tracer's probably got the cool storyline the [ __ ] stuck in the top secret agent and she's and she's a lesbian yeah no dude but when they brought that up they're like okay we're introducing their backstory to it like you know we're gonna have non-binaries and genderqueer and whatever this and that I'm like dude who's non-binary Zenyatta I'm a [ __ ] hurt you shut the [ __ ] up yes dude but like when they when they brought it and announced it they're like oh yeah we're gonna have like you know um what do you not genders uh sexual orientations things like that right off the bat I think Zach was with me he was reading it to me and I'm like no way I was like dude zarya biggest [ __ ] Dyke out there and he's like I dude I was I was like sure of it and I was like Zach zarya dude sorry he's like nope actually the [ __ ] only lesbian here is Tracer I'm like what to be fair they haven't really expanded on zarya's story oh really yeah what are we doing quickly oh [ __ ] I don't know are you are you under the influence or something you don't want to do ranked no I could do ranked no man I could totally if she had a Redemption Arc once they give widower Redemption Arc that's probably gonna be one of my food you know whatever secretly has a big penis dude can still suck a dick but she has a dick theme then I guess I'm sucking it oh damn um DPS DPS May increase hold on guys [Music] hold on for what in the games you know it's interesting as far as not part of OverWatch huh Forest not part of OverWatch OverWatch is you can be a card carrying member of OverWatch and she is not part of OverWatch he's part of like the Egyptian like Air Force or whatever your mom's a part of OverWatch hell yeah oh watch out I forget to move my chat oh man eyebrows what the [ __ ] how did he jump on me dude I know you nerds are excited for the uh touch the dragon community I didn't even know they were making a Dungeons and Dragons movie you didn't see the preview for during that mail I was so close to getting flat too I didn't hold five nights over here you've seen two you've seen two you hit what gold five back up Zach back up okay actually uh last season I hit gold five or it might have been this season that was gold five like six times it'd be like congratulations you went from gold five to Gold five that would like all right that happens to me for like four days straight and I was really qualified Soldier watch out for monkey he likes to jump up there oh fourth I am unable to can guys oh no Zach foreign coming in soon hopefully you guys might have hello all right I got a fire strike tonight facing the pavement I died I gotta the fire strike on my face what was that noise [Music] it's the one yeah here we go to C90 idiots been damaged no I killed two of them dude [Music] you're bad [Music] nothing you down to play around the paladins tonight dude oh yeah I played earlier it was fun it was good yeah good experience yeah you're going to have to teach me it's like it's like OverWatch but with more characters you say paddling it's got kind of the rum Royale physics that's going on though a little bit thanks this would be pretty interesting for me then on top oh Ryan you [ __ ] monster right would you say Congo I don't even know I don't even know what do they say oh I said he said on top and I was like which have you guys tried being on board you sick little monkey dude [Music] thank you you suck we all suck technical visor actually you know I'm tired of watching all your player of the games all the time every single game isn't that a good thing no it's a really good thing I always tease him because dude this guy gets play of the game every single [ __ ] match like every single match you seriously every single match I want to say like 98.9 percent of the times he gets player of the game and it's because I keep them alive not to toot my own horn or anything then down too I'm not trying to but I think it has to be implied here because Zach would die so fast without my healing on them and then talk about like both healers pocket him I will never die dude he [ __ ] stays alive for like a fat 10 minutes what rank are you in healing I am Diamond too yeah was it I played I I just come I completed one set of five and I went from unranked to Silver for they so that's like your base your base then you're always gonna go back to it every single game every single season it's kind of kind of stupid too I [ __ ] hate that last season I was bronze and I thought it was gonna like start over in DPS and then I did it and I was really confused I would love to place bronze like have my [ __ ] hard set on bronze and just play against all bronze players oh I really want to play ball dude I play ball play ball this is a ball map right here dude I agree heels nowhere okay heels nowhere to be seen what are you doing all the way back there on my team she was literally like near the enemy took me okay you know the downtown man the push man not really but okay nevermind or it may sound bad of all that stuff Zach how the hell did you get up there be teleported obviously no he got the the ball can you stand up here Zach there's like a little platform up there Goofy with an answer that would that would be a good ass uh Heidi spot oh [ __ ] yeah have you been playing OverWatch since like OverWatch yeah pretty much you know the you have the gray like the little Cloud this is oops uh I don't know I never really pay attention to any of those oh we're gonna have to change up fashion man what happened what the hell okay bro calm down I think we're gonna have to change that ball as well yeah oh YC answers when we do not know the question foreign no I said how crazy I'd be like again Dolly I'm trying Jesse this guy's getting head Shattered by Widow yeah DPS you gotta change take care of that Widow man go Genji or echo dive on Widow dude I got somber man and just [ __ ] harass the [ __ ] out of her she's so easy to counter you know the counters for like statement s he has he used his uh hammer yet all right so he has a hammer coming up I create a lot of skills good job Sam okay crappy DPS bro I'm sorry I'm sorry to hear that you and your [ __ ] ass DPS Chicago [Music] against all their [ __ ] old on one person a condo is he gonna have to pick up the healing this guy's not putting any work things won't work he's ready what was he playing last round uh he switched to a couple things he ended with Baptiste he oh he was Zenyatta but we can't really do any healing anyways this [ __ ] [ __ ] keeps sniping us man sniper back yeah well I'm getting this phase out girl I can try and play Winston but I don't think it's gonna work against the best no dude they're gonna yeah you know what you should do you should go you should go diva that's a sick ass game that you have for diva I just don't like that little Mech head that's on top okay give it back give it I got caught in the damn statue dude yeah dude this DPS needs to change ASAP oh yeah foreign thank you no you didn't oh no you did it oh maybe they did actually on my way here foreign happened to the entire team Ram is so stupid busty well I like how it took the entire team focusing you though I know I am not beaten yet oh my God they're the best and then just a little it's so bad Foster widow's warm good luck getting our GPS I'll heal you but you gotta go counter that [ __ ] Widow you dumb idiot DPS okay [Music] dude this Widow has [ __ ] hacks for sure my damage bro yeah dude you know she's hot did I get my first remote to play the game yeah no I'm sorry [Music] this is a widow hey this [ __ ] cheating ass Widow you see he's like I've been playing since OverWatch one I still have either my check my cheats don't do that why don't you make your sheets do that I could man but I don't want to get banned just make a whole another account okay it's free do they I wonder if they they hardware Ban your account on this one I've been your IP you better use the IP better use a VPN yeah I use a VIP in at school at school yeah you have to on my phone none of my friends on the computer so easy I know but like I don't know how to do it I don't think anyone else would know how to do it YouTube it not because like if I do that [ __ ] they're gonna come to like they're gonna find out what class I'm in it's like yeah come here no they will they just telling me like I got it like this I woke up like this I don't know yeah exactly like tell them you got it like that it'll be fine not because then they're gonna give me a whole nother a whole new one and then I'm gonna break jailbreak that one too that's fine just be like I don't know what's happening man like just tell them that be like I don't know what's happening I just all I want to do is do my homework and these games and stuff keep popping up yeah because they're in a [ __ ] Google Chromebooks actually yeah you could those are the easiest I have a one of my good buddies he's in uh it over at the school districts that I used to work at I was like dude how many kids jailbreak that [ __ ] he goes man we get [ __ ] kids at jailbreak it all the damn time no no no I did security at the schools and then he does he did I T at the school Jacob's a teacher and then God has a teacher teaches special needs no he he's there with all the all the kids with like the lopsided heads and the helmets yeah how tall are you I am 6'2 oh yeah I don't know how how tall kangaroo is how tall are you five times okay normal yeah I'm like your height good luck um my cousin she's kind of like a whatever right I guess my cousin she's like 15 16. and she's like she's yeah oh cousins [Laughter] she's either 5 10 or 5 11. holy [ __ ] yeah she's tall dude Cindy's brother dated a girl dude I swear this girl was like six five guys I swear to God she was she was [ __ ] tall as [ __ ] to where I barely started I saw her the first time I'm like oh damn it dude she's like yeah I know I get it a lot and I was like dude like she towered like Zach she'll Tower over you that's for sure like like tower Tower over you exactly yes how tall are you exactly like six two still yeah um excuse still six two six one six two and a half bro those Agony just aren't working out five nine imagine how old I would be by the time wait you said you're 13. yeah and I'm five eight why are you 13 bro whoa no [ __ ] way Ace no [ __ ] way thirteen oh yeah I turned 14 in June they're up here guys some Bombs Up in there with him why are you hanging out with all these older guys uh we know what that means it's old it's a Greek Greek times all over oh [ __ ] I'm a little slow I have like f and literally like half my boxes oh dude High School's like one of the easiest things oh Middle Middle School's even easier dude you're putting like blocks inside the [ __ ] thing and everything learning colors and [ __ ] still bone oh wait I'm gonna die nope you gotta say it's funny yeah you gotta say his full name since you're younger it's better if you say it's full thing huh oh Jesse Daddy oh Bone Daddies 69 bro get it right come on what is it um uh let's say I try in the morning one time like on Friday he stayed quiet in the morning one time I said I almost got time doing what I was like halfway High number one dude yeah and then I was like like I was gonna fall over and I just fell asleep it was supposed to be funny you don't like reality why do you get one exactly dude whenever people say that like that's what I think reality is so bad hold on whoa do they beat you you're you're like you're uh what are you um uh generation Alpha I don't know what's happening in this conversation you don't know about you know what Generations he is no what comes after Generation Z bro yeah no that's good oh really because a few different companies oh [ __ ] way too far okay sorry okay so Generation Z was born from 95 to 2009 and then generation generation Alpha is 2010 2024. gen Z from 199 1995 2009 yeah okay let me let me ask you let me ask you a few questions let me ask you that are you being beaten on a regular basis yes who's beating it by a parent no more like at school you can be there for school still okay why why haven't you why haven't you changed your sexuality because it didn't be a hate crime did you then it would be a hate crime dude I'll get like hardcore [ __ ] bro I live in Florida I'll get a hardcore [ __ ] bully for that too just say you like sucking dick I have because I'm not against it I have told them I love dick I still get bullied though I think it's beautiful like outlawed that [ __ ] why don't you just send them send them a gun emojis right that would get everybody did I watch The Gun video at work one day and I got I started getting treated like royalty seriously it was weird and then it took me a while to figure it out no because then some little [ __ ] ass boy will [ __ ] snakes on me and then it'll just be a whole [ __ ] thing where my parents some [ __ ] will happen all right so here's what you do you create an anonymous account then you start bullying these kids anonymously online with gun emojis pictures of their house maybe their cat and like that'll give him sending in their pets and their their street addresses their telephone numbers their mom take a picture of their mom at work or something I don't get that real good doctor's orders doesn't say nothing too hard you could sleep you could sleep sleep with one of their mothers oh you love hot moms I love hot moms I love Hot mommies is that why you're getting bullied at school let's get it we got it and then I almost put my ass deep on my mom because I make steak at school kind of hard to keep in my backpack I kept tilting over no I got caught with a mixed food if someone [ __ ] snooked on here a nice stick a mix thing like the nicotine oh and Nick stick okay I never heard of that yeah I like them Nick sticks I know like a puff bar is yeah there's one [ __ ] snap down and who's gonna try not throwing dirty you gotta stop doing stuff in front of people yeah exactly it's like you're screaming for attention there was this one friend that we used to have Jacob I like telling the story to people but um we we also it was Jacob's friend we all split away because they were just [ __ ] [ __ ] they were being you know they were having their addictions they were having all these [ __ ] problems and no they didn't want to help whatever so 10 years down the road Jacob comes back into like a party chat with them and one of the guys is in there and he goes oh [ __ ] guys I dropped my lighter nobody says anything a minute later ah [ __ ] I dropped my lighter guys nobody says anything again no one [ __ ] cares exactly and so he's like dude you guys I dropped my lighter and then so finally I think Jacob said something or you know somebody said something is like what do you mean you're lighting you dropped your lighter he's like oh yeah I picked up smoking oh okay bro yeah I picked up smoking these people not die yet nope did you guys ever go to that beat the bad things why do you sound so far away he's on a uh verifiers called airpods yeah systems hack oh how two one yeah it's not anymore YouTube what's a fire stick close your eyes is it called oh [ __ ] it failed my ass who are you Zach okay I got a uh uh alt coming up pretty soon I love Rihanna are you ready for my ALT Zach this guy is 13 year old talking about I love Rihanna I like Rihanna first time damn that was a [ __ ] crazy amount of all you ever seen that video Shy Ronnie before shyron yeah with Rihanna uh-uh this is pretty funny if you look that up Shy Ronnie it's Shay and Ronnie at the same point I'll post in the Discord holy [ __ ] no we'll get away Orion just like full-ons I love you thanks let's get the payload going yeah [ __ ] you this bastion's been [ __ ] annoying oh nice one Zach [Music] Ary stupid [ __ ] 3 A.M please again yeah I guess my favorite song you don't listen to like metal or anything dude it's metal like this you have to be old to listen to the metal is that what kids think yeah I officially feel old man yeah it's only real metal Island not real metal yeah it's all about country nowadays dude the country's weird me personally you know countries the most listened to music in America what the [ __ ] this is Midwest people it's all the redness no all right I want to hear what middle you listen to metal yeah one time bro haven't you seen like well I guess you get a warped idea because these like emo rappers and stuff they have like a symbols they have like a similar aesthetic but uh like look at all the like Metalhead chicks and be like I want that that's that's why I want that kind of life oh don't you know metal it comes from hell from hell this is my mom's family my mom's friend my friend's mom my mom's friend is metal so my friend's mom is Lilo and then I called her mommy an emo MILF wait when I tried the emo but I failed but she was you know but she was fine okay I'll just stop moving but emo doesn't mean ugly like yeah uh like for example in in any scene there's like the the ghosts they're trying to fit in and then there's like the like Attractive people that like represent the scene very well like thinking about all the ugly like wannabe rapper dudes that's like dude you're not attractive like every single one of them oh I'm okay I'm okay you ever hear it you're Martin Luther King you ever heard Martin Luther King phase you ever heard of System of a Down before yeah what no I didn't even okay go listen to all their albums I'm scared they're not metal are they okay to this kid they're the heaviest band he's ever heard probably yeah okay okay let's see what happens well I mean you should you shouldn't listen to your headphones like full blast anyways yeah yeah just listen to Sugar dude that's a good song oh dude no wonder you're getting beat up in class so it's all loud and [ __ ] dude disrupting everybody people are trying to learn phase listen to uh toxicity or uh twinks man tweet tweak man he doesn't have a band what the hell are you talking about like the music that he says to listen to I swear he said he wasn't he had a band something like that and so they made me do some [ __ ] like that probably probably his friends but he goes to go see I make music you want to hear my rap song dude it's very good oh yeah Zach raps dude yeah yes I want to hear it let me find my phone because I lost my phone in my blanket I was like yeah pick a roll oh cocaine bear got a eight out of ten so nice out of that cocaine beer all over the place yeah that it's like the best [ __ ] movie in the world you haven't seen the trailer for it looks so dumb there's my rap song dude enjoy you like Eminem or better dude I love Eminem yeah seriously but this one's even better it has everything you want I want a girlfriend you want a girlfriend whoa see that you want you want to talk about old people that's old something is traded that's that's so 1980s exactly there you go yeah boy here's my number is okay how how you're you're in your school whatever is it it's like everyone like try to be gay it's like cool to be gay or something that's transgender but they take it way too far and it's it's a girl to a boy but if it was a boy to girl it wouldn't be um he hits you yeah I swear to God he hits me one more [ __ ] time I'm rocking his [ __ ] I don't even care if he's a girl bullied by a trans man it's so let me tell you right now Ace it is a boy it will never be a girl okay so I want to tell you the correct thing to do no no you shut up and listen to me if you go to the proper people and you say hey girl you got it wrong I have a vagina uh uh I'm gonna keep him in his vagina I don't know dude be careful with that you're gonna get hate crime yeah you're gonna get hate crime for that one look if they hit you again you could be like [ __ ] stop hitting me I'm not gonna sleep with you yeah go take pictures of the cats take pictures of the Homer dresses all that stuff they don't get them yeah it's a song about emergence kind of like what you're going through no the laugh our Anna did not want to heal me really okay I [ __ ] see how it is I like the Battleground music no idea what I'm saying you're all right you want to help me make another one dude oh we can make another one I can be a guitarist yes you play guitar I play electric guitar yeah well my aunt is like okay you don't listen and you don't even have yeah what the hell what metal is I'm gonna slap the [ __ ] here okay dude well then what the [ __ ] do you play on your guitar it's like 808 beats no I play Stairway to Heaven can you play it actually play it no are you gonna play the opening to master puppets and that's the only like rock thing I can actually play then what are the then what do you play that isn't rock on your electric guitar uh like okay I play Mary by Alex Steve can you just marry some like juicy riffs dude and just send them over and I'll wrap to them um phase we need to I'm disappointed in you but you're young we could still save you you're not full on uh whatever yeah bro what's your what's your mom's [ __ ] uh PayPal give you money for Strings baby I don't know don't don't don't uh get cheap strings get like the Ernie Ball ones or whatever the hernia bald ones I might be able to sing Stairway to Heaven I have to look at the lyrics but we do a cover of Stairway to Heaven yeah you know you know what you can do you can do you can record it one note at a time so then when you play it back it sounds like you're playing it all guitar go listen to chop suey right now from System of a Down yeah I'll post it for you uh I mean I want to do that was probably stupid at 13. you have until 25 and then I'll start judging you 'll be like I didn't even know how old I am you like 40 something oh my God no I'm not 33. 00 dude Mercy go listen to that son wait what year were you born 89. when was your mom born I am 33. it's gonna be 31. and my mom's 32 what the [ __ ] my mom was born 88. she had my brother when I was when she was 18. my brother is 16. she had me when she was 21. so I'm like I'm 13. and she had my sister when she was 25 24 and then she had my other sister when she was 30 something all the same dude oh if you get like vas all have the same dad oh no me my brother me or my sister [Music] I'll have the same band look my my baby sister she's one tomato and I said that [Applause] game I'm so I'll do it for 30 bro all right go listen to chop suey that looks into it when I play competitive this guy I'm trying to get out of gold I gotta be cheap how about like tool you like tool oops dude cool sucks they only have a couple dudes he said he only knows of Metallica and apparently Led Zeppelin like Rage Against the Machines man little little Incubus nothing [Music] oh there's the color of your energy I can partially almost do the full solo of Van Halen the eruption they're not too familiar with Van Halen I know a few other songs I like Van Halen we're getting something all you need for battle is your heart come on [ __ ] bonuses yeah I was cleaning up all this stuff oh okay I was I didn't I didn't even have my mic on right now oh you want another one yeah [Music] oh no her mercy meet the mercy oh watch out for this one there is no challenge I cannot face I want to quit bands so bad at the same time I don't what would you even do if you did quit not new band oh insightful are you playing electric guitar and band no I just do that for myself that's boring trumpet trumpets you made me a good ass trumpet to you dude okay okay oh yeah super high the highest now I can possibly play it's probably an off the staff high-end shirt I'm your ass bro let's try um bro shots up just literally pay you to shut up just keep flying here that's pretty embarrassing okay tell him his mom should have aborted his sister and they should ate it huh what do you say could tell him uh their mother should have aborted their younger sister and fed it to him I eat my dog just be like bro you suck at cooking dude like get on my face I want I wanted to I should have played uh it's back taxes would you say you like jazz yeah and I said I I wish I would have played that dude Trumpets like the [ __ ] [ __ ] for you guys what are you doing I think bro haven't you heard of Scott I haven't heard Scott music oh I love Scott stop music No Escape oh I know Scott like fatty pilgrims Scotty Pilgrim yeah yeah Scott Philip group the same thing they found Fatty it's literally the same thing this island and why have you played the game have you played the game all right there's a game dude it's like a side it's a shooter yeah and then there's a comic book and so it's based off foreign I'm your daddy I'm your father and he says no I am your father that's Star Wars oh congratulations nice of you to join us you just realized it yeah I ain't the smartest person well did you know that bread makes you fat foreign like the Gigolos no like I think that Snoop Dogg IES Snoop Dogg old oh God oh God yeah the shizzle my nizzle something like that I like Snoop Dogg I like Eminem more because I grew up with them more I'm growing up with him now they said he just got home I'm seeing these kind of place he's on fortnite usually the less intelligent are but I do like foreign or paladins which ones oh wait no paladins paladins is paladins cosplay uh uh do not know oh what's this dude sons of the forest [ __ ] I just told you yeah like competitive and paladins yes is that cosplay too I have no idea I'm gonna go to the bathroom I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick all right okay okay okay okay what is this installing prerequisites I have to install more stuff just like you Zach you didn't tell me about this dude okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay I'll be right back give me a couple minutes I think I gotta go poop hi I'm sensitive here okay damn I thought it was in this male G-spot no I don't like you get away from you I listen to Jazz I like jazz music you like jazz music you want some jazz artists please go uh listen to Cab Calloway here I'll find a really good video where he's dancing in it yeah do you like Michael Jackson I'm like way before Michael Jackson yeah isn't Michael Jackson dead or is he still alive he's definitely dead I'm pretty sure he's like six here thank you everybody should like bro I can't wait how the internet's gonna be like when Snoop Dogg dies it's gonna go here watch this video this is a video about a girl being a moocher I know the munchkins I love munchkins they're from Dunkin Donuts look at look at how this guy dances man can you dance like that I know yeah I'm watching it right now wait could you asked for it if we can dance like that is this one where he dances I thought this was a weird dance I bet I can dance like that Minnie had a heart [Music] [Applause] at least liquid [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] many will meet you townhouse and his racing horse foreign [Music] let's see what else we could listen to oh you ever heard of uh Disturbed before nope like you disturbs someone like annoy them right disturb your piece a lot of it's a really cool band man if I like drawing this I can just wipe it off but away if you saw darling because I'm bored here here's a good video and song actually that looks pretty cool about electronic music you ever listen to electronic music though I mean I don't know if that is you don't know what electronic music is no but that's just different words I mean it gives it like a cool design like um The Living Tombstone is really good I had no idea what that is electronic band uh sorry I'm just super focused I'm trying to draw on my way they have a song about OverWatch here look at that one like the game yeah it's a good Electronics one [Music] this is the worst team I have ever played within my life so weird I want to see if they're done for it I'll take her in the morning no exactly what are you doing it's like 12 Foods right yeah it's like 12 30. oh I'm drawing on my way Xbox controller why are you doing that I'm bored and it's very hard but I'm tired but I want to play video games and don't go to sleep but I'm pretty sure I think I should go through how's your day Zach what'd you do yesterday what'd I do yesterday not much yeah just chilled that's legit yes I usually work as a teacher though do you work online or do you like go to an actual School I go to an actual School Siege select your champion no our YouTubers customize your Twitch or not yet no I don't have a twitch you should make one yeah I am called to battle you'll get a lot more viewers on there they're promoted good ideas the price of greatness is Duty are you running away they're literally all up on me it's not even friends here you know you're bad prepare for battle how does Sombra died she's like in the middle of everyone another one's like another two three one the battle has begun thank you [Applause] enemies double kill I ride again come on sniper attack all right baby girl I'm back here you might want to play the tutorial .com realm Royale do you understand this [ __ ] is like screaming in my [ __ ] ears oh we're getting rocked in this game dude yeah starting here killing spree killing spree forgive me or the house I stand still works Splash out enemy killing spree you're already dead enemy Rampage oh princess I ride again all right beginning combat training take way too hot in here oh Jesus Christ what is this that one what the main difference between this game and OverWatch is that you pick a character and you're a lock to that character but before you go into combat you have like these cards that you can use for that change like the way your character behaves one and so like Yu-Gi-Oh and you can buy Cards like in game to the like buff your character all right kind of cool enemy killings for instance there's like a flying guy and you could spec them like them to like play exactly like tomorrow or you can make them like more uncontrollable and do more damage [ __ ] like that sorry enemy Rampage my Loadout is kind of like a mix between like Soldier 76 and like Reinhardt right now basically well the house I stand skullwood yeah but my Shield's like not very good I have expected The Shield's not that good but I do a lot of damage give him an enemy is Unstoppable Rampage how does that not kill you what the hell so dumb enemy killing spree princess I ride again oh triple kill baby tribe will kill cross play allow all this is cross pleco sure and double kill because you guys don't play quick plays for the house I stand by credits I'm sorry OverWatch no mercy the living of Tombstone the living future still really well everything's at like 26 and it's like still now I just turned mine down 22. 00 dude I need you in here all right I had to change all my I had to respect so you got to choose a character and you gotta fall in love with it because you're gonna play up the whole game who's this witch girl I'll show you my preferably a Healer so we can actually win yeah who's this girl is this girl a Healer she looks badass a flamebrinder a flamebringer I don't know which one is that one all right put the stream up for you man so you can see oh let me see yeah so let me help you do your loadout so do I go to Champions go to Champions yeah uh no don't go back [Music] oh this girl's even [ __ ] bigger titties dude who's this [ __ ] uh links I've never played like double ends bro you don't have all the heroes unlocked though you only have some of them [Music] yeah champions oh okay oh blind [ __ ] is she an acrobat she got big tits I think I played this girl she throws those little things out of this lamp yeah have you played this game before yeah I played it with you for like a split second and I think this was the only girl that I played she's a Healer right uh yeah sir ice yeah who else is a Healer Yang Is A Healer oh he says right here she's a Healer uh so like some of the heroes are in rotation and some of them are just like unlocked I think that's what happened last time she was like the only one that was in rotation oh this [ __ ] got [ __ ] a big old badge yeah he can play whatever you want you don't have to play healer dude I wanna go for it I want to play a Healer though but like uh well she gotta Pirie blade Kindle which one do you see like which one do you think I can stick with you and heal you I want to do like main heels and little damage I have no idea because I haven't played many inhalers okay so let me read these things then I played most of the tanks in DPS hmm wings of wraith surge backwards while launching seeking projectiles I know right I mean I'm gonna be most searing wrath that travels towards stunning and doing damage say rap battle Yeah what the [ __ ] a steaming rat okay so this one what are you doing bro I'll play this one okay so choose that one yeah and then you want to click at the top there's little bars and you want to go to the cards one Champion loadouts discards yeah and create a custom Loadout ah okay it'll be worth it because you get to inspect your character all you want increase stun duration who are you gonna be you're gonna be a tanker DPS uh probably gonna be a tank but I'm going to change my Loadout right now because I don't really like how it's working out I want to be more tanky I thank you what the [ __ ] was pyro strike I love it higher strike is my grenade okay not right foreign all right I think I'm good with the Slowdown that did you figure yours out yeah I need one more to get and so you give them additional points like at the bottom what is this five loadouts must contain yeah 15 points because there's little pluses and minuses under the cards oh okay generate so I can have one just [ __ ] stacked up to like ten yeah that's what I'm doing mine and I have because I basically have a guy with a sole rifle and a shield like Ryan and I have increased your maximum ammo by 15 heal for 125 seconds of every one second while your Shield is up increase maximum health by 450 and doing just some random ones that give me healing when I do abilities it's pretty tanky and have a lot of ammo are you going for stun duration dude we're about to [ __ ] some fools up yeah dude yeah a whole like almost a second I don't know if I should take um this is a movement speed I don't think we're gonna need a movement speed all right all right let me invite you invite you yeah you're not on my friends list how do I invite you sir I'm looking for you as well my name my name is big giant P unable to find a player invite by name b-i-g iant and then just the letter P and those no spaces there you are level six already dude you should see my Switch Account dude uh I didn't grab it in time okay I got it okay now put you as party leader I can't bro why are you focusing the old calm down are we in a party together I can't tell yeah yeah just put us in the game then go to play uh North America [Music] and get next Siege is my favorite but we could play any of them Siege is the one where I think I was just playing on the um practice mode there's the point you sit on the point with your homies and then you get it and then a cart generates and then you push that cart to the other side okay yeah that one looks Siege choose your champion customize your champion okay my um I'm cold how do I pick my pack my card pack that I had it'll choose you before the thing and there's like a Loadout too but you won't have any because you're not leveled up within the character you'll just be able to choose the first one do I have do I have my loadout yeah it should ask like right now I think okay yeah let me know when it asks you your talent but you only have the first one that asks you for years okay and then you can also buy items in here if you press I you can buy like additional booths I usually go for like more faster reload speed uh life still is good the battle is about to begin Nimble makes you faster but make sure you keep buying them like once the match starts at like every time you die buy more because it'll make you stronger oh how do I get on my [ __ ] horse open where are you sir I'm almost I'm at the front I'm captured what the hell is this I got one of them [ __ ] they're so hot I don't think I'm gonna go in there by myself gotta heal up a little bit oh [ __ ] right there oh you guys almost back yet oh yeah so you have to run out of combat to heal okay it's pretty good thing damn that's loud holy [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] him up over here I need your help though [Music] right here over here Justin's come help me find my shield [ __ ] the map sack I'm [ __ ] them up yeah I think we could hold this dude I love this map this is one of my favorites so soon look like I get rocked by who by me that's five in a row I'm on a rampage bro what the what do you mean I was out of the thing belly is one your character let's go okay Giga p ee I thought you're gonna say something else all right I don't know I just kind of like flew up in the air I just watched it very loud it's very loud it is very loud I heard a bong let's give a [ __ ] no you push harder [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah I need to learn my controls man oops [Music] thank you oh we did it dude did we do it yeah I still do the same way twice and it's so funny I got my old too my old life just picked somebody up and like slam them into a wall and kill them damn go back I need to change my movement ability I don't know I need to buy him tonight finally this totally right okay five four three two Armory so Maui literally said I'll let you know we can play when I get home from work I said bad let me know you said nah I'm going to sleep oh amen most people has been all those people I like oh now we're just doing them in dude over time come on look at that that's nasty bro this [ __ ] is like a sniper gun dude yeah she's like a DMR Widowmaker he [ __ ] straight up assassinated my ass no stay alive in the morning bye all right see you later seconds remaining ten nine I got you dude I got you three two I got knocked off running we're on it baby we won that one yeah so we got two points for that because we got it and we pushed it okay oh I use my ALT right at the last second like a dummy so all we have to do is get the objective down one all righty so grenade go back points spawning in 15 seconds I don't know nothing grenade heel from the Royal line four three two one [ __ ] suck my dick [ __ ] yeah he's a game dude I'm talking about grenade oh they're chickens did my reload speed is crazy dude that ain't no assault rifle Zach what the [ __ ] that's like a little pistol grenade launcher is this your play of the game like me because it's definitely me no but there's cards though oh is that me in front destructive force even though I'm a Healer used are you a Healer yeah I was the one keeping you alive the entire time that's crazy look at the damage that I did dude look at the damage or the shielding that you did this guy did way more I don't know how many how do I see how much healing I actually did because I want to know is this it credit kale kills deaths assist streaks of next time shielding okay I did 41 000 healing and the rat did 37 healing how do you look at that go all the way to the right it says one star Crown magnifying glass at the top and then it's one with the two boxes my damage is pretty good your damage was [ __ ] outstanding yeah dude you gotta be this girl I mean you did do protecting with the shields but dude this girl with this Loadout that I just did I was straight clapping fools yeah let's do it again do those fun let's do it again how do I get out of here oh can I give you a gift oh it costs money yo you can claim 800 coins right now that's pretty good how oh well it was like over the top right you like my little CD picture your champion no one take my champion you can have one with [ __ ] Dragon titties I should probably make a Loadout just in case somebody snags man for another class another character I used to play Ruckus Ruckus is pretty good the ball he's like a robot I don't know robot goblin thing robot gobbler look at us two noobs over here Betty La Bamba are we playing against computers Zach um these don't look like I'm looking at our names uh what is this kennel Soul heals up to 18 additional health nobody take my my player I don't know how to play anybody else I don't know if we're playing against bots maybe because you're such a little level I'm not really sure um yeah like I'm looking at the names right now it's like croissant Dragon versus the tactician these are fun no wonder we're having such a good time hey whatever get the hang of it yeah until we get [ __ ] rocked by real people the battle has begun foreign [Music] push the payload foreign yeah it is a shotgun that I have okay products spawning in 15 seconds five four three two one stay safe oh okay so you have to put us in the game without Bots next round it was awful no Ryan's for a little chicken little chicken we're a little chicken little I think I think my older one of the to be a little frisky but you got a crush on you I think she does oh yeah that's my boy I don't know bro but like it's like being here like super cool and everything like you know and like I get I guess you just saw other than all this weight I'm looking like a hunk you know you know I'm looking like a straight up hunk hold on one second [Music] that's so far [Music] all right Ruckus uh and belt [Music] thank you [Music] I wanna dream of that all right I'm back guys let's see so you gotta at the top it's just lets you choose between quick play ranked or oh no but your mic is messing up oh my bad is it me yeah it's you oh my bad I don't know what I'm doing is it like staticky or what yeah it's a staticky it's picking up like you're driving right so it's picking up all that [ __ ] [ __ ] let me let me see if I can fix it no no it's okay just don't ever do it again all right do you see it now dude I see quick play I See ranked I see training and I see custom should we just do ranked would that be no we just want to play quick play you want to do a rank You're Gonna Play so yeah here's quick play and then where do you see I mean we can play ranked if you want boy now if I'm gonna have to put your volume down dude that's it yeah let me let me let me cut I'll hit you back later okay okay okay leaders gator um okay Zach so I'm back here yes I don't know you wanna you wanna host the game um and because I can't I can't see anything here event pass well it's probably on training you put it on quick play so it's fine though no no it was on quick play oh it was because I yeah because I hit this and then quick play I unclicked all of these and I went Siege and I put join Q watch out again maybe maybe I just have to get to a certain level or just put us in rank dude you want to try a ranked one yeah try it out oh yeah I must be level 15 or higher okay so we're gonna have fun for the first couple dude this girl's like vaginas out and everything Siege I don't know how to play anybody else just to play a little Terminus Terminus is kind of fun yeah I should learn how to play them again I am cold to patterns thank you foreign hits an enemy Champion it stops moving until it ends and Deals up to 100 more damage the battle is about to begin thank you five four three two one let the battle begin foreign [Music] all right thank you I got shotgun in the back of the head I'm sure baby pins remaining too late [ __ ] I haven't died yet Point spawning in 15 seconds all righty all righty one you're way too big for your horse deck I will tell you that right now fast EST what level am I on my name I guess so beautiful I think I like that can you hear me well we'll see if this uh gets me back in the game still worked [Music] what was your name okay should I lose this game yeah okay this music is getting shut off dude thank you I sent you a friend request foreign strike is the thumb button [Music] [Music] are you my party I can't tell [Music] select players to invite to your party this guy alrighty let me see some things increase the stun duration by power strike and what is fire strike a special gift foreign character it'd probably be strix strikes strikes is such a good sniper I wish I knew he's basically got like that one shot headshot gun from Rome royalty guys now you can turn invisible he has he has the stealth dude oh and you can and you can have it run for like a really long last time Furia oh this one's dope Syria okay one more second second we'll be ready I wish I had the founders Edition like I did on the PS4 what's in the founders Edition gives you all the characters oh really yeah I don't know if you can still buy it probably not all right are you ready yeah I think fioria oh this [ __ ] got a [ __ ] blicky Siege yeah level eight dude baby Joshua I'm called to battle I like his torb pretty much yeah the price of greatness to like let's do weren't my first to talk foreign [Laughter] And So It Begins me you'll still be strong I heard when you push the targets you have to hold it you have to hold that button bring that key oh it's not yet just push it once Nami you just press it once or you can just toggle it off okay I see I see that's what I thought I thought it was a toggle not a hold oh yeah I love that [ __ ] lie to me a [ __ ] child is saying it's you have to hold it [Music] I'm gonna [ __ ] Tennessee [ __ ] off all night I wasn't on PC to be honest I've never played this guy actually I don't know because he said I don't know if any game on PC you like your girlfriend Jesse Robin my thing kills my best you like your new friend dude he's just talking to Tom I don't know who he's talking to who are you talking to bro I'm back at the end whoever's listening I guess I'm over here you don't talk to yourself my inner dialogue do you have any of that no what's supposed to talk out loud yeah I think but I changed it was like hey Josh how you doing look oh fine how are you doing that oh that's awesome oh [ __ ] I know people is like imagine if I was talking if there's just only bots in this [ __ ] Lobby like damn I must be going crazy I know y'all are in here okay I talked to myself and I text myself right now yeah since sometimes I sound myself taking it over there oh I didn't get you for heels oh something [ __ ] sucks it's about to go so nice to meet you [Music] all right we did it dude yeah this game these computers are pretty easy where the [ __ ] are the real players exactly you're like you like your new friend dude that guy just [ __ ] Kim oh look at big giant peepee got one solo kill dude that's Zack right there that was me wait up get out of here damn I got a lot of coins for that how many coins how do you see what coins you got I got 130. that's it oh no right here these triangle Diamond coins no yeah you got 21 I got 20. 42 000. coins what the hell are you seeing this [Music] why I uh let me see how many you have are you streaming so look at my coins oh oh I meant I meant like when you go out of the screen it tells you how many of total oh this backbite oh I got 44.62 for a bed I'm gonna be level five pretty soon I think level five is when you stop fighting boss said 15. oh no 15 for rain yeah you feel fresh Cindy yeah yeah stink ass yeah Siege choose your champion yo hey don't pick my character there you are again oh somebody took my character here who the [ __ ] took your character customized but if you want champion oh yeah both of you I am Marcio can you get off Kang please can you get up Kong please and thank you do it now for listen to me are you that Barbarian guy with the purple crystals in his chest um hey baby Yoda what's your real name baby Yoda Junior what's your real name Junior what's your real name baby Yoda tell me nice one right at the last second oh look at that [ __ ] tree and dude that guy's tight Groover look at the [ __ ] Turtle Zack you see him okay Emoji yeah watch out dude Breeze fire and [ __ ] he won't get close to me I'll [ __ ] leap backwards and send 200 missiles in his face big giant pee pee dude you come up with these [ __ ] names right [Music] the magistrate commands after this I'm gonna go to bed we'll pick this up tomorrow pick it up tomorrow fresh what oh all of a sudden who's your brain the battle is about to begin bye stuff this is five four get a killer two one the battle has begun but I got 2200 oh man [Music] I'm not gonna die again all right they're valid in the back man yo [ __ ] sniper gun s touch almost oh she altered in my face oh double-headed B p oh behind us interesting oh she [ __ ] like holding me again because Killing Spree 31 seconds remain s one Jesus Christ dude yeah these computers are getting pretty [ __ ] good [Music] in 15 seconds never heard of it oh yeah Zach is like oh yeah let's play this five I dude that's okay you get home so late poppy all right we're sorry I got a [ __ ] life that's cool this game is really [ __ ] loud that little turtle guy got here it sounds exactly like OverWatch and it sounds exactly like uh uh I don't know about Team Fortress but uh what's it called the other one the other day oh um Five Below I don't think we have enough damage all right I don't know if we can get them to start trickling in like this yeah but with a [ __ ] big ass catches almost dead Neil thank you oh this guy came here for the [ __ ] I guess very good triple kill Rampage this ballad girl isn't killing me at all anymore they're finally like focusing here or something dude look at the 30s look at The Knockout Reaper hilarious my eyes are [ __ ] watery I really feel like that oh you can buy your upgraded food yeah uh receive 21 healing increase your maximum beat oh Point spawning in 15 seconds [Laughter] yeah I wanna she doesn't really have like I want cooldown heel cooldowns like a chick right there he even sounds like like a Reaper I know they all sound like a version yeah on directly he's making fun of me so I'm clicking on my damn buttons don't make fun of me streaming Bro you can't say that damn yeah stop playing it girl stop playing don't live no I'm trying to save your life what off okay [Music] thank you foreign okay they're breaking that [ __ ] something Mauricio sorry we get a Kill yeah yeah you get like some points and [ __ ] 15 seconds remaining okay they're focusing me to the game in overtime [Applause] cancel that cancel that