This is the pizza bandit. This is Tony Cheesy Romano. And Tony Cheesy Romano has a problem. A big cheesy greasy problem. He can't stop stealing pizza. I mean, he just can't. The smell of a fresh pizza, it just does something to him. It brings out the monster inside. A monster that has to have that pizza, even if it means stealing it. It all started when Tony was just a little kid. One day, his mom ordered a pizza, but when it arrived, it was burnt to a crisp. So Tony did what any reasonable kid would do. He took matters into his own hands.