Dude, you got to get off the road. You can't keep driving on a flat tire. >> You got to get on the shoulder. You can't keep driving on that rim. >> On the right shoulder. >> It looks like you urinated. Why is your crotch region wet? >> It's not. That's not a wet crotch region, sir. >> What happened to your car? Why don't you have a tire? >> I do have a tire. I'm trying to get home with a flat tire. >> There's a tire under there? >> It's not it. >> Who's that in the car with you? >> It's something getting home with me. >> Well, you're driving on the highway without a tire. That's not safe. >> I don't agree with you. I'm heading east to pick up my son. >> Is that your son? >> No, sir. >> Hey, buddy. Could you stay in the car? You all right? You're physically okay? >> No, I'm I'm good. No. >> Sir, how dare you grab my wrist? >> What is my name? >> What is happening? >> You're going to cuff me? >> No, you're going to drag me. >> Okay, good. >> Drag me. >> Am I doing anything wrong? >> How am I not a scoundrel, sir?