Yeah. All right. So, listen. I appreciate you giving me your real information cuz now I found who you were. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You be careful. I seen you pulling on the door handle right here over that super legacy. Right. And then when I stop you, you hell. And then when I stop you, you start throwing jewelry out in the parking lot, which you admitted to. Oh, come on. You know you come. On December 30th, 2023, officers were called to the local mall after receiving reports of an intoxicated man stumbling through the parking lot. When officers arrive, they find the man barely able to stand up straight. So, they confront him. You all right? Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Bud, the bus is calling on you. Come here. Come here real quick. Were you on a bus? Right. Yes. Okay. You all right? Yeah. Where you What's the matter? Have a seat. Do you want a drink? I got surgery on. You got surgery? I had surgery. All right. All right. All right. All right. And uh I got breakfast on this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. I got you. You got ID on you real quick, bro. You got ID on you. Real quick. Yeah. Lot 14. All right. No worries. No worries. We'll get you right at it. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. What's your first name, man? Clifford. Clifford. Yes. All right. All right. Back up a second. C L. Uhhuh. Get it. FF C L I F. Yes. O R D. O R D or A R D. O R D. O R D. What's your uh last name, Clifford? What's your middle name? I don't have one. You don't have one? Okay. Uh, spell your name again for me. Uh, Clifton. C L I S T O N. Clifton. What? How old are you? I am 64. What's your birthday? 1958. What's your birthday? 1958. No. The year, month, and day. What year? 19. You got any idea in here real quick, dude? No, sir. I Cuz you keep giving me different names and different addresses and your name. Yeah. Yeah. You keep changing your name and your and your birthday. Just be truthful to me. We'll get you out of here. My birthday now? What's your birthday? I got to see you one time. What is it? What is it? Yeah. How old are you? 64. 64. 65. 65. Next year. You don't have any idea? No. What do you got? I was hoping I had What do you got? Anything? You got a cell phone? Nothing like that? No. Uh, nothing. You got some stuff in your pocket. What do you got in there? I just lost my [ __ ] cell phone today. You lost your cell phone today? Yeah. Let me see. What do you got here? Nothing in my bus. See? Okay. What about your pass pockets here? What do you got? Okay. Take your smokes. So, tell me your name again. Clifford. Clifford. Yeah. Spell it for me. C L I F O R D. C L I FF O R D. Yeah. Yeah. Clifford. You ever been arrested before? Uh yeah. Once or twice, right? Where? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whereabouts? Uh Westfield. Westfield for what? Uh shoplifting. Shop. Bobling. Let me guess. Possession. No. No. Dope. No. No. Correct. Hell nothing. Just shoplifting, right? When was the last time you arrested for shoplifting? That's a while ago. A [ __ ] Okay. Whereabouts? He said I changed Westfield. Yeah. Okay. And spell spell your name for me real quick again. L I F O R D O R D. What's your middle name? J. Middle name is J. What is it? Are you a junior or senior or anything like that? Uh, see you. Seen you. Hang tight one second. All right. All right. All right. Hang tight. Clifford, where you coming from today? Uh, New York. From New York. Yeah. What are you doing up here? Shopping. Doing a little shopping. Yeah. And what are you looking for? What's that? I want to find nice pair of sneakers. Nice pair of sneakers. Do you want to Do you want to take a seat? No, I'm not. You sure? Do you want to go lean up against the wall? Nah. No. What kind of sneakers you looking for? Back. Huh? Look back. My foot will be all wet. No. No. This is This is all right. Listen. Uh, what kind of sneakers you looking for? Who? What kind of sneakers? Watch the curb there. Oh, boy. What kind of sneakers? You going to get a pair of Nikes or something? dinner. I think I want some. Some what? Irachis. Harach. The Nikes. Yeah. Okay. I think. Watch watch watch. I'm getting up. I just Do you want to take a seat for me now? I don't want you to fall and split your wig open. You know what I'm saying? Sit down on that bus. Huh? Forever. That's I just I I want to make sure you're okay. Yeah. I don't want you to fall and get hurt on me. Then I got to call an ambulance. Okay. Right. Yeah. You want to lean up against the the door by the glass over there so your coat doesn't get all white. Let's go right over here in this corner over here. Careful, careful, careful. There you go. There you go. Perfect. When's the last time you had something to drink or something to eat? I eat this morning. You You had breakfast this morning? Yeah. What' you have? Oatmeal. Oatmeal. Mhm. All right. Anything to drink or no? No. Anything to drink? Just water. What else? Anything else? No. Stand up. Stand up. No. Nothing else with breakfast? Do you use it all? I use that. I don't know. Any any type of narcotics? Are you on any type of medication? No. No. Are you sure? No. Stand up. There you go. While one officer continues to question him and make sure he doesn't fall over and hit his head, the other runs his info through the system to see if they can figure out who they are dealing with. Clifford, I I really I would like for you to have a seat. Why? Because you're you're like you're going to like fall over and I don't want you to hurt yourself. No, I'm not. I'm not. You keep you keep kind of nodding nodding off and you know getting low. I don't want you to hit the ground. No. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Not sure. All right. Yes, sir. What's going on, man? So, listen. I can't find out you. I spoke to Westfield police, man. They they can't they have no idea. So, just ask me this question. Westfield, you told me, right? Yes. I love I know. I understand. I'm just trying to find out who you are. What's your address? Where do you live? I incor. Yeah, I know where that's at. Right next to I know where it's at. New. That's your address right now. Have you ever had a driver's license? Yes. So, you had a license at some point in time, right? All right. Listen to me. I want you to do I'm going to ask you one more question. All right. Just do me a favor. All right. Listen to me. I need you to make sure that you give me Do you want to go to jail or you want to go home? I want to go home. So, tell me your real information. I did. Do give it to me again. Now, it's I told you. You told me more. Listen to your brother. You took twice. Now your last name. Spell your first name for me. L A W. I mean L I O D. And what's your last name? That's your middle name. What's your last name? We're going to try it again. Here's what we're going to do. You lied to me like three or four times. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. You've lied to me a couple times, right? So, here's Bro, listen. What I'm going to tell you is this. You would have been out of here 10 minutes ago, bro. Bro, listen to me. Here's here's the story, right? This is the last time I'm going to ask you information, right? So, I'm now I'm going to assume that this is your real information. Yes. When I come back and I find out it's not, I'm going to lock you out. Okay, fair enough. So, last chance. This is your information. Yeah. You got everything, Clifford? Yeah. All right. asking his birthday. And what's your what's your birthday? That's how I swear. Well, you just got to tell us your name. I told him my [ __ ] name. Yeah, but you gave him you gave him a different name before. Like what? You you I don't No, I wasn't here when he was asking you, but it wasn't your last name wasn't it was you were saying your last name was Oh, yeah. The first Where you going now? You leaving? Well, no. I just, you know, lit up a cigarette. I mean, stand over here. You good to go? You want to go? You You want to go to an ambulance? Huh? You want to go to an ambulance? You need help? No. You're good to go? Yeah. All right. So, listen. I appreciate you giving me your real information cuz now I found who you were. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. You be careful. Go do your thing. All right. I can't see. Thank you. I can't see his name. Valduchi. Huh? Balduchi. Valduchi. All right. You have a good day then. I appreciate you being honest. Okay. Thank you. After checking him out and confirming that he has no outstanding warrants, the officers let the old man go about his business. But less than an hour later, another call comes in about the same guy, but this time he was caught shoplifting. As officers move in, they spot him trying to ditch the stolen items. How you doing, man? Come over here. Where'd you get these gloves? Huh? Where'd you get these? Home Depot. May you? Huh? You did. Come here. Yeah. Home Depot. Come here, sir. Come here. Put your hands on your back. Put your hands. You get your hands. Hey, bro. Get your hands on your Oh, I see. You just dipped. You just dipped the ring. No, I did not. What are you doing? Turn around. Put your hand behind the back. Because you're not. Cuz I just saw what you did. No, he's not. I got him. 95. He was just throwing jewelry on the ground. He must have stole. I got a ring here. So, come over. I got him cuffed so they can respond with caution. Listen to me, dude. Officer, listen to me. What? You think I'm stupid? And I seen you pulling on the door handle of the car. No, I didn't put on that. I was watching the whole time. The whole body. I was looking through the mirror. What's funny is you didn't have his jacket on before. Oh, I didn't. Well, you got gloves. You got all kinds of stuff here. You must get out of the uh bus. You want to take these over here? be here. Come on, man. Be straight with me. I treated you fair. I treated you fair. Yes, you had. I treated you fair. Don't be still. Well, don't be foolish. You know what I'm saying? Well, don't be foolish. I see what you did over there. You threw a ring right on the ground right there. I didn't spill nothing, brother. You know what you're Can I show you something? You dug in my pocket and throw it out. Was that what happened? You threw it out because what you were doing, you were threw it out. Listen to me. You stuck your hand in your pocket when I when I grabbed you. That's why I yanked you the way that I yanked you when the ring came out. And guess what else? Look, the body camera caught it all, brother. You understand what I'm saying? Okay. I don't have nothing, man. My mask, my gloves, I have a gloves down here. Well, this rain coat. A rain coat. Everything ain't close. You understand? Come on, brother. You know, come on, brother. It's Christmas season greeting, man. Yeah. Well, listen, man. You can't be pulling on door handles and all the other nonsense. Oh my god. I didn't see how you got more jewelry right here, huh? You got more jewelry right here. Yeah. Yeah. for it. What else you got? Stay here. Oh, not my lighter. Come on. Can you pick that up? Yeah. Relax. Come on. Let's go. Have a seat. I told you you know why you're going to jail. Number no, you couldn't commit. You're going to be charged, right? Listen, you're under the influence of something, right? That's number one. Nothing, though. Hear me out. Number two, I seen you pulling on the door handle right here over that Super Legacy, right? Door handle. And then when I stop you, you have seat. And then when I stop you, you start throwing jewelry out in the parking lot. And what you admitted to. Oh, come on. You know you Come on. Swing your legs in, bro. I ain't no Okay, I told you. You already admitted it 3 minutes ago while you're on the body. Did that. Okay, bro. Put your legs in there. Listen, man. Put your legs. We'll get you in and out of here. You sure? Clown. Once they get him to the station, they do a more thorough search. And as it turns out, he was stashing dope in his hat this entire time. After being processed and charged, the officers let him go, only to receive a call a few hours later about the same guy shoplifting yet again. Please. Where'd you get that coat? Come on. Come on. Can I go? What do you think I'm stupid? Where'd you get this? Where'd you get this? Come over here, bro. Come over here. What are you stupid? It's the same guy. Give me hands. Drop it. Drop. What do you got in your hands? What do you got here, bro? What do you got? You know, my man. Oh, come on, brother. Come on, brother. Come on. Turn around. Come on, bro. Where is he? Come here. around. Hang on. I got him detained. He's throwing watches all over the parking lot. I got him. All right. I got to help you out. Take this off of here. Take this off here. What? Take it off. What else you got on? What's wrong with you? Back up on the way. 9:00 princess. Yeah, he's going to be locked up again. Steing, come on. What's wrong with you? Come on. Take your jacket off, brother. Take your jacket off. What else you got on you? Throw it on the ground. Drop whatever you got. Drop it. Drop it over here. Stop messing around with me cuz I know but you I know what you do. You throw things. No. Just leave it. Leave it. Just leave everything right there and I'll get it. That's fine. I can't do anything. Listen, I'm going to throw you on the ground. Why you Why are you Because I'm trying to be cool with you and I don't like when you're moving around like that, bro. Just hang out. Relax. Just relax. Huh? Come on. What's wrong with you? Hang tight right here. What's wrong with you? You got a jacket. Don't belong to you. All right. Hang. Hang up. Come on. What else you got on you, dude? You got a lot of stuff on you. Jewelry. What else you got? More jewelry. Where's it all at? Yeah. Where is it? In that pocket over there? Yeah. In that jacket? Yeah. Where do you have it? Are you having it in the other pocket over there? Nice. It's in there. There's more stuff in there, right? Okay. Come on over here real quick. Come on over here. Come on. Hop in here real quick. Come here, man. You got mess. I just got you. I got you again. This is This the same. This is your bag before right? Yeah. Just your charger. Yeah. Did you find any more dope? You want to put any more dope in your hat? Oh, boy. I forgot that was in there. Yeah, I swear. I forgot it was in there. You're a funny guy, brother. After his third run-in with police that day, the old man was arrested yet again and hit with charges for shoplifting, possession of narcotics, and disorderly conduct. At this point, it's less about whether he'll do it again and more about when it's going to happen.