they can pick me up [Music] thank you thank you ma'am I'm also about New Mexico State Police I know way too fast how fast you think you're going uh 75 80. I'm so sorry I just really need to poop she's trying to get home so listen no it's not okay and then you're wobbly you're all over the place okay you have a driver's license so we'll do my attention to your vehicle is literally when you got on to I-25 from Jefferson and you've made the wide radius turn and then literally was like I'm a city driver okay give Insurance uh uh yes well it's all my ex-husbands I actually like don't have it so if you want to give me a ticket no worries I go to court and look it up how you pronounce your last name I'm gonna have your stuff on out real quick I just have to ask for more questions any weapons on you on your person okay give me a ticket okay I'm a good girl step on average [Music] someone have you walk to the front of my unit for me please okay so why did you say you're a good girl and all that what do you think I've never been in trouble I'm just trying to get home because I just really think okay so what are you trying to tell me then I'm just trying to go home okay listen I want you to be honest with me how much have you had to drink tonight a couple of drinks what's a couple of drinks um just so regular describe them that's true please don't arrest me I've never been arrested before how long like 30 minutes 20 30 minutes and then where was that at um [Music] you have them on right now are you softer heart very soft okay can you put your feet together just like mine hands reflect your side we need to remain in that position there do you understand I'm have you start at the tip of my right index fingers pick me up listen please we're not to that point yet listen I have somebody who can take me home you listen okay I'm not gonna sit here and you know argue I don't need to argue I really don't okay listen I need you to stare at the tip of my right indexing with your eyes and do not move your head you understand you have any questions please what yeah can you please because how my friend hit me up please no no no no no we're not even to the point was following weekend so listen please stop listen I'm just trying to get home take a deep breath relax you're held you're 30 years old okay so we're the same age act the same age okay I did nothing before you I don't need you to get all you know emotional and start yelling I'm not gonna act irrational I'm just telling you I got you listen can I have a DD that can pick me up I got you listen you made the decision to drive you're driving forward right arrest me I'm not even to that point I don't want to arrest you I really don't so listen I have to do my job you can respect that right can can someone just pick me up for me please walk over here please please please please please please please please please let me silly right now um I don't have the money to get out please are you saying you don't feel like you should be driving right now is that what you're saying brother just leave my car and have someone pick I ask you a question I good in my eyes okay but I really don't want in your eyes so what I'm trying to do right now listen what I'm trying to do to make sure you're safe to drive okay if you're safe to drive you're gonna be on your way okay okay but if you're not I'm gonna have to do my jobs and you're gonna go to jail but we're not to that point please you can't give me a chance please put your feet together [Music] listen to me can you listen to me yes or no still listen we are trying okay you just can't just have my friend pick me up foreign finger with your eyes and do not move your head do you understand yes or no follow my finger please can you really introduce your legs a few they're gonna prevent you from walking bouncing your turn are you healthy yeah those shoes come for the walking I see that they have a little Hill to them about a two inch Hill would you like to remove them and would you like to keep them up do you have any other flat uh sold shoes inside the vehicle [Music] facing your vehicle shove it down face your vehicle can you pitch your imaginary line on the ground from where your left foot is straight out in front of you to my right foot if you put your straight line on the ground yes or no okay this Line's gonna be approximately the width of your shoe do you understand that yep Line's gonna be approximately at the width of your shoe do you understand yeah all right now so listen I'm gonna need you to put your left foot on that line take your right foot place it directly in front of your left foot pitching Heel To Toe standing just like that I don't know if your hands with each side now mama I need you remain in that position there tell him to give you all the instructions you will not start the test till I tell you to do so do you understand left foot to not tell you do so ma'am you gotta take nine steps forward on this imaginary line you're going to look downward at your feet count each step out loud at all times do you have any questions so far so look I'm going to demonstrate this test you man it's gonna look like this map one take a step back and until you start yet like that take a step back put your right foot directly from your left foot stuff right there so look I'm gonna demonstrate let's do it just like that one two three see I did that I'm only gonna take three steps you're on your ninth step your front foot's gonna stay planted on the ground with your back foot which is your opposite foot you're gonna take a series of small steps just like so to turn yourself up I'm sorry I'm gonna do nice steps and then do a turn yes go and put your right foot directly in front of your left foot stop right there so once again you're gonna look like this you're gonna leave your front foot planted with your right foot in your uh with your opposite foot you're gonna take a series of small steps to turn yourself in the opposite direction just like at the end of nine steps yes okay you have any questions on the train crosses I'm gonna do my best now you're gonna be facing the front of petroleum proceed back nine steps like so one so you want me to go back okay this way correct you're gonna take nice tests four turn around take nice and straight hold on hold on oh wait I thought you wanted me to go and turn this way stay right there okay stand right here okay and face your vehicle oh okay confused I thought you wanted me to go towards yours no worries right foot directly from your left foot right foot directions on your left foot I'm sorry I seriously don't want to [ __ ] up because I don't I'm so I'm literally right there I'm literally scared yeah do you have any questions regarding the instructions are you completely understand everything once you start do not stop oh wow okay come back that's just maybe can I try again for me please sorry just like my hands right there facing me I'm gonna need you remain in that position there you're not going to start the test side tired of you so do you understand yes sir and that's how I tell you so you're gonna take the foot of your choice either your right foot or your left foot you're gonna lift that foot approximately six inches from the ground you keep your foot parallel the ground you keep your hands right to the side both legs straight you're going to look at your right foot you're going to count in the upper manner by one thousand years a thousand you're gonna count by one thousand one thousand one one thousand two ten I continue counting upward by one thousands until I talk to stop so look I'm going to demonstrate this test to you it's going to look like this I'm gonna pick my rifle for my demonstration but you can pick your right or your left foot approximately six inches from the ground you see I'm doing so yeah keep your foot parallel to the ground do not point up this is parallel do you understand yes sir hand your glitch aside both legs straight looking down at your raised foot you're going to count and upper mounted by one thousand seven minutes 2002 1003 100400 continue counting upward by one thousands until I tell you to stop any questions no sorry I do not yes sir join me again man [Music] I don't have balance as it is going to stop someone have you walk to the front of my unicorn please [Music] yes yes right here tonight this like right now but this morning it's gonna be this evening with this evening [Music] please please please sir please I'm gonna have to pay 200 you're gonna have to pay to get it out yes ma'am I don't know how much it is sir please give me a chance please please why because you're arrested that's why yeah I don't understand what I'm down the road from my house I what what time can someone pick me up it all depends on the judgment on the judge can you open your mouth like this yeah anything else you're keeping your gun they're not gonna be down right I'm just gonna be in the tank on my phone when I'm in there now when you're in the tank but yes you got your phone before before but I have to sit what time can I get picked up it all depends on the jokes have a seat please I need a coat it need to go to work in the morning I will do my best to make sure I get to work I need to be there at 7. I don't know about that man I think it's already two o'clock in the morning back please so man listen to me I'm about to tell you something important you're on nervous for driving one of the influence an interlock it's up to the Judgment listen so this is my son I be hopeless I'm sorry ma'am listen I have to read you important you were under arrest for driving one of the influence I've been talking liquor and or drugs the New Mexico and my phone requires you to submit to a breath test due to terminal alcohol content can you please can you please give me not right now not right now okay I need my phone I will bring you with us you're not gonna have it right now in the back and my car is going to be towed it is I've never been in trouble [Music] you said I could have a couple of phone calls so like like can I just call them now why can't I just call them now and let them know I don't know how this works you act like I've been arrested before I don't know anything times but vaguely vaguely I don't know anything about this I don't know any of the process I don't know what happens I don't know anything okay and then get released but you have no idea how long it's gonna take it okay so it could be [ __ ] five o'clock tomorrow fan [ __ ] tastic Monday I can't I I can't I literally cannot sit here until Monday I will lose my [ __ ] apartment I have a kid I literally just and I'm going through a divorce I cannot sit here until Monday I can't I will lose my job you're not really I couldn't let my friend pick me up I was going to ride with him and I didn't want my car you could have given me a break you know that I you could have given me a break I understand that it's your job but you could have let my friend pick me up and I would pick my car up tomorrow and now I'm [ __ ] I know that's not your problem but you could have just let my friend pick me up I already told you man you're gonna get a phone call here in a minute when I can [Music] keeping process stability because I got arrested you will you just have to give me a second in about 10-15 minutes why 10-15 minutes why can't you just let me call them real fast because that's not how it works man you sure just want to be a jerk not the reason but it is the judge whatever I know it's your job dude but like you know you could have just let someone picked me up you know that in the bottom of my heart your heart whether you want it better or not you know that but you don't want to stay please do you agree to take our tests yes or no what's that so I'm not going to continue reading since you're verbally agreeing to be touched is that correct ma'am [Music] it's a yes or no ma'am wait so you decided if I say I want a secondary test that means I don't need to be tested now or it's both so yes you're gonna if you want your secondary independent test you have to take the test that I'm offering once you take that test then you request a secondary independent test I give you a phone book I'll give you means of a cell phone you contact somebody to arrange for a secondary independent test well if it's the next day what does it matter it's gonna be a different reading either way so you're going to have your reading and then a different reading and that's not going to do I I I don't understand okay so um do you agree to take our tests well I need to know what the point of the secondary test is it's just your opportunity I agree to anything so like I said I don't want to say something are you going to interrupt me are you gonna listen I'm trying to explain to you but you keep on interrupting me know listen Okay the right for a secondary independent test is basically saying this is our test right so this is our valid test here if you want a secondary independent test you can test this one then you have that right to it I explained it to you you said I've never been arrested I've never had a breathalyzer I don't know what that means no you're saying there's a secondary test yes it is but you would give us a secondary independent test you refined a physician a licensed nurse something in that nature it's all your blood and then you could utilize what you do but how does that work do medical stuff man I'm not a doctor I'm a cop I cannot force you to take our test but if you refuse you will lose your New Mexico driver's license or non-res operating privilege for one year if you're convicted in quarter driving one to the influence you may also receive a greater sentence because you refuse to be tested blatant terms do you understand I'm saying I'll take it but I'm wondering what the secondary test is and I just told you it's a test it's used it's a test that you repeat days later and you get a blood draw right now but you have to request it do you understand that that's what a secondary independent test is I'm not trying to be mean I try to make sure you understand okay is now I thought it was I thought it was once I give you up G you blow into this machine I will give you a phone book your means of your cell phone you contact somebody they come over here to this office and then they draw your blood do you just like be a little nicer I'm doing my best never no you're being mean I'm sorry you feel that way I've never been you see on my record I've never been arrested never been in trouble never been convicted I don't know law I don't know terms and explain it to you over and over again man I'm trying to make sure you fully understand before we move on you don't think you're being kind of you were being kind of vague like I'm supposed to know what that is right off the bat I'm sorry you don't understand it man yeah I'll take the breathalyzer I don't need the secondary that's I just have to offer it to you man okay well again I've never been in trouble so how am I supposed to know we're okay we're past that there man you really really you deal with all kinds of shitty people all day every day that's not me you are 100 fine ma'am over here I'm good don't worry are you gonna tell me you don't think you're being kind of needs me I'm sorry you feel that way ma'am if you feel like I should have gave you a ride home or had somebody come pick you up that's the only reason why I'm being mean I'm sorry I'm gonna be a mean guy then because I did my job I made sure you're safe but we're not going to see you and argue so listen now I'm going to run your information to this machine though why was that not an option because that's not how it works anymore this is 2023 that's not how it works anymore why because that's just not how it works because you just need to arrest somebody I don't need to do anything I just need to make sure you get home safe and everybody else gets home safe that's what I signed up for this job for a DD someone that could take a breathalyzer that was literally so great you could complain to the judge you could call my supervisors anytime you'd like them we don't like the services that I'm providing I just can't lose weight I completely understand you're you know stressing about that I really do but you don't care that's okay for it just like you said you said you can lose money either right yeah well I'll just see me on the street how long are my phone calls uh it depends on how long it takes me to do the paperwork man it's gonna be based off of how long it takes me to do the paperwork that's how many phone calls you get what is that what does that mean I have to do paperwork boom well I'm doing my paperwork so it could take 15 minutes it could take 20 minutes it could take 30 minutes so during that time frame you're only authorized one phone call but I'm being nice I'm giving you a phone call and you can make more than one so that's all how it is okay not yet ma'am my hands are numb sucks [Applause] oh man take a deep breath foreign [Music] ma'am are you gonna be able to do this oh my God I just don't want the machine to time out man after you make the phone call okay [Music] [ __ ] baby oh my God oh my God deep breath One Last Time One [Music] here we go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go [Music] one two three go almost [Music] don't stop [Music] when you're putting your mouth your tongue in front of it take a deep breath stop [Music] thank you man [Music] you want utilize yourself Center please don't lift your hands up off your back yeah