Call 911. Oh god. HELP ME. SOMEBODY HELP ME. Help me. Please. Eugene, Oregon. This porch pirate wasted no time. UPS dropped off about 10 grand worth of equipment and literally seconds later, gone. >> Fort Pierce, Florida around 1:00 a.m. >> Yes. Can I help you? >> Hi, I'm your friendly neighbor. How you doing? >> Good. Um, how you doing? I live right across the street and 919. >> Okay. >> What do you need? >> Yeah. Um, I was wondering if I could get um a can opener. >> Sure. >> Sure. Hold on. >> She stood there for about 2 minutes, but the homeowner started feeling something was off. Hello. I can bring the can just in case you look what she can't hear us. >> What do you think? Legit reason or just up to no good. >> I'm going to take pictures. >> If you're new here, hit that subscribe button. Hey, I'm sorry. We don't have any can openers. >> Okay, it's all right. Thank you. >> The work to work, please. If you don't get it back, >> where she disappeared. See, see, she going somewhere. She going to the next of our neighbors. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And this right here is exactly why you need a solid, strong door. Not today.