What are you doing over there, man? What's that? What's that? I saw you pee earlier, like literally 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I could. You couldn't. You didn't drop anything over there, did you? On August 19th, 2024, officers performed a traffic stop on an Uber driver whose head and tail lights were turned off at 4 in the morning. Seems like a simple mistake, but officer noticed something suspicious. Let's see what happens. How's it going, my man? Hey, what exactly? You don't have any lights on. Oh god. Thank you. I'm sorry. It's okay. Oh my god, it's been a long night. Oh, I bet. Yeah. I mean, it's Monday morning at 4:00 a.m. Yeah. I'm an Uber driver. I was Ubering and Gotcha. Do you have your license on you? Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. I got I've been out, man, since like God, I don't even know. Gotcha. Yeah. You don't have You came by with no lights on. You got no front or back? Say, cuz it's like, yeah. Okay. There you go. Gotcha. All right, Mr. B. Okay. Well, I How do I pronounce it? Do you have an insurance card, Mr. Um, yes I do. All right. It is on my app. Cool. If you pull it up. Yeah. You said you're Ubering. Well, yeah, I was. And she has my personal number, so I was just taking her home. Your personal number. What does that What does that mean? that over, you know, like I kind of do Uber for her just like like you have the Uber account. Is that what you're saying? No, like he was my Uber driver. I met him and then I got his number. So now instead of going through the Uber app, I got his number. Yeah. Oh, okay. Because I'm a bartender. So normally they have cash on Where do you work at? I work at Blue Palm on Memphis and Fullerton. Okay. I've never been there. I don't even know where that is to be honest. They have amazing Mexican food. So it's not just a bar. It's a bar and grill thing. Yeah. dirty day, it's like a restaurant and then at night they make it into a club. But like they play Hispanic music all day long. Super loud and then but I know pretty chill vibe there though. Yeah, Wednesday nights they have R&B night and then they have like tons of deals. Like Wednesday's wing wing Wednesday, Tuesday is taco Tuesday with tequila. I think they have like burgers on Thursday. That is the correct one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Um, do you have an ID on you by chance? I don't have my ID. I really have my phone charger. Just your phone charger and your phone. Yeah, I charge you. That's the most important stuff, right? Well, I have What is your first name? Samantha. You have a last name, Samantha. How the hell do you spell that? All right. Give me one second. Okay. Hey, boss man. Yeah. Here. Hop on sign your ticket for me. Okay. All right. Yeah. Right over here. Are you still staying on Marlboro? Um, yeah. That's a good address for you. Sure. Well, if you had to get mail somewhere, where would it be? That that's Yeah, that's fine. My registered agent for my business, too. So, yeah, that's it. Oh, what kind of business you got? Uh, Happy Cat Cleaning LLC. Residential Cleaning. Gotcha. What's a good telephone number for you? No. All right. Can you like not give me a ticket? I mean, it's through headlights. I'm giving you a warning on the on the the back cuz you didn't have head you didn't have front or back and you were just going completely dark. It's probably Yeah, I know. It's probably connected to the same dial. Yeah. Well, I'm saying it's two different offenses. It's two headlights required and two tail lights required. And then also, just so you know, I know this is your dad's car or granddad. One of the two. Yeah. So, just so you know, technically having that I think Gillingham, is that what it is? Yeah. The bracket, it technically can't cover the state of Ohio. Mhm. And then also, which it doesn't, the sticker. Okay. All right. But I'm giving you a warning on that and the tail lights. All right. All right. After giving him a ticket, the officers decide to conduct a search of the vehicle. Things take a turn for the worse, though, when the driver acts increasingly suspicious. All right, man. So, the dog alerted. All right. Is there anything you want to tell me before I search it? No, man. Do you mind taking a seat next to her? I'm down. I'm on Patty with a 374. Okay, copy. in your pants. No, your hands up like this. Okay. Yeah, this gentleman already checked, but it's over the scale. Oh, it's my friend's weed scale that he left in the car that I found on the back seat. Yeah. So when I mean I don't know look at it. Heat. Heat. What are you doing over there, man? What's that? What's that? I saw you pee earlier. Like literally 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I could. You couldn't? You didn't drop anything over there, did you? Yeah. I'm just making sure, man. I just I don't I know, but people hide stuff all over the place. I just Okay. Okay. I'm just saying people hide stuff all over the place. So, so who's your both your No, not mine. I did not lie. If I need their views, it's both yours. Can you tell me officer? That shit's not mine. What's that? Can you tell the officer that I don't do? Okay, man. I don't even know what this is. This is [ __ ] man. Yeah. You know, rude. I'm the enemy. working every [ __ ] day paying taxes. Yeah. I'm the enemy that's No, not everybody. No, they don't. No, they [ __ ] don't. Look at all those people. And no one said you're the enemy, but I mean there's in your car. All right. I mean, it's You say it's not yours. Okay, it's not yours. No, I pick up. We'll put we'll put we'll put it in the report and then that will be that. Okay. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Is he a pee? He tried. We just looked. He tried. He didn't He didn't pee. That's why we thought maybe he had something like in his groin or something, but we didn't see anything over there. He didn't pee. He did. He acted like he was peeing, but he didn't. I I There's nothing wet. I mean, he said dead, but why you riding? That's why we we were looking like dude got to be I mean there's a little bit but not enough to go over there twice. I was like we had to drop some over there but um All right, man. I got one more thing for you to sign then you guys are good to go. Okay. All right. All right. You want to come over here? I don't understand. Like this is the ticket for the scale. Okay. You're the driver, right? You're not getting the scale. You're getting the scale. All right. Whatever comes back from that thing, that's up to the court to who to charge. I mean, how is it her in the front front seat compartment on the passenger seat? What was in the front seat? All right. I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to dig you around, dude. I don't know what's going on. So, this is not waverable. Which move did you have to go? Okay. Well, of course. All right. That'll be next. Well, this Friday. Okay. The 23rd. Mhm. All right. So, all I need from you is sanction on the X by signing it. You're not emitting guilt. You're standing up for copy. Same thing as the other. All right. I got Okay, man. Can is there any way we can get rid of the signal the headlights? No, I got to do both, man. All right. But you guys are good to go. I would uh strongly suggest to not carry things for friends. I mean, it's I wasn't carrying it for him, but left it in my goddamn car and I found it when cleaning my car this morning and I was like, I'll give it back to you when I have time, but he lives in [ __ ] Bunga on Sterns Road. I work in Cleveland, man. Cleveland's like where the money's at. No one is really taking Ubers out here. So, I was like, I'll get to it when I get to it. And yeah, I was literally driving to do that. Maybe next time it's a throwaway kind of thing instead of return kind of thing. I mean, those scales are like what? $9.99 on Amazon. No, he claims that scale was $100. So, I don't know. Must be precise. Good at weighing powder. But you're all set, man. Okay. I mean, like powder like it was like residue throughout your whole car. In your in your wallet. I don't want to scoop that up and test it, but I'm sure it test for something. After denying everything despite the evidence and faking to pee to go do who knows what, the guy was given a ticket for his headlights and drugrelated offenses and was let go later that night.