What is your probable cause to think that I'm under the influence of alcohol right now? >> Driving behavior, speech patterns. >> What about my speech patterns? >> It's not something I'm going to get into right now. Do you want to perform soiety or no? >> Well, no. Why would I give you that? Because >> I'm going to take you to jail. >> Go right ahead. >> Okay. You think I'm on DUI right now? This is the standard. I can't wait till you take me into Frederick County Sheriff's Office. I'm going to blow on your actual test and it will be completely sober, sir. >> All right. Come on, dude. Uh, for my sake, I hope it's tonight. Yeah. Yep. I need to take a nice deep breath. You're going to seal your mouth on top of this mouthpiece and keep blowing till I tell you to stop. >> Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. How you going to stop? >> Have you sign this one quick? >> And what is this one right here? >> This just says you have 0.00 alcohol in your system. There's no alcohol in your system. That's all this machine is reading for is alcohol. I already knew that.