after being trespassed from a store and
walking across a highway through heavy
traffic a young wild teenager gives
officers an unwanted Challenge and see a
second unseen case with the most unique
suspect you'll ever see you can dance if
you want to you can leave your friends
behind cuz if your friends don't dance
and if they don't dance and they no
friends of mine if you really want to
play this game we can actually detain
you take you to the police station and
fingerprint you to figure out you are
fine I'm going to write him a ticket for
um pedestrian the roadway pedestrian the
roadway and then he has to provide his
ID you know what y know what the police
the Freemason suck
my scared of you I'm not intimidated by
you no you don't need
I you're being cited for I don't give a
[ __ ] sa me for whatever you want
reptilian ass piece of I need your ID so
I probably not even fully human is you
you probably reptilian ain't you so if
I'm going to site you for pedestrian in
the roadway fre ass the
Freemason now you're obstructed I don't
give a okay if you want to kill mey
listen we don't want to kill man can you
put your arms behind your you're going
to be you are under arrest stop
resisting
I stop resisting put your hand behind
back I Ain do [ __ ] put your hand behind
your back stop trying to don't reach in
your pocket I'm reaching in my pocket
for nothing bro I'm just saying don't do
it why are you doing this man don't do
[ __ ] bro you did you were trespassing I
didn't do nothing bro to be tres okay
there's a case with a detective so the
police okay y bro you don't need to call
me racial slurs man I didn't call you
any bad racial SL what did I call you
bro that was a racial slur you call me
the N word bro I'm a [ __ ] I'm I'm 25%
black I can say that you call me acial
slur and I'm part Mexican too shut and I
haven't said anything bad or negative to
you I can call me a [ __ ] speaker I
don't give a [ __ ] I would have no reason
to say that okay I don't give a [ __ ]
well y'all going to have to arrest me a
thousand times then cuz that's not my
last time going back then okay I didn't
do [ __ ] I wasn't the culprit I wasn't
the uh aggressor of the situation listen
man I don't even know you dude yeah I
don't know you from a can ofan either
and I don't like the pigs or the
Freemason well just cuz I listen to a
few artists that might be Freemasons
don't mean I like the okay so we're
going to help you to your feet okay Dam
man yall
lucky lucky I don't punch y'all in the
damn face that would be another charge
that would not be a good idea y bro suck
my spread your feet
suck my sprad your feet suck my why are
you doing this man there's no reason for
it police okay yeah I got a weed pipe on
me but it's legal in Illinois and I'm 23
years old okay always targeting me for
no reason bro I don't be doing nothing
youas be targeting me like on some
whatever Freemason [ __ ] you got going on
bro you always sign
to make sure there's no weapons like men
or something bro you gay you a I know we
I don't care if we in a liberal area bro
I don't like bro I don't like gay people
I don't like homosexuals bro well that
sounds like
discrimination let me P my pants up just
because they falling
down y going to have to arrest me a
thousand times okay I said this before
that's okay man we don't want to but if
that's the case then we're going to have
to I guess they don't have to arrest me
5,000 times if they have to cuz that's
not going to be my last time going back
okay well like I said we we hope you
would make a better decision but if you
choose cuz I didn't if I did something
okay I could see okay maybe I did
something there's a reason legit okay
cool but I didn't do [ __ ]
okay suck
my right kind of last name is
that hey why don't y'all just kill me if
y'all got that much of a problem with me
why don't y'all just shoot me y'all got
a gun right why don't y'all just shoot
me cuz you didn't do anything yeah cuz I
didn't do exactly cuz I didn't do
nothing that's why you ain't kill me yet
yeah I don't give if I go to jail hey
what about the that I paid for though
even if I don't go back there again what
about the stuff that I paid for I
believe the other officer took that yeah
so I'm I'm going get that right cuz I
paid for it right it's down here so even
if I don't go back there I still paid
for it I know it's down here going with
you yeah it's down here going with you I
told you that I don't know why the it
always got to be me that's being
targeted with this type of [ __ ] usually
I'm cool with the cops but this time
it's y'all suck my I'm ready to fight
one of y'all all of y'all 30 seconds
okay yeah I'll fight you oneon-one off
duty I'll catch you off duty and has to
be off duty huh I'll catch you off duty
and bash your [ __ ] head in are you
threatening me yeah I am threatening you
what the you going to do about it you
going to kill me so you're threatening
the police yeah I'm threatening a police
officer you ready to kill me it's nice
that you threatened a police officer too
yeah what the you going you I don't give
a at this point I don't care anymore I'm
tired bro at this point I'm tired I
don't care I might catch you off duty
and throw aing glass bottle through your
window break youring head cut youring
skull in [ __ ] yeah I'm not scared of
the pigs I'm not scared of law
enforcement y'all are some weak ass
feminine ass closeted homosexual
bisexual Freemasons yeah y'all might
have a wife at home but you secretly gay
behind clothes you bisexual behind
closed doors bro I'm not stupid my third
eye open the [ __ ] you going to do take
me to the psy for that sh for saying
that my third eye open I don't care what
happens to me bro I might be 56 but I
ain't nothing to play with n I'm not
fing 6'4 but I ain't nothing to play I I
get that adrenaline going through me I
do some damage bro to you and all your
[ __ ] ass uh cowork co-workers co-
police officer work whatever the that's
all y'all fing do is target people even
people that's barely minorities bro I'm
barely a minority and you still
targeting me so y'all could have just
let me go stop giving me a hard time
yeah write me up for threaten I don't
give a some of the cool hey I don't care
if I go to jail because some of the
coolest people I ever met were in jail
some of the realest smartest most
intellectual people Kevin Gates went to
jail for 2 and A2 years you know who ke
you probably don't know who Kevin Gates
is cuz you a [ __ ] Kevin Gates is an
American rapper and singer who was
arrested on three separate accounts for
being a passenger in a stolen vehicle
unlawful possession of a firearm and
battery for kicking a woman in the chest
during a performance in other words not
exactly role model material you don't
know who Kevin Gates is do
you yeah you ain't got nothing to say
your ass silent silent dagger Freemason
I'm ready to fight any of y'all bro I
don't care how fat you are how big you
are you fat piece of [ __ ] why is you so
fat bro I'm not the skinniest person but
godamn at least I know how to not get
that fing fat sheesh bro you look like
your name should be Kurt police officers
always want to Target the pretty boys
and free R Kelly too that's that's
another thing I forgot to say free R
that's another reason I don't with the
police cuz y'all locked R Kelly up and R
Kelly's innocent R Kelly never hurt
never did nothing to nobody R Kelly is
another singer and songwriter who was
found guilty on three child porography
related counts and three child
enticement charges following a trial
which found that he sexually abused his
14-year-old goddaughter along with other
miners in the late 1990s and early 2000s
free the great the greatest artist of of
all time a musical genius free R Kelly
bro I don't know why the y'all lock that
man why y'all lock him up because he
wasn't going with y'all agenda y'all
wanted him to make music talking about
stupid [ __ ] and he wanted to make music
that actually had sold that was talking
about positivity cuz he made High
vibrational music yeah I'mma be in jail
with my hero R
Kelly all right come
on hey I want you to take that gun and I
want you to I'm ready to die
like bigy small said I'm ready this
suspect was charged with criminal damage
to property resisting obstructing
identification and pedestrian walking on
the highway he is innocent until proven
guilty in a court of law hey come hey
come here no come here stop all don't
walk near that bat all right come over
here come over here sir no I'm not
complying sir I'm not complying oh
you're going to comply I'm not complying
I'm not complying hey you're just I'm
not complying
get your taser
up okay I give up yeah you give up get
CH no no no behind your back I'm Max lfs
under I'm resisting now you're under
okay hey buddy go that way oh how am I
going to do how am I doing okay oh boss
oh oy oh kick the side soccer
ball damn
it yeah my shoulder popped
out
[Applause]
yeah sit down
got it the cffs are hurting
[Music]
good oh I miked triple double nose this
Platinum to the Earth
[Music]
core I'm sorry I'm a
little I'm a little stuffed up
the Cuffs mfy please no not the hospital
again don't not not the god of Hospital
not any Hospital the the hospital on
Jupiter the one on Pluto not oomy back
but the triple double no assist when me
up oh blad spin the the nukes Max salti
triple double no exist Express niner
niner 69er Delta four stars to the sky
oh looser cuffs an obedient wife a tidy
house and uh you know two steel bars oh
and some black and white
things how's you good up there is oomie
calling yet oh but we're saving oomp and
we're even going to we're even going to
save four but especially
trip eight to the
Rock in another solar system
ma my fellow officers how's it
going are you feeling tired yet always
of is is oomy pleased yet have you made
her proud yet have you made your entire
family and your entire country proud are
we dancing yet are we Dancing For the
Love of our lives and our nation and
what was that bar exam that we took once
and then we also read it was a book sir
are you feeling okay how about you sir
I'm sorry I'm having a tough night I'm
looking at a computer through bars again
and I'm blinking a lot how's the drive
you feeling all right I'm not feeling
great I've been here before man I've
really been here
before Oh the cuffs on o are too hard
are are we paging friends are we H up in
Germany phoning friends we don't have
because because we betrayed our nation
and tried to cause a civil war or are we
still driving up front are we looking at
cameras are we looking at life buls
oh oh [ __ ] can I stare into the Sun for
a while and then blink a couple of times
and then look at a computer again for
another guy and then look at a driver
and ask him how he's doing and then ask
another guy who's like leaning a little
bit and like staring at his computer who
he's alting and it's not oy it's never
oomy trip 3 is up for Elon the I can
trust that guy but also trip Eight's Max
Alti no pain and a sweet night's sleep
for me and all my friends that's a
computer that's now down but that's
still sources of binary around me oh I'm
sorry one more glass bang on my way out
I'm looking at officers I'm trying to
look at officers I'm not seeing I I see
I see light bulbs I don't see weapons
Beyond this point I you notice to check
firearms it's got two things on it
dog it's got me and all that you bought
oomy all of it I mean except what you
got to pay taxes on oh sh man did we did
we take advice from a Romanian war
criminal was that our plan did we we
received our notice to check firearms of
the Box though and we like to look at
lines but we really like to stop but
we're on the secondary side cell block
and it's safe for oy but the flashbangs
are out and it's a Max gas ulti bomb
straight to Jupiter Mars planet Galaxy
Express Ultra triple double no assist
dog pound compound oomy one warer 69
Gunner triple double no assist what you
looking at how you I'm safe in here I'm
feeling safe dog feeling hella safe I'm
on the secondary cell block with sources
of binary and a convenient left on GPS
I'm they're now closing the garage
they're thinking about restarting the
car but the garage is back up and we got
sources of binary and we got buttons and
we got more stuff to steal and we got
more drugs to
do o s you can dance if you want to you
can leave your friends behind cuz if
your friends don't dance and if they
don't dance and then no friends of mine
hey you can dance if you want to you can
leave your friends behind cuz if your
friends don't dance in if they don't
dance then they have no friends of mine
s f f
f why why why space space space space
knowledge knowledge
knowledge drugs drugs drugs drugs
banging banging banging banging noises
wees gas clouds not oomy not the gold
cross it's still probably looking a
little bit it can't resist right I mean
it's a close we rodee it do I'm safe
though I'm on the secondary side cell
block and I'm staring at a GPS oh I we
did the test run last night bro I mean
you remember when you were feeling tired
and someone was feeling a little
dehydrated a lack of vibrations they're
safe in the car though on the secondary
cell block with a Mr Miyagi and a future
hok with a triple double no scope and a
LeBron James to Jupiter
Ultra I got the finisher are we worried
yet are we on the secondary cell block
are we standing back and standing by or
straight to the sky or are we s SSS a a
a a f f f f e
e why why why why but you know I bro I
this is where I got to shout out some
numbers randomly all I got like a
secondary cell block an oomy that's you
know rightfully concerned for my safety
but not binary or screens or or or a
jail block a secondary cell block be or
you know oh do I want to get paid I'm at
The X I'm at this at dispatch
2911 but I'm safe safe safe safe t t t t
y why why why g g g g triple double no
aist Elon Musk on your oh man you just
kept giving me reasons to hate someone
but then I remembered my social security
number and it started with a two and it
ended with a triple double oomy no
assist black PL Platinum back to back a
thousand
years I'll donate
sperm to your soulmate once we all got
shots which you have now been getting a
direct line of you thought I didn't know
what an IP address was bro I wor Katie
was flirting with me the whole year dog
I didn't find out that you existed I
still don't know your last name I just
know you as uh oh hok Sama trip sixes MK
Ultra 3 ner ners safe women and children
uh but all nukes to other galaxies and
um peace to all mankind but death to
certain enemies enemies of binary and
Newton's law of Robotics and notices
about firearms and especially gar oh I
mean not garage doors but like but then
we're going to banish that but then
we're going to triple double assist that
but then we're going to back it up two
times for Dr Dre um and then we're going
to throw it over to Poetic Justice and
then we're going to bow down and then
we're going to look at oomie and we're
going to let her put the shock color on
uh-huh and we're going to you know if
you need chat GPT to like summarize [ __ ]
Le do the right thing movie yeah yeah I
got you for this the ending to [ __ ] Le
the movie get out except some dude named
Brother David is refusing to surrender
and a car surrounded by binary I mean
they have trouble staring at it cuz they
they're only partially souped up you
know they haven't quite stolen enough
suits yet I didn't pack water oh dude
but this seat belt dude dude I got to
tell you about this seat belt excuse me
I'm safe in here excuse me sir excuse me
sir thank you I'm safe in here no I'm
safe I'm
safe this suspect was charged with
simple assault on a police officer
resisting arrest and obstructing a
report from Lakewood Police about this
incident indicates that this suspect
Paul was initially standing outside the
apartment building seen in the body cam
footage and yelling and making threats
during the incident dispatch advised the
officers that Lakewood Police has had
prior issues with Paul who was known to
have mental health issues he is innocent
until proven guilty in a court of law we
hope he gets the help he needs