I'm going home. No, you're not. You're being detained. So, you can either chill out right here until another officer gets here to talk to them or I can put you in cuffs and have you sit down. >> Adams. Oh, sergeant smells good. Hell, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to sue you. You're going to see. Hm. Yeah. Going to be a federal lawsuit, bro. Okay. Yeah. I'm not even going to play it. Okay. QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. OKAY. What in the world's going on? Not my fault. They want to be [ __ ] retards. They're getting a [ __ ] federal lawsuit. >> Sure. Can we talk on the sidewalk at least? No, I'm going home. Huh? I'm going home. Okay. Can we talk on the sidewalk at least? >> Why? Am I detained? Yeah, until I figure out what in the world's going on. Uh disorderly conduct. Disorderly conduct? >> They're yelling and screaming at customers is what we got. Okay. Whatever. My ass. I'm going home. No, you're not. You're being detained. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Not right now, you're not. No, you're not. Hey. What do you I haven't done nothing wrong. We got a call saying you're yelling and screaming at customers. I'm not yelling and screaming at customers. I'm getting onto them because they want to violate the ADA. Is this with your dog again? Yes. I don't need that cuz we We already discussed >> I'm not [ __ ] playing this game. I'm going home. >> No, you're not. You're being detained. So, you can either chill out gets here to talk to them or I can put you in cuffs and have you sit down. Adams. Oh, sergeant smells good. Hell, yeah. >> Yeah. [ __ ] right. Yeah. He's going to tell me I can go home? Once he figures out what's going on with him there, yeah. Well, I just can't let you >> go. Come No, they don't want you in there. Oh, let's go. Jacob. I don't care. I didn't do nothing, dude. I told you to stand right here. All right? >> I didn't do nothing. They don't want you in there. I don't care. I'm not going to stand out in the [ __ ] cold. Sit in your car. You're not leaving though. What? Do you want a lawsuit? For what? For violating my [ __ ] rights. I haven't done nothing wrong. You have no problem >> We have a call that you were yelling and >> I have no way an allegation? >> Turn around. >> No. Turn around. I'm just a real Yes. Wow. Come on. Get him one. I did. There you are. All right. Took you long enough, didn't it? Sorry. I've got to stick with the time. Like I said, we are investigating a disorderly conduct, which is a crime, right? I don't need this. >> That's what you're investigating. I already know. >> That's what YOU'RE [ __ ] INVESTIGATING. >> I GET IT, BUT YOU CAN'T YELL and scream at customers. >> I DIDN'T YELL AND SCREAM AT CUSTOMERS. I'M YELLING AND SCREAMING AT YOU. I understand that right now. >> And what are you going TO [ __ ] DO ABOUT IT? I CAN EITHER take you to jail or >> You cannot. For what? >> For yelling at you? No. For yelling at you? >> you to jail for yelling and screaming at them. I didn't yell and scream at them. That's what they called us for. I DON'T CARE. AND then you're asking for being a citizen. YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN EVIDENCE. THAT'S WHY I SAID that you can't leave until we figure out what's going on and I can't leave you out here >> No, you have no evidence to detain me. Yes, I can. Just on an allegation, no. Yes, I can. No, you [ __ ] can't. I just did. All right. Cool. Awesome. It's It's recording. 3:46, all right. Hell, yeah. I'm going to go after your qualified immunity. >> Sure. Go ahead. And I'm going to go after you personally. All right. Yeah, I will. TRY. I [ __ ] WILL. OKAY. COOL. AWESOME. I'm not standing here in the cold. >> Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. No, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE. Like I said, LIKE NO, THEY DON'T want you in there. I'm not staying here in the cold. That's a violation of my civil rights. >> Is it? Yeah, it is. Is it? Is it? Which right? Tell me in a minute that says you can be standing out in the cold. Which right? [ __ ] health, dumbass. Health is not a right. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I have the right to be healthy. I have the right for [ __ ] civil liberty, dumbass. Cool. So, yeah. We can sit in my car. Dude, no. Sergeant. Sure. Sergeant, supervisor. Supervisor. Cool. Sergeant smells good. Come here. This is silly and all for disorderly conduct. All because you have to be an [ __ ] >> I was not being an [ __ ] >> Yes, you were. You're not [ __ ] listening to me. Dude, he's not even [ __ ] listening. statements. Are you done? No. You got a lot of pockets. Cool. Sergeant. He's right there. Sergeant. Check the other side. Come here. Lawsuit. Here's a business card. Law, which you should know. Don't shake your [ __ ] head at me. Oh, I don't I don't have no idea what you mean by I'm the law. You should know your the The business card is law. I'm getting better at talking cuz I'm [ __ ] cold. Okay. You want to kiss? No, I don't. Are you sure? Are you trying to harass me? That's weird. What? You got pretty blue eyes. Um You can smell Where's the hem? What? Is the hem You smell I'm going to turn you in. I ain't done nothing. You can ask MY KID. BRIAN. BRIAN. I THINK I'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH. >> COME HERE. Stop talking to me. I'm not going to see you. I'm getting my witness. You're [ __ ] It's the dog leash. It's not going to hurt you. Well, all right. Hold on. What What happened in there? Have you seen the car? [ __ ] You got He's going with those statements. That's what they were saying? Yeah, he did. Yeah, I figured a neutral somewhat of a neutral party and it was the exact same as >> He's the most neutral party we got. Yeah. And it was basically the same statement that they just said, so. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to transport him to our place. Yep. Yeah. Going to happen, bro. Good luck. Going to happen. >> Good luck. I don't need luck. I got the law on my side. The Constitution, bud. Whatever. First Amendment, BRO. EVERY MINUTE COUNTS. WHAT? Unlawful detention. Every minute counts. False arrest. It's not false. Oh, yeah? You think so? Walk that way. Well, we'll we'll see, huh? We'll see, won't we? Going after your qualified immunity, too, bud. Where are we going? Kids. Retards. Take your shoes off for me. I did take my shoes off. WHAT YOU GOT THERE? BOOTS, [ __ ] I took my shoes off. You Here. You You want to talk to me? I did take my You can sit on the bench. I'll take What's that dick waving at you? I have no interest in that. Sit down. I bet you don't. Sit down. You're an [ __ ] Come on. Just give me that slap on the wrist or that safety act and let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Can't prove I'm intoxicated cuz I'm [ __ ] not. Just if you I'm talking like this cuz you [ __ ] have me out in the cold. Huh. [ __ ] you. I'm going to [ __ ] you. You're going to see. Hm. Yeah. Going to be a federal [ __ ] lawsuit, bro. Okay. Yeah. I'm not even going to play it. Okay. QUALIFIED IMMUNITY. OKAY. Good luck. I don't need good luck, dumbass. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING. WHATEVER. And you can't solicit a disorderly conduct. So, I can TALK ALL THE [ __ ] TO YOU I [ __ ] WANT. You You're right. You can. That's right. And I'm going to sleep like a baby at night. >> I bet you don't. I bet you don't. You little [ __ ] I'll put a name [ __ ] you. Eat my ass, [ __ ] Face the wall right here. Face my dick, [ __ ] Face the wall. [ __ ] you. Okay. Eat my ass. Here it is. Here. Stop moving. No. [ __ ] you. What are you going to do about Well, I'm trying to take you out of these cuffs. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] cuffs. Okay. Place your hands on the wall. Thank You act like I'm going to fight you. You watch what I'm going to have that [ __ ] charged. Everybody gets treated the We're good. We're good. Lawyer! LAWYER! I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOU. HUH? LAWYER! WHERE MY lawyer at? I'm not questioning you. What? I'm not questioning you. I want to speak to my lawyer now. I DON'T LIKE THIS ATTORNEY. I GOT TO CALL MY LAWYER SO I HAVE A RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. GARRETT SAUER IS A [ __ ] 10-46, what's my report number? 0099 Thank you. Hey! I'm going to have a beautiful attorney give me my rights. Good luck. That's what I told you. It's called good luck. It's called federal law Trump's state law. And it's called you broke the law and that's why you're under arrest right now. So why don't you sit down for me? I'm going to exercise my first amendment right right now, [ __ ] By walking around in public drunk and causing fights with people at a restaurant. I'm not drunk. Good. You want to talk? Okay, I'm talking. I can do this all night long. I'm going to do this just until my attorney shows up. >> [music] >> [ __ ] Tyra is a [ __ ] Oh, my [ __ ] feelings. Oh, poor baby. Don't cry. I see the tears. I see the wall. the wall wall Oh.