Hi, I'm Snoop Dogg and welcome to a reading of Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein. There must be more to life in having everything. >> Yes, there is. But I won't tell you what it is. >> Nor will I since I also know what it is. >> We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. >> Yes, we do come to think of it. >> Enigmas never age. Have you noticed that? >> As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. >> Subscribe you giant turkey ass [ __ ] or I'll pop a cap in you cranium. You punk [ __ ] Suck my cop.