thank you I'm gonna love you completely I'm gonna bone you discreetly and say hey about your flowers monster gpus hey wait a minute ah let me turn on my speech about speech impediment bot hey what's up Nobu how you doing see dude you already got watches man everybody watches I already got no boo the thromble a Nobu the humble did you get to get that Genji skin [ __ ] looks sick no what she looks Bonkers man some freaking Down syndrome Genji not doing so good I'm bloated you're bloated Nobu why are you bloated you had one too many beers nobody's a girl she's on her period oh thanks for explaining that to me hey wait a minute sadly oh I got three people watching bro four yeah perfectly poor gaming Yahoo join our perfectly poor gang bring it you guys ready to see the best if I'm gonna be honest Corona beer is too mild Jack might be worth it he says he only drinks Jack nope no Coronas I drink ipas Dodge your clutter drink water sup what's up Wendy the water good that's a turrets [ __ ] you up I am lagging right heels man why am I lagging I have no idea I'm just lagging for no reason [Applause] five people watching oh yeah where are the heels though hey already has Nano oh give me the Nano yeah boy that's what I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about boy okay I didn't hit shift but that works out oh yeah I'm still kind of lagging dude I don't know why I'm late oh my God they did a lot of damage to me I never seen a person that drinks champagne occasionally that's on celebrations not the daily routine nice dude I used to drink champagne all the time but I was [ __ ] no boost said they'd never seen a person who drink champagne regularly uh cardi BP okay foreign hello hey what's up skate how you doing yeah I used to drink champagne because it was cheap that one champagne is like super cheap hmm just good how about you doing good we're doing your mom's badge dude that's a good one are you gonna play Beat saber tonight no I'm probably not gonna play Beat saber tonight actually yeah maybe I will if you go play Zombies I might play Beat saber oh yeah I'm saying that Farah that mind is only for the artists that listen to Sonic music on a daily basis well I might be able to play in 30 minutes if you wanna play ball sack slapper dude I just beat saber they already [ __ ] take it down oh yeah risky charge but it paid off [Music] 15 more subs until 600. yeah dude I've been up to 585 Subs like three times now and then I lose Subs because I don't stream there's probably a mod for that probably a mod for what oh they got a teleporter up dude yeah I don't know where exactly it's right here I destroyed it just get ball shaped blocks and hands for Sabers and skate ninjas wishes granted ball sack slapper ball sack flapper final ball chance foreign hell yeah firefucker damn they're all alone not virus Rooter all right get him boy get him wow see you exactly why are Lucio jump off the map bro he's a Zen dude he [ __ ] sucks dick insults give me some good ones I prefer [ __ ] starter it's my version of Fire Starter but if somebody made it into a midi with less instruments my meat stick can play better than you it's just worse ones that likes what do you say Zach it's a poorly optimized game it's a shitty game it's just a shitty game while spelled with cheaters yeah yeah I love that video that I said to you man I was watching their like little oh yeah Recaps on it dude man it was like watching two-year-olds I was like what the hell's wrong with this I watched some of them I bet it damn can I think some that are actually decent Gamers like Nick merch I think he's a decent gamer he's the one who his team clocked the first official W for quads in Modern Warfare or two or Warzone 2 whatever your mom was really wet last night that's all right you know there's a couple others you know but uh the majority of them yeah just cheating hey anybody in here yeah dude we're in here yeah what's up man no in this chat you know you forgot about your original fans that's okay yeah the other oh geez man whatever is that they want me to say everything they want me to hear like a shout out to the OG they want me to say insults though you want us to insult Zach yeah go ahead Zach you're a fat loser and you have body odor hey yeah you smell it hey what's up I'm funny how you doing smell like a giant pack of dicks they're trying to teleport I was playing FR so sorry I was late so he's in there doing his job Jesse's just like scratching his balls yeah look how far goes I don't need to get in there ah [ __ ] immortality feel for reals man your mom's harder than a rock well everything why don't you ever call that out no medals your mom's harder than a rock bro I had gold DPS and then I [ __ ] lost it you have both DPS in your tank your dick looks like a seahorse that was impregnated your dick looks like a seahorse that was pregnant my mother has testicular cancer I feel like that's a compliment I feel like that's okay thank you check out this gun I don't understand let's play the game right there oh damn Zach what happened to you I have fingerprints on your dad's mustache dump big bag of dicks big bag of dicks came out of nowhere bro yeah came all over the place my dad has a beard slippery yeah just realized my camera's not on I should turn that on you ain't going nowhere [ __ ] what how did I get [ __ ] you saw it right it Ducks you bag of ducks my bag of ducks is bigger than your bag of ducks you bag of duck like wouldn't you watch your bag of dicks to be smaller than your friend's bag of dicks dude yeah oh that's a bag of ducks my bag of dicks I got an empty bag tea bag your mom left you for your dad my bag of dicks is bigger than your bag of dicks you bag of dicks here's a fun fact those sperm can crystallize [ __ ] put some damage in dude they slow you down and they [ __ ] give you all that charge uh can I just say some [ __ ] once in a while without you your ass is smaller than a microscopic dildo why'd you have to change correct spelling for improper spelling because it's funny oh my word is dropped off let's go my order oh what'd you get pizza what kind of pizza what the hell is an ultimate pepperoni is that [ __ ] perfect are you gonna scream beat saber tomorrow they put like 32 pepperonis on it BRB right now I found that by myself when I accidentally came on my skin the [ __ ] got dry on my skin and ended up acting as a hair remover okay I might join but my brother died RN your brother died you should uh play mercy and just raise him I mean so sad like if you agree PPG you wanna do modded multiplayer snitch ass [ __ ] dude kill that turret bro foreign the autocorrect in 30 minutes though omk I mean VR dude Ryan is [ __ ] one I got two players at least Ben is [ __ ] healing me right now make that push baby make that push penis penis gaming link your PayPal to your YouTube so I can donate one day you can donate to my patreon [Music] I like games I like Apex Legends oh my God they took so much damage and then just left me he just like altered into their whole team for some reason uh she's strong as [ __ ] yeah he even even said somebody said nice trans because that was [ __ ] when's the last time you played rec room on Zachary suction cup there fortnite fortnite fortnite last time I played rec room I don't know like a month ago stop five minutes ago no it probably hasn't been that long it's probably been like three weeks foreign are you gonna have face cam yeah I'll turn it on after this game put your ass in there's that thank you nice dude I want some [ __ ] ultimate Pizza I just want peace and you know oh I had pizza the other day never mind are you Ox Xbox or Ps no it's not dude and I had like I want to say nine pieces dude she was banging did I also eat like um you know how I'm on that diet I'm on a PC Korean barbecue oh nice Zack well kind of two different things being on a diet and being on a PC but yeah I can add you if you're on Xbox [Music] even on Xbox yeah what about PlayStation yep and it's cross-platform it's on switch too nice switch Nintendo what the [ __ ] did this guy go over there they're teleporting teleporting teleporting Splatoon 3 was my least favorite just the same as two and story was easier than beating Minecraft with keep inventory on I can't suck up my [ __ ] laser [ __ ] 30 seconds push them back oh come on [ __ ] good one I used to have Splatoon which Splatoon did you have [Music] [Music] a partners come on don't remember I haven't seen my switch in years how are we losing it because Maura dude is [ __ ] not healing anybody all right I forgot the uh yeah but I went I ended up using it to uh get my charge but I guess it didn't you said switch so it's either two or three and if you hadn't seen it in years it's obviously too no [ __ ] matter because in overtime like dude we're we're in like super overtime right now you had the best one and you hadn't seen your switch anywhere I got seven people watching Jesse damn dude when are you gonna start running promotions the 600th commenter will win this Nintendo switch oh don't worry Zach I'm not here I don't care about it hey Jesse did you hear Zach has uh seven viewers right now oh yeah I guess two the only weapons I remember was an umbrella that acts like a shotgun from his stream dude I thought that was cool and uh 600 subscriber wins balls oh man I almost got 600 subscribers dude how many do you think you had now you said you went from 583 to like 589 uh 585 oh poop up with me 600 sub gets to live with perfectly poor gaming oh [ __ ] dude we have people over there General child PPG is going to leader himself and nail his own Balls to the 600 subscriber as an ornament for your Christmas tree a perfectly poor gaming what time is it for you it's like nine o'clock deck the balls oh I like that ball skin that's just dope obviously of course no no it's not old whatever it is so everyone on that team is all right there's no [ __ ] no no no like uh like you get certain skins and certain things through like holidays yeah and whatnot and so like say if you bought it during that holiday you can have it forever yeah I know but the look like their full team was wearing snow [ __ ] oh maybe if they all get together yeah yeah sometimes they do that they go and ranked and they get like all the same icon yeah whatever it's like dude the last play last people that I used to play with 1234 you don't need any more you gonna play zombies now hell yeah what are you gonna be playing probably play some beat saber hell yeah dude whose balls balls hmm You're Gonna Play Rush e yeah probably hell yeah brushy's hard dude yeah on hard mode no there's only like one agility I thought you get to pick your difficulty not for the custom songs yeah hmm a lot of them EPG I'll get on beat saber in maybe 10 minutes so you wanna play modded multiplayer do normal multiplayer or custom modded I beaten Rush and I know the birdly theme skate ninjas like really good it's called smart race yeah didn't you um play with them one time like a stream though yeah I played with them the other day on stream he's like ridiculously good remember when I said autistic people listen to Sonic music on a daily basis I had a Canadian friend that did exactly that and claimed he was black despite being an 80s guy and owning a dirty mullet all right I'm gonna take a break for like just to set up I've eaten OV Sacrament and census but with no arrows all right Zach sounds good yeah all right stream I'll be back in like 10. he's extremely white and says just because he has a black friend means he can say the N word I'll wait my dude at nine in the morning dude I got time for our mission what