can't arrest me because I'll call Todd Cohen and Dune and you're so you're done dude on the roll. I will do that if you ask me to. I just we asked you to five times. Last name. That's your last name? Okay. On May 8th, 2022, Crystal Lake officers stopped to investigate a roadside disturbance. Within seconds, a routine encounter with a woman yelling about communists spiraled into violence. What the officers didn't know, she wouldn't go quietly. This was all caught on body camera footage. Excuse me. I'm getting out of the car. Please help me. I'm coming. I'm going to grab my car. My my stuff. Yes, I did. She's a communist and she hit me. I am I am out of control for that. You can't You shouldn't ask me for that. If I'm arrested, then talk to me. Then I'll come with you to talk. She needs to at least not drive. Get her to an Uber home. The only one that I see is intoxicated is you right now. Okay, that's fine. Let her drive drunk. Let her drive drunk. Let her drive drunk. Don't be walking anywhere. 31 here. Let her drive drunk. That's on you. Dude, do you understand? Come over here. Come back to the squad car. Don't touch me like that. I I don't want you to get hit. Don't touch me. I don't want you to walk back. Walk back over here. Like walk back over here. Walk back over here. No. Not no. You're going to walk over to my squad car. No, unless you under arrest. No, I'm not. I'm going to detain you for your safety in a minute here because for the milk I'm not safe right here, sir. Someone's going to get I am not safe right now. Drive drunk. Stop. Do you understand that I called the cops? You're going to get hurt. Do you realize that I called the cops? You're going to get one of us. That's my phone. Do you understand? Do you understand that I called the cops of my mom and I took the keys from her? You're doing the wrong thing and you can't arrest me cuz I'll call Todd Cohen and Don and you're so [ __ ] me. Don't give me that. Don't touch me. What's wrong with you? Get in the car. Are you serious? You're now detained. You're now detained. You're about to be detained cuz you ought to know that you're hurting me. You're detained. I didn't do anything. You're detained. Okay. Are you going to keep touching my tits? Stop touching my boo. Oh, stop it. Then get off of me, weirdo. Stop. Put your arms behind your back. You keep saying that, but you're still not cooperating. Touch me again. You're done. You stop it. Stop touching me. Stop touching me. I'm being nice right now. Believe it or not, touched you. Have I? Then don't touch me. You I have not touched you. You're going to get us killed in the middle of Route 31 here. I told you cuz I am just literally trying to help my mother and you are trying. Get in the car then. No, I don't need to do anything. Dude, what is your [ __ ] problem? I'm suing you. Get in the car. I am suing you. If you choke me time, I am suing you. Don't touch me. Do you have a reason to arrest me, sir? Get in the car. Do you have a reason to arrest me and talk me? Yes. and hurt me. Yeah. You think so? Cuz you're battering me cuz I'm in a suit and charge you. I want the sheriff. Hello. Please help. Please help. Get in the car. No. Ma'am, ma'am, I haven't done anything wrong. Look at his camera. I haven't touched him any touching my boobs. Would you help me? No. Listen. Can you listen to me? Listen to me. Can you please listen? I don't give a [ __ ] I haven't touched you. You just told me you're better. Don't ever touch my tits again. Are you serious? Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest. What? Right now. Oh, really? Just check your camera. Turn away from me. Stay right there. Okay. Get your foot off of me. Be audio. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You just heard me. You're done, dude. Have a seat. You can even see here. Are you serious? Stop resisting, dude. Stop grabbing a hold of me. Stop grabbing a hold of me. I will. Put your feet in the squat. Stop hurting me. Then you are trying to hurt me. So, put your feet in the car. Have a seat. You're under arrest. Put your feet in the car. Have a seat now. No. I am very small. I cannot do that. I understand that. Okay. What I want you to do though, you want to know whether your officer touched me and I'm What I want you to do is put your feet in the squad car. You're hurting me. I can't All I'm doing is holding your arms and I would like to see the sheriff. I am the commander of the Crystal Lake Police Department. Put your feet in the squad car. Yeah, I'll get I have lupus one. I literally You're hurting me very badly. That's going to hurt me. I'm going to be out for many years. Put your feet in the squad car and have a seat. I have not done anything wrong. You want to take an arm? Yep. I got an arm. Put your feet in the squad car and have a seat. Put your feet in the car. You can do it once you get in the car. That's okay. We can talk, but you have to get in the car first. Okay. I don't give a but I would like to talk to you. Okay, we can talk. Start to have a seat. We're just holding on to your hands and your arms. Have a seat in the squad car. No, we're Crystal Lake. Have a seat in the squad car. Have a seat in the car. What's your first name? What's your first name? I don't need to tell you. Okay. Yes, you are. You're under arrest. Samantha, if you don't have a seat, let go of my hand now. Let go of my hand now. Or what? We're going to put you in a in a restraint device called the wrap. Just so you know. Okay. We're going to put you in a restraint device called the if you cannot comply. Have a seat in the squad car. Samantha. You're a good person. Okay, just do me a favor. No, I don't need the keys. I haven't done anything wrong. All right, go talk to them. Do you know where we're at at this as a We're going to back away. There's a PT right there. Want to go around the other side? Talk to a boss. Let go of my hand. Do not grab my hand. Do you understand me? Do not put your nails into my hand. Have nails. Do not Stop touching me. Do not grab my hand. Can you please help me? Okay. No. You let Let him go. Have a seat. Have a seat. Yeah. Have a seat in the saw car. All right. The sheriff's not coming. Oh, now she's kicking. Got her hands. She's going to get me. There we go. You're not in danger. Oh, yeah. I am. I don't know what your name is. Are you going to Are you going to cooperate with us? I don't know who you are, but I know that you shove my face into that door for a reason. I'm the sergeant. I don't want to talk to you. I don't care. I'm the sergeant. Are you going to cooperate with us? Yes or no? No. Okay? Because if you don't, then we're going to take you straight to call my lawyer. Great. We're going to take you straight to county instead of and they're going to let me out and you're going to have to do a whole bunch of paperwork. Do you understand that? I've been I'm been through the system and guess what? I'm telling you that cuz I not cuz I'm cocky. You're another one tonight because you're getting another felony tonight. Good luck, dude. Good luck. You're getting two of them actually. You want to know something? Good luck. I don't I don't have to say you my makeup is on your car. I'm tired of hearing talk. My makeup is on your car. I'm going to get you out. If you fight with us, we're just going to I don't like you. I don't care. I'm not going to touch anybody. Good. I don't need to touch anybody like you. Unlike you. I don't need to hurt other people to make myself feel better. Okay, we're going to get you. Yeah, I know that cuz guess what? You have no other way to hold me. It's not your [ __ ] fingerprint. It's called the law, bro. Goodbye, Ed. And guess what? I'm going to get you soon. Put you back in. I'm putting you. Come on in. We're going to take Do you understand what I'm saying? I cannot wait to see you. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. All righty. How we doing? I know. You doing okay? No. No, it's better. I'm actually doing okay now that I'm probably in your cuz this guy's terrified. Okay. Well, come on. We'll work this out. Listen. It's okay. Can you have him like maybe not touch me ever again? Well, I'll tell you what. You put your feet in the middle. That's actually I can do that. Can you get his arm off me? Stop touching me. There you go. Right there. What's your name? You see it? Stay right there. What's your name, dude? Honestly, this is I'm done with this. What's your name? Have him stop robbing me like that. I don't know what your name is. What's your name? I'm not giving him I don't have to. I'm not arrest. I am not arrested. Take care of it. Search your police. Stop touching me. I'm not doing this all day, dude. Cuz I'm going to sue the out of this county. I'm done. Put your hand on the wall. Honestly hurting. Put your hand on the wall. I will do that if you ask me to. I just we asked you to do five times. No, he's hurting. Okay. Well, just hold your hand. I will put my hand on the wall. Stay there. Hand on the wall. Look. Hand on the wall. I will literally put my hand on the wall. Stay there. I can only go this far. Hand on the wall. Dude, I can't do that. Do you have anything on you? I understand. No, dude. I have nothing on you. Put your hand on the wall. Keep it on the wall. Keep it on the wall. Serious. Wow. Hand on the wall. This shows how confidence American sovereign says. Okay. Sure. Thank you for asking me like a gentleman in there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What about it? No. No. No. Just put your stuff in here. Put your stuff in. I had no idea. No shoes. Shoes on the ground. On the ground. I wasn't being Oh, no. You're fine. I've been doing this job a long time. You're not going to hurt my feelings. No. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. That's the thing. That's like the place that I'm in is actually not hurting. All right. Well, you want to start again? I don't know what your name is, but Sure. My name is Si. You guys are so curious. Pick this book bag for me. It was you. It's all on camera. I was in the car. Officer Midas. Can't forget that one. M I E T U S. All right. Yeah, you got another one that actually cares about their own rings. You got your rings. Samantha. Samantha. Samantha. You got to take I will smash my lip. I understand. You got to take those rings. Give me your rings. Please. Can you just go away? Your officers have me here. So, look, you got to take your rings. I'll put them in here. Okay. Am I arrested? Yes. Uh, yes. You are under arrest. Okay. For what? Um, I don't out there. Okay. Two counts of aggravated battery to a police officer. Can you please tell me what I'm count? And she's kind of hot. Hey, right there. Hey, that one's Why don't you like to her? She's cute. I'm not a liar. That's something. Hold on. Just Just stop for one second. My surgeon explain to you. You're arrested for two counts of I know, but have you seen any count of it on camera? Yes. Really? I'm pretty sure. What is that? What is that? Come here. You're sheriff there. You're sheriff shoving me into a car door. Who did the inside of a car door? By the way, you're sheriff. And I cannot wait to call my lawyer. Can I call my lawyer? Yeah, you can in just a second. Give us one second. Okay. Cuz you know that I don't belong in cell three. You want to know that I called you guys? We're going to go this way. I called. We got to go in here. Cell three all the way down there. You know what though? [ __ ] Sir, I'm going to go right up. I don't care now. Shut it. Just shut it. We're not talking. Shut it. Really cool. Hey, leave the Let's just leave this open since she's a female in there with this other ball. It's Samantha, right? Your first name. Are you okay? Last name. Last name. That's your last name. Okay. You don't want to give me anything? Okay. So, just Samantha. All right. Sounds good. What you mean? Just Samantha. Okay. Um Dennis Meyer will have her information. He just I He just radioed it, didn't he? Okay. Is it like Granada or something like that? You want to know something? And I have men in blue that I respect. Actually, I like people. My name's Officer Green. I don't Yeah, I don't I don't No reason cuz guess what? I had no reason to be a drunk driver that you let drive. So, let's keep going. She fought with Danny on the street, right? Are we? Okay. We're all like Samantha, look. Listen to me. Okay. I'm angry. I know, but not at me. I know. Not at me, though. I will not anything to resist. All right. What I need you to do is just put your hands back behind your back. Back behind your back. Turn around. Okay. I'm done. My turn. Okay. Turn around. Put your hands right. I trust this guy. Okay. All right. Good. Oh, right here. Right there. Is this your Please tell me it's not your chair cuz I'm going to start a whole [ __ ] No. No, it's not. No, it's not. All right. No, it's not him. It's not him. It's not him. You're okay. I like you. Okay. You know that I actually like you. You do. Really? You got a funny way of showing, huh? Yeah. Love. Well, hey, that's nice. That's nice. I'm not going to do anything. You want me to bust out of getting out? Look, look, look. Hey, look. I just got I have lupus, bro. Yeah, I know. Hold on a second. I know. And your wrists are the size of Ma'am. Honestly, please just go away. I'm not trying to be, but I'm angry and it doesn't deserve to be taken out on you. You're a beautiful young lady. Okay, we're literally This one doesn't lock at all. I don't mean to you. Thank you for for the honestly cuz you have been really mean to me, dude. I'm not trying to deme. You're gorgeous. You're sweet. Likewise, you don't. We're going to be stuck together for the next. That's fine. I don't want to be mean to you. I'm trying to. All right. Well, she's she's going to slip those. Hey, so she's going to slip those by the way. Guaranteed. You tell me why you're in here. I'm here for nonoffensive crimes. I'm too small. Why don't we uh do what? Dude, I'm not getting out of anything cuz guess what? You're letting me out anyway. I know. That's why we have to go Samantha. We're just going to go over here. Okay. Sergeant, over you. Okay. All right. There we go. Easy enough. You guys got it. I don't think you're going to run away. But what we're going to do is we're going to change out handcuffs cuz I put I put the Listen, I put the mean ones on you and you're not that mean. Okay. So, before we do anything, I'm going to have the officer the officer you like to the right side. Okay. We're going to we're going to switch them. Yes, ma'am. Thank you. I appreciate it. And also stepsy teeny tiny point. Okay, we're going to step in here. Hey, snap. Come on. And also, you're done. Okay, come on in. Careful. Big jump. According to court documents, the suspect, Samantha Granado, was arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer, a felony under Illinois State Code 725, and one count of resisting or obstructing a peace officer, a misdemeanor under 725. Officers reported minor injuries from her assault, including a red mark on the hand and leg. Samantha was suspected of alcohol use at the time. The case was marked cleared with an adult arrest recorded. As of the latest records, she is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of