Well, see what she's going to do. You
know what? This is my daughter-in-law.
>> Exaughter-in-law.
>> Okay.
>> She's been drinking.
>> She's in those are the trouble.
>> Who is this person? Down there.
>> Sitting right there.
>> She's down sitting there and she's
saying that I hit her. She punched me
first in the face and she dropped her
elbow on me and she's been pushing
pushing pushing. She's pushing me to get
me to hit her back. And
>> are you here with her?
>> Well, I'm supposed to be leaving with
her mother and the babies and going to a
hotel to get away from her. And now
she's not letting me back in a car. She
wants a restraining order. She's saying
I hit her first. She's getting me
arrested. She punched me in the face.
Her alcohol wasn't all over me. I wasn't
drinking. I don't drink.
>> And then she just said, "You're going to
die."
>> Where did this happen at?
>> Right here. And this woman saw her hit
me in the face first and she said, "I
get
>> I'll talk to her in just a second."
>> Okay. And I'm going to press charges,
Don, cuz you're not going to, you know,
I got to get home.
>> Okay.
Which car?
>> It's her car. She says, "I'm not allowed
in the car. I'm not allowed."
>> So then that's that's her that's her way
to
>> All right. So then I can't get homes on
>> at the general general scheme of things.
Get
>> to Fort Lord.
>> Well, again, I'm not
>> okay. So I'm stuck here.
>> So let me go talk to her real quick. Uh
can you get her a 1014 for me?
>> Atlanta Police Department. How we doing
today?
>> Good. How are you?
>> So what's happening today?
>> So her son and I have been going through
some and her uh her face is making me
and my son fight even more. So I said,
"Why did you guys Her face is like so
like nasty and like she's she's mad.
She's rude."
>> So I'm like, "Why did you guys even come
and make him even pissed off?" He left
pissed.
>> So I started I got I got
>> This was This was today
>> now. Yeah.
>> I got in her face. I was talking in her
face. She punched me right in the side
of the face.
>> Okay.
>> Right here. I didn't hit her.
>> I didn't hit her once.
>> Does it look like I hit her?
>> Well, I mean I'm I'm here just to figure
out what happened.
>> Yeah. I don't want her in my car. I want
a restraining order and that's it.
>> Okay. Okay. Well, I can't issue a
restraining order. Unfortunately, I
cannot.
>> Well, I don't want her in my car.
>> Okay, that that's your right.
>> She has to get back to Pennsylvania on
her own.
>> Well, I mean, yeah, that's that's up to
her.
>> So, she's not on.
>> Where's your Where? Her son.
>> Her son is my husband.
>> Where's he at?
>> I have no idea. Drunk on his bike. I
don't know.
>> Is he Did he come here to the park with
you?
>> Oh, he's here. He is so here.
>> Okay.
>> So, what started the altercation
earlier?
>> Me and him have been fighting because
her nasty attitude. Every time she comes
down here, there's a fight. It It's a
fight no matter what we do.
>> You have your ID with you?
>> I do.
>> Jack, careful.
>> And honestly, I've had a couple drinks,
but my mom is driving my car.
>> My mom driving. She's the one with the
stroller. Did she saw what happened or
see what happened?
>> Yeah, my mom's driving.
>> Okay.
>> Jackson,
>> what's your middle name?
>> Marie.
>> Marie.
>> You press charges on my mother. You're
going to need a lot bigger than you.
Well, see, that's him. That's what he
does.
>> Hey, you need to leave. Escort that
gentleman out.
>> Escort me out.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I don't see anybody here big
enough to do that.
>> I don't see anybody here big enough to
do that.
>> Please leave before you go to jail.
>> You can go
me out.
>> Don't approach me.
>> Don't approach you. Don't arrest my
mother.
>> Don't arrest my mother.
>> You need to [ __ ] suck my
butt. Oh,
sick.
>> I actually like this guy. He's talking
to you. They're okay. Okay. Hey, listen.
I respect you and my
>> I know you don't know me. Is she okay?
>> I only came back in this.
>> Time out. I got a phone call saying my
mother was getting
>> So, okay. Okay. Now, now time out. One
second. One second. One second. Just you
were there. Someone apologize to you
like a man.
>> Yeah. I just want to know why you I
know. I know. I know. So, put yourself
in my shoes, right? I'm halfway to a
parking garage. I got a phone call. One
second. Let me calm down.
>> I got a phone. I got a phone call
saying, "Hey, I don't know what to do
right now,
>> but your mother's home is
right."
>> Correct. Now, let me just ask you,
gentlemen, one second. You me and you
probably got a lot. We probably got a
lot in common. How would you react to
that?
>> I mean, I would be upset.
>> A little upset. Right. All right. So,
I'm good now. She's not arrested. This
is good.
>> We're doing an investigation.
>> We're doing an investigation. Can you
talk to me about what's going on? It's
my wife. It's my mom. Can you give me
that respect?
>> Well, you're the only one of you to put
me to the ground today. So, you and me
are going to have the most respect as
possible.
>> Your mom basically told me that they got
an argument and she got in her face and
she they pushed each other back and
forth or something.
>> My mom says she hit her.
>> Okay.
>> Right now,
>> she's not going to press charge or she
won't press charges. You guys have a job
to do. Where are we at right now?
>> We're all about to leave.
>> We're still trying to figure out
everything. Okay.
>> Okay. So, now can I ask one question?
Aside from her wanting to press charges
and her wanting to press charges, are
you gentlemen
pushed in a direction to do something or
can we all just go home?
>> As far as
>> as far as I understand, it's not
domestic between the two of you.
>> Can I go talk to her and tell her to
relax and go separate way? Do you want
me to just leave? Listen, if she's not
incarcerated, I'm going home.
>> Yeah. Just hang tight for If your phone
wait over here for a little bit, that's
fine. Just let her talk to her for a
minute.
>> I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to
go to You Are Your phone charged? Huh?
>> Is your phone charged?
>> Okay, time out because it's probably
best I take a walk. So, thank you,
gentlemen. By the way,
>> you understand?
>> I get that for
>> We don't We don't arrest people for
>> Yeah, I know. I get Your mother's going
to jail right now. That's the I got
>> All right. All right. M listen, but
please relax. She can go up, but please
relax.
>> So, are you are are you married?
>> That's my mother. Yeah, that's my mother
and my wife of two.
>> So, do you guys normally have that kind
of interaction? We're from North Jersey.
Have you not seen the Jersey? Sure.
Where do you think my kid was conceived
on the boardwalk?
>> That's That's Ronnie meets Jay. Wow.
>> Yeah, pretty much. Sum it up. 10 years
later, 20 lb on, walking 20 lbs on.
Listen, when we got married, I was 221,
about 9% body fat. She was about a buck
12. She's sitting at 164 pretty and I'm
265 even. So, we had our Jersey Shaw
days. I mean, it's the aftermath, but
that's all it is. So, it's been a long
weekend. I actually stepped off. So, I
stepped away and it's been it's been a
crazy weekend.
A lot of estrogen and menopause and me
trying to take a pause from being the
man and it's been it's been hectic and
it's towards the wrap up of the weekend.
>> Yeah. So, did you guys come here
together or
>> So, I have an So, I'm on a motorcycle.
>> If she's an issue, she has the ability
with a full face helmet to join me on my
motorcycle.
>> They are both in one of the many
vehicles that I finance. So, there are
two forms of transportation for the
family and children and for me and the
problem to go separate ways so them two
could get in a vehicle with the kids.
>> Me and her can jump on the hog
>> and get the [ __ ] out of there.
>> So, are you wanting to take the take the
dog?
>> We're not worried about her right now.
You're worried about leaving here.
>> Are you wanting to take the daughter or
>> No, you're going to go with Dawn and A.
So, she's going to go with my
mother-in-law. So, them two have no
conflict.
>> They had conflict. She's going to come
with me.
>> He needs to leave.
>> Uh, mother-in-law versus his
daughter-in-law.
>> So, by marriage,
>> they're still technically married.
>> Indie by by blood or marriage.
>> I just got to find out what happened.
>> Hello, ma'am. I'm officer Lemon with the
Orlando Police Department. Did you see
what happened in this incident today?
Okay. Would you be willing to tell me
what happened?
>> No.
>> I just know that they had a conflict.
They were arguing.
>> Did you see any physicalness happen
between the two of you? You did. Did you
see who was the primary aggressor? Who
struck who?
>> Uh, I can't say. I see who the primary
aggressor. They were all arguing. So,
>> were they just kind of hitting each
other all at once or is it one person
hitting only one person?
>> Well, the first person hit the first
person and the other person.
>> Do you want to tell me who the first
person that struck the other person is?
>> Uh, the young lady. The younger lady.
>> Okay. The one down at the bottom of the
stairs. She was the one that struck the
one that was
>> she got all in her face and was in her
face and like she put her hand up and
hit her in her young like the overly
defenders like don't put your hands on
me.
>> Okay. So the one that's up here at the
top of the stairs is the one that got
struck first.
>> Okay. All right. Fair enough. Do you
want to
go sheriff?
>> Huh? Sheriff's or local police.
>> How many of you guys you got on compared
to Miami?
>> I'm in West Palm. I just asked. I got a
lot of buddies.
>> You mean an agency?
>> Yeah. Like like Orlando PD? How many
offices you have?
>> We're only at about 800.
>> And then now how does it work down here?
Do you guys get cream of the crop with
with the county or Orange County takes
over? See, like by me, Palm Beach
County, so Palm Beach County is only
like 11 departments that are paid.
>> Everything else is all PBS.
>> So like I noticed down here you guys
have like agency and and uh we work
together.
>> That's cool. Now I just noticed a lot of
See, the problem is it's up by me.
>> Listen, I personally I have I have no
problem with them going all county as
long as they hire the boys.
>> Don't matter. Listen, if I if I'm if I'm
working in Lake Park and you're just
going to change the color of my car and
my job's the same, who gives a keep the
boys transfer over, but you know, it's
all politics. They're always worried
about all the taxes and this and that.
>> You hear about the law they passed in
Boon with those stupid street light
cameras. So, you know how a lawyer beat
that, right? New York City lawyer beat
that across the country and made it that
those uh that the red light cameras were
important. Remember how a big time
lawyer took that to Congress and they
got beat? Well, you know how Boon beat
it? Boon hires an overtime guy to sit
and watch every camera. As long as he
initials it, it's fixing the city. I got
I got $158 spending right now. They'll
get you any way they can. They really
will.
>> Hey, there goes that way. I'm going to
uh
>> I'm going to talk to her and let her
know we're leaving on the bike.
>> You don't want to take it off. It's my
[ __ ] car.
>> So, give me my car that I paid for.
>> They don't want her in the car. I need
my car keys back. Please get my car keys
back. I make the monthly payment on
every bill. On every bill.
>> On every bill. On every bill. You want
me to pay the statements? You want to
see the statements? Pay every bill in
the house. I make 179 grand a year. She
don't work. She doesn't work. I have
[ __ ] four cars and seven wipes.
They're all mine. I haven't paid for
that.
>> Doesn't pay for a goddamn thing. I make
200k a year. She doesn't work. I pay for
the car.
>> I pay for the car. Who pays for the car?
Who pays for the car? Then who's getting
in it? I own it. I pay for it. I say
who's getting in it? My mom get in the
car. My mom's getting in the [ __ ]
car. You don't pay for [ __ ] Guess what?
You don't pay for [ __ ] Excuse me.
>> Going to jail.
>> Put your hands behind your back. You're
going to get your hands behind your
back.
>> Put your hands back.
Hands behind your back.
Now
here, take this one out. Eat one.
>> Can you please give me two out of
courtesy? I'm being polite.
>> Oh, now you're being polite.
>> Let go your arm.
>> Do not move.
>> Let go of your arm. Stop tensing.
[Music]
You and Disney. All right.
>> You
didn't come back.
>> All right. Let's go.
>> Yeah. you.
>> I didn't come back cuz I was I came
back.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
>> All right. Respect, please. That was my
mom.
>> Please. Please. Please. I don't respect.
>> Hey, we're going down to the suit.
>> I'm not resisting underneath. I'm not
resisting, dude. There's no need for
that. I understand you feel disrespect,
bro. I'm apologizing like a man. I'm
apologizing.
>> You had an opportunity.
>> I meant no disrespect towards either of
you. That was my I understand that and
I'm not arguing with you. All right,
listen gentlemen. Here we go. Right. I'm
under arrest. I I'm showing you utmost
respect. I'm a soldier. Okay. I know
respect, but I also know family.
>> You should have had at the beginning.
>> You're absolutely right.
>> Step up, please.
>> I'm not arguing. I don't mind being
arrested. This treatment right here, I'm
saying I'm cool now. Right. You guys got
your way.
>> You're being escorted, sir.
>> Let me cop. You have some military time.
>> Absolutely. Push
>> 0302. I didn't military officer.
>> I have a lot more bearing than you do,
>> sir. Out of respect. We're
>> going this way.
>> Do you have any respect to Naval Eld?
>> Yes or no?
>> It's a yes or no question.
>> Do you Sir,
>> do you have any respect for I'm pulling
my pants. I'm pulling my pants.
>> Do you have any respect for Yoda?
>> M O
do do. Yes or no?
>> Yeah, sure. I'm not trying to be a piece
of [ __ ] Really not. Really?
>> The fight's over.
>> I know, but can I talk to you as a human
being?
>> We had that chance.
>> Told me to suck your dick earlier.
>> You're right.
>> That's how respectful you want to be.
>> You're right. You know what? Believe it
or not, do me. Give me one.
>> Give me one.
>> Can you give me anybody?
>> You owe me one. No, he owes me one.
>> I don't owe you anything.
>> Listen, listen. No, we're all men here,
right? We're all men. Take the body cam
off. He owes me one. He owes me one.
Legit. Listen, dude. I was H. Give me
one of the face. I'm not pressing. Dude,
you owe me one.
>> I was a hell's angel. You owe me one.
No. Please. Please let him. No. Listen.
There's no cameras. Let's go now.
>> Give me my one.
>> You owe me one. I know the drill,
>> dude. I was E O D N Ha. You only think I
know the drill. Shock me in the [ __ ]
mouth. I own it. I own it.
>> That's your opinion, sir.
>> I'm not getting him out. So, can I just
leave? Like, what do I do?
>> He can stay here. That's not my fault.
>> I don't know what was going on with the
original call that we were out here for.
Other than
>> She says that you guys got an argument.
>> Yeah. You want to call West Palm Beach?
Uh, Tripley. They almost put him in jail
this morning because of his attitude. He
almost punched somebody in the face
there. No, that's not why we're here.
We're here because of you, too.
>> Right. But we're here because of you and
her.
>> Yes.
>> Okay.
>> But he started this.
>> She's been like this because of us.
>> Cuz he's been like this all day.
>> So her coming in with this little mug on
her face and made everything work. She
should have never came into my into the
>> We were fine. She came with her little
mug on her face and it started a fight
between me and her.
>> We were fine. We've been fine since
we've been here.
>> Her little attitude in her face and her
mouth caused everything. But we were
fine.
We've been walking around this park all
day,
>> fine, laughing, taking pictures,
smiling, and happy.
>> What is he saying?
>> And then dad shows up.
>> Not cooperative.
>> He's not going on a bike either.
>> How about the original phone?
>> He's not to go on a motorcycle or he's
going to jail.
>> Okay,
386 car
>> mobile unit to come pick me up here.
I got to go get my computer. Huh?
>> Why do I owe you one?
>> Does that mean it's on?
>> I'm recording. I'm recording the whole
time. All your behavior and everything.
>> And just so you know, you're going to
jail for disorderly conduct. And it's
not going to prevent me from
investigating the domestic violence
between you and your ex and the ex's mom
or your mom. Okay? So, whatever your
actions think you are going to deny of,
it's going to happen.
>> You did this on purpose.
True or not true?
>> I can't say on purpose.
>> Did I push?
>> If you're the man you are claiming to
be, you know your actions and you know
the result of your action.
>> You know what? I can't even lie to you.
I said to my wife a thousand times, jail
is better than me. So yeah, you're
right.
>> Negative. I have two in right now.
>> There's no need for this. You're in a
family establishment.
>> Dude, I was a piece of [ __ ] to you. I
said on camera. I Michael Martinez
>> for what?
>> IC.
What's your last name?
>> Stacy. It's written on my shirt.
>> I can't read it. Leman
Martinez,
>> can we get ID for him?
>> Got a mobile unit that come pick me up.
Take me to my car so I can get it. Bring
it down.
>> They're going to get it. They're going
to get it.
>> Did I hand you one of the one of the
other IDs from the other?
>> Okay.
>> I owe No, you owe me no favors.
whatsoever.
>> Absolutely not. I don't
>> my face in court. I don't blame you.
>> I wouldn't do that.
>> I know cuz you have more integrity.
>> That's very untruth,
>> sir. As a human being and as a man, I
apologize. It don't mean [ __ ] The
damage is done. I approached you like a
tough guy piece of [ __ ] And the minute
I met you, I don't mean
>> I'm sorry, sir.
>> The first time you walked up to me, all
I did was tell you to leave. Stop acting
that way.
>> You had a choice. And then you start
cursing in front of kids and families
and you made a scene.
>> This isn't Vegas, dude. Sorry,
>> this is Universal Studios Orlando.
>> You're absolutely right.
>> Can I Can I respond? In my defense, and
I'm not saying this is right. In my
defense, I was already at my vehicle.
>> You should have stayed there.
>> A phone call.
>> You should have stayed there.
>> I received a phone call from my wife
saying, "I don't know what to tell you,
but I'm having your mother put in jail
right now."
>> So, when she hung up on me, my instant
approach to you was my emotion based off
of the phone call. The big gentleman,
who's that big redhead down real quick?
the big dude. You saw him there. You You
ran through him and zapped me up.
>> Yeah. Sorry. I'm I'm busy.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Hey, so he I don't know what.
>> All right, fine.
You guys walked up. We walked up on
different times. I got a phone call
saying my mother was getting arrested
and going to jail. As any grown man in
here, regardless of your mommy and daddy
issues, you get that phone call. I don't
care if you're a [ __ ] or a type of dig.
>> If you think you're going to arrest my
mom, you got a lot bigger, right? Is
that not how I approach you?
>> Well, which one's your mom, dude? I
can't even get to there because of the
way you were acting.
>> The woman with the black hair and I was
a straight piece of [ __ ] to you about
it. You weren't even talking to her.
>> I talked to her before you got there.
>> I know. And I thought I'm telling these
guys.
>> Listen, this is why you can't jump off
at the handle.
>> I understand.
>> Okay. You got to control yourself. Now
you're going to jail for your lack of
control.
>> It's fine. And I I I respect my respect.
I I
>> So what was your mom wearing?
>> Okay, listen. My mom's gone with the
black hair. You know the big
>> black hair. Everyone's got black hair.
No, black hair. There was white hair and
black hair. Come on. There was two old
ladies there. There's my wife.
>> One had a stroller.
>> There was my wife who was not 50.
>> That's the one that was down at the
stairs with your son.
>> The lady with the white hair.
>> Can you answer my question? The one that
was at the bottom of the stairs
obviously was your wife talking to you
like a jerk off. That was my wife.
>> Okay, fair enough.
>> Yes.
>> Which one's your mom?
>> My mom was the one. You remember the big
white guy that was there? goes, "Hey,
hey, you're big enough to [ __ ] me up.
I'm the one upstairs."
>> She had white hair, whatever, too. She
had grandma, white p. Yes. Yes. Uh, she
had black hair.
>> There was only two old ladies there.
White hair.
>> Did she have a stroller or no?
>> I can't do I don't know. There was one
lady there with platinum white hair.
>> And your mom wasn't going to jail in the
first place.
>> Why?
>> It was a verbal argument.
>> No,
somebody else is going to jail if you
could do the math. But you got to let me
get there.
>> So now So now what's going to happen is
I'm going to up your charges a little
bit.
>> Why?
>> Because I don't like playing this game.
>> I'm okay. Can I give you can I give All
right. Before you praise your charges,
right? Can I give you one scenario? All
right. You just listen. I'm a piece of
to you. Okay. I work
days a week to provide for five people.
This is a lot for me. I despise my wife.
I'm there for my children. My wife is a
ratchet, cheating, lying off piece of
>> Fair enough.
>> And I take care of these two kids cuz I
grew up in a broken home. I'm a man with
a breaking point. Do you understand that
I took off work today to have my wife
dre I know this doesn't matter to you
guys, but
>> I'm listening. I'm just got to do work,
buddy.
>> Morning started at 8:00 a.m. She dragged
me.
>> Mr. Martinez, this is your correct
address.
is your ex or soon to be ex
>> I got that already.
>> So I woke up this morning at 8 a.m.
Right. Going to the stupid little
seminar to go get the vacation package
to because I wanted to shut my wife up
and just say, "Here you go, honey.
Here's my card.
I buy the package. I have multiple
businesses. I reach out to one of my
business partners. My business I just
need to get my car business partner used
to own a Windom time share." So he
starts telling me, "Yo, my business
>> until I get the mobile unit. I'll finish
this as much as I can."
>> My business partner's exact words were,
"If you ever listen to a single word,
I'm getting a refund for this right now.
You've been hit with a P scheme. You
are."
>> So that was my 9:30 a.m. So from 9:30 to
12:30, security was called Windom cuz I
wanted a refund and they were trying to
upsell me. So I had to
>> I broke my ass. I rode my motorcycle
from West Palm Beach at 4:30 in the
pouring rain to Orlando to get here at
7:30 to be here with my family
yesterday. took my mother-in-law my
mother and my wife and kids out for 500
that [ __ ] much
of 300
cancel
>> Mr. Martinez,
>> we are hearing you. Okay, we understand.
>> Are you comfortable at this time? Do you
need the cuffs loosened? Do you need the
cuffs tightened?
>> What's the deal?
>> They're not going to come off.
>> You need this expedited, man. I have a
business to get back.
>> Hey, I'm going to go as quick as I can,
dude. But that's based on your behavior.
>> You will get a bond.
>> Oh, this is R.
>> You got to go to jail.
>> Are you serious?
>> Absolutely, dude. This is This is We
don't play your game here in Florida,
man. Dude, I going back home to run a
business. Come on, man.
>> Where's home? Palm Beach.
>> West Palm Beach.
>> That's gonna be tomorrow at a minimum.
>> Come on, man.
>> This isn't no ticket, man. You can't do
You can't do this in Orlando. This is a
lesson that's going to be learned.
>> You rough me up against the wall.
>> Yeah, because I told you you're under
arrest and you're resisting
>> because you didn't give me a
>> If you get a resisting charge, that's a
no bond. You're lucky I'm not hitting
you with that.
>> Gentlemen,
>> you had a chance to be a gentleman. I
got video proving that you're not a
piece of
>> That makes no difference. That makes no
difference.
>> I'm a human being, man.
>> So am I. Why do I deserve your behavior?
Why does anybody out here in Citywalk
deserve your behavior?
>> Be honest. Listen. Listen.
>> You have a so story like 9,000 people
out there.
>> Exact none of you cops deserve what you
go through. You signed up for a job.
>> As much as I want to feel bad, I'm doing
my job.
>> I understand that, man. But I'm just
saying I'm not trying to knock you. I
wanted to be law enforcement. My entire
family was law enforcement. I up and got
arrested at a young age and I couldn't
be law enforcement. I'm not trying to be
a piece of
>> on the way. Can you finish uh his
trespass real quick? Thank you.
>> Thank you. So, we'll since he's tough,
we'll just search him now. Um he's that
way.
Stand up.
>> I know.
[Music]
Show me how what they
>> I do this a lot. That's how you know
I've been arrested a lot. Put him
through. I'll swear I caught one.
the waistline inside the belt. I'm being
serious. I did security for a living. I
was in the military. Inside the belt
right here, we hide a blade right here.
I'm not even I'm not going to be a piece
of [ __ ] Being serious. Inside the belt
line, we will hide razor blades. So, put
your fingers through everything.
>> I'm really not a piece of
>> I've done this my whole life. I should
have been a cop, but I was on the wrong
side. Telling you. We'll hide We'll hide
razor blades in our tongue, in between
our [ __ ] legs, in between our toes,
everything. Shake it all out. You're
going to make sure not between my balls,
the whole I don't I don't mind how As
long as you guys put on paper like
cooperate and melting, but I'm doing a
ringer, dude. Let me be your crash
dummy. I'm not a dick. You're not going
to get too many like, "Hey, let them
practice." Like, let them practice.
>> Good news.
>> Yes, sir.
>> Well, bad news.
>> Sorry. Bad news is I'm still going to
jail. Correct. Bad news or good news is
take my shoes and socks off. I might
have reasonably just cleaned my [ __ ] up.
Just relax.
>> I know. I know. Listen. Be a bad person.
>> It's okay. Well,
>> take the shoe off. Take the shoe. Get
your [ __ ] shoel.
But did you know that? Take my shoe off.
I don't want to get stamped either. I
don't want this kid doing a shirt with a
razor blade on me cuz if I get cut then
I don't blaming him. I'm not trying to
be a trying to help you out, brother.
>> Puerto Rican with this many tattoos. You
better be checking for razor blades all
goddamn day. Look on my tongue. None of
them. I'm not even trying to be a dick.
I'm literally trying to be the coolest
inmate you will ever encounter in your
life. Take my other shoe off. I'm not
trying to tell you how to do your job,
dude. But if I get poked up tonight is
cuz of you.
>> I know I don't got no razor blades on
me, but the last thing you check might
have. Am I right, officer? Am I wrong?
>> Am I trying Am I really that much? You
want me to help?
>> Is that a baby?
>> Yes, sir.
>> That's either going to go in the trash
or with
>> I don't give a whatever. Help this kid
out.
>> Remember me when I need extra
commissary. When I want extra apples in
the water for breakfast, remember we
helped you the [ __ ] out on training day,
right?
>> We don't run the jail, unfortunately.
>> Ah, you let this kid touch my for
nothing. I'm joking. I'm joking.
>> Situation. So, what was the good news?
The good news is what he he's not here.
the family incident that that occurred.
No one's going to go to jail for that.
It seems to be mutual.
>> That's me, right?
>> Well, like I said, so if you you thought
you were going to save somebody from
going to jail or investigation from
being done, obviously not. Okay. And you
do know there's video everywhere to
include on our person now.
>> Okay.
>> I'll give you a fist bump. Okay. So, we
got everything else. We're going to take
all your jewelry off when you get to
jail, including the nose rings. You
understand that, right?
>> Do they come out easily or no?
>> They're going to take them out.
That's trash or I don't care what they
do with that thing.
>> Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
>> But the nose rings are going to come
out.
>> So
>> So if they can't I don't know what
they'll do about that. I don't
>> The easiest way to do this,
>> they're going to take out the cuffs.
Listen, I'm going to give you a warning.
>> I just let this guy
>> see what kind of cuffs those are.
>> That's his job.
>> All right. Since the thing is on the
top, I just go on the bottom
on me. We'll double cut that. Okay.
>> I don't know if you've ever been to
33rd. There's not a place to mess
around.
>> Okay. I don't know. This is the happy
golucky place called Orlando.
>> So,
>> but we got we got
this one. Listen, you going to go to go
down there since the keys on the bottom.
I'll put this on top socks to your
drawers. They're going to come off.
They're going to go in a bag.
>> Those things are here. They'll leave
those cuz those are part of the
stop moving around. All
right. So, you have your uh you have
>> experience
[ __ ] around in there around in there.
You will find out
real quick before the
>> No, no. Real talk. Real talk. Let me
take these socks off. Please
>> don't do [ __ ] jail with my wife's
pink socks off. Bro,
>> I can't touch it.
>> I swear I'll take them off. But I don't
want to go to [ __ ] jail with pink
socks.
>> All right. Well, hey, calm down. We got
to put your cuffs on first.
>> We'll take care of the socks. We'll take
care of the socks if you let if you let
him do this without moving around. We'll
take care of the socks.
>> You want pink sock?
>> I don't mind though. I don't want a pink
sock,
but I also don't want the repercussions
of protecting myself from a pink sock
either. I'm trying to go in with the
charge that you sent me. I'll leave
another one. So think I'm worried about
the case.
So everything makes sense.
>> You have tabs that are going to do that
for you though. Put that out there.
>> All right. Now make sure make sure
everything's double. Make sure it's uh
you know you got
>> finger. No idea. You're asking the wrong
person.
>> Finger in each
one. And then uh
>> now double lock.
>> You can ask. That's all I can do for
you.
>> Question.
What colors and design should I worry
about in one of my tattoos?
>> No.
>> You got be
he's working on
>> You should be all right.
>> Who thought
it being long?
>> It doesn't matter.
>> Well, this ain't prison. It's jail.
>> Nobody.
>> So, this one, there's a little click.
>> So, it's a little click and you just go
in.
>> You see how how it's double locked? So
these
on the outside and then just
>> no like keep
it on the outside like that
>> and then push it in
>> like and push it that way.
>> I got
it.
>> Yep.
>> Not so much.
>> Realistically, man, you will probably be
out before
you.
>> Yeah. You want to take your socks off?
Take
>> sit down. Let them sit down.
>> Okay.
>> Throw the [ __ ] out.
>> Is it?
>> Are you good?
>> Yeah. I'm not touching those.
>> I'll throw them. I'll throw them out
right there.
>> Um
county. Is that all?
>> Yeah.
>> Here.
>> Uh, there's a couple.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, you can drop them.
>> There could be, man. We, like I said,
there's so many. There's a melting pot
everywhere.
>> I got to stay away from
>> Okay,
>> those are also warriors.
>> Hey, listen. I don't know. I haven't
been here before. Just so you know
what's going to happen to his bike.
>> We'll let it stay there until it comes
out.
>> Notify the command center that it's
there. It'll be good for like 3 days.
>> No problem.
>> This is what I'm telling you. Okay.
Remember your trespass. The the guy that
he called to to he we already got
>> he's going to come and grab your bike.
>> Well, he's going to bail. He's my boss.
So, he's going to
>> This is for you. This is very important.
>> I'm never going to come back here again.
>> Get somebody the keys. and then we'll
get your bike for you.
>> If you cannot find somebody to come,
>> you need to call them or us first and
say we can escort you in as long as you
are cool. If you act up,
>> if you come here and act as fool,
they're not going to allow you to grab
it.
>> So call me.
>> That's fine. My office. Well, by
>> you can get here within that time frame
like they said.
>> Well, if we know what time it bonds, we
can get here. But I can't just call
>> probably probably by then.
>> But I'm just saying like you guys hit me
up in the jail. Hey, you're bombing out.
I'm not going to sit at the jail for 2
and 1/2 hours. I'd rather call you guys
on my bike. Where you go, right, sir?
I'm just saying.
>> No, no. I'm just saying they out in the
water instead of waiting 2 and 1 half
hours. I can just call you guys, get the
bike done. I mean, he's going to be here
by the time you're able to
>> usually you're going to want that side
if you're driving
so that you can come back and see that
heads up.
>> So, you feel good. You did your first
time. He doesn't have a gun, right?
>> If you don't feel your phone, but you
have to call for him. Go ahead and
search again. You can search him 10,000
times for an hour. I don't care. But
here
and then I'm going to do the city
ordinance version. So basically you have
to do the city.
>> Okay.
>> I like to keep things simple. Okay.
All right. Here's the deal.
>> It's always easier to prep it first.
>> You calm down. So we're going to jail.
We don't need to add any more. So
>> next thing you do,
>> see how there's there's no guns or drugs
in our car.
If you find guns and drugs in our car
when we get to the jail, that's a
problem, right?
>> Me and I have some problems. I don't
mind me asking how long you been. It's
like your first meeting. I'm not listen.
I'm telling right here. I'm not a piece
of I've calmed down. I support the boys
in blue all day long. I respect you more
than anybody else here cuz you don't
know right from so my boy got a charge
like this.
>> I know. But
so we'll see we'll see how you act when
we get to the show. All right. I'll fist
bump to you when we get to Joe and
you've been cool. I'll
>> fist bump.
>> I can't
be a big boy.
>> All right. What are you doing? Is he
good or
I'm trying to help him? Trying to help
him.
I know that's
>> dude. Like you're not going to get a
cooler like inmate to teach this kid
what to do
>> right here.
>> Real talk.
>> But that that's that's the premise. So
you don't have to reach across their
body. I guess it broke.
>> You don't have to hold it.
I got you. That's good.