She's pushing out right now. About to push out, bro. Come here. Come here. Get over here. Now you should be embarrassed because you're acting like a parent. I'm not into Yes, you are. You're stealing in front of your kids and you're going to jail. These are the times when Walmart shoplifterss think that they're entitled to steal. Starting with this woman who turned a stolen bag of snacks into a full-blown felony charge right in front of her kids. On June 3rd, 2024 in Florida, a Walmart loss prevention officer spotted a woman stuffing snacks into her handbag right in front of her kids. He called the police and by the time an officer arrived, she was already making a not so grand escape. Hey, police. Go with them. You're not resisting them cuz they're you're detained for shoplifting. Go over there. I wasn't. I just paid for it. Get in the office. Your ID. I don't have it on me to the car. I don't have it. Okay. Take the bag off. Take the bag off. For what? Take the bag off. What are you doing? Put your hands behind your back. For what? Stop resisting. Keep putting my hands behind my back, Heather. I don't know, bro. They're embarrassing me. Heather my kids, please. Cuz they're embarrassing me. I didn't do anything corrupted. Sit down. You're going to jail for what? You're resisting me and them. Sit down. I didn't resist anybody. What are you talking about? I didn't even do anything to resist anything. What the hell? Pour it out. There's nothing in there. Oh, okay. I already paid for that. No, she paid for that. That's the only thing she paid for. Call the people that I don't care. My kids can't be in there with them. With us. Sit down. Literally, she's saying you're doing this. You're acting a fool in front of them. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Shut up. Shut up, Heather. We're on the grocery side by the wine. Nobody's coming in here. They're pushing me. Come get my kids. They're doing crazy to me, man. They're doing crazy to me right now. Y'all give me a hug because they don't like black people. Give me a hug now. You should be embarrassed because you're acting like a parent. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. You're stealing in front of your kids and you're going to jail. You almost feel bad for the kids. Their mom didn't just drag them into a Walmart. She dragged them into a misdemeanor. And as if that wasn't humiliating enough, she then starts acting like a complete disaster in front of them, giving them front row seats to a meltdown in progress. Don't cry. It's okay. I did not grab you, bro. I have you on video right here grabbing my arm. You need to cut my finger. You pushed me. I did not touch you, bro. Yes, you didn't bring the camera. My hands were on my phone and on the car. Can you take them outside, please? [Applause] [Music] We're not going to keep talking. What do you mean? I'm taking this off of you cuz we're not going to have somebody on the phone while you're under arrest. You're not going to do what? I'm sorry. You're not talking to anybody. Why are you acting like that towards me like I did something aggressive? I didn't You are. You're resisting. I didn't resist anything. Okay. [ __ ] What did I resist on camera? What did I resist? Okay, we're going to play stupid. What did I resist though? I'm done talking. Let me know what I resisted. Going to jail. It's okay. That's all you need. What did I resist? If you want me to pay the cash money, I can pay cash instead of not pay nothing cuz you had the chance to do it and you didn't. I didn't pay to go through. And so you walked out of the store with all their But just when you think she's done embarrassing herself, she does one thing you're absolutely not supposed to do when the officer is searching your stolen snack stash. She snaps. Excuse me. Going to get the parking real fast. You got your ID on you? Sit down for her parking. Sit down. Sit down cuz I pay. All right. Well, I just I'm not releasing any property to you. Unless you're going to do what the their ass cuz you're pissing me off at this point. I'm bound to resist. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. They're choking me. They're choking me. No. He just put his hand around my throat. You just Now you just put his hand around my throat. Are you serious? As she realized her plan of using her kids crying to gain sympathy isn't working, she starts accusing the police officer of being racist to blackmail him. And when that too doesn't work, she gets confrontational and aggressive. You just battered a law enforcement out. I didn't do anything. Yeah, you just charged at me. I stood up like this. Yeah. Now you're getting in my face again. Going to jail anyway. Let me understand this. Hey, let me understand this. You're going to jail anyway, so add more crimes. Is that what you're doing? I'm going to jail anyway. You're going to be a [ __ ] anyway. You're being a since you walked up to me. Cuz I didn't resist anything. You resisted. You walked away. I didn't resist anything. I didn't resist anything with you. You said police. I turned around straight up. I did. Yeah. And then when I put your handcuffs, you pulled away. You No, I did not. We were already in this room. What do you mean? Shut the [ __ ] up and sit down. Don't tell me to shut down. Sit down. Sit down. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. What happened? I just see. At this point, the officer is just trying to end this madness and get her in the car. But of course, she has to go full Karen Deluxe Edition and make the ride to the station as painful as humanly possible. You're not going to let me stand up, bro. Let me stand up. Then stand up and stop dead weighting yourself. Shut the up cuz you racist or something, bro. Are you aggressing me the whole time? Let's go. Record everything. Get in the car. Did you record him dragging me? Get in the car. Get in the Cool. Get Come record this. Yeah. Come record her resisting. Cuz you talking you doing crazy. Get in the car. Let me get in. [Music] You're an [ __ ] Racist ass [ __ ] That's what you are. I think you're racist. No, you are. Cuz I didn't do anything until you aggressively handed me. Okay. They didn't do nothing until you aggressively handed me and then you kicked me in the face. Nothing. I didn't kick you. Okay. You were hitting me and pulling me and sliding me on the ground. What do you mean? Yeah, because you dead weighted. You're resistant again. Are you serious? Yep. Where is my stuff? Where is my stuff? Heather, they won't give me my stuff. Can I talk to you a second? No. Can I not get Heather, please give me stuff. They won't give it to me. My purse, my phone, my watch, everything. Ariel, please be quiet. I need somebody to get my stuff. I'm trying. Be quiet. I'm getting paid in 4 weeks and I need RA to get me out and I will pay you back. Calm down and be quiet. I need Raw to get me out. I will give him the money. What? Ariel, be quiet. No. Aggressively manhandle me. You think I was supposed to sit out and let you because you're a police? Okay. You think I'm supposed to just let you manhandle me? I hope you're ready to be a felony handle me. No. Mhm. Just cuz you're a police. She was hauled off and charged with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting with violence, and a bonus stack of misdemeanors for good measure. Moral of the story, don't use your kids as a distraction for petty theft. And maybe don't commit crimes at Walmart, especially in Florida. Bringing your children along to shoplift has got to be the stupidest thing one can do. But what happens when the shoplifter gets an identity crisis after getting caught? First off, we got another problem. You You gave me a fake name, so if you want to get charged, I know my name. Put Laura Simpson. Lisa Simpson. It all started when Florida police got a call from a local grocery store about a woman stuffing clothing items into her bag. Pretty standard stuff until it wasn't. What the officers didn't realize was that they were about to walk into one of the most absurd headscratching cases of their entire careers. Stop. What are you doing with all your stuff in the bag? I came with with bags in here. That's not what the LP is saying. I don't know. I haven't had any problems the whole time I've been here. I'm just riding around looking around. Okay. Well, they're saying that you're putting merchandise and stuff in your bag. Are you planning on paying for any of that? Of course. Do you have money on you? Of course. I have cash on me. This uh some lady was following me around when I got here. Okay. So, is this all merchandise from the store then? Oh, this is my [ __ ] that I came with. I'm not no broke [ __ ] I got plenty of [ __ ] I got [ __ ] in this store and everything. Do you have an ID on you? No, I don't have anything on me. You have a so on you? I don't have no none of that. I mean, what's the problem? They're claiming right now shoes that you have on your feet you got in store. I did. I did do that. I always do that. I always put something on my feet. I got shoes. It was a lady right this lady right here in jeans. There was a couple of them. I don't know. Okay. Okay. Well, those are those are that's lost loss prevention and they've been watching you put stuff in bags. I haven't put anything in my bag. I put these shoes on. That's about it. Is it a problem? Did I do anything to you? You know me? I don't know you yet. Okay, that's what I'm saying. I don't have anything. I mean, I don't have my information on me, but everybody knows who I am. I mean, I don't know who you are. I don't know what the stocking is about. Now, they're saying you also put merchandise underneath your shirt. Do you have anything on you? I have nothing on me. I mean, the camera is a is a rolling thing. I'm not no bum. If I needed ever any needed ever anything, I'm going to give it whether I had cash or not. I'm not going I'm not going to play myself, disrespect myself. I don't know what the problem is. I mean, probably don't like me. Like I said, probably jealous of me. I don't [ __ ] around. I don't [ __ ] around with no dangerous information, but I share. All right. So, they're not going to allow you to pay for anything that you selected. Okay. And they want you trespass from the store. That's fine. So, what's your information? I need your I need your social. My name is Stephanie Smith. I don't have a I don't know my social. I don't go by my social. All right. So, you have a pair of shoes you can put on. Yeah. I got the shoes I can put on. She need things to shove them off her ass. Come on. Just to clarify again, you don't have anything on your person from the store cuz they're going to go back and watch footage and if they don't have it in those bags of hers that she came past and said little ugly. That's what I heard that woman. I'm just letting you know if you have any merchandise on you and you leave the store, you'll have a warrant out for your I don't I haven't passed the sales of merchant. I mean of Yes. I'm saying if you have anything on your person right now what he's pointed at. After running Stephanie's information through the system, the officers quickly realized she'd given them a fake name. But when they called her out on it, she didn't even try to play it cool. She completely crashed out. Little [ __ ] jealous of me. I wasn't stealing it. I was This is mine. That's not yours. This is mine. I This is already war. This is mine. This was already on there. I just had All of this is mine. This is mine. My [ __ ] Only thing. First off, we got another problem. You You gave me a fake name. So, if you want to get charged I know my name. Okay. If you want to get charged with falsification, then tell me your right name. My name is Stephanie. I got my ID. I got several wallets, several IDs. Okay. Well, I asked you information. Michelle Austin. I know my name. I got several names. I don't have a ID. I have my information, my birth certificate. Okay. Let's see that. Any type of ID? Can you get them shirts, please? I don't want no [ __ ] trouble over this [ __ ] I got cash. My father got plenty of money. I got plenty of money. I just wore that [ __ ] yesterday. I know my fake name. I know my name. I can give you 20 names. All of them is mine. Well, I want the one that's your legal government name. All of them are my legal government names. Okay. Well, I need I need a I need a real name. I can give you any name. Michelle Lisa Simpson. That's mine. You can look on camera. That's mine. I didn't put that in my bag. That's mine. That's mine. Look on camera. I already gave you what I gave you. Can you give me that? Once they confirm it's not stolen, you can have it back. need the shirt and get my uh bow. Huh? Can you get that bow for me? Can you give me your real name? I just told you. Ma'am, we're we're really not trying to give you a hard time. I got my I know my real [ __ ] name. I'm on TV. I don't have no reason to lie. What is your legal name? I just told you. Are you jealous of it? You told us 20 different names. I got 20 different names. I got 100 different on your birth certificate. 20 names on my my legal name on my birth. It's like, dude, I know my birth names. I'm telling you, we don't. Okay. So as of now with you being trespassed from the store, we need to identify who you are. You can put less of If you do not identify yourself, you will be for obstruction. Okay. Okay. I mean, you can do that because I'm not going to give you no no I'm not going to disrespect myself and give you no no other name. Okay. Well, the name you gave us, we had them run it and it doesn't come back. Your your computer can't tell me my information. My father Stefan didn't come right here right now. So right now you're getting you were getting trespassed. Okay. That's fine. Okay. So, if you give me a name, give me my bow, please. No, it's not yours. That's not mine. That's hers. Okay. If I give you the bowl, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. I ain't no disrespectful person. Well, I need a name. I just gave it to you. What you want? What you want me to say? Are you jealous of my name? I want I mean, everybody knows. Put Mara Simpson. Susan B. I mean, I got plenty of names, baby. I came to life with a name. I need the one you were born with. Susan B. Anthony. You can say any name. I know my [ __ ] information. So, right now, you are being detained until you give me a real name. Okay, that's fine. Okay. Nope. Just sit down. Put your shoes on. Just put That's what you were doing. I didn't I just gave you this [ __ ] back. I just told you everything. Okay. Put Just put your shoes on. Oh, girl. Get away from me. Why you so jealous of me? I'm not. I'm talking to these [ __ ] Sit down. I don't want to sit down. You said I was getting arrested. I gave you that [ __ ] I did not say you were getting arrested. I know my [ __ ] information. Can you tell me it? I just told you I got to give you all my information, [ __ ] My [ __ ] is in the stores. You see this [ __ ] I know my [ __ ] information. Michelle Austin. [ __ ] I know my information. 152. Copy one more name and date of birth. First name's going to be Michelle. Last name's going to be Austin. At this point, the officers were dealing with someone who seemed to operate by her own rules. And those rules included having a rotation of 20 different legal names. It was like they were talking to a walking DMV glitch. You almost had to admire the confidence. Almost. Naturally, the officers invited her to come down to the station. Not because they were impressed, but because untangling her web of fake names was going to take a lot more than a parking lot conversation. Can you put that stuff in back in that bag cuz she not keeping my [ __ ] Jealous ass. Geekers. Damn. [ __ ] what you want me to say? I want you to give me a real name. I did. [ __ ] is you jealous? What you want me my name to be? All right, ma'am. Stand up one more. I have my stuff. Where you going to leave it? Stand up. Can I put my shoes on? I didn't gave you her shoes back. I just want to put my shoes on and I didn't do nothing. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Okay. Can I please put my shoes on first? Put your shoes on once you're handcuffed. Stand up. So what? I got to walk out here with no shoes on. Put your shoes on when we take you outside. I cooperated with you. Can I just please put my shoes on first? I didn't say I wasn't going to stand up. Can I just put my Can you put them on then? No. Why not? We will put them on before you go outside. Put your hands behind your back. Quit hinting. [ __ ] me. I'm telling you right now. Why am I going to jail? I gave you that back. Why are you disrespecting me, sir? You won't let us put a handcuff on. I didn't say that. I'm trying to get my shoes on. You want to add another charge? No. I'm just trying to put my shoes on. Damn. I'm not fighting. You're not. I'm not. I'm just want Ouch. I just want to put some shoes on. You missed that opportunity. Walk. Can you not do that? Can I put my jacket on? Walk your jealous ass [ __ ] This motherucker right here is jealous. When I get down in this jail, I'm have my people smack the out of you. I want to smack the out of y'all. Don't make me don't assault me. Don't assault me, [ __ ] I have a shoot the [ __ ] out of you. Put my shoes on, please. Get in the car. Can I ask you something? What? Why am I going to jail? You can't tell me your real name. I did tell you my affirmation. Sit down. But I did, sir. Go in the car. I did though. Why am I getting detained? You're not detained at this point. You're in custody. In custody for what? So you can't tell us your real name, man. I told you. You're not going to put up. Give me my family. Get away from me. Eventually, Michelle Barefoot Austin was dragged out of the store by the officers and taken to the station where she was booked and charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing official business. Michelle had 20 names and zero shame. But the next pair, they had one goal. Steal everything and act like they're on reality TV while doing it. She's pushing out right now. About to push out. Bro, come here. Get over here. On May 26th, 2024, officers from the New Mexico Police responded to a shoplifting in progress. But what the shoplifterss didn't know was that the entire time they were being watched by police like contestants on a game show. He's in the alcohol and then she Yeah, that girl. And then so they were putting stuff into the bag and then also took some price tags off with some items that they had on. Oh, there he is. See, they selected another bag there. Well, they're loading up for sure. Probably level from Oh, look. They're going to load up on MSU stuff. Those are so expensive. They're about $30 shirts. Yeah. So, they're Yeah, they're pretty pricey. Cool. And they loaded up a bunch of MMSU stuff in that cart as well. We're like more than 200 right now. Oh, yeah. Maybe, right? Yeah. You guys are going to want to pursue, right? Yeah. Okay. They always run. They just split up. So, they're loading two carts now. It's that guy. He's looking hard, too. Yeah, lady. She's going to go to liquor. So, they're probably going to try and steal liquor. They loaded a bunch of him. Oh, what he's going to do? He's probably going to put liquor in that bag. Let me see. Oh, he's going to open the bag. There we go. He's been waddling. He got a lot of loud, dude. It's like 70s. She can run. That's her. Is she concealing stuff, too? Yeah. So, there's a backpack underneath there. Also, the glasses on her head or She took off the price tag. Hey, look at that. Right into the bag. I don't know. What is it? A bottle? Yeah. I mean, they know we have cameras. That's what we tell people. We're like, you know, Walmart has better cameras than most banks, right? Yeah. They're probably loading all that meat, too. Huh? That has a security thing on it, so I wouldn't doubt it. They're just going to try and run that bottle. There we go. They're going They're doing it fast, too, huh? She's grabbing a lot of She's going to go probably around pets and they're just throwing stuff, so they're not even looking at price tag. So, that's like an other indicator. Yeah. They're not grabbing Great Value stuff like I do. Yeah, I know, right? So, people that work hard for their money, great value. Those are pretty good ones. They're great value for Loops are the way to go. Someone's going to make cam. Damn. Green chili is like six bucks. He's See, that's how you know we all work. He's too fast. He jked you out. There he is. More clothes. They've been getting um NMSU shirts. And does he have an ankle monitor? Does he? No, that's his shoes. Oh, I was like, you got to be kidding. I had a guy stealing me last week. He had an ankle monitor about a lot. He was trying to steal like a over like almost a $200 ice ch little. He just stuffed something in his pocket. Yeah, he did. He's on a mission. He's moving. He's got the slurp. That's an indicator as well. We call it the slurp. So y'all hold me in with that. She ain't trying to hide nothing. They're thinking they're just going to push right on out and pass pass through us cuz they know they don't have to stop for us. They got to stop for you. That's a lot of cheese, dude. Do you guys take him to jail or just sight him? Take him to jail. Is he about to go out? Does he have a mask on now? Yep. He put his mask up. He's gonna do it. He's gonna push out now. So, he got his mask up. Did you notice over here? Yeah. That's not that entrance. It's not this one. Look, there's a grocery. After spying on them for a few minutes, the officers decided to wait outside to arrest them as soon as they left the store. And the couple's reactions to getting caught were nothing short of a Ben Elton script. Coming this should be walking out pretty soon. Yeah, he's still looking at that same spot that he was at. He's putting the backpack on right now. Your adrenaline starts pumping just because you're like, "What the heck? Why are you doing this?" He's going right now. He's exiting. Should probably just uh got the backpack on with the mask on as well. Come here, man. You don't have to get it, girl. You don't have to get the gun. Just relax. Do what we tell you. Okay. Stand up. I'll get your glasses. I'll get them. Walk over there. She's pushing out right now. About to push out, bro. That same door. She's wearing like a a flower shirt and she's got a basket full like $1,000 worth of stuff. Come here. Come here. Get over here. What are you thinking about? That was the stupidest thing you've ever done. Can I have to get a rest? Can I just I got a 16-year-old at home. That's too bad. She can go with CPS. Can I just get a ticket and go home? No. We have a female detain, too. So, and you guys want to press charges? For sure. press charges. Yes. All the way. Everything we can. Actually, she tried to run. She knew she was wrong. Shame on that old lady. You too old to be doing that, lady. Uh, this is her personal property, right? We don't have any information that she might have something in I believe that is correct. There's alcohol in here, which is what he was suspected of taking. Sorry. Well, I know you're sorry. It's too late for that. That's how we live. Yes. I tangle him. N too late. How Why is he trying to run? Dude, did you see that? Yes. I was watching it on camera. We were laughing. They were like, "Why are you trying to run from like 18 cops out there?" Bro, Chris started giving commands. I couldn't even muster commands. I started laughing. Watch my video later. The woman was charged with shoplifting over $500, conspiracy to shoplift, and resisting arrest. A triple combo she didn't exactly win a prize for. The man was hit with charges for shoplifting and possession of a stolen firearm, which really put a bow on the whole disaster. The last pair made sure to add a stolen gun to the mix. But the next couple, they didn't need a weapon. Their mouths were the real problem. On December 13th, 2024, officers rolled up to a Walmart after getting a call about a couple who were in the middle of a liveaction discount scam. The second they approached these two, they knew they were in for an evening full of noise, nonsense, and regret. A separate shoplift. I'll be honest. Don't tell me what you're doing. No, but no one shop. Nobody shoplifting about anything. No, I don't care. How much is the microwave? Listen to your own damn self. Go listen to paid here. I paid for my listen. Go. This is ridiculous. Fix your barcode and check your work. Hang on. Hang on. Where's the receipt? What are you not What are you not understanding about? I said who you're talking to. I don't know who you're talking to. I said where's my receipt? I'm going to pay for it. You can't leave the store and not pay for know what's going on. We scanned the thing. The worker scanned the thing. Everybody did whatever. I don't care how much it was came up to. I don't know where it came from. This is the scam. This is Okay. Well, however it goes when we scan it, that's what it is. She run. I don't know. She panned it on her phone. Bottom line is can we get our microwave right there? Watch out, dude. I'll go pay for what is this one? Excuse me, sir. Let me bring it up so we I I don't think you can buy this anymore. Yes, I can. Yes, man. I'm not paying for my stuff, bro. Quit trying to make them make your decision for you. Now, most people get caught stealing. Either panic or shut up. Not this dynamic duo. As soon as they realized that they were busted, they suddenly grew a conscience and insisted they just forgot to pay and wanted to make it right. Like that wipes the receipt clean or something. But the way they acted. Yeah. No. This wasn't an oops, my bad. This was we thought we were slick but got caught mid quest. Calm down. Everybody take off your too much. I'm not putting up with this. Too much. What am I doing? I say this is too much. Your hands behind your back. For what, sir? My daughter's right. I haven't done nothing wrong. I'm going to ask you one more time. For what am I getting a handcuff for? I'm getting arrested for being quiet. Oh my. Arrested for what? Hands behind your back. can just take relax. Don't even say another word. Have a seat. I will figure it out. Put him in. No, I don't need that. No, I have a disability. I have a disability, man. Let's not do this. I'm 50 something years old. I'm just saying you don't have 63. I know. So, treat me with a little bit of respect. Yo, you treat me with respect. I'm pissed off at you for causing all this crap. I didn't cause any crap. Don't do that. Turn on me, man. relax. And oh boy, turns out these two had their mouths fully loaded. They started yapping like they were on a talk show, throwing out excuses, fake confusion, and a level of confidence only found in people who steal 5 cent items and act like they own the store. They really thought if they talked fast enough, they could outpace the arrest. But luckily for us, the officer came equipped with patience and the perfect I've had enough of this face. With the noise finally dialed down, the cop turned to the actual reason they were called, the stealing part. You made something very simple into a cluster. I said, "Let me pay you." No, you can't just take something for a dollar and go, "Oh, I got caught. I'm going to go pay the other 79 bucks." No, that's not how it works. Okay. All right. You scan it. I'm scanning. It gives you the error in it. You decide to say it. No, I didn't see this. I didn't say no. And then you go scan the bottom. No, but I'm not saying it cuz I don't I don't know that the bottom is my bed. I scan my bed. I didn't try to do what you're saying. Listen, it is considered theft. I'm not calling you a thief. All I'm saying is that the moment it passes for me, I completely didn't pay that no attention, bro. I thought that unfortunately for you, it doesn't matter anymore because the moment that you pass that, if you look at if you look at what I tried to do, man, I did everything I thought. Come on, man. Don't I'm done with this back and forth. I'm telling you, I'm going to file the charges. Could the scanning error have been an honest mistake? Sure. But the way these two carried on after being confronted was less, oops, my bad and more Walmart owes me an apology. They talked themselves into deeper trouble and probably gave half the staff a migraine while doing it. Whatever. I don't I don't need to hear anything else. It's just that's ridiculous. It didn't happen like you're saying. I know. And that's and they escalated and he just got loud and everyone else got loud and they rushed over there in a heated rush. Man, that is something that you can fight when it comes to the charges being sent over. Dude, I know how how things work. You don't have to explain that to me then. It's just like this is just being ridiculous. Brandy, you do have uh some history of organized retail theft, though. So that this is a trespass warning saying that you cannot come back to this particular Walmart for a period of 3 years. Correct. So what did they walk away with? Well, not merchandise, that's for sure. Thanks to their sparkling criminal record, the couple was slapped with a theft charge and handed a trespassing notice. basically a VIP pass to never return. And as for the officers, they deserve a raise or at least noiseancelling headphones. If Walmart had a hall of fame for ridiculous arrests, that couple would have made the wall. But the next woman, she brought fake IDs, a fake name, and a scam so messy it needed its own zip code. 319937 is what we're short right here. Okay. You know lying to the police is a crime cuz there's no record on that name. It's not your name. My name is SW. On October 31st, 2024, Halloween night, an officer responded to a call about a couple running a potential scam at a local Walmart. When he pulled up, things got spooky fast because the male suspect bolted like he was late for a seance, leaving his lovely partner to deal with the mess alone. Yeah, that's really nice how he just left you. Huh? Yeah. I wonder why he'd do something like that. He let you take the fall for the crime. He's not willing to get caught. He just let you get caught. You have your ID on you? You care if I open and get your ID? Is it in here? I give you the ID. Please, can you open my Just tell me where it is. I'll get it if you tell me where it is. Is it in here? I'll cut that. Who's this? The New York. New York. Georgia. New York. New York. The woman trying to play it cool hands over an ID like it's nothing. Problem is, it's fake. And not like barely passable fake, more like made on Microsoft Paint fake. But the real kicker, that name was tied to 45 different scam reports in multiple states. 45 at this point. She's not shoplifting. She's doing a national tour. All right. So, what's your real name? Jessica. Jessica. Okay. You know, lying to the police is a crime. I'm lying. Yes, you are lying because there's no record on that name. It's not your name. It's my name. I swear it's my name. You have another uh ID in there. Here's what's going to happen. And you can either give me your correct name right now or I'm going to get you fingerprinted. I'm going to get you fingerprinted and then when your real name comes up, you're going to be charged with the crime for lying to the police. Okay? So, you have one more chance. No. All right. And of course, she denies everything because that's what the pros do. She's out here gaslighting like it's a full-time job. But the officer is not new to this. He starts pressing her and you can literally feel her excuses get worse by the second. It's like watching someone trying to freestyle a cover story in real time. 319937 is what we're short right here. Cash long short. Okay. So basically 3200 probably. All right. Hey John. So there we go. Like $3,200 short 32. Yes. Got it. Okay. We're not getting that, you know, that return for your driver's license. It's not showing like it's a real license. What do you mean? It's real. Cuz I'm also from New York. And um I left New York, I guess, after that was issued. My driver's license from New York looked nothing like that. To be fair, the way she pretended to be innocent was Oscar worthy. She talked like someone who just found out what a scam is. It didn't help that it felt like she practiced these lines in the mirror. But while she was banking on cops, not finding anything solid, this officer had other plans. At first, she started with watches and then she started like asking for like the GoPro, like headphones and like all this stuff. And then the husband was asking for like VS swag and like other stuff. And so eventually when he was checking the lady out, she ended up not wanting Zoom stuff and they were counting the money. He took it back and that's when I saw her like slip her finger like the bills. Okay. She kept like eyeing me cuz she saw me like standing behind right there and she kept eyeing me. That's why I kind of like looked suspicious. And then she asked me like if we had a tablet and some watches and stuff. So I grabbed them and I had a tablet and what? Some watches and go and the GoPros. Okay. Apple watches. Yeah. Okay. And you grabbed those for her? How many? Two Apple watches, two tablets, and then it was like three pairs of headphones. You gave those to her. What happened? Uh, I set them down below the counter and then I rung them up and then the gave me the money or she counted the money, thousand at first and I counted it back and I let it down on the table. Then she did it two more times for 3,000. She gave me another 300 after that and I put them in the in the machine to check if they're real and then just put all of it in the tail. Turns out the whole game was built on distraction. Pretending to pay, fumbling bills, trying to confuse the cashier, and walking out with the stolen goods. Basic stuff. Walmart has seen it all before. But then the cop runs her info again and gets hit with the real horror show. I've been trying to I don't know if she's ever fingerprinted before or what, but it should be the entire US. So yeah, I got nothing. She doesn't exist. No valid ID, no real address, no actual name. This lady's like a glitch in the system with a purse full of receipts. Even the cop looked like he was ready to call it. Thankfully, Walmart security stepped in and helped piece this whole mess together. That's when things finally came crashing down. There she goes. Oh, he's not even looking at this. He's not even all the way back. Okay, there you go. So, this is going to take it all back. Mhm. Why is he not saying anything at this point? I don't know. All right, we got hard evidence. Okay, so you're under arrest for and it's going to be a felony charge for stealing around $3,000. We're going to get the exact number. You're under arrest. Okay, stand up. Okay, so still waiting for three more fingerprints to come back, but so far like the 10 I took just now, nothing. I did a little digging on links just cuz I'm curious. um she was cited back in May being in California or something like that for doing the same thing and it mentions in the very vague report that her New York ID is fraudulent with the same ID numbers that you guys ran. So she has a physical copy. It sounds like it's fraudulent but I don't see anything about like what her actual name and date of birth is. Okay. The woman was arrested and charged with seconddegree theft. And hopefully her scam streak finally came to an end because the only thing she's getting for free now is a mugsh shot. She had 45 fake identities and still couldn't keep it together. This next woman only had one name, but somehow she made even more noise. Why? She wasn't even there. I wasn't even there. Stop resisting. There's no video even watching this. This is illegal. On July 29th, 2023, cops were called to a local store about a woman who thought paying was more of a suggestion than a requirement. The initial report said she was trying to walk out without paying. What the report didn't mention, she was about to be one of the most obnoxious people these officers would deal with all month. Hey, police department. Go ahead and drop everything. Okay. I'm waiting for my dad. No, it doesn't matter. You should leave right now. Drop everything. This is my dad's store. He owns it. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Stop talking. Yes, he does. I swear to God. You have to wait. I will. Don't turn into This is not celebrity. Let's go down to the door. Okay. No, we're not. Stop. Let's go. My dad opened the door. I'm not kidding. Look it. Oh my god. Look at me. From the jump, she was loud, aggressive, and completely off the rails. And the second officers saw how she moved. Yeah, they knew they weren't getting off shift anytime soon. What happened? I know now. Tell me what happened. Look, there's no shoes or let back there. I asked myself to get out of the place. Okay. Did she make any attempt to pay? Let go. It's okay. Did she try to walk out the door? Okay. Thank you. You're under arrest. No, I No, I did not. Down to the ground. Down to the ground. You lied. He wasn't even there. I resist resisting. Stop resisting the cameras. It's easy. Stop resisting. I swear to You're making this a lot harder than it needs to be. Okay. You're not real. My dad owns a store. Stop resisting. Where the is the store owner. This should be anime. There's no video even watching this. This isn't legal. She talked like she was starring in her own courtroom drama, except there were no facts. Just pure nonsense. And her logic basically, if I do it, it's legal. Ma'am, the only thing you're winning here is a ride in the backseat of a police cruiser. Turn over. You know who I am to the United States. We're the police. You need to stop. You know who I am. Stop. This is a circle. There's no other women. There's no men. Daddy gay. Get your arm out. Get away. Get your arm out. Let go. Get your arm out. She under res under utter arrest for shoplifting and resisting arrest. My dad. Don't grab. Don't grab anyone. Don't grab a hand. Every time she opened her mouth, it was a fresh episode of how to annoy everyone in a 10-mi radius. The officers, to their credit, showed way more restraint than most people would. I mean, how do you even argue with someone who thinks that laws are optional? Stand up and walk. This is the car you're going to go in. No, you understand. Illegal. No, it's not. You are under arrest. Hey, stomping on me is going to get you hurt. I get that. Let go. I'm not resisting, sir. Ma'am, you are supposed to be the only one touching me. No, get in the car. I'm not getting You are going to get in the car. Put your feet in. And just when you think her rants over, she finds a new reason to scream into the void. It's like she's allergic to being quiet. These cops are standing there like therapists on their last straw. When the young lady walked in the door up until up until this point, what occurred there, sir? So, she walked in the door, she had like a spray can or something in her hand. She said, "Is there a trash?" I said, "Yeah." She set the can on the counter and made me throw it away, whatever. And then she proceeded to walk around grabbing stuff and starting to put things in her arms as if she's shopping. Then time goes on. She says she's waiting for her dad. We ask her if she needs help. I'll wait for my dad, waiting for my dad. More and more stuff in her arms. And then she starts getting closer to the door. And then Sean, the other employee in shoes, he comes up to me and he lets me know. He goes, "Hey, those gray and pink shoes, those are not her shoes. Her shoes are in the back. She took hers off and she's wearing those. She's going to steal those." Okay. In her head, she probably thought she made a solid case. In the real world, yeah, not so much. She was taken to the station and charged with theft, resisting arrest, and obstruction. Honestly, not the cleverest criminal out there. She didn't even leave room for a decent excuse. Just vibes, volume, and a one-way ticket to County.