'm level six you are yeah you know what that means time for some uh time for some rank though time for some real action dude I just joined every queue all right that's fine foreign a lot of this [ __ ] is like Woods like ripped straight onto paladins yeah that and um what other game it's like it's a mixture between the two I was talking about it yesterday I was like that's the mission between the two I forgot I don't know Siege I can customize your Champion lock in we got Real Enemy guys enemy one two three four five I just it doesn't shut their names yeah yeah I am called to battle oh they got a good Loadout dude they got a good team cop the guy Grover healer oh we have Grover too yes and tank and everything I guess two tanks two DPS one Healer we got two Healers two tanks and a DPS uh feels good all right I'm tanking yeah these are real players dude look at their names yeah finally we played some real players you ready bro fire upgrades prepare for battles ah I like all that five four three two one the battle has begun all right I'm ready but um oh get taken down [ __ ] thank you oh they're right on me oh no we got a oh yeah he got me too your brother's calling me hey what's up dude uh me and Jesse are playing paladins you what's good PPG [Music] where'd Jacob I wonder I want to play huh that's cool I'll get rocked I am a keep watching your Steam while I play distance player what's up heard of that game before oh no oh [ __ ] Grover got me dude you know oh [ __ ] incoming enemy double kill I don't know what my ultimate does I have to figure it out oh [ __ ] I'm all alone oh yeah teleporters go away I can get paladins as well for the Nintendo switch for free can you play with us sir maybe oh that's the idea just go out and download all these games and see if I can play them tomorrow going to ATT and see what the heck is up see if they can help me fix oh yeah I've been like off of work for like a month dude and I haven't found I've been able to play any games or nothing I just [ __ ] walked into that [ __ ] this are nothing oh me and Grover got this [ __ ] dude yeah it's pretty good streaming I am yeah 10. eight maybe on your YouTube channel you went on Discord two oh no I don't want that we get more watch hours if I go through uh all right buy smoke grades oh [ __ ] yeah I'm over here trying to eat some snack they didn't really have any Shields [Music] Point spawning in 15 seconds would you buy you bought lifesteal and life rip yeah you don't want dust hands dude death hands is [ __ ] really real I think two I think uh one you get different ones than me no I don't have no death hands Deft hands oh [ __ ] I need healing man nice particular Rover I'm healing again until I got you I'm over here I got you that's cool oh yeah we're [ __ ] rocking these dudes incinerate them how do I figure out what my old says oh look up a YouTube short ly victory yeah that game was easy because these people were [ __ ] [ __ ] I think I came out number one probably yeah it said that I was number one the entire time yeah right usually are we didn't expect anything how did I how did I do shielding well I guess I gave you Shields because you're just too damn good that sound look at my 11 000 shielding though the big giant pee oh I did a little bit dude this guy did 50k healing I only did 20. archery guy I have to practice with that guy too because he looks like it's hot as [ __ ] he has like a [ __ ] Mega push-up bra and a sniper with a soda can inside of it [Music] did you tell Jesse the big news back about your job I guessed it right on the first [ __ ] guess that's crazy Intel ah [ __ ] player [ __ ] failed to join we just he's been Gathering info on YouTube hey so what do you think I deserve a raise after doing this or what can you yeah you know how much work that is evaluation no you automatically get a raise as a teacher every year um but I would definitely use that as a bargaining chip I say look I already planned out all my lessons you know I gotta start from scratch dude this is going to be a lot of a lot of you know time I'm gonna have to work on the weekends to get this together I got to put a whole classroom together like you guys gotta pay me some extra money for that you guys can't just be moving me around all right let's pack up all my stuff and move to Flint Michigan Siege give me come on give me con give me con give me con lock in customize your champion you level eight already how you level eight when I'm level nine it's just the way things will never ever change I can boost I have Boost there we go we have dude match booster activated big p big giant p is activating an event team boost foreign are you interested uh yeah if you're interested in a little back peasy if I can buy it like I did and then uh the price of greatness is Duty okay can I press a button right now and look at my like what my My ultimate does I don't know what button to this the battle is about to begin okay what's the Death Grips the one that you're talking about oh Deft hands increase your reload speed I don't really need reload speed I don't think no um I'll do reduce this is what I'm gonna do Kronos all the time man reduce ability tornado three two and then constantly healing you let the battle begin I like this grenade I have it to where it stops on them and it like stuns their ass oh good [ __ ] man oh yes dude I told you you like it did anything [Music] and when did I tell you Zach a long time ago oh these guys are getting rocked dude rocked harder than the Bots were getting rocked yeah dude oh no still going I'm on a rampage oh I'm on a [ __ ] huge Rampage for sure I mean you're coming I don't think I've died yet Rampage times five bro how many elims you have seven that's good that's more than I expected I have 11. they don't have any Shields again dude I love this nimble movements sounds like paladins has taken over man three two gonna be doing better than the company it ripped off here soon everybody switch it over to Paladin the paladins came out first bro OverWatch ripped off holidays it's not the same game though honestly it's just similar I got the same exact character I know I did Kill A lot of them though princess I ride again foreign [Music] see a doctor for that another round thank you [Music] oh we [ __ ] crashed a new lifeless bodies let me see that scoreboard oh big giant pea with the most damage in the game no actually they're Soldier dude Victor had a bunch of damaged God damn [Music] I'll still be talking you know or also be listening to you don't worry all right foreign [Music] Deathmatch choose your champion customize your champion [Music] my golf I am called to battle Mike on wait what the hell they have two Victors how all right I'm back yeah I was checking that out man I don't know how the [ __ ] they have that they do they have two Victors what the [ __ ] dude yo that ain't Fair that's not fair at all what the [ __ ] three two one feels good and so okay what is this oh [ __ ] watch out for the two victories do they put a shirt an enemy has drawn First Blood this is death match oh definitely okay foreign killing spree I still think it's not fair they have two [ __ ] Victors what the [ __ ] maybe it's different in Deathmatch maybe uh I got one oh yeah oh [ __ ] I got you and it's killing me looks like incoming I have that one [ __ ] keeps getting me Marshall guy or whatever I'm gonna kill him right now I'm gonna Focus him down come back here [ __ ] ah you dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] the [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] I need healing yeah I'm dead I'm coming oh [ __ ] oh those two victories just focused me down that's so unfair oh that tiger dude's a [ __ ] man he's a like an assassin type he keeps coming up behind me killing it through how are we losing though dude I feel like you and me are doing pretty good hopefully oh tiger guy behind me let me guess Victor kills me yep killing I just threw somebody off the map dude oh wow an enemy is Savage thank you oh how do we lose man our team was so bad I guarantee our team was so bad dude we won I didn't even see the square I was even when they're trying to kill people how to oh my God we almost lost I don't know how we almost lost bro that was such a close game let's see papa smoke um first place with 30k damage bro look at all the credits I got bro I got the most credits in the game runner-up was uh Victor yeah this will did nothing on their team [Music] pop a smoke 420 Loke [Music] all right [Music] hell yeah thank you Siege I'm almost ready to buy a new hero dude I had like five more games four more games something like that yeah you get points extra Mega quick man is this uh how do you know if it's customized I mean A Team Deathmatch or not let's see I don't know where is this at the bottom bottom right what map and what game mode or like Siege that's a good map too I don't think you played this one City near Tokyo I am called to battle I like that character you pick she puts a good healing and does some good damage too yes she does yes she's a good um look at balance I like her plus I could I have that backflip move I could just get out of somewhere really quick which is good which is good the price of great very very tricky very very tricky though bike guy just gets in there [ __ ] it up I can take some damage bro gotta get their death hands pistol grenade launcher dude um what is it it shoots like a machine gun or it shoots like a shotgun or the battle should begin it's like a torb machine gun hmm yeah it's like a it's like a tour machine gun with 35 bullets you have like give yourself extra bullets from that oh yeah one let the battle begin normally it only has like 10 or something oh yikes so you're [ __ ] building out the damage any healing foreign yeah I hate that I don't I'll tell you that right now where's uh oh they got the the thing oh my God her Shield is oh my god oh the [ __ ] tiger he's got Nimble dude he's so fast he's got nimble all right heels foreign [Laughter] Mercy yo DPS you gotta pick it up bro yes uh I gotta Max up my Nimble right straight stat dude yeah dude that proves to be pretty good you know they have Shield Point spawning in 15 seconds I don't know five awesome four I got my own two one I'm probably gonna grab one of them in my mail right away all right oh oh what I even healed you double kill I have judged oh the house I stand stole it come on DPS Man start killing fools incoming we grew up Lane oh yeah yeah oh he's almost dead oh behind us all right dude I'm just playing straight up behind you all the time and I'm just gonna kill the [ __ ] out of here [Music] yourself behind us oh [ __ ] dude where's our DPS at any [ __ ] hammers back enemy triple kill you for that I don't know what our DPS is doing dude I'm watching the cam right now he's like walking circles oh he just got slaughtered by the tiger too oh I just got slaughtered by him now how do we live [Music] damn dude Tiger character dude what the [ __ ] yeah you gotta try that guy let's see Damage Done 28 16 21 I mean they did around the same damage not the tiger guy he did 42 000. oh the tiger guy dude yeah you do the tiger guy and then straight Nimble on that [ __ ] all day mm-hmm yeah I'll try him dude I was the only healer tree man I'm gonna turn my oven so I can cook [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] ready no I'm looking how do I do that oh here oh cancel create a new create a new card um let me see allies movement speed I don't have the Tiger um oh yeah I do he's a free character he's a free character okay so let me let me create a load up for the Tiger all right so throwing ax crippling through ethereax to [ __ ] an enemy dealing 400 damage Blossom passively heal allies around you or 75 each second activate this ability to provide nearby alleys bursts I could Blossom that's what I want I like Khan a lot dude with this [ __ ] huge ass ammo capacity foreign all right I banged a Loadout for what's this guy's name Tiberius but I'm probably not gonna play him probably Play Con right um yeah I want to play this guy damn I have 54 000 I almost have enough for strix yeah dude this getting points in this is like crazy I'm getting points all over the place like yeah back the heroes are expensive they're like 60 000. no I bought this full for 15 G's oh really the tree guy Gruber Grover he's only 15K yeah you know and he's like a the way I built him is next to you yeah behind your shield and I'm gonna speed you up dude and it's just like Lucio I got my cool down for him on like 30 seconds a champion so I'm Gonna Keep bursting you customize your Champion yeah Grover's good dude I have mushrooms on my head that ax does like a [ __ ] ton damage he's got some cool skins I'm called to battle so hopefully I don't die and hopefully I just buff the [ __ ] out of you all the time somebody took Fury uh and it's a good thing I got groover because somebody took Furia [Music] at least they don't have a tiger [ __ ] and I don't have a Victor serious I don't like this black Sky they got Tyra she's like Soldier kind of too unless too uh Lex is like Reaper kind of repairs here well he'll have to answer to my ax I'm all Bombay is kind of a selectius Lexus like Reaper but that other guy isn't the one that looks exactly like Reaper is not it no he's more like McCree Shadows prepare for battle hold them first what are we doing I don't know I didn't look it isn't that the question what are we doing we're doing like an old or something five four three two one Point has spawned And So It Begins oh they're coming up behind us come on I'm on the plane with me oh no I'm coming over here oh this guy freaking the reaper guy just totaled me in like a second [ __ ] Zack I'm healing up I died in 15 seconds [Music] oh behind us are we getting points what are we trying to do here all I know is this guy has like [ __ ] massive range for healing dude so there we go uh we're winning though we have 105. they have 32. hello am I burning oh I died [Music] oh okay we gotta capture these individual points [Music] [Applause] thank you stick hey come stay stay come back we have to control this single plane foreign points spawning in 15 seconds all right so capture Point spawning 15 seconds princess I ride again [Music] what the [ __ ] dude [Music] all right Rampage holy [ __ ] dude oh lee what was that an enemy is Unstoppable so they have half enemy double kill [ __ ] I stand stolen oh give him that kid Shield up baby Shield up you don't have any Healers my shield gives me healing same here my reloads Peter's ridiculous you don't have the ammo to match me tell him see so what is this stupid I pretty much have unlimited ammo dude legitimately I have like Soldier 76ers reload speed Lenny's uh it is all right [Music] killed me Heal Me heal me I'm doing such a good damage kill me up keep me up heal me you're in the fire bro oh we got it bro yeah first to 400. 15 seconds Point has spawned [Music] [Applause] she had a minigun on my ass much better I'm not giving up because we get it was that enough to do it too easy bro I don't know what these fools are thinking man trying to they're trying to [ __ ] with us dude it ain't happening it ain't happening 57 000 healing event pass level up you've reached level two purchase event pass so there is an event pass did you get 50 000 credits I need 400 diamonds I only got 50s 400 Diamond how much Royal uh I don't know 50 maybe for the cheap version and then like I don't know Jacob I'm over here in Tokyo and you know how like they have the pokestops yeah this one's straight said alien and it showed like a [ __ ] dude some alien like they have an alien Landmark over there yeah they made one I needed like two more games and I can buy strikes oh hell yeah boy Team Deathmatch you're a champion customize your champion um I want this Doom stream exclusive skin foreign like 100k damage with strix dude why would you ever change dude that is [ __ ] outstanding that's like outrageous bro that is because I don't have a balance account oh I was gonna say well so what are you your take slash DPS uh pretty much a tank but yeah dude tank belting out 40K you know and then imagine if you go over to the damage I am cold to battle ducks is I just want strix dude because he has the invisibility of the last forever cheating ass cheetah Nitro nugget s we gotta watch out for this my Evie My eBay got the cool skin and everything definitely a pro player the price of greatness is stupid yeah don't don't give a sniper invisibility dude that's a bad idea you know what I mean five four what do you know about bad idea Zach too all about him never had a bad idea in your life [ __ ] you know bad ideas you know what a bad idea was me making YouTube shorts got no views sounds like left side or is that just something where is the objective oh this yeah there's that Dragon up in the sky dude I don't know where you went Zach but I'm over here [ __ ] stopping for my life I'm coming gloves oh [ __ ] this guy's right in front of my face I'm trying to keep up with you I died oh I'm probably gonna die here yeah [Music] oh my God the Steelers got her damage buffed as hell I think we're outmatched on this one dude they got some good stuns and [ __ ] myself I think I'm holding my own dude we're coming back a little bit yeah I'm doing bad healing death match we killed one that Shield's [ __ ] push past it oh that guy's almost dead down there got him oh yeah go after the Healer damage oh the dragon killed me what the hell is a [ __ ] a [ __ ] Dragon here it's it's an old life was great oh is it ever gonna go away oh he's stunned oh is that oh somebody [ __ ] sniper shot at me enemy Rampage oh no [ __ ] it I'm trying to save you back I couldn't take that damage [Music] oh here comes that Dragon again awesome enemy Rampage with you all man we are again defeat defeated what happened there dude you think kills man do I probably have like at least 100K healing uh 50. that guy busted out the damage dude you did some mad shielding this guy had four thousand gosh at 4 000 damage our wreck is [ __ ] killed though dude yeah he did he was doing good four thousand that's why we lost man why you give that guy 2 000 credits dude he didn't deserve that much stupid idiot we earned three Rewards [Music] I can get 150 coins that ain't nothing yeah that really is nothing at all oh [ __ ] I need to put my pizza in hold on oh yeah [Music] all right foreign [Music] how long do pizzas take to cook I forgot like 20 minutes 15 minutes let me go check let me check the damn box hey Siri set a timer for 17 minutes onslaught select a champion come on baby what the hell customers [ __ ] blaring in here oh is this guy over here is techno beat [Music] well at least we know that we got a guy that spent at least eighty dollars on this game right now with that techno beat is that what it is oh you see the guy in the background with the cat ears and [ __ ] yeah he's like oh my gosh thank you big TV [Music] I am cold to battle holy [ __ ] dude everybody in this game has skins except for us [Music] that [ __ ] right there reevy big booty Bertha foreign yeah we gotta read beezies Onslaught Primal Court kill your enemies and hold the objective to gain points all right I'm ready I'm gonna play some rum right after this or what yeah yeah prepare for battle let me buy this see if we can connect get on the switch it's like you got like turbo boosters on your back like Reinhardt [ __ ] hilarious it's because I can boost forward and grab people three oh [ __ ] two all right I'm trying to it's not that easy oh where the [ __ ] do we go oh right here there we go she died what's up oh get choke slam [ __ ] Slim [Applause] [Music] that's five in a row oh I need help I got my major chokes I'm ready dude oh get him was that you yeah we killed each other hey I'm looking at you [Music] right I mean he died I didn't he was trying to kill me I need help I'm over here I'm playing trying to [ __ ] these holes I'm coming down seven in a row that's cool get jokes flipped well we are rocking this dude [Applause] oh [ __ ] you haven't died yet no I did this is one point huh yeah oh I'm dead oh no killing spirit [Music] [Applause] just what the doctor ordered I got my old I'm moving with it oh get us there get him oh [Music] I need to purchase some items there we go [Music] oh I'm [ __ ] them up now dude now that you got your item yeah Jesus Christ behind us behind us triple kill triple kill bro thank you [Music] get rooted [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh it's like you're gonna die Victory [ __ ] too easy thanks very easy one guys get clapped get clack trapped hey Google I mean hey Siri how much is on the pizza how much time baby [Music] dude teamwork I have been commended [Music] to take him over their script and the raviolis out of his [ __ ] pot [Laughter] [Music] is your pizza done if your pizza's done I'm gonna go get some some chili that I need eight minutes eight more minutes okay and eight minutes I'll eat some chili [Music] did you fix that leak Candyman sexy okay that should have no problem I need one more game for strix dude and you know I'm gonna buff out that stealth dude to be so are you stealth even after you shoot I don't think so select your champion customize your Champion but you have a pistol and you can sneak right up behind people and shoot them in the head it's hilarious do you think we got a big cartoon going on our team so we have two healers two tanks foreign my gone we got that roadhog dude which one's roadhog oh the [ __ ] giant turtle yeah this game is such a ripoff of OverWatch bro the price of greatness is cute I don't think it's a rip-off they just have the same idea it's a little bit different though the battle is about to begin grow little one foreign at all really like he's literally a combination between both like you said oh is that a grenade oh damn they floored me with something don't give up [Music] all right Turtle went down oh I went down you really went down except me well you coming back already Zach from going down I'm coming big PP sniper dude thank you oh roadhog is that payload yeah that's our point this is our Point not yours that's true good [ __ ] guys Zack oh Zach back up [Applause] together [Music] I can afford more Supply oh yeah yeah bye they get that maxed out duffed hands I can't forget it boil Armory Point spawning in 15 seconds five four three two one the back foreign damage per hit from from a mile away I got that [Music] myself oh did you just choke something maybe I don't know the truck's on this [ __ ] [Music] I returned because it's boring dude hey guys are done and my pizza is done perfect timing perfect ly right on the plane acting like some kind of big shot Zach [Music] how much healing did I do okay okay did I do okay uh you 11 damage 10 shielding six kills not that good yeah nothing oh I didn't even get enough for my strips dude you got 1800 points for that I mean this our turtle was dude taking all the shine away they had no healers man they was getting rocked with no healers they had the tiger guy but he was nothing without a Healer all right I'm gonna go get some chili I'll be right back [Music] [Music] foreign watching the big [ __ ] Tony Soprano you know Season Two no season one episode 11. nobody knows anything didn't you elaborate on this no we're taking the court of Silence you guys ready to play around Mario oh you fat bastard you got realm on your computer yeah I got real nice you guys let me know what time and I'll try to pencil you in my schedule how about right now um my golf you got offline Zach Mike on what no they took off said something about he's done with gaming altogether why'd you say he got offline said something about how if if Jay can't connect to anything that he doesn't want to play anything anymore anyways that's what it says exactly well that's [ __ ] my man I wish they had the shredder in realm so that was one uh overpowered gun huh who's in overpowered character here oh look at this Beetle Man what the [ __ ] is this dude he's a worm here's a tank I thought we were playing Realm yeah I'm ready for some Realm um Jacob are you gonna be able to plan your Nintendo switch yeah I'm gonna try to get it through the switch Gary I played Duos Dusty yeah because they're so funny yeah yeah [Music] foreign [Music] it's just like beans and ground beef and then like a can of chili like a chili and then I put like a hot load of my Mystic Spice in there since he's been eating like a lot of Lily's food and [ __ ] my gosh withstand or tolerate like spices and whatnot so anyways I'm gonna put a whole bunch of a whole bunch of it in it he takes a bite and he goes oh my God he goes this is [ __ ] delicious son what did you do what did you put in this I was like oh nothing just like you know a can of chili and then like the beans that he made and like I just fired up the meat like it was easy yeah he's like this is fantastic he goes oh my gosh this is like so good he goes no Jesse like what'd you do I didn't want to tell him that I put my Mystic Spice in it because dude last time the one time that he was like dude no not he didn't go wow zombie uh onion he went [ __ ] yeah what you put in this lava he goes this is way too hot oh my gosh okay Carlos Junior yeah yeah Junior there for a second god dude this is [ __ ] hot all right I'm online you guys ready to Jack these fools off all right I tried joining exact same but it didn't no I'll invite you yes to try joining again no I want to fight you guys are you in a game zest here there's one invite to Zach what's your gamertag on this test I don't know same thing or some [ __ ] bad friend Mike on Josie what's your gamertag bone daddy phone underscore underscore Daddy 69. my God all right coming right up all right it's the Evite Zach if you have them in your thing [Music] good man I see you Jesse you're a girl now no I'm trying to change over select the queue go to trio trio Nation Doug Trio Nation waiting on party [Music] about two years ago I hit a wall of doing about a buck 50. ever since then it's pretty fast and collected [Music] now it's over see if I can stay connected last time I was able to connect with Zach and I was playing for like five minutes and they picked me up and then maybe we'll play solo all the time by myself it doesn't kick me out you know what it is yeah sounds about right dude that might be that if um you're used to it yes my controls are all ducked up too gonna have a jump button are we playing a game together dude that's what it says over here [Music] I got my jump button on who [Music] get your freak out freak on trees the fog sets in uh everybody knows we're going acrossly oh yeah then the only thing that we know is fungal jungle see you there just kidding it's how you stand by your car [Applause] all right I'm jumping Junior [ __ ] this dude I'm out of here too soon with advice here right here that I couldn't hear you over the sound of me cleaning my ravioli pots dude [ __ ] you don't see anybody I only took my there's all my stuff you guys are taking all my stuff taking all this stuff to come with a lunch manful thank you [Laughter] are they call me Mrs Potts because I'm the lunch lady I'm the one taking the lunch you guys are both cowards got my Helm all right foreign there's a guy over here too a chicken too his stuff is mine you can have all his [ __ ] but you can't have any of mine we're not over here you liar you're a thief and a liar s I'm ready to upgrade you're ready to upgrade already oh here gobbler reality I'll actually call it out like a real lead like a real man oh there's a goblin right there on my six Goblin on my sticks oh I got him I got the kill mine mine mine mine you already have a minigun that was mine that one's mine you want the minigun Jacob no no you can have it I'm down for whatever I'm down for whatever oh I want to upgrade my uh assault rifle as well nope no deal no dice bro foreign armor [Music] [Music] uh anybody want a purple AR en't mine no body wants to purple they are I'm gonna do deconstruct it if nobody wants it I already got one oh okay okay okay can I upgrade my grenade launch hey we need to go somewhere else after this Lumber Hall I don't know I need uh five more points and I can upgrade my bazooka yeah I'm not upgrading my bazooka real quick upgrade my movement ability then okay okay [Music] Jacob you guard you can stand watch okay nope I don't act like you're so suspicious business to do thank you all right Zach business with a businessman you got the dough here you go oh [ __ ] people are here chicken chicken little loves chicken anybody want an epic grenade launcher right when I can I break it down uh how many points you got yeah yeah you break it down all right lumberfile like you said Zach pretty good not disconnecting huh right on right on how much you want to bet I could say pigs can clear over them mountains right Zach says forging because this game doesn't require peer-to-peer connection so what other games don't require a peer-to-peer connection I don't know I don't even watch two oh okay maybe overwatching put down be downloading that for show ing that for tomorrow the show and it's uh compatible uh cross-platform or what yeah oh my God here got him I inject him up [Music] there's another one right here disconnected you got up to the balcony he's still alive all right you drop down for some reason [Music] do you know where over here somewhere all right oh he's way the [ __ ] up over there hope little piggy can run do you see anything left or right no I'm looking to get away all right let's Forge real quick oh he's right no that's a goblin we got a minute to forge upgrade your [ __ ] we have time uh a minute yeah I think so plus we have all this other [ __ ] we can deconstruct [ __ ] regen our [ __ ] afraid I have a lot of potions if you guys need potions Jacob's not here yeah I get disconnected oh 19 seconds foreign [Music] two seconds for your uh 11 seconds for your last item all right I'm ready you ready is everything reloaded are you all stacked up on points no oh yeah deconstruct all this stuff I have more [ __ ] over here as well right over here is that purple [ __ ] purple and gold we gotta go though yeah you could do it you could do it and don't forget these right here these points all right let's go quick oh yeah you're good you're good uh we'll go over here to the right where I believe that fool is yeah they're forging over there foreign there hot and heavy oh oh somebody just spawned in from the from the top I think they got their chickens already oh they're fighting they're shooting at us already how are they shooting at us already [Music] bad move coming up here [ __ ] jump down in there with them jump down in there with them good job armor up if you need take this guy's like chest plate and whatnot if you need to as well there I see right here coming in oh it's a bat [Music] on alrighty [Music] oh the Zone's coming in right out right outside oh damn okay shut up I don't think I'm gonna make it and I'm gonna have to go without a [ __ ] helmet okay I'm out of a helmet foreign oh he jumped out he jumped out I nailed him yeah that's what I'm talking about does he have a helmet doesn't even [ __ ] have a helmet it was a mg I think I like the mg oh I got a pistol wood I don't really want that yeah break it down yeah let's break it all down you're all good on health yeah all right last one right here at Jade I need to go [ __ ] Farge myself a damn helmet now I think there's somebody up here to the right they're forging as well no that's a cactus they are fighting in there though cactus nice one Zach oh [ __ ] left side left side left side oh I died oh [ __ ] God damn it I was eliminated by Michael Jordan he's over here Place fifth it would have been better if we have a [ __ ] third but homeboy got 10 crowns bro oh yeah my golf all right Jake you're gonna try and come in again yeah are you guys ready yeah yeah we're ready I'll do that and get myself a Twinkie or something I got these totes over at Costco Jacob these big ass totes for seven bucks man each [ __ ] you see I started packing up on my [ __ ] that's like 3D printing yeah we're really gonna get his rent money from yeah that I had to pay up today [Music] 200 bucks man [ __ ] up no man he got me a 800 [ __ ] snaps now does that include utilities though yeah just kidding it's still 500 [ __ ] chump change I make so much money for the three days that I worked it ain't nothing [Music] do you need us to send you an invite to him we [Music] you also have to accept my friend request no wonder I couldn't find you right now [Music] party it says I'm the only one in the party now looks like exact jointed mine here take this invite Nation party expired I'll send you another one what a cops Apple said thank you my gone says that you already have an invite my nose is bleeding hold on yeah Jesse you invite us uh never mind you're in here I'll just suck it up I'll just suck it up dude as it as it drill drips down my face dude you can make a Youtube short out of that like you being a tough guy all right turning into a vampire is that what are you bleeding out over there dude it sounds like you're almost dead oh my God oh that blood tastes pretty good actually I'm a psycho he is he's a crazy man foreign uh the party invite expired what the [ __ ] do you mean that you're already in here yeah all right I'm in lobby now so you have a pending party invite should I invite him that oh yeah I just do you take me to the candy shop this man is trying to use his Japanese switch Magic on me what is happening to the candy shop [Music] okay let me restart this that usually helps shh [Music] so what should I say oh I got a nosebleed I guess I'll just suck it up suck it up and be a man yeah that'd be that'd be a hardcore right there man oh man I got a nosebleed I guess I'll just suck it up and then you have a giant cup of it and you just drink exactly pretty badass oh man I got you with that Evite B hell yeah invite from velicia all right I'm ready all right I really did not get disconnected this time hopefully not dude because we need we need a third Jesus you need a turd you need a turn [Music] all right Zach pack it up Man Press Start oh it's weird how this game doesn't disconnect you for a while though it just lets you play for a while and then it's like NAT type D to connect detected [Laughter] OverWatch whenever he gets a special event dude always clowning me man Matt type G detected destroy laughs I'm gonna call you big clown dog from now on it was clowning me [Music] Jesse where's your shorts man your shorts popped up why aren't you making more of them they're in my dresser oh Jack [ __ ] that was a good one good one big clown dog Got It reversed on him [Music] [Music] [Music] all right is it time oh a whole minute left oh [Music] [Music] oh I got dropped again oh really yeah I looked it up online it says that this is a known error that's been happening since 2022 December like a year ago a year and some change the Nintendo switch always drops [Music] the fog sets in all right Zach I'll try to download um I'll try to download OverWatch 2 tomorrow and I'll switch to see if I can find that you're gonna download it at the library or something oh yeah go to the gym gotta do it at the gym the Lost Boy Zack we cannot hear you if you are trying to speak I'm here oh okay we just sucking up all the blood yeah ah see who the [ __ ] wanna Flex I got a piece that down all right so there are people here Zach a hero there's a guy right here I'm coming you killed him yeah yeah that was easy repairing armor foreign armor locked and loaded [Music] I'm gonna go get that uh chess okay okay okay all right oh my gosh [ __ ] dumb what can't oh there's another chest and there's a goblin over here there's somebody looting right here [Music] I got a bad guy over here with me just killed might go foreign [Music] armor all right you ready to go get that Goblin or are you fighting somebody you said no I killed them okay I'm coming somewhere over here in the middle do it okay that's it baby you can have it off oh [ __ ] there's another chest baby they get dropped on top or something yeah it's up here I could probably get it with uh jumping oh [ __ ] give me that uh if you need those you can take those foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] I don't know if I want purple fire or it was a sixth optic purple fire purple fire is always the [ __ ] all right 14 next forbidden [Applause] do you need anything oh is it fighting down here yep fighting right here just to upgrade from my moving ability oh that's what I'm talking about right there oh [ __ ] come on get your ass up there can't deconstruct any of that oh [ __ ] we got boxes everywhere dude or just this box over here the other one's um the one that we got that's glitched come on all gold items for both of us uh you could have it despawn then debug them whatever it's back oh we gotta go this way oh [ __ ] enemy right here throw stuff at me do not talk to him like that bastards laughs no one is forging Goblin over there we got a forge this upgrade this thank you all right you guys come in [Music] I'm gonna wait until I get all my things [Music] all right you need armor I got an armor potion there for you if you need all right let's [ __ ] that thing up I need armor I need a better connection bro cute oh hell yeah all righty Zach fungal jungle's our next one and we can still upgrade if you want to yeah let's upgrade my moonability or my boots oh yeah oh yeah oh oh you got the spy drone I love that thing all right Zach keep your peepers peeled bro oh people right there [Music] thank you whole party dude run run run run second one oh [ __ ] he got me all right chicken both but I don't know where the [ __ ] oh you died oh no your life okay somebody's there with you but you can fart still throw your drone out up top okay good I'm gonna be coming for sure thank you oh [Music] okay they're on top we have to go um away from Franklin jungle back to forge where we lost Forge where we came from so on my gold mark damn Zach with the Cobra clutch we ain't out of the [ __ ] the brush yet though [Music] I'm trying to make it over to you and unpoint oh [ __ ] people up here they found you thank you for the cover of fire dude you saved my ass foreign [Music] I like it it's like OverWatch but a new style and I get to play healer it's like OverWatch too yes dude this is what OverWatch 2 should have been yeah I'll play one more end of that oh you going to bed soon yeah I think so after one more round oh okay okay okay okay same here I'm gonna have to go to bed pretty soon as well I'm gonna go to bed right now how about that Jacob don't [ __ ] one up us bro come on you're not that guy pal yeah yeah believe me you're not that guy pal you know I got the golden banana and the banana Grand Prix I see I am that guy I am the Golden Banana my golf the Grand Prix of bananas dude it has like the same [ __ ] structures as real realm Royale and OverWatch that's what this game is like that's what I was trying to think of earlier but I couldn't because me [ __ ] foreign ready yeah thank you if you just want to play Siege I kind of just want to play Siege yeah like a oh I got free boxes dude I got an atlas skin you guys play Rainbow Six Siege though I played it with uh what's his name not too long ago total biscuits uh no team invite did I accepted it already I am my Lobby you're in my Lobby right yeah yeah no okay Siege select your champion customize your champion boost oh thank you Daddy peepee oh we have no doubt no DPS healer healer assassin pumpkin peeler yeah pumpkin peeler healer viewer healer healer pumpkin failure androxus can put out some damage if she's good it's crazy how this guy draxus looks like he's Reaper but he's not the [ __ ] Lexus Reaper at least we got the skin color right the price of greatness is will not stand for bigotry Jesse that's what I say what the [ __ ] is doing man kill everyone the battle is about to begin that Zach the battle is about to begin foreign let me get up there purchase items four three two one the battle has begun [Applause] thank you an enemy has drawn First Blood these guys are about to die both of them back oh they got me oh what's up [ __ ] you want to suck up my big ass X [Applause] I have the perk that hits you for a million points at the end of this okay the further I am is this her spawn no it's not okay nice nice thank you [Music] all right I'm gonna die they think I'm [ __ ] rock they can't handle this I maxed out nimble oh my gosh dude you need to [ __ ] fly everywhere right now points spawning in 15 seconds five four three two one the Chinese place I'm so fast dude look at you girl you're like gliding across the map [Music] latest streaming this for me to see oh can you watch yes you like getting choking tonight [Applause] foreign thank you Jesus Christ man Jesus what the [ __ ] happened there oh my God look at this guy going in it foreign [Music] seconds remaining oh I died finally 15 seconds remaining ten nine [Music] kill me thank you [Music] who does this I ride again points right yeah but we got a point for taking it but then they got a point for stopping the push okay foreign spawning in 15 seconds one right on Little Ponies [Music] I knew remember me assist to the tank an enemy is Unstoppable damn we have a 99 dude I ride again doubles [Music] how much how much armor does your Shield have uh um let me see I'm trying to get the shield breaker it doesn't really show me oh no okay chill breaker will be good for this match so they have lots of shields I'm doing a thousand damage to his Shields ah he's [ __ ] incoming enemies team yes I wish it showed me everybody's damage like how much okay see you later Jacob seconds remaining nice nice nice you ready many thanks all right dude I need 400 more and then I do 90 I guess you can't win from a defense you get a point though right no we didn't get the points oh we didn't even get a point okay I can't win from the defense I guess ninety percent Point spawning in 15 seconds capture the objective when you press uh tab do you have a little red thing at the bottom of your screen mine says red and it's 90 anti-healing five four three two one you ain't got nothing on your screen yeah that's the same uh all right overtime it's too easy good job dude that was a that was an easy one dude 82 000 damage almost 100K Healy God damn to divided 146 000 . oh you got a A star next to your name man what does that mean [Music] uh I think because I did the Boost uh how do you do boosts it just has like 10 of them oh [Music] that's so long enough for a new guy 52. [Music] I'm gonna go to bed oh it's bedtime yeah okay okay okay okay okay have a good night Zack I see you tomorrow maybe goodbye goodbye have a good night