Once upon a time in a town not too far away, there lived a man named Barry Oman, aka the serial killer. Barry grew up obsessed with sugary cereals and cereal boxes. He couldn't get enough of the colorful sugary goodness or the cool cartoons on the boxes. And so he began collecting them. But Barry wasn't like other cereal collectors. Do now his obsession was unhealthy to say the least. You see, Barry would sneak into people's homes at night and rumage through their cupboards, stealing all the sweet cereals like Lucky Charms, Froot Loops, and Cocoa Pebbles. Then he would replace them with bland brand flakes. How awful is that? To make matters worse, Barry always left behind an empty box of Froot Loops and a spoon stabbed into the carpet like a calling card. Can you imagine the look on those people's faces when they opened their cupboards? It must have been devastating. Well, this went on for quite some time until one day the town's people had had enough. They were terrified. The kids were crying at the breakfast table. No one felt safe anymore. This town needed a hero and fast. So, a team of cops set out to catch the serial killer. They paraded through the streets, testing serial balls for fingerprints and interviewing witnesses. It was like CSI, but with more violence and wacky sound effects. Finally, they tracked Barry down to his secret hideout, a serial factory. What ensued was the biggest, most dangerous game of hide and seek in history. The detective slipped and slid on cereal, got lost in a marshmallow avalanche, and even had to swim through a flood of milk. It was a serial catastrophe. But amidst the chaos, they finally spotted Barry. He was stuck to a giant marshmallow, and they pulled him off with ease. Then they arrested him with handcuffs and locked him up in a prison cell. In the end, Barry got what was coming to him. He was forced to eat plain oatmeal with no sugar for the rest of his life. Haha. Justice was served. The end. Now, what food crime should we cover next? Let us know in the comments below.