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<b>In this episode of Cop Cam Max, </b> <b>two sisters had a bit too much to</b> <b>drink at the Crazy Cucumber.</b> <b>The older sister</b> <b>cooperates with the police.</b> <b>The younger sister happens to be an</b> <b>expert on the law and the Constitution.</b> <b>When she arrives on the scene,</b> <b>well, you'll see.</b> <b>She's loud. Okay.</b> <b>She is very loud.</b> <b>Okay. So I want to let you know that</b> <b>the call that we got,</b> <b>we got a couple of calls.</b> <b>A couple?</b> <b>And they say that you</b> <b>And they say that you</b> <b>guys were in a fight.</b> <b>No, ma'am.</b> <b>And you were physically fighting.</b> <b>I mean, look at it. You will see her.</b> <b>I will apologize before she comes out</b> <b>for her behavior</b> <b>because she has a problem.</b> <b>What's the matter?</b> <b>Well, the girls had a little too much</b> <b>to drink this evening, and they need</b> <b>someone to come pick them up.</b> <b>Because Amanda's</b> <b>being crazy like usual.</b> <b>Tried to pay my dab. </b> <b>Trying to pay my tab.</b> <b>To pay your tab. Where is your card and</b> <b>where is your cash?</b> <b>Inside there are my cards and my purse.</b> <b>Okay. So where your</b> <b>purse is in the truck?</b> <b>Why are y'all even here.</b> <b>Well, you and your sister had a fight.</b> <b>Yeah, but we're not even fighting.</b> <b>We're arguing like we're both--</b> <b>That's true. Yeah, that happens.</b> <b>It's like why are you</b> <b>all even bothering us?</b> <b>We're not bothering you.</b> <b>Why does it matter what I'm doing?</b> <b>Well, your dad's coming to pick you up.</b> <b>Okay, so what does it</b> <b>matter why y'all here?</b> <b>So let's get your wallet.</b> <b>For y'all to be here.</b> <b>Like, basically, you wanna pull up</b> <b>statues the laws. </b> <b>Y'all can go to the F alone, right?</b> <b>I ain't driving my car.</b> <b>Sweetheart.</b> <b>So give me the F alone.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>I aint talking to</b> <b>either one of you guys.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>I'll retain a lawyer so y'all</b> <b>can go to mind for business.</b> <b>I'm so sorry.</b> <b>And I give my shit because it's hard.</b> <b>I understand--</b> <b>Leave me the F alone.</b> <b>I get where you're coming from.</b> <b>No, but why are we all even here?</b> <b>Why are we all even here?</b> <b>Who coranize you?</b> <b>Did you call?</b> <b>No.</b> <b>No, but like, so why are you-- you're</b> <b>talking to me about me?</b> <b>So why are y'all here?</b> <b>Amanda.</b> <b>And by physically doing that, I'll try</b> <b>to do my tab at the bar.</b> <b>Well, no one's</b> <b>preventing you from doing that.</b> <b>So why are y'all here?</b> <b>So all go by your way.</b> <b>No, you don't want Amanda.</b> <b>No, you're talking to Brittany.</b> <b>We're talking to Brittany.</b> <b>It's okay.</b> <b>I understand why you're stressed.</b> <b>No, I get that.</b> <b>I understand why you're stressed.</b> <b>Why are y'all going to be F'ing</b> <b>involved in what's going on?</b> <b>It's okay.</b> <b>Take a deep breath.</b> <b>No, y'all need to be fighting for her.</b> <b>Dad is coming to get you.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>Do you really?</b> <b>Yeah, I know, but this is</b> <b>my truck and my sh# t.</b> <b>No one is talking about it.</b> <b>No one is talking about it.</b> <b>No, I don't want y'all talking about it.</b> <b>Just ignore her, okay?</b> <b>It's called </b> <b>The best thing</b> <b>you can do at times.</b> <b>Work on the deep breathing.</b> <b>Disorderly conduct.</b> <b>It's my truck, my sh#t.</b> <b>And you're in public.</b> <b>Yeah, who cares?</b> <b>What am I doing that's in public?</b> <b>I'm mad at you guys for being here.</b> <b>Just ignore her.</b> <b>Just ignore her.</b> <b>and being involved</b> <b>in this situation.</b> <b>Mind your business then.</b> <b>You're going to jail, Amanda.</b> <b>Shut up.</b> <b>No, I'm not.</b> <b>Shut up.</b> <b>They have no basis for that.</b> <b>You're going to jail.</b> <b>No, I'm not.</b> <b>Shut up.</b> <b>No, I'm not.</b> <b>They have no basis.</b> <b>Wait. What's the last</b> <b>four dads' phone number?</b> <b>1528.</b> <b>1528.</b> <b>You're going to jail.</b> <b>For what?</b> <b>Shut up.</b> <b>Just ignore her.</b> <b>I know the laws and the statues.</b> <b>And guess we'll</b> <b>go to court</b> <b>and see what happens.</b> <b>We can all go to court </b> <b>and see what happens.</b> <b>Hi, Terry.</b> <b>It's officer D'Ambro again.</b> <b>Look it up and proove that I'm wrong.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>I'm just wondering if you could speed</b> <b>it up a little bit.</b> <b>Amanda, get a little</b> <b>bit out of control.</b> <b>And we're hoping not to</b> <b>for disorderly conduct.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>Relax.</b> <b>Ignore, ignore.</b> <b>Do you want to sit in my</b> <b>car just so you can get away from her?</b> <b>Can you please tell me</b> <b>why you're bothering me?</b> <b>We're talking to her.</b> <b>I know.</b> <b>It's my truck.</b> <b>Hey, here's dad!</b> <b>This is not hers.</b> <b>It's mine.</b> <b>Amanda?</b> <b>So why y'all here?</b> <b>Amanda, talk to Dad.</b> <b>So why are you guys here?</b> <b>Wooa </b> <b>Don't touch ... Do not touch her.</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>Do not F'in touch her.</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>I don't give a F.</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>Why?</b> <b>This is my truck.</b> <b>Am I driving it?</b> <b>No. Keys in my hands? </b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>It's not me. </b> <b>It's Amanda.</b> <b>I don't give a ... I know the laws motherFers. </b> <b>No</b> <b>No I didn't touch it</b> <b>it's just a phone.</b> <b>I touched the phone.</b> <b>I'm here not today.</b> <b>You have a camera on. See it.</b> <b>Do not touch him.</b> <b>I touched the phone.</b> <b>Do not F'ing touch him.</b> <b>So why are you here?</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>We're giving you an option.</b> <b>Why are you all here?</b> <b>Why are you guys here?</b> <b>Am I driving?</b> <b>Where's he at?</b> <b>No, I'm trying.</b> <b>How far away are you?</b> <b>I'm trying to pay my tab. </b> <b>So why are you all here?</b> <b>Amanda! Shut up.</b> <b>Why are you all here?</b> <b>Why are you guys here?</b> <b>How far away are you?</b> <b>I asked you guys a question.</b> <b>Amanda, get the F out of there.</b> <b>Why are you here?</b> <b>It's hard to hear over all the</b> <b> Why are y'all here?</b> <b>Why are you guys talking to me?</b> <b>We're not. We're talking to her.</b> <b>So, this is my truck.</b> <b>Okay, very good.</b> <b>So, then get away from it. </b> <b>How far away are you at this point?</b> <b>Personal, is this like,</b> <b>Personal property?</b> <b>Shut up!</b> <b>Get away from it.</b> <b>He's by the way, 99, 441.</b> <b>This personal.</b> <b>Okay</b> <b>This personal property.</b> <b>Right?</b> <b>Why y'all messing with it?</b> <b>Sorry.</b> <b>Why y'all messing with it?</b> <b>Hey, you know, tell me</b> <b>you can pull the statues?</b> <b>Personal property, right?</b> <b>Why are y'all here?</b> <b>Oh my God, get the</b> <b>F out of their faces.</b> <b>Am I driving?</b> <b>Get out of their faces.</b> <b>Do I have keys in my hands?</b> <b>Sweetheart, get your--</b> <b>Why, no, no, no,</b> <b>(inaudible)</b> <b>This is my truck.</b> <b>I'm talking to your sister.</b> <b>You need to leave me alone.</b> <b>I'm not even trying to talk to you.</b> <b>Don't talk to me then.</b> <b>You can go pay your tab.</b> <b>I can do what ever I want.</b> <b>I can go to f**in tate if I want to.</b> <b>Go for it, have fun.</b> <b>Leave me the F alone.</b> <b>Okay, so Brittany, why don't you</b> <b>you want to take a little walk?</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Let's go to the back of this car.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>Just don't </b> <b>Ignore your sister.</b> <b>Don't talk to your sister.</b> <b>Ignore, just ignore.</b> <b>Why are you bothering her?</b> <b>Hey, why are you bothering her?</b> <b>Just put your arm down.</b> <b>Why are you bothering her?</b> <b>If she touches me.</b> <b>Why are you bothering her?</b> <b>No, I will.</b> <b>Why are y'all talking to her?</b> <b>Back the F up.</b> <b>Why are you guys having her?</b> <b>I'm sorry.</b> <b>Why are you talking to her?</b> <b>Go that way.</b> <b>Why are you talking to her?</b> <b>Don't touch me.</b> <b>Why are you talking to her?</b> <b>I didn't touch you.</b> <b>I didn't touch you.</b> <b>Go pay your tab.</b> <b>I didn't</b> <b>I can do what I want.</b> <b>I can sit here.</b> <b>You can't touch your sister.</b> <b>Why are you talking to her?</b> <b>Why are you talking to her?</b> <b>She didn't drive.</b> <b>So why are you talking to her?</b> <b>So y'all go about your business</b> <b>and go drive somewhere else.</b> <b>Just ignore your sister.</b> <b>Why are you talking?</b> <b>No, don't ignore my sister.</b> <b>Cause I know the law of motherFers?</b> <b>Why are you talking to my sister?</b> <b>Are people turned</b> <b>But, why are you talking to my sister?</b> <b>Why?</b> <b>She's grown. You're grown.</b> <b>But why talk?</b> <b>Hey, no, but why the F</b> <b>are y'all talking to her?</b> <b>Why are you and you talking to her?</b> <b>Why?</b> <b>Amanda!</b> <b>Just keep it going, Brittany.</b> <b>Why? Yeah, exactly motherFers.</b> <b>You're doing a great job.</b> <b>Shoudn't you call your sergeant?</b> <b>Go ahead.</b> <b>MotherFers, should</b> <b>we call your sergeant?</b> <b>And ask you why you (inaudible) my sister?</b> <b>Well, she ain't driving.</b> <b>Should we call them?</b> <b>Are you going to take her off?</b> <b>Let's go ahead.</b> <b>Hey, call your sergeant.</b> <b>Go ahead.</b> <b>Call them.</b> <b>Let's call them right now.</b> <b>That's why you ain't doing it.</b> <b>Because you're scared,</b> <b>you're going to lose your sh#t.</b> <b>I am scared.</b> <b>You're going to lose your pension</b> <b>and this and this.</b> <b>Then leave us alone</b> <b>and go about your business.</b> <b>Okay, we will.</b> <b>Go pay your tab.</b> <b>Go first.</b> <b>Leave the F alone.</b> <b>Like go how you call them.</b> <b>Bitch, I know those are laws, okay?</b> <b>I bet you never write any</b> <b>statue in your life, girl.</b> <b>I bet you never read any</b> <b>statue in your F'in life.</b> <b>You shouldn't even be a cop then.</b> <b>You should never even be a cop.</b> <b>Okay, guess what?</b> <b>I'm a bio ... I'm a chemistry major.</b> <b>I'm a chemistry major.</b> <b>And I know more than you.</b> <b>So go about your business.</b> <b>Stop messing with my F'in sister. </b> <b>So go mind your F'ing business</b> <b>and go about your F'ing way.</b> <b>How far did my dad say?</b> <b>Goodbye.</b> <b>He's at the drive-in.</b> <b>You guys have anything on us?</b> <b>Hey, what did you have on us?</b> <b>Where do you have on us?</b> <b>Literally nothing.</b> <b>So why are you still here?</b> <b>Go ahead, pay your tab.</b> <b>But why are you still here?</b> <b>Did I almost sit in my car </b> <b>call Uber</b> <b>So you can't get me for drunk driving. </b> <b>So what's on us?</b> <b>Literally nothing.</b> <b>So you're wasting your F'ing time</b> <b>you should be catching killers and sh#t.</b> <b>Amanda, you have three</b> <b>seconds to cross the street</b> <b>or you're going to be</b> <b>under arrest for disorderly conduct.</b> <b>You should be</b> <b>catching people who have problems.</b> <b>Stop talking to the</b> <b>police like that, Amanda.</b> <b>Brittany, Brittany.</b> <b>She's just like me.</b> <b>Brittany, take a walk.</b> <b>Take a walk, Brittany.</b> <b>What are you going to do?</b> <b>You gonna worry about </b> <b>about us arguing.</b> <b>We're getting real close.</b> <b>A sibling argument.</b> <b>That's your big problem for the night.</b> <b>Wow, great job, Ocala.</b> <b>Don't get hit by a car.</b> <b>Hey, great F'in job.</b> <b>I'm not even gonna, yeah.</b> <b>Oh, here we are.</b> <b>Here we go.</b> <b>I'm just gonna keep going.</b> <b>She gets into</b> <b>my face again this time.</b> <b>It's done.</b> <b>Can I have my sh#t?</b> <b>I don't have nothing.</b> <b>You have my vape in your hand.</b> <b>Oh, here you are.</b> <b>Thank you.</b> <b>This sister bullsh#t.</b> <b>So why are you all even here?</b> <b>Like, why are you here?</b> <b>Like, why like, legit,</b> <b>like, legality and</b> <b>like those court of law</b> <b>that shows you should be here?</b> <b>Zero.</b> <b>And I can prove it.</b> <b>I'll go look at the </b> <b>statue right now</b> <b>and show that y'all have</b> <b>no right to be bothering me.</b> <b>no right to be bothering me.</b> <b>Zero.</b> <b>Cause I ain't driving the car.</b> <b>Neither is she.</b> <b>We're not even talking to you.</b> <b>Well, like why else am here?</b> <b>Shouldn't be</b> <b>talking inside of the road.</b> <b>Isn't that illegal for y'all to be</b> <b>standing in the middle</b> <b>of the road?</b> <b>That should be illegal, isn't it?</b> <b>I ain't F'in stupid.</b> <b>Annoying and deafening.</b> <b>I want her trespassed from my premises.</b> <b>You would like her trespassed? </b> <b>I'm the manager of Crazy Cabs.</b> <b>I want her trespassed from my premises.</b> <b>Is she disrupting your business?</b> <b>Yes, she was standing in</b> <b>my dining room screaming.</b> <b>Why, because I wanted my phone to be--</b> <b>Listen to me.</b> <b>I wanted my phone to be--</b> <b>Cause she needed to be standing out?</b> <b>Prove it.</b> <b>I wanted my phone in my car.</b> <b>She came in while my</b> <b>guest, my server was at a table,</b> <b>slammed a bunch of money down,</b> <b>started screaming in the cusses.</b> <b>You're a liar.</b> <b>You need to watch your mouth.</b> <b>You need to watch your mouth.</b> <b>You are as godd@mn liar</b> <b>Watch your mouth.</b> <b>Put your name down and</b> <b>then sign.</b> <b>Freedom of Speech</b> <b>Second Amendment.</b> <b>It's called freedom of</b> <b>f'in speech, okay?</b> <b>Second amendment, constitution,</b> <b>Print it out George Jefferson and sh#t.</b> <b>You wanna arrest me</b> <b>for bothering you guys.</b> <b>I wanna get my purse.</b> <b>and my sh#t</b> <b>I am so sorry.</b> <b>I gotcha.</b> <b>Do you all know where my keys is?</b> <b>I'm not gonna drive. </b> <b>All right, gotcha.</b> <b>If you're not gonna drive, that's fine. </b> <b>I wanna lock it up.</b> <b>I wanna make sure I'm</b> <b>locking my sh#t in my car.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>So when you ask my sister</b> <b> what am I doing?</b> <b>What am I doing?</b> <b>Stop, stop.</b> <b>You're going to jail.</b> <b>For what?</b> <b>For what?</b> <b>For what?</b> <b>For disorderly conduct.</b> <b>Stop fighting.</b> <b>Stop fighting.</b> <b>I'm not being disorderly.</b> <b>Stop fighting.</b> <b>Oh yeah, I'm being disorderly.</b> <b>Yeah, you're right.</b> <b>There we go.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>Yeah, I'm talking.</b> <b>Where's my Mirror Rights, right?</b> <b>Are you supposed to read that?</b> <b>You're gonna break my wrist?</b> <b>I mean, you wanna go to jail,</b> <b>but you wanna lose</b> <b>your badge</b> <b>and break my wrist?</b> <b>Hey, y'all got that little</b> <b>camera on you guys, right?</b> <b>Hey, y'all wanna lose your shit</b> <b>for breaking my wrist, right?</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>How am I disorderly conduct?</b> <b>So I can't wait till y'all lose.</b> <b>Y'all's F'in badge.</b> <b>If you're up, hey, you ain't married</b> <b>because you're a sh#tty-ass person.</b> <b>And guess what, I can say that because,</b> <b>hey, that's the Second Amendment. Isn't it?</b> <b>Hey, isn't that the Second Amendment?</b> <b>I can do what I want.</b> <b>Right, but you're arresting me,</b> <b>for saying what I want, right?</b> <b>Hey, you're arresting my ass,</b> <b>For saying, what the F I want. </b> <b>You put handcuffs on me</b> <b>You put handcuffs on me</b> <b>when I went to grab my purse.</b> <b>Hey</b> <b>Stop resisting.</b> <b>I'm not resisting.</b> <b>I'm not resisting.</b> <b>Okay, that's another--</b> <b>How am I resisting?</b> <b>Just relax.</b> <b>How am I resisting?</b> <b>I am relaxed.</b> <b>Stop talking.</b> <b>We're wishing to get a social--</b> <b>You're gonna get another charge.</b> <b>I Second Amendment, motherFer.</b> <b>Okay, okay.</b> <b>I'm allowed to say what I want.</b> <b>Don't resist.</b> <b>Second</b> <b>F'ing Amendment.</b> <b>Second Amendment, bitches.</b> <b>Okay, stop, Amanda.</b> <b>Yo, y'all wanna touch my boobs?</b> <b>I have to check anyway.</b> <b>You have to check.</b> <b>Stop.</b> <b>For what?</b> <b>Cause I went in my purse.</b> <b>I went in my purse.</b> <b>You F'in a$$holes.</b> <b>Shut up.</b> <b>I went in my purse.</b> <b>You F'in a$$holes.</b> <b>You're going back to jail.</b> <b>I have to bond you out again.</b> <b>Good. I hope I have a good </b> <b>lawsuit this time.</b> <b>Stop resisting.</b> <b>I hope I have a good </b> <b>Stop resisting.</b> <b>Sh#t, you probably won't--</b> <b>This is hot as F.</b> <b>I owe my face to your goddamn hot car.</b> <b>You F'in dick.</b> <b>You can burn my F'ing</b> <b>face, you piece of sh#t.</b> <b>Bottom first.</b> <b>Oh, I'm resisting arrest because I</b> <b>talked to y'all like sh#t.</b> <b>Watch your foot.</b> <b>Yeah go head.</b> <b>Bitch, you f'ing c#nt.</b> <b>I can't wait to court for this.</b> <b>You guys became cops</b> <b>because you're f'ing nobodies.</b> <b>Oh, because me and my sister arguing</b> <b>You're about to lose all your sh#t.</b> <b>I said it all on your little F'ing</b> <b>little red light camera.</b> <b>MotherFer</b> <b>OK</b> <b>And guess what?</b> <b> You're not allowed to be involved in it </b> <b>unless I'm breaking a crime.</b> <b>Let's see how it hands up in court, b#tch.</b> <b>And I'm allowed to say b#tch, </b> <b> because what are you going</b> <b>doing to you about it.</b> <b>It's called a freedom of speech.</b> <b>That is your right.</b> <b>Yeah, you damn right.</b> <b>I am right.</b> <b>So you have it like</b> <b>you're going to arrest me for what?</b> <b>Grabbing my purse, my F'ing car?</b> <b>Disturbing the peace.</b> <b>How am I disturbing the peace?</b> <b>You're disturbign my</b> <b>peace first, motherFer.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>I wasn't even F'ing bothering you.</b> <b>I wasn't even F'ing bothering you.</b> <b>I asked you to leave me alone.</b> <b>So how the F am I</b> <b>disturbing what F'ing peace?</b> <b>B#tch.</b> <b>Zero.</b> <b>And its on your little camera. </b> <b>So go ahead and try to F'ing pretend that I was</b> <b>disturbing what peace?</b> <b>So go ahead and try to pretend like</b> <b>y'all can do this little bullsh#t.</b> <b>But guess what?</b> <b>Y'all have this little thing on your chest</b> <b>that shows it f'ing all.</b> <b>And that's why y'all show up to court.</b> <b>So it gets dropped, right?</b> <b>So no one gets in trouble.</b> <b>Oh, this goes to court, I guarantee</b> <b>Right</b> <b>That's what happens, right?</b> <b>Let's go to court.</b> <b>I'm gonna put you on the court and</b> <b>y'all won't show up.</b> <b>So it gets dropped, right?</b> <b>I know that's how it f'ing </b> <b>goes. I aint a f'ing idiot.</b> <b>I'm 32, motherFer.</b> <b>I aint a f'ing dumbass.</b> <b>Hey, y'all didn't read my Miranda</b> <b>rights, by the way.</b> <b>It's on your shit.</b> <b>Why do you think I need to read you ...</b> <b>It's proven, isn't it?</b> <b>It's proven.</b> <b>Hey you're not,</b> <b>Neither one of y'all</b> <b>said you were detaining me.</b> <b>And neither one of y'all said you read</b> <b>me your rhyme, my rights.</b> <b>And you haven't.</b> <b>You're not letting me talk.</b> <b>But you didn't, right?</b> <b>But you know, no, that's a law, b$tch.</b> <b>I ain't F'ing stupid.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>How's it gonna look up in court when</b> <b>you did none of that and</b> <b>it's proven on y'all's camera?</b> <b>Just fine.</b> <b>How's it gonna look?</b> <b>Just fine?</b> <b>Yes, ma'am.</b> <b>So y'all didn't read my</b> <b>rights when you arrested me?</b> <b>Yes, ma'am.</b> <b>It's gonna look just right.</b> <b>Okay.</b> <b>Whenever you want to say make help, you</b> <b>better sleep at night, motherFer.</b> <b>Actually, you guys disturbed the</b> <b>F'ing piece by F'ing bothering me.</b> <b>There is all a piece until you started</b> <b>F'ing talking to me.</b> <b>Right?</b> <b>That's not true.</b> <b>That actually is true.</b> <b>It's shown on your camera. That there was</b> <b>peace until your dumb asses</b> <b>started F'ing speakign to me.</b> <b>And like that won't hold up in a court of</b> <b>law of the F'ing statues.</b> <b>Like the goddamn statues will show</b> <b>that I did not supposed to do.</b> <b>But y'all did not do a godd@mn thing</b> <b>you're supposed to F'ing do.</b> <b>I hope you like like</b> <b>your job for right now.</b> <b>I do.</b> <b>Yeah, for now.</b> <b>Til you lose everything</b> <b>you ever F'ing had.</b>
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