Do you want me to get undressed? No, keep. >> [music] >> You're out of the car. Do it now. Step out. If you run, I'm going to taze you. All right. You're too fat to be a police. You just arrested me for no reason when you should have asked me in the car, are you lost? You should think and lose some weight. You're a police officer. You should look like me, skinny. >> [laughter] >> She's not going to lose any weight. She's going to get fatter. WOW! WHAT IF THAT WAS MELISSA? WOW! Can you do what I can do? That's pretty good. >> a cop. >> That's pretty [music] good. You're going 60 in a 30-mph zone. >> You're such a nerd. You look like a squirrel. You're so ugly. >> do that. You do realize YOU DON'T SIGN CONTRACTS IN JAIL. DAMN [screaming] IT. GET OUT. SIT DOWN NOW. STOP DOING THAT. NO, YOU [screaming] NEED TO SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME. I HAVE been so kind to you this whole time. Sit your ass down. NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. You don't have to say [ __ ] You're going to listen to what I'm saying. You're not going to sign it. I don't trust you with a pen. >> You have no idea what's going through my head what I would do to you. You have no idea what I would do.