Get out. Go on. Get out. Go. Come on. Come on. >> Hey, come here. >> Hello. >> The raccoon has a her pipe. >> It's one of us. >> Oh, you scared. >> Cops deal with all types of criminals every day. But what happens when the suspect is actually a big fat pig? >> Just a couple pigs chasing a pig. On June 29th, 2023, officers from the Louisville Metro Police Department were dispatched to a reported disturbance in a neighborhood. They arrived ready for anything except what they found. >> Dad, I don't know how old it is. I just try to keep up from being hit. >> Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Come on. [Laughter] Thank you, sir. >> Are you okay? >> Yeah. >> He's one of us. >> Just Just a couple pigs chasing a pig. [Applause] >> This is what I signed up for right here, brother. >> Pig chasing a pig. >> Hey. No sir. No sir. >> It ended with laughs, disbelief, and even photo evidence because some stories need proof. But up next is something even more challenging to believe. A breakin involving a deer. >> Oh god. >> On the 6th of June 2019, cops responded to a break-in in progress. When they arrived in numbers, they expected to find multiple suspects or at least one. But what they found shocked them. [Music] >> Police, let me see your hand. That's a deer. It's a deer. It's a deer. >> It's a deer. Stand down. [Music] go. Come on. [Music] >> Uh, no. Get the sh [Music] The officers yelled, "Hands up." Meanwhile, the deer was probably like, "Jokes on you. I don't even have hands." >> Open the door. Open the door. [Music] >> Golly. [Music] [Music] There we go. >> If you thought that deer was a handful, wait till you meet the next crew. Let's just say they weren't running. They were standing their ground. What happens when a police officer meets someone who refuses to cooperate? Usually, it ends with a taser, a tackle, and a pair of handcuffs. But this time, the officer was dealing with not one but three unruly suspects. Hey, go home. Go home. Go home. Go. Hey. Hey. Hey. Get back. Hey. Hey. Go ahead. Get down the road. >> It got so intense that the officer started making bird sounds. [Laughter] Eventually, the officer realized something important. Letting them have the street was safer than trying to hold the line. [Applause] No, I stopped the car and they decided to trap them. So now they're trying to give me cuddles. Hey, take it easy, brother. Get back. Get back. Come on. Get on the road. Down the road. Down the road. Come on. >> Guys are angry. >> The turkeys of Hickan were born. But this next one, he was personal. On August 5th, 2017, an officer in Oklahoma ended up with an unexpected partner. He didn't ask for backup, but it showed up anyway. >> You said no. >> Oh, >> excellent. >> Get off the car. Get off the car. >> It's okay. >> Go. >> We'll see if insurance covers that. I got it all on video. It's fine. Oh, no. It's not mine. Mine is right there. >> Okay. Well, there you go. Thank you. >> That's my hood, dude. >> Get off the car. >> I'll pull out as soon as you get it off. >> It might have played out differently if it were a person, but what happens next? Let's just say it involves a jump, a bark, and a very confused officer. On August 6th, 2022, an Oregon State Police officer got more than he bargained for during a routine traffic stop. >> Okay, I get it. Stuff happens. We're all human, right? I get it. Hi, Poppers. Is the vehicle in your name, ma'am? It is. Who's the insurance provider? It's not every day a traffic stop ends with a four-legged hug. But if that seems strange, wait till you see what happens when a police officer tries to reason with a turkey. September 24th, 2024, a police officer stepped in to protect and serve. But this time, the citizen in need was a two-ft tall feathered outlaw. He thought he was doing his civic duty. Instead, he landed on the turkeykey's hit list. Get out of here. 620 621 >> 333 Found 1045 >> three. Go ahead. >> I've got a turkey attacking my cruiser. [Music] >> 10 floor. He has no fear. >> 333 West Point. >> I am on Evergreen at Hay Meadow in Grand Chute. temporary college. >> I don't know what they're going to do. >> Barely 10 seconds in, the turkey had already built up a wrap sheet, blocking traffic, damaging a squad car, resisting guidance, and charging at an officer. If poultry court existed, this bird would have needed a legal team. >> 333 fond. I tried to use my siren to scare him out of the road so he wouldn't get struck. And I think he took it as a challenge. >> Go get >> back at the station, other officers were cracking up over the radio. Three3 response 333. Do you need backup >> e for the turkey attack? >> Yeah, 1040 is good. I'm uh trying to deescalate. currently negotiating. Uh he is pecking at my tire. Bye. >> 131. >> Leave. Get out of here. >> Just as peace talks were stalling, another car rolled in and ruined everything. [Music] >> Oh, he don't like that. Leave buddy. Come on. Chew. Chew. [Music] Get out of here. Go. >> I No, he's he's over there. All right. All right. >> No, he don't like you. Pull off to the side. I think you'll be all right. >> Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get out of here. Get out of here. Well, that's no good. There's a fence here. I don't know how many mornings I've sat under a tree trying to get them close to me and now I can't get them to go away. Shoo. Scram. He don't like cars. Eventually, the officer had enough. He called in pursuit and gave dispatch the most detailed, dramatic suspect description of a turkey you'll ever hear. >> Bond, I'm currently in a foot pursuit. Going to be eastbound, male. I about 2 feet tall, short beard. He's behind you. Mostly brown. Some red and white trim. Deceptively fast. Lasting northbound on Fox Craw. He's no longer in traffic. >> We chase. He's no one. He's not in traffic anymore. That's all that matters. >> Can't catch them all. >> I'm sure he will. [Laughter] >> At least he wasn't like violent towards When I got out of the car, I'm like, uh, this could be a first reported injury that's going to get laughed at a lot. >> I was like, I know OC works real well on dogs. >> If you thought one angry turkey was a handful, wait till you meet the lamb that made a whole police unit question their career choices. [Music] >> Hey, baby. Don't you >> What's that? >> Don't try to chase it. >> On June 1st, 2017, Middleton police responded to a disturbance at a local gas station. But this wasn't your average suspect. Hey, baby. Clyde, if you can grab his collar, we'll just snare him there. [Music] >> Let her come here. Come on. Come on. Come on, baby. See if you can get like a snack or something from inside. >> Huh? >> She would just like stand still. >> And for the first time in modern policing, a suspect was being coaxed with, "Come here, baby." >> 571. He's uh in a tick tock parking lot. Fairly large one running all around. Can't catch him. >> Hey. Hello there. Come here, baby. >> 57. >> Come on. >> Right there. Phil, hit your lights. Oh my god. [Music] Hey baby. Hey baby. No, no, no, no. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. >> There's two of them that they both >> This one was in the intersection when I come down. >> Uhhuh. >> And they saw me said, "The hell cops." Ran over here. The other one's down that way. This guy with a he had a truck over with a trailer. Oh, right over here. He said that he got out of his gate, but >> nobody got any. >> Well, he said he had stuff in his his truck there. So, I didn't where the hell where to go. I missed I lost him. >> Guys, he's going to end up getting hit. >> Yeah, >> they said it was down farther that way. No, let's worry about this one first. >> You should have tackled it. You're o you know if it would just wait for a sec. >> Yeah. Like get behind it. It's right here. One cop tried going full cowboy. Let's just say it's not his calling. >> Hey, baby. >> What's that? [Music] It's not good to chase him. >> Turns out the sheep had a soft spot. >> Family. >> Here she comes. I got this loose on here for you. >> If if that baby's up in here crying, she'll come in. >> Come on. Let's put the baby up in there. >> You want to put her here, sir? >> Come on. Right here. Come on, baby. >> Come on. Let's put All right. Let's put the baby in the truck. >> Get the baby in the truck. in the truck. >> Yeah. [Music] >> Put the baby up in there. >> Hey. Yeah. Let me No, I'll hold on. I'll hold on. >> Huh? [Music] She won't. >> Huh? >> She will or she won't. >> No, she won't. >> You got the You got it. >> Get her hooked in there. >> Get the rope around. [Music] >> Bad idea, guys. Bad idea. >> Well, you're the expert, so tell us what to do then. How do you want to do it? >> Okay, tighten it up. >> Tighten it up. Okay, that's that's all the tighter you can right there. You'll choke it. >> You want to close this a little bit, sir? Here it comes. Come on, baby. There we go. If you thought the lamb was bold for leading cops on a suburban sprint, this next suspect had zero chill and wings. >> On the 21st of March, 2021, Wal police officers were called to a local disturbance involving a turkey. Whether it was past trauma, a seasoned instinct, one officer decided to approach the scene like a fullblown tactical raid. >> I want the gloves and the net though is what I'm saying. Cuz when I go in there, I want to be able to like get it. >> It's a turkey, not a tiger. >> Yeah, it's going to scratch, dude. Have you seen Have you hunted turkey before? >> Suddenly, the officer's swat style prep made sense. That turkey wasn't here to negotiate. >> We need another nat cuz I'm useless. Oh my god. Got him. >> Hey, well done. >> All right. Now I just don't know you. >> How How far down? >> I mean, we're on the second floor. >> It's probably It's probably not mega suitable to just uh I got him. Hold on, >> Brady. Hold on to this guy. >> All right, let's go outside. >> Okay. We got her. >> That's what you get for asking for the net. Let her run. >> Well, I think I have to untangle it a little bit, but yeah. That's okay. It'll It'll burst free. He'll figure it out. It's all right, buddy. >> Instead of heating the oven at 425° F and giving thanks, the Wild Sa PD gave the turkey a second chance and a one-way trip back to the wild. After the turkey saga, you'd think it couldn't get any more ridiculous. But then came the chickens. >> On September 24th, 2023, an officer responded to a disturbance and found a suspect under 1t tall causing chaos. >> Why not? No, don't hide it. >> Chicken. >> Get some chicken. That's what I said. Dinner tonight. >> Chicken rooster. >> Yeah, that's a chicken. >> That's a If it was a rooster, I ain't touching. I got bad luck. Come on now. You don't get You don't get no >> Rocky. Come here now. >> Boy, don't pick me. >> Hey, this ain't faster than look. >> Eventually, the officer had to step in and escort the intruder off the property. >> We got chicken over here. >> We got chickens over here. You don't get You don't get [Music] >> it. She go over here. See that pitch right there? >> Get in there. No picture that chicken over here right there. >> After chasing turkeys, lambs, and chickens, the police thought they'd get a break. Instead, they found themselves negotiating with a very stubborn shopper on four legs. >> Let's go. Come on. >> Police were called to remove a shopper who refused to leave a store. But this wasn't your regular customer. It was a large dog named Bentley. >> Come on, let's go. Let's go. Come on. >> You be 51 with your dog leash. I tried using my leg restraints, but the dog's too big. >> Store workers were stuck. Bentley had parked himself inside and refused to budge, turning the evening shift into an accidental hostage situation. >> So, he just walked in? >> Yeah. Like, hey, I'm here to go grab something. And he just really walked the whole store. And we couldn't get him out. But then it was time to close. He had to lock our doors and now I fear like if I let him go that way, what can happen to him? >> He He's definitely a house dog. >> He's got to come in here like he knows where he's going. >> He's clean. He's a big boy. What kind of dog is this? >> Good boy. >> Come here. >> Good boy. >> Who's a good boy? >> He's a good boy. You're huge. >> You got to smile, too. One, two, three. Cheese. You'd think after dogs and chickens, officers had seen it all. But nothing prepares you for a four-legged intruder with a taste for police paperwork. >> Come on. Get out. Get out. Come on. Come on. >> An officer briefly stepped out of her patrol car. In that short moment, a goat jumped in and took over like he had business to settle. >> Oh, he's eating the paper. Get out. Go. Get out. Go. Come on. Come on. Get out. >> Get out. Get out. Without body cam footage, this would have been a tough story to explain. Come on, get out. Get out. Come on. Come on. Get up. Don't go. Get out. Give it. Give it. Give me that. Damn. Hang on. Don't Hang on. Hang on. >> But some visitors aren't looking to chew paper. Some just want help. On August 8th, 2023, Perkins Township police got a call for help. It wasn't the usual kind, just something stuck. When they arrived, they found a small creature in a big mess. It wasn't trying to hurt anyone, but it wasn't going anywhere either. It's okay. >> We're going to help you, bud. Hold on. It's okay, boy. And just when you thought you'd seen it all, another officer found their cruiser already occupied. On April 18th, 2023, Portage County police faced a strange dilemma. One of their cruisers had a new live-in guest. Selling this one is tough. It wasn't a squatter, a prankster, or even a drunk. It wasn't a lost pet or even a raccoon, but something with claws, spots, and zero respect for personal space. >> But while one department dealt with a squatter, another officer had to deal with a much bigger visitor on four legs. Hey, buddy. >> A Florida deputy's body cam was rolling when something large, furry, and unexpected walked into frame. Maybe it wanted directions. Maybe it just like patrol cars. We'll never know. But the timing couldn't have been weirder. >> Hey, buddy. All right. All right. I'm going to get back in where y'all can meet and finish that area off. >> The officer didn't wait around to negotiate. He backed off and got into his car fast. And honestly, who wouldn't? When a full-size bear strolls past your cruiser, survival mode kicks in. Still, if you think that was strange, wait until you meet the animal that looked like it loved me more than food. >> Is that what that is? >> Yeah, this is what she's smoking then. >> Okay. >> The raccoon play with her. On May 5th, 2025, Officer Austin Brham of Springfield Township Police pulled over a vehicle with an outstanding warrant and a suspended license. But the driver wasn't the only surprise. >> How are you? >> Um, so the reason I stopped you is you are you are suspended with a warrant for your arrest. >> I am. >> So, do me a favor. Turn off the car, put the keys up on the dash, detain you for that warrant and because you are suspended actively. Oh, hey. >> Come here. >> Hello. >> The raccoon has a herpe. >> As what? >> Oh my god. >> Her pipe. >> He's playing with the pipe right now. >> No, don't reach for it. That's evidence now. >> Oh, I don't want him to have it. >> Well, I'm That's why I'm going to do it. >> Hey, buddy. >> Huh? >> It's okay. >> Okay, you're on. He'll be here in two minutes. I'm right across from my Is that what that is? >> Yeah, this is what she's smoking. >> Oh, there's no way. He's trying to smoke it. >> All right. >> There's no way. >> All right. All right. Enough fun and games >> here. >> Huh? >> Yeah. He's on his way here. >> Uh, keep an eye. She was trying to take the mess wipe out of the car. Just keep an eye on her real quick. >> The driver was getting a fresh wrap sheet for possession. Meanwhile, the raccoon, no handcuffs, no court date, just a wild story in a deeply concerning new hobby. While some calls leave officers speechless, others just leave them staring at a goat screaming its lungs out. >> I don't know if it's an animal or a person, but sure enough, we're walking over here. I'm like, that's a person. >> Yeah. from a long distance sounds like help. >> Police in Oklahoma responded to reports of someone yelling for help. One officer ran full speed toward the noise, ready for anything. When they arrived quickly, they only discovered the cries were coming from an unexpected source. >> That's a person. It's a goat. >> Is a goat. >> Like I think I keep hearing somebody and I'm standing outside in Rebecca. I'm like, I hear it. I don't know if it's an animal or a person, but sure enough, we were walking over here. I'm like, that's a person. >> Just when you think you've heard it all, the next stop includes horns, hooves, and one very confused driver. In Nebraska, Norfolk police pulled over a man casually cruising down the highway with a Watusi bull riding shotgun. No one expected the horns to be that real. >> Uh well, the officers received a call reference a car driving into town that had a a cow in it. >> Seat belt, no safety, just a fullgrown bull in a customuilt passenger seat. The man was endangering the animal, the public, himself, and honestly whoever approved the seat mod in the first place. Around 10:00 a.m., the Northfor Police Division responded to a call of a man driving eastbound on 275. That bull may have been chill, but the next animal didn't come with brakes. On July 1st, 2023, Glendale officers found themselves in a slow chase with a suspect who didn't need a getaway car. It had four legs, zero fear, and no plans of pulling over. >> I want to get around, bro. Take it. Take it. >> Let's go. That's how we do it. That's how we do it, boys. All right. The goats were enjoying the pursuit. They slowed down just enough to bait them in, then took off again like seasoned escape artist. You'd think law enforcement could catch a break indoors, but not when big cats are involved. >> Behind the plant, right? I know. I know. >> Deputies in Jefferson County were called to a home in Ken Carroll after someone found an unexpected guest getting cozy in the home. It wasn't a burglar or a neighbor. It was a bobcat lounging like it owned the place. The officers didn't need backup. They needed animal control and maybe a broom. >> He's right there. He's up on that shelf behind the plant, right? >> I know. I know. >> Yo, guys, look at this thing. Hi, Kiki. Well, I'm going to see if he chases the laser. I don't know. Cats like lasers. >> It's not a normal cat. >> Cats are all the same. They all like the same thing. >> You guys are hilarious. >> Hey, look. Kiki. >> The bobcat, meanwhile, looked more offended than scared. like they were the ones trespassing and disturbing his peace. Thankfully, he was removed safely and returned to the wild. The next officer tried to get some sleep. What he woke up to was something else entirely. A police officer turned on his body cam to investigate a hole dug into his yard. The footage revealed something so odd it barely made sense the next morning. Whoever or whatever was behind it clearly had plans. >> Hey, woke up this morning. The camera is sitting right there and I put it I put it on the yellow chair. So that is strange. [Applause] Oh, [Applause] very strange people. >> Okay, so I just picked it up and look how dirty it is. Like muddy. So somebody now the only thing I can think of this is a far cry but raccoons come here and you know they use the water bottle. Look, they wash their hands how dirty it is. You know, I think possibly. I know it's crazy, but you know, this looks like it's been manhandled and it was sitting on that yellow chair. Fuzzy, do you know what happened? Well, we're going to check it out. [Music] [Applause] [Music] The raccoon looked straight at the camera as if to say, "Take your body cam back and stop disturbing my peace." Meanwhile, in another city, someone or something had its eyes set on cake. >> Yo, get out of here, bear. >> On September 4th, 2022, Semi Valley police responded to a report of an intruder. What they found wasn't a burglar. It was a bear midnack enjoying stolen cake like it owned the place. >> There you >> Hey, Bear. Bear, get out of here, G. >> Go. Get out of here, Bear. We're inside the house. >> He just treated himself. You want me to get him out of here? Uh, let's keep an eye out. I haven't seen a fish game. >> Now for one that wandered out of the woods and straight into the freezer section. >> Got him. He got him. >> On October 17th, Alaska police responded to reports of a disturbance at a local grocery store. They didn't expect to find a deer inside shopping for snacks. >> Keep going. Pushing this way. Got him. >> You got him. >> Where do you want to put in this thing now? >> Back of the truck. >> Back of the truck. Put him in the >> Put him in the back of the Jeep truck. >> Yeah. Put him in ours. >> Not yours. Right here. >> Just put him in ours. We'll take him out the road to dump him. right here. >> Oh, and uh we got a little jailbreak. >> Can you put the whole thing in there? >> Maybe. >> Just open the door. It'll run out. How does it come about? >> Hey, can you lower this window about 4 in? >> Yeah. >> In the end, the deer left the same way it came in, without paying. And frankly, if we were rating police encounters by weirdness, this one definitely qualifies for a loyalty card.