I love you, Elon. [screaming] You sexy beast. Trump. >> On January 2nd, 2026, officers were dispatched in response to a woman who refused to exit an Uber. She refused to >> really my phone. >> I don't even know her. >> My phone. Sir, will you call me? >> Do you want to sir? Do you want to press charge for like trespassing? >> I don't even know her, you know. >> Do you want to press charge for trespassing herass? Get out. She >> dropped her phone in the back. I said, "Sir, please just my phone." >> Get out. Get out. >> I said, "Stop resisting. Get out. I'll pull you off. Get out." >> Put your hand behind the back. Put your hands behind the back. >> What are you doing? >> Listen. You're going to go to the ground. Stop. >> You want me to go to the ground? >> No, I don't. You want me to go to the ground? Put >> your hands behind back. >> I thought you put your pants behind your back. >> Sorry, my neck. >> Listen, >> I thought we were friends. >> Turn around. Turn around. >> I thought we were friends now. >> We're not friends. Put your hands behind your back. >> Then why are you doing this to me? >> Because I'm done with her. I have a lot better than that. I said this is my country. I said wall of America mother. I said you go to the ground. >> I said you stupid. >> I said you white n [ __ ] This is why we >> put your hands behind your back. >> Law enforcement. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> I said get the off me. >> Don't youing. I said get off here. >> Listen. >> I said get off. >> What do you tape? >> Are you going to listen or not? Put your hands behind your back. >> No, I'm good. >> I do. >> Yes, I do. >> Sounds good. >> Yes, I do. He just tased me. >> Officer, do you need us to help you? >> No, I'm good. >> Are you sure? >> Yeah. >> Put your hands behind the back. LET ME >> PUT your hand behind your back. >> Okay. Well, let me >> put your hand behind your back. >> Are you going crazy again? >> You got back up coming. >> Yeah, we got it. >> Is that the warden ma'am? >> Female gas. Have slip a riser for use of the force, please. Stand up. Stand up. >> How many times did I just >> Sir, do not go anywhere. Right. >> How many times did I just >> How many times did I just >> I just got tased like seven times. That's no joke. I just got tased like seven times. >> Seven times? Oh my. >> Have anything illegal on you? >> No. >> I don't mind my neck, please, gentlemen. >> Nobody's hurting your neck. All right. Just stay facing the vehicle. Do you have anything sharp on you? Anything that's going to hurt or poke us? >> No. >> Anything illegal? Any drugs or anything? >> What's that? My vagina bites. >> Your vagina wipes. Okay. >> I started bites. >> Bites. Okay. So, stand up straight. Lean back. >> Don't breathe on me. >> We remove one handcuff. >> Huh? Okay. We're going to remove your left cuff and we're going to take this uh bag off of your arm. Okay. >> All right. She's good. Anything illegal in you? >> No. >> All right. Sir, do not go anywhere. Right. cuz we we need the information. >> I will get your phone >> and I forgive you for cooperating doing everything. >> I love you, Elon. You sexy beast. Trump JD, you're great. Welcome to the Gulf of America in Man of War Harbor. I'm the freedom we fight for. And look at me now. Says 14. The subject was drive span. And let me direct you to the ground. >> Thank you guys for keeping me safe. I love you. Much appreciated. This is why I don't come to shore. Godamn it. My apologies. I love you guys. Thank you. >> She trespassed from her group. >> Yeah. She jumped in. She refused to leave. I asked him, "Do you want to press charge for trespassing?" He said yes. So then I >> I don't know her, you know. I don't know her. >> I mean, she's she's going to jail. So >> yeah, I don't know her. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I mean, if I didn't come around and she's not going to go out, she won't get out. >> Exactly. You're trespassing me from your Uber, guys. Come on. Let me out. I said unicorns and rainbows and golden glitter. Elon says, "Melissa, you know I wrote the entire internet, right?" And he said, "Where did you get that account?" I said, "The boy that wrote the white papers for Ethereum." >> Just just real quick, can you tell me what happened? >> Yeah. So, I walked by here and and this gentleman and that girl, they were like fighting each other in the car >> and officer said, "All right, I need you to get out of the car." and she wouldn't get out. So, he had to pull her out and then she fought him the whole time and he was just trying to get her under control. >> And so, he, you know, he had to he had to do some extra stuff just to get her physically. She might be on drugs because she had some crazy strength. We offered to help him. And I mean, we like there's two of us here and we're like we could tell like he was hard and so we're like we'll help him. And he got her he's like I got it. I got it. And he got her under control by himself. We didn't help. Okay. >> So, but everything he did looked like it was very legit. >> Started because she was fighting inside of the car. >> She was fighting with this film. I don't know anything about anything. I don't I It says lift on his car. I don't know what happened. We don't know anything. You're literally just walking back here to the bar. >> But yeah. >> All right. >> He did a great job. Honestly, like I mean I know like that took a lot of strength what he did. So yeah, guys. Take care. >> Eli's so mad at me. [laughter] I totally got drunk on Hobo wine. I smoked a lot of weed. There's my confession. I drank Hobo wine and smoked weed, guys. I can still feel my body is terrible. Do you want to know what it feels like to walk around with a broken neck? I said, "You're dropping me off in Boston at MIT." I said, "Nurling, motheruckers." He said, "Melissa, we might be able to get you one if you want to say you're schizophrenic." I said, "Elon, where's my nurlink?" John, you heard? You know, I love you. I told you I'm a scientist, [ __ ] I'm so stupid. I got my PhD in one singular year, your honorable. >> Hey, how are you? I'm >> Sergeant. Oh, Melissa, right? >> What's up? Um, you're not getting out of the car. All right. >> So, buddy, can you tell me what happened? >> I'm the I'm the supervisor tonight. >> I mean, why was I arrested again? >> So, he's the arrested officer. I'm I'm just >> I was I want to know what >> It's all going to be in the arrest affidavit, but I'm here to check. Are you Are you injured? >> Yeah, I know. >> Where's your injuries at? like all over my body. >> Thank you, sir. All over your body. >> Touched me for no reason. >> Who touched you? >> I look I was completely amendable to all of it. >> You were what? >> I was amendable to all of it. I said, "Gentlemen, I'm not my eyes. How you doing?" >> That's That's not what That's not what witnesses are saying. Witnesses are saying that that you were like fighting that you were fighting with him. >> Where's the video camera? >> Well, he he has video on his on his body. You guys better manipulate the simulation because >> you're not making you're not making much sense. >> All right. Are are you hurt? Are you truly hurt? >> I said would you please get my hair on my mouth and my ass? >> I don't have gloves. I don't have gloves on. I'm sorry. Your back hurts in the area where you were tased. >> How many times I was How many times was I tased? I'm sorry. >> Um two two or two or three times. Jim, we're going to look at it. >> How many times was I tased tonight? >> Why were you chased? >> I don't know. Please tell me. >> Were you listening? Were you officer? >> I was. Yeah, dude. Why? How many times was I tased? Why >> Because you were you weren't listening to the officer. >> That's so Yes, I was. >> I most certainly was. >> Okay. [laughter] All right, let's put your put your foot on. >> How many times did I get taste tonight? >> It's two or three times. >> Like seven. [laughter] That's not funny, guys. That hurt. It was not okay. The woman was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and criminal trespass.