This one's called He Tried Arresting a Police Officer and it has 4 million views. Koker Beach Police Department. I've seen you many times. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed you're out with a public shopping cart right now pushing it around. I own Publix. You own Publix? I do. John Carney. You can call him and ask. Okay. I own the building I stay in. Oh, okay. You own most of Cocoa Beach. Okay. Let me get You got some Let me see your driver's license, please. I don't have to show you anything. license and I've talked to you [ __ ] Is this on? It is great. Yeah, I've talked to you [ __ ] Do we have a celebrity on our hands? I'm just talking directly to the body. Sir, what? Yeah, I'm listening. Well, I listen. I'm a cop. Okay. I'm a citizen. Okay. Understand? Shut up while I'm talking. Okay, man. Well, you don't got to say shut up, right? I'm having a professional adult conversation. Make a citizen's arrest, right? Dude, is this just what Florida people do? We just watched another body cam where the Florida guy was telling us to shut up non-stop. If anyone ever tells me to shut up, I'm gonna be like, "Are you from Florida?" Now, if you harass, okay, with this guy. Hey, do me a favor. Just stand over there for me. All right. All right. Now, I've told you once before. Step over here. Actually, many times. Tell me what to do. Step over here. No. All right. Now, listen. My ID and everything I own is in Miami. Stolen. Stolen by a meter mate. I apologize. First, north. stolen by a meter maid and a tow company called Beach Towing. Okay. Now, they have my driver's license, my social. How you going to act this assertive and you got towed and you ain't got your license, security card, my birth certificate. Okay. Everything else that I own, but I'm able to trade psychically. So, I own everything here. I even own this guy. So, if you guys want to haul me in for questioning about my cart that I've already talked about many times, it's a beach cart. Okay. It's a beach cart. You can approach Publix if they decide they want to press charges against me for owning Publix and having my own beach cart. Okay, let me know. Otherwise, I'm gonna walk away right now. Beach cart. It's a beach cart. No, you're not going to walk away. You're not allowed to walk away. Going to do about it. All right. You're not allowed to walk away. What are you going to do about it? All right. You're going to tase somebody. Get down on the ground right now. Get down on the ground. Okay. Get down on your knees right now. All right. Yeah. You're going to have to get down on your knees like I've asked you to do. You have no probable cause. Hey, listen. I don't condone violence, but we should tase this guy right now. Try to do this the easy way. We'll do it the hard way. Don't tase anybody in body cam. All right. All right. He He said do it. He's saying do it. Now get down on the ground. You I'm not getting All right. You are getting down on the ground. 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Don't touch me. All right, sir. I am officer Stanley Cooker Beach Police Department. Who you are? I stopped out with you because I had reasonable suspicion that you were in possession of a stolen shopping cart. You have absolutely that is a legal Florida state statute. [ __ ] You I stopped out with you Publix every morning. I own Publix. I recognize the guy trying to spontaneously uttered. So I am now telling you I want your ID. Spontaneously uttered. A spontaneous utterance is an exception. Chad, why he say it like that? Man got jokes. I want your spontaneously uttered. The spontaneous utterance is an exception to the hearsay rule of evidence. They are statements spontaneously made relating to a suspect's guilt. And under the rules of evidence, they tend to be easily admitted in court. You are going to tell me what your ID is, or we're going to have additional charges for resisting and failure ID. All right. Are you going to give me your ID, sir? Let's take him back to the PD and see about getting We'll search him when we get to my car. He may have his wallet. If not, we'll get rapid ID intel. Do we know who he is? Have we field interviewed him before? I don't think so. I have you. You and Strange been out with him? I have not. No, sir. All right. All right. Good deal. Let's take him to the car. All right. We'll search him there. I tried to do this the easy way, sir, but you decided to do it the hard way. Shut the up. You watch too much movies, [ __ ] Well, you watch the first thing you said that is correct. Hey, my cart and all my personal belongings are right over there. I want my stuff. Well, first of all, we're going to get your stuff. Second of all, I'm going to return the shopping cart back to public. So, that's going to that's going to happen. That's I want all my stuff. We're not worried about that. Don't touch me. All right. I am going to touch you [Music] and you are going to let me touch you. I got to say, weird line. Weird line. And the fact that he was so firm about it. This is what's going to happen. Get your hands off me right the now. You're me, mother. I told you get your hands off me. You can keep piece of You can do this the easy way or the you. You're breaking my rights. I'm a private citizen. I thought he was going to say arms. I'm a Navy Seal. You're I thought you're a Navy Seal. Yo, now I'm saying that. Are we that too, sir? I'm trying to be nice you. All right, I'm not going to say another word to you. Let me switch sides real quick. We'll get all this jewelry off when we get you. Easy, man. Do not turn towarding touch me, mother. You calm down. You Why are you Get the off me. The only ones. What are you gay screaming? You mother. This is How did this happen so fast, guys? This is a full playthrough. It was five minutes. 5 minutes. Easy. Calm down. Calm down. [ __ ] you. Reload. Get your hands off. All right. Spread your feet for me, sir. Wallet on him. Off my balls. All right. In the car we go, you stupid [ __ ] Can I get you to grab that cart and wheel it to me over here? It's It's See the bushes? See the white beach parking sign? [Music] It's behind the Hey, cart. I love how it goes to like something so peaceful. Him just like wheeling the cart over and the birds just going, "You're my liability." Yeah. Hey car, [ __ ] you. Now I'm going to I'm going to go review my body camera before I charge him with the assault. But I definitely, you know, but I I know based on his what he just said and what you saw, you saw. Oh, clear, you know, cuz even after I decided to put the taser away because I thought I can go hands-on. He went like that. He still walked towards me. He went like that. I saw, you know what I mean? That's why I put my lights on. Yeah. Well, he did that cuz he wanted me to tase him, right? which is which is totally the circumstances n I didn't think I needed to so I put it away you know I just thought it would have been a little excessive but because I had my ride along I felt a need to protect and make sure his safety if anything else you know he definitely has a thing for tools and knives. Yeah. How you doing partner? Oh my name is Sergeant Cooper. I'm the shift supervisor. Are you okay? [ __ ] you. Do you need any medical attention? Are you going to answer any questions? I just want to make sure that you're all right. Okay. All right. How you going to check on me to see if I'm all right and I don't respond and I got my head down and you say, "Okay, good. You want to just dump it all in the bike impound and I'll deal with it when I'm done?" Yeah. I think that's the best thing to do. I'm going to have to stay with you just in case he gets a little Yeah. Yeah. You'll have to follow me there. Can Can we all lift it? Make it easier on everybody. Yeah, let me put it up here. Dang baller move, boys. Here. I got you. I got you. Hang on. All right. Thanks for getting here so quick. I just had decided, let's put the taser away and go hands on cuz I knew you were close. And yeah, watch the s go. I turn my lights on. Well, it's cuz he was begging me to tase him and that's another reason why I decided not to do it because I felt like, you know what, I'm not going to play that game. He's wanting to be a martyr and whatever it is. Well, should he just direct transport? We can't take the cuffs off this guy. It's going to be It's going to be a fight. Yeah, I'm going to Yeah, that's a good idea. Misdemeanor theft. Okay. $200. Okay. They order the shopping carts in bulk and it roughly comes to about 200 a pop. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Cool. It used to be that they were $800. I remember that. They're too funny. Chat thirsty over Carlo. Our star has left the screen. So they could be and that's what would have made it a felony. Yeah. Um interesting. They're buying in bulk these days, I guess. Huh. Yeah. Liar. God damn you. Bear a false witness against Jesus. You know what comes after. So as long as you understand that, I don't have a problem with it. Trying to do my job, man. You won't tell me who you are, so I'm just having You're a [ __ ] idiot. You shouldn't have this job. I'll make sure you lose it. I'll do everything for the rest of my life to make sure you lose. My dad's an attorney. He owns Roblox. You have my worth on that. Okay. This suspect was charged with simple assault, resisting, and possession of stolen property. The officer still has his job and hasn't lost even one single thing since the incident. Wow, y'all. They really put that in the end of the Oh