Can you please hold down it? >> No. See, that's what you did wrong. >> You can't. >> I am so strong. You're afraid to go. >> Hi. Please unrest me. >> Hey, what's going on? Hey, bud. Having a snack. What are we doing in there? Careful. Hey, you might want to put your pants on. Go ahead and step out here, bud. >> Do we have to? We're at my niece's house. >> Turn your car off. Is your car off? >> Yeah, we are. We believe you. >> Come on out here. >> What's the address here? >> What's the address, Mikey? >> You have any pants on? >> Do you have your ID? >> I don't. >> Sorry. >> That's strange. >> Which one is the house? This house here? >> Sad. >> Or over here? >> No. >> Have you got an ID on you by pants? >> No, I don't. >> I don't live here. >> Okay, but what house is >> the relative they live at? This one? Because you guys are parked in someone's driveway. >> No parked here. >> I don't know. Okay. >> I don't know. >> You don't know nothing about nothing? No. >> Okay. You hold on to this. I don't want you to lose that. Okay. >> Just Just have a seat right here. Have you had a little bit to drink today? >> Okay. Well, you're not driving, so you're not in trouble for that. Okay. >> I have not left our niece's house. >> Okay. >> In here, right? >> No. No. >> Which house is she supposed to be at right now? >> Oh, my niece. >> It's her niece's house somewhere over here. >> It is. This is Cassie Sue. >> Do you know where she's supposed to be right now? >> Where? >> The address, the street. >> There's no niece around here. >> No niece around here. Are we just lying or what? >> Just tell >> No, we're just like hanging out together. >> There's no niece around here. >> Just tell the truth. I don't care. >> I'm being honest with you. >> I mean, you're [ __ ] face. >> I am, but we've been sitting here and we ain't left this. >> I'll tell you by the nasties. You can't be out driving this right here. >> I haven't. >> I'm going to tell you how you get here. Where are you going? >> I sat right here. What? >> Where are we going? Okay. >> Well, you're not going anywhere because I think you both were intoxicated, right? But >> but somebody can come pick you guys up. But where where did you guys come from earlier in the day? >> Where we come from is is on um >> cuz you're in Beach Grove right now. >> Okay. We're in >> Okay. >> Your shirt. >> I didn't know it was going to cause you any problems. >> Well, what? >> I just >> Okay. Hey, just right there on >> right back. >> Can I put some like clothes on? >> Yeah, I appreciate it. >> I will help you. >> I know street help. I'm just a little bit >> I just didn't know if Raymond England Raymond and um >> I don't need an exact address. I'm just curious where you guys how you ended up here. >> No, just expect how we end up here. >> Okay. Raymond and um >> stop Mikey. >> Southern >> Southern and Raymond are both the same direction. East west. That's okay. Just just hang tight right here. She's >> okay. Well, I ain't got no warrants on me or nothing. >> That's fine. I just need to know who I'm talking to. Okay, >> you can show all that. >> You're fine, man. Just just relax. Just relax. We'll we'll get somebody to come pick you up here in a second. Okay. problem. >> Why? >> Yeah. Why? >> Cuz you're parked on so much property and it's >> Oh, all right. I get that. I get it. I'm sorry. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> So, we have two intoxicated subjects sitting in the vehicle on private property. They weren't driving. How they got here or when they consumed alcohol, we don't know. Um, apparently it's been long enough that these people in the area noticed that it didn't belong. So, we'll try to get some more info out of them here in a second. >> Well, seems that uh that was a maybe inopportune moment. >> Yeah, you're on 15. I am. I'm sorry. >> So, can you call somebody to come and get you guys? >> Yes. No, but I can have them come get my van. >> Is that cool? >> It's perfect. >> Will you not have us arrested if I have us take it away? >> We have no desire to arrest you. >> Well, here's what I feel. >> Y'all are awesome for letting us go. >> Yeah. >> I would get somebody to come get my van. My van. >> Yeah. >> Call somebody. >> Well, this is somebody's property and you're in front of their driveway. >> Do I need to pull them up? Where do I need to go from here? Hey, first thing somebody shut up, Mikey. Shut the fuckles up. >> How do I say it, sir? >> Pull it up to like and then have somebody with a license. >> If you want to stay warm in the vehicle, you can, but we're not going to have you guys operate the vehicle. Okay. >> I understand. No, no, no, no. >> Okay. Go, go ahead and hop in the front passenger seat. Okay. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Set the fudge signals up. Let that gentleman tell you where to go. >> When is when can somebody be here? No, I could have somebody who was that 17 minutes. >> Is that cool if I pull around the corner? >> No, we don't want you operating the vehicle, period. >> How about this, sir? >> No, don't. You're not moving the vehicle anyway. >> Okay, how about I drop this [ __ ] I I don't You can't leave it in front of their garage. Okay, >> sir. Do I need to pull up like half an inch? >> Don't have her operate at all. Just have someone come. >> I get your sir. >> Listen, as soon as someone gets here, they can move your car. >> Okay. My niece can come right now and have me move it till there right now. We're towing it. Okay. >> Okay. Can you give me all like 10 minutes? Perfect. >> Now, somebody bring it. >> She only lives five blocks away. I do 10 blocks away. >> I do, sir. Get her on the phone, sir. I'll leave this [ __ ] and walk home. >> Did she contact anyone on the phone? >> No. >> Sir, I I swear to God, I would have somebody listen to what I'm saying. Okay, stop talking. >> Sorry, Do you have a phone? >> No. >> Mike, do you have a phone? >> No. >> How are you going to get somebody? >> My niece will come. I swear to God. Why would she know that you're here? >> If I just call her and say, "Hey, >> with phone, >> come get my car." >> With what phone? >> I don't mean that, bro. >> And her cell phone ever somewhere. >> No, that's my I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I can have my niece here like within five minutes. Please give me a second to have her come. >> How far is it from? Uh >> look, here's what I got to say. >> Can you give me five minutes? Sherman Drive is just two blocks. >> Two blocks away. Can you give me 10 minutes to get it moved? >> We need you to call somebody. >> My niece with a license will come. >> Church is where we going with church. >> But you just you guys can't drive. You could walk there if you want. >> No, I'm going to do you. >> Oh, well, >> as long as you're not too intoxicated. Do you feel like you can safely walk there? >> No. Me and him will safely walk together, >> but my niece Cassie that has license will come get my car. You're going to you're going to walk the keys back to her, >> man. I'll leave this [ __ ] right here. Right where you say you feel safe to walk up. >> Okay, I will. Sir, I don't mean no disrespect. I'm taking all the respect. >> How far is church me from here? >> Churchman Avenue is you'd have to go down, right? And you could walk. So, here's the deal. >> A long ways. >> No, it's not. So, >> Mike, you >> No, no, he's he's fine. No, I'm just >> Okay, so if you turn right here, you'll go up to Southern Avenue. Okay, >> she's putting the window up. >> I will, sir. I don't I just want to make sure she's not coming back. >> I'm trying to get back up. >> You might No, no, don't walk back. Stay right here. >> Get back up. >> No, trust me. >> All right, turn your car off. I'm not going to have you get run over. All right, listen. Right here. If you turn right here, you'll go to Southern. Okay. And then you make a left, it'll take you all the way to Churchman. Okay. Do you know where that weird triangle intersection is down at >> Perkins? You're approximately a half mile from there. >> My feet. >> So, it is a little bit of walk unless you guys can track down a phone at a business or something, but really darn any business. >> The goal clearly is for someone to come quickly. >> I've had two. I ain't going to lie to you. >> Two dogs. >> Two dogs? What? There's two dogs in here. I bet is the only sizzy bear. Damn. >> You got a dog and a croc in there. >> She come. >> Oh, there it is. >> She will. >> Dog doesn't know what's going on. >> She's scared. She's scared that >> she sees the flashlight. I'm so sorry. >> Come on, [ __ ] Bear. >> [ __ ] >> I'm so sorry, sir. >> Well, the thing is you guys are on someone's private property and it >> Oh, yeah. >> It doesn't belong here. So, somebody called because it doesn't belong here, right? >> Calm down. >> I understand that. I'm so sorry. >> The dog needs to be on a >> Hey, do you have a leash? >> I do. >> Well, the dog needs to be like >> Yeah. Or or carry it. >> Mike, stop. Let me get her a leash. >> Are you all going to make me >> You have a blanket in there. >> She's scared. She's scared. >> Well, yeah. She's freezing, too. >> Okay. >> She's scared. >> You got her? >> No. >> Yes. She's She's scared. >> You still need to get the leash. >> Okay. >> Are the lights off? You can look around if you want. Ain't no drama, please. Get loose. Hey, >> quiet. >> No, I'm just Where's your cross? Where's your shoe? Find your shoe. >> My shoe. My shoe's in there. >> Where's it at? Let's get it. You don't have >> Can you please hold that? >> No. See, that's what you did wrong. You can't. >> I am so strong. I left your freaking door. >> All right. Please don't arrest me. >> But look, >> don't don't call the cops on me. >> No, you don't do it. >> Can you believe that? >> No. Please. I'm sorry, guys. No. Damn it. [Music] Oh my god. >> This is a bloopers right here. The bloopers. >> No. >> I'm sorry. I'm just >> Give him a handshake. Worst pull over. Just get out. >> Look, bro. Do you see anything in there? Is there a dead body? Dumb [ __ ] What's up? >> All right. Well, here's the big deal. We'll find the [ __ ] for my dog. Right. >> Okay. Go ahead and turn the vehicle off and take the keys. Put them in your pocket. >> Let me give you this. Hold that. Let me find my dog [ __ ] and then I'll get that way. >> That way ain't nobody got to drive off the dog. >> You're looking for the dog stuff or my dog next. >> She is so cold. >> All right. >> Okay. Hey, make sure we turn this off. We don't want to have a dead battery. Right. I got to hear something to you. Where? >> I don't know what you just said, but >> No, I don't mean no dis. >> When you guys when you guys hooked up, did she have two shoes? >> I don't know. I think so. >> Did you just Did she just get wild? >> I think so. >> No, sir. >> It's not on the back. >> No disrespect. My dog has no leash. There is no >> That's perfectly fine. He's doing a good job holding it. We just don't want it to freeze. >> He's a good dude. If it's freezing, you can maybe >> All right. Here's another good thing. >> You want this blanket back here to wrap it up in >> Please look in. I'm going step aside. >> You might want to pull that cord out of your pocket before you >> All right. No arrest. >> There you go. >> You see anything that's sad in there? >> Mike, make sure that you guys have someone pick this up. If not, if somebody calls back in like an hour or so, >> just the police. Thank you. >> Okay, I got you. >> Sorry. I do appreciate you. >> I do appreciate you. I don't know what y'all been going through and I don't know what I've been. Look, I'm tripped, >> but I thank you all. >> Make sure it's locked up before you start walking away. >> Right on. >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for everything. >> Walk away for guys. >> Okay. Please, please drive it. That's been drinking. Okay. >> We won't. Hey, like I said, >> man said thank >> right. You you walk right into Southern. Okay. >> Then make a left. Okay. You'll cross over Sherman and you'll get to Churchman. Okay. Like I told you, it's going to be a half mile to get that triangle. The dog may be cold, but also maybe traumatized by what it's just seen. >> Yeah. Listen, they're both very lucky. Nobody had to go downtown. >> This is true. >> For being drunk in public or anything like that. So >> this is true. >> Very lucky. >> Everyone got lucky. >> They had a >> more than had a leg up. >> Um