[music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hello. [clears throat] Happy Thursday. It is hot. It's damn hot. Uh goodness. I think it's supposed to get to 96 today. It's at 95 now, so we're pretty much there. And it'll stay there until uh I don't know. Till I melt. >> [laughter] >> It wasn't too bad this morning though. Went out for a nice walk. It was like uh I don't know, 85. Uh got a little sun. Got some walking in. My legs are tired. But I've got some fun videos for today. I've got a an alligator who is trespassing in an apartment building. Um I think it's an apartment building. It's in Florida, of course. It's a gator. Yeah, where else are gators going to be? Uh let's see. What else do I have? I got a lady I forgot what she I I know I'd seen the video before, but I couldn't I couldn't find the original, so I just played the new one that was posted today. Uh she gets an escape charge because she kicks her way out of the car at right when they're getting ready to close it when she's in the back of the patrol car. Um and then I got a a sub sit that I I'm pretty sure he's drunk or high on something. And he's got a little surprise in his pants that uh gets him a nice little prison sentence. Uh and then I got a couple other ones. I got a weird DUI where uh I don't know what the hell they were doing in the car, but uh the cops were kind of weirded out. But anyway, uh let me get started with the gator. I'm going to get that started while people roll in. It's not action packed. It's more just entertaining to watch them try and wrestle a a 6-ft alligator. They're not actually wrestling it. They're too afraid to get close to it. I don't blame them. I would be too. >> Back off. >> This might be the one call where officers were more scared than the person who dialed 911. >> Hey Keith. >> Yeah, cover him up. >> He's hissing. Hissing mad. >> Cover his face first. Watch your eyes, Keith. >> Uh-oh. I got my vacuum out. Good to see you. Good to see you. >> It's pissed. >> It's not happy. The problem is that the wind is blowing in. >> Oh, yeah. >> No. You got to tie her mouth. He's a small guy. They don't get tired easy, you know. Yeah, these guys are wild. >> I'll take 96. >> I never called one this big. The biggest one I ever called was like Once you're on him, he'll be fine, but you just >> Hey, play it safe. >> Once you get his face covered, it'll be easy. It'd be really easy if we can get a catch pole. >> That's not a problem. >> Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why they didn't call Fish and Wildlife cuz I mean they've got a an entire department that takes care of this. They're standing around for I think this video is like a little over 20 minutes. >> I want to see Kyle on his natural element. >> Yeah, I'm good. >> You got to take your vest and your shirt off. >> Should I? >> [laughter] >> Come on, man. >> Throw me that stick. >> What are you going to do? A stick? >> Don't piss him off. We're not going >> He's already pissed. >> I know. >> All we can do is get him to tire him out. >> Yeah, wear him out. >> Oh, no. [laughter] >> That's not a Look at this guy. Look at the big noodle one. >> This is what they gave me. [laughter] >> No. Excessive heat, thanks. Hey Marle Mar. >> Ah, the wind's blowing. >> Cretins and Mikey, how you doing? >> Always good to see you. >> You'll be on after me, I think. You guys going on at around 4:00? >> Yeah. What you mean you can't >> Yeah, what the hell were they going to do with a stick? >> You want me to call >> No. I don't know much about catching gators, but I've seen it done before. They come up behind the the gator and throw something heavy over his head, like a a heavy coat or something that he can't fling off. >> That's weird, though. >> All right. No. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Right there. >> Get back up. >> No. >> [laughter] >> Hold on, let me get my gloves off. >> I'm with you, Kyle. >> Almost had it. >> I've always wanted to do this. >> Hey, Mark. Kendra? Awesome. I'll be there. >> Do we have to say yeehaw? I'm jacked up. I never done this. >> [laughter] >> Let's go, baby. You good, Kyle? You got to jack me up. >> Why don't you grab >> I wouldn't feel comfortable if I were. >> Yep, George is not much better. Thank you, Erica. >> I wouldn't feel comfortable if you guys weren't here though. >> [laughter] >> What's I want to get We just have to tape that out. That's the thing. Just jump on like that, right? So there's no water. The closest water is in the back. I don't know if they don't want it there, so >> He might be over the threshold we call it. If he's seen, I'll come pick him up. It's got to be 5 ft. >> What's the fun in that? >> Where you want me to go? >> So So if the alligator is shorter than 5 ft the fish and wildlife doesn't come out? Well, that's that's like 6 7 ft. I mean What we're going to do So what we'll do >> Yeah. >> And then just let it get let it calm down. So when I go basically everybody else is holding down, okay? So it doesn't roll. >> Hey, Catherine. >> You want to You want to grab the back of the head and I'll try to pin the mouth? >> Yeah. But get under just so you can get a full and then we'll we'll we'll pick it up from there. If we need to pull that blanket off and readjust it, we can do that as well. >> He's getting the best. >> Yeah. >> He knows you're here, too. >> Try to escort them to their natural habitat. >> He's like, "THAT'S THE YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY HE'S OVER HERE. >> This is what I live for. >> Oh, of course. So what? >> He's high on grass, huh? >> Probably. But >> Do you want another blanket or no? >> Uh >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Let's get another big thick one here. >> Hey, Dean. Let me try to get this edge underneath his >> In Florida, they definitely do. >> No. >> Maybe we >> What is he going to What is the stick going to do? What are you going to do? Nope. Nope. >> Ooh, they grow like that? >> Yeah. It's mainly scared. It's not angry. >> You don't want to back in that corner, do you? >> I just wouldn't let my cats out. I have to watch my six when I'm gardening. >> [laughter] >> Perfect. >> So, we can use this to our full advantage. >> Yeah. Yeah, probably just a swamp in the back. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> Come on, let's go forward. >> What the It's not going to move forward. There's two people standing in front of him. Man, you got the boots. You can make it out of that. Don't grab its tail. >> Yep. >> Oh. No AC. Ooh, thank you. They're a little scary. I'd be scared. Yeah. But, then these people can't get out of their apartment. >> The reason The reason why I wanted the wool blanket is because it's heavier. It'll actually do what I'm trying to get it to do. This is so light it's blowing in the breeze. >> Oh. >> The cow you that's what I'm thinking. If they would all just get on one side or the other, it might encourage him to go the opposite way. And if they can just get him to go towards the woods, then he'll go away. I don't know. >> Hang on. He's in a bad spot. >> It's supposed to drop into the 80s here next week. So, few more days. We just need some rain. >> [laughter] >> YouTube tutorials. >> What are they doing? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Girl, what do you keep jumping for? >> What do you mean what's it keep jumping for? It's a wild animal. You're grabbing his tail. Oh, yeah. Gator gumbo. >> Oh, I know. You're so big and bad. >> Well, y'all are grabbing it. You're scared. >> Yeah, but you're They're usually in the water. >> They've surrounded him. He's cornered. There's nowhere to go. >> Damn, I need that heavier blanket. That's all I need. No. How many people do I have to ask for a wool blanket? It's literally supposed to be in your car. >> Well, I didn't watch the entire thing, but I kind of skimmed through it. It looks like they eventually get him to the woods. He He gets free, or she. I don't want to misgender the the gator. >> Can we stop taking pictures and get a wool blanket from somewhere, please? >> A wool blanket? It's Florida. Who has a wool blanket in Florida? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They They >> should just Right now they should just leave it there. Just don't do anything. It's going to flip around and try and bite you. That's what they're trying to do, but he keeps flipping around. And it's going to flip around. >> What? >> Is there a wool blanket anywhere? >> Put him in a big blanket. His claws and teeth. He'll be fine. >> Hang on, we got to pull the blanket down on him. >> Yeah, and now they got What do they have? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 people standing around laughing and talking. Yeah, that's not going to help. >> Dude's pissed. >> Yeah, I don't want to be accused of a hate crime. >> No. >> I'd be a cat whisperer. >> We'd have been done like 3 minutes We'd have been done 20 minutes ago. Let's try it again. His head's right here. Yep. >> Yeah, and the noise is distracting him. What is he doing? Just poking him with that? I don't I don't >> He can't bite you through the blanket, Kyle. >> That's a thin blanket. Of course What do you mean he can't bite you through the blanket? >> He's angry. He's getting tired. >> Yeah, he is. Yeah, that that thin little sheet that's not doing anything. They don't know what they're doing. Yeah, he's off the reservation, that's for sure. >> Just tire him out. You jump on him. Tape his mouth. >> There you go. See, Dumps, you mentioned that duct tape. >> No, I'm just going off of there. I never done this before, but I'm jacked up. >> That was a quick turn. All right, I'm going to yank him out. You ready? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Distract him with food. There you go. Keep pulling. Keep going. >> Yeah, he's loaded up right now. >> Stop waving the blanket. >> Too much wind. Hey, do you want to get him out here? >> Yeah. >> Why would you have a wool blanket in Florida, whether you're a cop or not? >> He's tired now, ain't he? >> Now. This is what they needed to do from the beginning. Keep going. Keep going. All the way to the woods. Yeah, it's out of fear. No. >> Throw that uh >> No, what Now he's standing between the gator and the woods. They all need to get on one side and encourage him to go the opposite way from the apartment building. There you go. No, stop turning, gator. >> Now, if he chases me, I'm going to be scared. He ain't going to chase you. >> Team gator. >> He smells Olivia. >> What does that mean? >> He smells your fear. >> Oh, his Yeah, he smells the one cop's fear. Yeah, nobody else is afraid. >> This blanket's too light. >> Yeah, waving that blanket around, it's like it's distracting him. >> Well, you can use a stick to place it on his head at the right spot. >> What if he's blind? >> That's a good question. >> Last one. >> Yeah, but that's my point. >> Does that work? >> Yeah. >> Only red lights. >> Huh? >> Only red lights can blind them. >> Oh, okay. What do I know? I don't get out much. >> You're so big and bad. >> What what All right. >> Where's the tape at? >> Yeah. >> In my back pocket. >> Throw it to somebody to hand it to us when we're ready. Here. >> You want me to do this? >> Well, not what he's going to do. >> I'm going to whip him one more time. >> Nope. >> That [ __ ] >> Will you stop? >> Ay yay yay. >> I'm going to get him off the blanket. >> He's going to talk to him. >> Yeah, Kendra, I'm not impressed either. >> Yeah. >> They're surrounding him again. >> You're so big and bad. I know. >> They're surrounding him again. What? >> That's amazing. >> All he needs to do is go right into the woods right there. >> As long as it's heavier >> They all wind up okay. >> Yes, it's my dog. >> Yeah. Ask Dallas if it works. >> They do. It just takes them a bit. Especially at this size. If they're big >> How old do you think he is? >> Yeah. >> A couple years. There we go. That's a heavier dog. >> Now, just leave him for a minute. Leave him. Don't touch him. Don't go near him. >> What do you want me >> Let him calm down for a second. >> No, just jump on his back and then you can >> We're over halfway done. I was going to say we're almost done, but we're not almost done. >> We're going to do it one or two ways. >> I can lift his jaw up again and then crack it so cuz you have both the bottom and the top is when you have the most control. >> When he's grabbing you, he's got to turn his body. I'm picking his side >> There's way too many people around talking. >> on him. Do not move it, please. >> No, I don't want >> So, yeah, we'll do that. Keep the tail. >> I don't want to see that. Not in the first video. I'll get demonetized right away. >> We're good. We're good. Yeah, we're good. >> I'm trying to keep that blanket on his head. >> No, it's fear. >> In Florida, they absolutely do. >> [laughter] >> You could low-key wrap that around his jaw. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I don't know where they're trying to take him though. They need to just keep driving him that direction. >> Now Kyle, try to get his mouth. >> Hang on, he's backing up. >> Something I mean, he came from somewhere. Apparently not. They don't have any friends that are gator hunters or anything. >> Yeah, watch that whip. >> Yep. Yeah. Everybody's standing around. Yeah, there's only like three people actually doing anything. There and then there are like seven officers just standing there. They haven't done a single thing to help. Uh just get in your car and go away. Well, I didn't mean to aggravate you right away. >> We are. >> This is like WWE. >> This might be a cocaine gator. Yeah, there's someone in the apartment complex. They really are. Fold the blanket in half, toss it over his head and leave him there for a minute. Just let him chill. Just Yeah. That just don't touch him. Don't touch him. No, stop. They're going to grab his tail right away. And he's going to whip around and bite you. >> Welcome to Orlando. >> He's getting tired. >> Okay, I would be too scared to do that [ __ ] Here we go. Still hissing. All right, there we go. We got him out. >> This tape is ripping very easily. [laughter] >> Yeah, it's okay. >> There we go. See, you don't know what I was saying about duct tape earlier? Well, we got him out, right? Yeah. I don't I guess they're going to take him somewhere. They really are. They're doing the most. >> Oh, it's like coming right off though. Don't make me move my hand. >> Okay. Just Can you lift up on me for now? >> Yeah, you got him. >> Yeah, I'm not touching it. I'm not touching it. This is my favorite gator. Hey, left F turn. Cool. >> Can you stop taping my thumb? That's his nose right here. This is where he breathes. >> Okay. >> Gators grow about a foot every year that they're alive for the first 8 years, and then after that, they grow an >> Every year that they're alive? So, after they die, they don't keep growing? >> 1 to 2 years. So, the real big gators you see, they're 40, 50, 60 years old. That's perfect. Yeah. Here. We'll take pictures here in a minute. >> Yeah, it's like athletic tape. It It doesn't stick for anything. >> He has eyeballs. Before we relocate him to one of the >> I know. >> Yeah. How much do you want to do? >> Keep going. Give him one more good wrap. >> Bang him again. >> [laughter] >> Cool. >> Yeah, you knew. You called it early. And the hair All the hair on his side. >> Gator scared. >> [laughter] >> Calm down, Gator. Calm down. Now they really can't let it get away. >> No, his mouth is closed. >> Mouth's taped shut. >> He's done. He can thrash around all he wants. >> him by his tail. We're going to pull him right back here and then we'll go to the cage. >> Yeah. Let's put the blanket back over his face. Calm him down. This is their natural swimming position. >> Yeah. >> I feel like I'm a gator [laughter] laying >> It's like we're handcuffing it. >> Oh my god, we are. >> You're not under arrest. You're being detained. >> Noodler. >> I'm going to need a cop. >> Noodlers. No, do it like like almost like he's handcuffed. >> Like he's handcuffed. >> All the way underneath? >> Like this. >> Okay. >> Stop. Hey, do it how I have to do it, you see? Yeah, I don't think it takes much. As long as they feel something, then they're good. Are they duct taping his feet? >> Put it up in the net. >> Do you have any rope or anything? Hey, Lorette. I don't know. They haven't said yet. Maybe it's Carol Snider. Oh yeah, noodling. I don't like touching fish, so I ain't do nothing. I ain't do nothing. I know my rights. Call my gator lawyer. >> Thank you. >> Okay. I know the tail that if that whips you in the face or something that'll hurt you. >> You want him in yours or mine? >> Oh, you did. Okay. I saw a couple people talking about duct tape earlier. Yep. He'll return and then great a number. Hey Mika. Yep. Why am I being detained? >> He's good now. >> What are THEY DOING? OKAY, THIS PART IS PISSING ME OFF. WHAT It's not a toy. What What are they doing? Take it where it needs to go and set it free. >> Just when they thought it was all over, the gator had one last surprise. And based on those reactions, that's one photo op these officers won't be forgetting anytime soon. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Hell. >> If you want to grab his snap If you want to grab the tip of his snout, I'll cut the tape. >> Yeah. I'm finally there with you. >> Once the tape's off you're going to get off. >> Okay. >> I'm going to let go. And then he's going to No. >> Uh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and get off. We got him. All right, on the count of three. >> I don't have anywhere to go. >> Why don't you get over here with me? All right. Damn, nice on three, bud. >> Sorry. >> One There we go. >> Tap his tail. Yeah, he's pissed. He's not very happy. Yeah, go on. >> Yeah, I don't know what the hell they're doing. I mean, now I Finally, they got him to water. Get in the water and swim away. >> Come on. >> Yeah. And they're all standing in line to touch the gator. Yeah. >> You got your baton? Excuse me. >> Yeah. Or some Maybe, but then if some unsuspecting person came out of their apartment with like small dog or something, then that wouldn't turn out so good. >> Come on. Yeah, there you go. There you go. >> Yep. >> Well, this is the nearest body of water to where we found him. >> He's close enough to the water. He'll get in. There you go. >> Yeah. >> Bye. >> Go on. >> Bye, gator. He's fine. He's in the water. >> Yeah, there you go. >> Now he's free. He's going to tell all of his friends. >> So secure. >> All right, well, there he goes. Gator's off and he's going to He's going to get together with his friends and Oh my. They're going to come back and protest the police station. >> [laughter] >> All right. Now I got uh we're down in Key West for this next one. Uh I had a I saved it last week, so it's kind of an old video. I think I just ran out of time last week to play it. Uh I just had it labeled as no-nonsense cop. It's some drunk guy in Key West. Shocker, I know. >> Well, 2026, an officer with the Key West Police Department was conducting routine patrol. >> Hey Vicky. >> noticed a man lying on the ground in an active parking lot with a backpack near his feet. >> Can't have you sleeping out here. >> Yeah. You're not sleeping? >> You were laying down, okay? That's considered camping. >> No, I'm not sleeping. >> Can I get your No, no, no. No, no, no. We're not doing this. I don't argue, okay? >> You're telling me that I'm wrong. I'm not wrong, okay? I saw you. You were laying down. You jumped up as soon as I pulled up. Per city of Key West, that's camping. Act Something acting as a barrier between yourself and the elements, which is your clothes. Okay? Where's your ID at? >> What's your res? What's your res, man? >> What? >> Where is your ID at? >> Yes. >> They got the gator to a body of water. I don't know if it was a lake or a river, but they got him in. He swam away. >> Why do you say so? >> Cuz I want to identify who I'm talking to. >> Bye. >> No. As the law enforcement >> No, yeah, yeah. Bye. I don't know I'm on your >> No. >> It's hard to find that many, though. I I I can only come across like one or two a month. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, get your ID. Get your ID. >> Right here. >> No. You're grabbing it. I don't know what you're doing. Okay, now you're staying down. You're staying down. Put your hands behind your back. >> Bye. >> Yep, he's going to head their bonds. >> You act like you're doing something. You act like you're doing something. >> When an officer tells you to identify yourself, you identify yourself. No questions asked. >> Too much crust. >> You act like you're doing something. >> 872 >> as it was good, that's what matters. >> What's your name? >> I ain't got no name. >> You ain't got no name. Okay, cool. >> Ain't got no name. >> All right, cross >> No name. >> I got no name for you. >> Cross your legs. Yes. >> Why are you kicking me for? >> Cross your legs. I'm telling you to cross I'm telling you to cross your legs. >> Why are you kicking me? >> Cross your legs. >> It is Key West. >> I'm not kicking you. I'm not going to put my hand down. You head butt in me. It is my safety. >> You speaking >> You are laying down. I'm telling you to identify yourself. You're refusing to identify. You are going to be arrested for the >> Oh, that's what it was. In Key West, they have an ordinance where you can't sleep in public. Um, so that's what he That's what she stopped him for. >> Resisting without violence because failing to identify yourself. >> Okay. All right. >> Okay, cool. We can play that game. Cool. >> What's your problem with you, man? What Why Why are you so uptight? >> Because I'm telling you to do something and you're not doing it. Cool. All right. >> Why Why Why are you slapping me? >> Stand up. I'm not slapping you. Stand up. Stop being a child. Let's go. Stand up. >> Why are you slapping me? Ow, what the heck are you doing, man? >> Let's go. >> What the heck Calm down, sir. Calm down. >> Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That's my saying. >> What is wrong with you, man? >> It's a good saying. >> Cool. >> What? Grab me right now, dude. >> I don't understand half of what he's saying. >> Widen your stance. Widen your stance. >> Do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me, hurt me in any way? >> No. >> Yeah, now I know why I labeled this no-nonsense officer. >> like that. >> You're not leaning forward, okay? I don't want you looking at me. Do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me, or >> worried about you, man. >> Do you have anything >> Nobody worried about you. >> Do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me, hurt me? >> Yeah, I got a bunch of >> You got a bunch of what? >> Yeah. >> All right, a bunch of what? >> [ __ ] >> Ow, what the Pick up. >> You're so [ __ ] hilarious, you know? I wish I was as funny as you. Only thing is, I'm not going to jail tonight, so. >> Well, you are. Technically, she is going to jail cuz she's got to take him to jail. >> Belly against the line. Go ahead, take a seat. >> Come on, man. Don't Don't slam me, bro. >> I ain't no I ain't no [ __ ] man. >> Come on, bro. Don't slam me, bro. >> Stay with him, I might hurt him a little bit. Just stay with him, I might get it. >> Yep. Kids these days. It's not that unpopular. I like it, too, and I think a lot of people like pineapple on their pizza. They're just too afraid to say it. >> Is your front camera still on? >> Yeah. >> Cool. Can you stay by the car for a minute? >> Almost Friday. Almost. Nice. >> No, nothing yet. >> What's he got? Prescriptions for what? >> [snorts] >> Okay. Oh, no, an empty container. Got him. They got him. Where are your Altoids, sir? >> Floor, huh? Off the floor. >> What kind [clears throat] of language is that? >> I don't know. >> I rarely eat pizza. Do it. Do it. >> Yep, it's a boy. >> What is she doing? Is she seriously swabbing at an empty container to try and get some sort of residue to get a charge? Come on. There you go. Basically Friday. I like it. I'm not ashamed to say it. >> Come on, man. >> See? I knew it. >> We're all with you, man. >> I eat a lot of fruit, and tonight I'll have probably have a turkey sandwich with a bunch of fruit on the side. Uh, sir. Hey Wiggles, always good to see you. >> As you can see with the swirl >> I haven't had Domino's in a long time. >> Here, here, and here I also wiped the inside of this canister. >> I don't like it by itself. Too pulpy. But I like it on pizza. Okay, sir. >> Okay. I wiped in the wet blue cap, you can see a white powdery substance. Upon touching it with the cocaine wipe the cocaine wipe turned blue. >> You guys can talk about whatever food you want. I used to be a pretty big fat guy so I used to eat all kinds of stuff. >> How about there you two, used a cocaine wipe before? Have you? >> That is what she's doing. She was swabbing that empty Altoids container, whatever the hell it was. Give me a break. >> I'm on duty. >> Have you used a cocaine wipe before? >> No. >> Okay. Do you mind standing with him at the park right now and then I'll show you. Okay. So Yeah, I got him. >> Oh, now it's >> So >> Now it's an empty jar. >> this was the first thing that stuck out to me. Open it up, it's empty. >> Uh, mayonnaise. >> Okay. So, I wiped the inside on the corners. It where it's blue right here, it tested positive for cocaine residue. >> Residue. >> sure to document that on my camera and then I found this on in his front pocket as well. >> I think she was saying wipe. Uh like a cocaine wipe, that little thing that she was using to wipe the empty container. This is ridiculous. >> It looks clear, but when you open up the blue cap, you see all the white powder. >> Yeah. >> Used the corner of the cocaine wipe. Just dabbed it very softly. That's a very strong blue light there. So, this right here is paraphernalia, and that's paraphernalia. >> Oh, come on. Stop it. The container is paraphernalia? >> Upstairs. I have a couple. I can get you some. >> Possession >> That's ridiculous. >> Possession is >> And if there was some actual powder in there, I could see it, but that's just silly. Take a nap there, little guy. >> [clears throat] >> Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's going to the big house now. >> I got to grab my phone really quick. >> I liked her for the first half of this video, and now I'm I'm liking her a little less. >> Stay right there. >> Yep. Oh, believe me, I know. I used to be one of them. Not in middle school, but Yep. >> Positive. >> Bye. Bye. >> Ooh, no. Ow. Ow. >> Dude. Yeah. And they already got charges on him, so they don't have to keep stacking them. Yeah. Ugh. I don't like Domino's for the same reason I don't like Pizza Hut or any of the other big chains that have been around for like 30 or 40 years. They've really gone downhill in the last 10 15 years. Actually, the last 20 years. I don't know what they changed or like their crust, but it's awful now. Used to be good. Tiny little amount. Yeah, he's going to He's going to the big house. He's gone. Yeah. Yeah. After he showers, maybe. I've seen those. >> [snorts] >> I'd give those a try. They Oh, well, let this finish. Uh, okay. Whoop. Whoops. >> Sorry, I didn't know that was restart. Yeah, they actually have a a word for that. Um how everything's kind of gone downhill. It's called enshittification. Yeah, it's uh like you're you're getting less uh than you used to. The quality of things just isn't what it used to be. It's happening everywhere. It's it's a shame. But uh anyway, now we've got a weird uh DUI. Uh it's it started off with uh the officer saying, "Yeah, I don't know what they were doing, like fondling each other or something, but uh yeah." >> You're going to be out for driving under the influence. >> Oh, whoops. Whoops, I forgot to start at the beginning. Here we go. Yeah, when I was a kid, delicious. >> No, I'm not, little one. I am not. Little one, I am not. >> Oh, yeah. >> [music] >> It that's uh I forgot who coined the term. It was I think a Swedish guy, maybe. He started noticing it like 10 15 years ago. And then my brother started using it. I was like, "What the hell does that even mean?" Enshittification. And then I looked it up and oh, okay, that explains a lot. Yep, it's all included. Everything's getting worse. We get less, the quality sucks. >> Um I'm staying in Palm Coast. >> You're staying in Palm Coast? >> Yeah. >> As in temporary or permanent? Okay. Coming from Flagler? >> Um Flagler. >> Flagler? I said you were staying in Flagler, now you're staying in Palm Coast. >> No, no. No, I was in Flagler. I live >> What were you doing in Flagler Beach? >> Yeah. >> Hanging out. >> Were you at a restaurant? >> Hanging out in her bikini. >> Walking around. >> Yes. >> You were? >> Yes. >> What restaurant? >> A new bar. >> What is it? >> A new bar. >> What is that? >> Perfect example. >> Yes. >> So, you went to Tortugas and then? >> Yeah. >> Okay. You went to Finn's, Johnny D's? >> Yes. No. Yes. >> No, yes? >> Yes, no, yes. >> All right. Yep. And it's not just things online, it's everything. Food, clothing. I My My clothes are like, you know, I buy shorts and 2 years later they're falling apart. I got to buy new ones. All right. >> This guy >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Um she said First of all, she called her a cab. Turned around, came up here and told me to refund her. Why? They were all over her. But I could smell alcohol. >> They were fondling each other. >> She had slurred speech. She was yelling >> Wait till you see the passenger. It's not what you think. >> I didn't want you to They were fighting at the bar. >> Hm? Who was fighting at the bar? >> This sort of This sort of >> No. >> Cuz I told >> It's a lady passenger in the car. Ah, they were fondling each other. Hm. >> They had a huge fight at the bar. >> Who's they? >> Her and her boyfriend. And he's very aggressive. So, I was trying to >> Awesome, Trish. Glad you made it. Mhm. >> He's very toxic. >> Okay. >> Like >> Did you guys have anything to drink tonight? >> Yep. >> No, I did. >> Okay. >> I did. I had >> How much? >> I had a couple shots >> Of >> Of Vodka >> I I what? >> She's too drunk to remember what she drank. >> No. Um >> How long >> Cosmopolitan. >> 4 hours ago. >> About 4 hours ago? >> But one of the >> You started drinking or you finished? >> fighting. >> Okay. >> They've been fighting >> Uh yeah. >> at the bar. >> Oh, sure, sure. So, here's the thing. Okay, you're operating a motor vehicle. >> I know. >> Okay. This deputy right here pulled you over for failing to maintain lane. Okay. >> I know. >> Now, hear me out step by step. I've got >> But honestly, you have no idea what she's saying. >> Stop talking. >> He came up to the car, okay? There's an odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from the vehicle. >> Whatever it's called. No way. >> Spider-Man. You picked a perfect day to come, Spider-Man. I've got one for you. She's on the thumbnail. >> Yeah, that's a fact. >> It's okay. But I'm I'm taking hormones. Ma'am, you're still not listening to me. Okay. >> No, I'm taking >> You have slurred speech. You're right now admitting to me in agreement that you have slurred speech. >> Yes, because I'm taking hormones. >> You're in agreement that you did consume alcohol, okay? And it may have been what you're telling me 4 hours ago. But I'm going to base off your words. >> Look at I Look at Look at my legs. >> Right now, we're doing a driving under the influence investigation, okay? Because you already agreed that you're impaired while behind the wheel. >> Okay. >> Are you willing to do field sobriety exercises? >> I think Sure. >> Okay. >> But she is She's been fighting >> with this guy. >> concerned about you, ma'am. I'm concerned about you. I'm talking to you. I'm not talking with him. What we're going to do, okay? We're going to start this and we're going to go back here in front of my patrol car, okay? So, go ahead, follow this deputy over here. >> I honestly I'm I'm not sure. >> Not sure of what? >> I don't trust you guys. >> Okay. We're law enforcement. Why do you not trust us? >> No, I do. I love you guys. >> We're going to give you a test. >> I don't think you understand that I was I was just trying to help her. >> Oh, okay. >> And honestly >> You're drunk. The helping part we're not discussing. We're discussing your driving under the influence right now. >> Yeah. No, honestly, I am. >> Listen to me. You just told us you had multiple shots tonight. >> No, I didn't have multiple. >> How many shots? >> A couple. >> That's multiple. That's multiple. >> Yeah, no, two. And also water. >> Okay. Two shots of hormones. >> the water and ginger ale. >> That doesn't >> And you know what? I'm not sure. >> Well, let's do some exercises and we'll get that we'll get that >> No, I don't know if I trust you. Like, can you call my therapist? >> Ma'am, I'm going to ask you time. Are you willing to do these exercises? >> And can you call my therapist? >> No. [laughter] No, your therapist has got nothing to do with >> Look at my legs. >> Ma'am, your legs have nothing to do with the test, ma'am. Are there exercises? >> I was just trying to help her. >> Ma'am, I want you to listen >> Well, remember they were fondling each other, so >> Listen to me and listen to her hand. >> Okay, I understand. >> do them, yes or no? >> I'm willing to do it. I'll be here. >> Don't listen to her. Answer my question. >> trying to help her. >> Put the pen on hand. Ma'am, listen to me. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, back on me. Eyes on me. >> I you know what? >> Yeah. >> I'll do whatever you want me to do. >> You already said that. Okay, so let's go >> She knows her rights. >> I'm I am scared. >> go behind the car. >> What are you scared about? >> Shock the monkey. >> Our body cameras are on and there's four of us >> I don't know. I guess sometimes if I walk whatever you want me to walk you going to tell me it's wrong. I I I swear to God, I don't trust you guys. I don't I don't I don't I I love I love Lou. Trust me, I love Lou. >> I like the color blue, too. I'm not We're We're not We're not having >> Bring out my eyes. Are you willing to go back there or no? >> Can I just have somebody pick us up? >> No, we're we're past that point. You were driving behind the wheel under the influence and now we got to go further in our plan. >> I feel like it doesn't even matter what happened. I feel like it's >> If I had a death in the family, I might be able to call my therapist at midnight. She wouldn't answer, but she might call me back like first thing in the morning. >> done anyway. >> What's done what's done? >> I feel like it doesn't matter what I do. I feel like it's done anyway. >> What's what's done anyway? >> What's done? What's done? >> I feel like it doesn't matter what I do. >> What do you mean it doesn't matter what you do? Are you willing to perform exercise? >> Right here? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Right there, sir. >> listen to this deputy right here. >> Okay. So you're wearing glasses or contacts right now? >> I glasses. >> Can you see without your glasses on? >> Um >> To walk? >> Yeah. >> All right, you want to take your glasses off for me? Okay. >> Why? >> I'm going to check your I'm going to check your eyes for your pupils. >> Let's go, Miss Magoo. >> No, you won't let me. >> She's just She's just delaying the >> No, I'm not. >> Yeah, she is done. >> No, I'm not a little one. I am not. >> Little one. >> I can't see. >> All right, so what is right now making me determine you're refusing based on the >> I'm not refusing. I I can't see. >> But you're arguing >> Do you understand I can't see? >> I asked you if you could see that in my opinion >> need my glasses. >> Now listen to me. Listen to me, ma'am. When I put the >> I I know. This is such a waste. >> I know. >> Yeah, no, but but it's blurry. >> That's fine. I don't need you to follow the tip of the pen. I don't need you to >> I can't I can't see. >> No, you don't need to precisely see the pen. You need to follow the pen. >> Honestly, I can't see. Do you understand Stand here and look at I can't see. >> Stand here and look at what? >> I can't see without my glasses. >> You just said you could. >> Listen to me very carefully. >> Can I step back? >> No. >> Cuz I can see you better if I do. >> I have to hold it where I can see your eyes, ma'am. That's the whole idea of the test. >> I can't see. >> I guess the officer to her, right? >> see. Do you understand that? Can I please put my glasses on? I can't [ __ ] see. >> guy. >> Okay, we're going to do >> And honestly, I'm not trying I'm not really >> Ma'am, just focus on us, not on that. >> see. Do you understand that? >> How you doing, Kevin? >> [ __ ] no. No. I can walk with my glasses. Thank you. >> Great poorly. >> Thank you so much. Show me what you want. >> We're going to do what's called the walk and turn. First off, can you step on this line here for me? >> Okay. >> Stand on this line. Okay, you see this line all the white line all the way down? >> Okay. >> No, stand on the line, ma'am. Stand on it. Ma'am. Listen to me. Listen to me. You guys should look at me. Ma'am. >> You were >> Ma'am, please focus on me, okay? Don't worry about >> Aren't you Don't understand. You can't see. >> Hey, this is what we're going to We're going to call the walk and turn, okay? >> Okay. >> Okay? >> Okay. >> Stand with both feet on the the white line, please. >> Like how? >> Just like this. >> Show me. >> Like how? >> Okay. >> Put your feet together, okay? >> Okay. >> Okay, listen to my instructions. This is called the walk and turn, okay? Place your left foot on the line. >> Left. >> Yeah. Now, she's blind. >> Oh, like line what? >> Listen Listen Let me finish first, okay? >> She's overthinking it. >> Place your left foot on the line. Okay, real or imaginary. We have a real line. >> Follow it till it ends. >> heel against the toe of your left foot, okay? So, it's going to look like this, okay? >> Yes. >> Left foot on the line, your right foot on your heel in front of the time, okay? >> Okay. Left foot. >> Welcome back, Bill. How was the smoke? Trish. Oh, there we go. Trish. Thank you very much for the 1 month. Everyone's having their anniversaries. Or I guess 1 month. I don't know. I guess that's an anniversary. Thank you very much for the 1 month. >> Okay, show me how. >> I am, ma'am. I'm doing it right now. Left foot. Right foot up. Left eye. >> You're not listening to what I'm telling you. >> I know what you're doing. >> I'm showing you, ma'am. Just wait. What I said. >> What you got to do is >> Put your left foot on the line and just stand there. Left foot on the line. >> Left nose. Right nose. >> Put your right foot and bring your toe. >> Wait. That's No. It's different. Okay. So, left foot. >> Yes, left and right are different. Correct. >> Mhm. And put your right foot heel on and your toe of your left foot. And stand there. >> I know. >> Yeah. I know. I used to drink a lot. >> Left foot. Right foot. >> And she's nailing it. >> Put your >> Nailing it. >> Right heel to your left toe. Just like this. Okay? You see this? Are they touching each other? That's what you need to do. >> Okay. >> Okay? Hands to your side. Maintain this position until you complete the instructions. Do not start to walk until told to do so. Do you understand? >> Yes. >> Okay? When I tell you to start, you're going to take nine heel-to-toe steps on the left line and turn. >> that means. >> Ma'am, listen. I'm going to I'm going to demonstrate it to you, okay? >> Okay. Please Please demonstrate. >> Ma'am, you need to stay in that position. >> demonstrate it. >> Ma'am, you need to >> I'll do it. >> Ma'am, listen to me. >> Yeah, like like somebody said, it's all about following directions. Yeah, Marley. It's all about following directions. She's not following any directions and she's thinking, "Oh, no. No. You're not explaining this. You're not explaining this. Come on." >> Okay. Listen to me. I didn't tell you to move that from that position. You can't leave with my car. >> Next time you're >> Listen, at this point, okay? You've been nothing but not following, argumentative. Okay? You're not listening. Okay? >> I'm trying. I'm trying to listen. No. Honestly, I am. I keep talking. I'm trying to listen. No, I can't. It's not >> Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> You You did. You were attempting it, ma'am. It didn't work >> Okay. >> Maybe next time, ma'am. Come right here. >> Okay. What if What do you want me to show me? >> Come to the back of the car, ma'am. Right here. Okay? All right. Just stand there. >> I'm trying. >> All right. Do you have anything on you that's going to prick me, poke me, poke me, or anything else, right? Okay. >> No. Are you kidding me? >> No. Ma'am, I have to ask. Hey, where's Where's Where's your cell phone? >> It's in my car. >> car? >> With Stacy. >> With Stacy? We get to meet Stacy? >> Yeah. I don't know what's going on, to be honest with you. >> What's going on right now is you're going to jail. >> I I know that. >> Driving under the influence, yeah. >> Right. But I'm not. But yes. >> Okay. >> I'm not Actually, I'm on >> Yeah. >> See I have >> See what? You just see what? Okay. Just step in the >> I have a hormone replacement. >> Okay. You You told us that already. >> Right. And And >> A lot of people do. So what? >> Ma'am. >> Yes. Can I take my hormones to jail? >> can do whatever you want to do. >> I'm going to step in the car. >> I'm going to I'll do whatever you want. >> Okay. I'm good. Sit, relax, and >> All right. I'll do whatever you want. >> [laughter] >> Just relax. >> No. I don't I don't know what to do. >> Watch your head. Turn your back, please. Watch your head. Turn your back. Get in the car. Turn your head down this way. All right. There we go. >> I'm making those weird noises. You're pissing me off. >> Twist around. Put your legs inside the vehicle, please. >> Yeah. >> Just You're turning. You turn around, ma'am. >> Your legs hurt from the hormones. >> Here you go. Thank you. Just sit there, okay? Thank you very much. >> Well, this is going to be a headache. You know what I'm saying? So, I'm going to go. >> That's what you owe me. >> Yeah, I know. >> Some people. >> All right, guys. I'm going to head out. >> I so Yeah, this was a quick and easy one, but you got to be mindful a little bit is the instructions can kind of get a little bit of a head. >> I I didn't watch this all the way through. We get a little training here. >> Especially on the walk and turn aspect. >> Right. >> You got to make it clear, you know, especially with the book reading. Listen, I'm going to read you some instructions. Don't start. Don't begin. Nothing of any sort. Just follow along to what I'm telling you, okay? I want to make that clear. >> Yeah, I mean >> And then you start reading off the instructions, this and that. You want to let her know, I'm going to demonstrate it, okay? Like the walk and turn, I could kind of understand where she's getting confused, but at the same time >> Really, officer? >> Okay. She did it with the the checking her eyes, so you know, I knew this was what what was going to happen. >> Officer, she got confused cuz she's drunk and she wouldn't shut up. >> I'm just pointing out kind of how you're doing the walk and turn part of it. >> Okay. >> You didn't do anything wrong. It's just >> No, he didn't. >> to be more proficient cuz this is your first one. >> Okay. Ma'am, you need to step out. You want to go to the hospital? We're at the hospital. >> I do. >> Oh, now all of a sudden she can barely move. She's paralyzed. >> Great job. All right. >> Awesome. You got off early today. >> [snorts] >> Felony. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Third in 10 years. Felony. Naughty lady. No wonder she was so uh so hesitant to do the test. She knew what was coming. >> What are you doing now? >> I will wet my dress and my butt. >> [bell] >> Yeah, that was his first time. It was her third time. Uh Oh my goodness. All right. Now, normally you guys know I have a rule against uh playing videos of mentally ill people, but I found a sovereign citizen, and I'm going to play him anyway. >> [laughter] >> I'm convinced that sovereign citizens, they're all mentally ill. Uh the paranoia, the delusions, uh this guy got into a car accident. He smashed up a couple people's cars, and then he starts yelling at the officers about his rights. >> I have a license. >> Oh, that's fantastic. >> That's great. So, you don't have a license. >> Now you can go to jail for driving without a license. >> No, I can't cuz I'm traveling. You don't know the law? >> Uh this is good. This is going to be a good one. >> On January 16th, 2025, [laughter] officers were dispatched to the scene of a car accident, where they encountered a sovereign citizen who had no intention of cooperating. >> Before we get into him though, Loretta, thank you very much for the 1 month. I do appreciate it. Yeah. I'm not a fan of them. >> Hello. Officer, are you the driver of this car? >> Yeah, I'm trying to get my uh >> Is it now? >> All right. >> Yeah, hold on. This time I will. >> Okay. Are you okay? Are you injured at all? Something came through the back. What are these? >> Oh. >> I just Do you have a driver's license? I thought those were your credit cards. >> He's not wrong. >> Sorry, if I have my driver's license, it's Officer, actually my address is here. >> Oh, this And look at that. All the airbags. Jeez. Now, he was traveling. >> Hold on. One second. >> Can we see your wallet so we can try to get your ID out of it? >> No, I don't have a wallet. >> Oh, yeah. >> Where'd you get your wallet out of then? Do you have Do you have your Do you have your ID on you? >> that one on I think we did that one on Friday. >> Hey, that's what I'm supposed to send the cop. >> Okay. >> I can't call my I know. Well, that's important, too, but we also need to identify you and figure out what happened, okay? What do you need the ambulance for? The ambulance. Okay. Well, they need to know what for. regulations Sir, you don't have Why is he yelling? Okay. Back to what we were saying a minute ago. Yeah. He ain't got no ID. ambulance Listen to me. Listen to me. >> [sighs] >> It's one of the reasons I hate sovereign citizens. You're a public servant. You're here to serve me. No, he serves the public. You're just part of the public. You're not the entire public. Please pull that up now. Hold on. You got the address? Yeah. He's He's deaf from the accident. What's What's What's holding us up right now? That's what we're trying to Is it Swayze? Patrick Swayze? Okay, what's his name? Why is the family showing up to a car accident? Do we know his name? Okay, what's his name? >> He's not giving you his name. >> He's not being super cooperative right now. I don't want you in the road either, okay? What's his first name? >> Job of a puppy. How you doing? Good to see you. >> What is his first name? >> Uh I'm I'm trying to I'm I don't I don't even think >> Okay, then what I'm going to need you to do is I'm going to need you to get in your back Listen to me. Get in your car and you got to move your car, okay? You can't stay stopped here. Yeah, go drive down there and he'll try to contact you. >> Yeah, go on, girl. Get out of here. >> Go on the ambulance? All right, then let's get on the ambulance. This is uh he's not identifying himself. He's he's trying to get away. He's got people that pulled up there to pick him up. Okay. >> Ah, that's why the family showed up. He was going to try and slink away after he smashed up the cars. Since he's a suspect, he probably doesn't have insurance. So, who the hell's going to pay for their car repairs? >> Are you Are you going in the ambulance or not? >> He hit me. >> Are you going in the ambulance or not? >> Yeah, we know you're trying to get someone here. >> Do you need to go on the ambulance? >> Yes. >> Then get in. >> We're trying not to violate I can't force you to get in an ambulance. >> You know we can't. We're either going to do the ambulance or we're going to do field sobriety test with you right here right now. Which would you rather do? Which would you rather do? Answer me. >> I don't have to volunteer to do nothing. >> No, then you go to jail. >> For what? >> Yeah, for refusing to do field sobriety tests. That's an obligation under your license. >> I don't have a license. >> it. >> Oh, that's fantastic. >> That's great. So, you don't have a license. >> Now you go to jail for driving without a license. >> No, I can't cuz I'm traveling. You don't know the law? >> Ah, this is good. This is going to be a good one. >> Okay. >> All right. Do me a favor, uh >> [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, that's for what, bro? >> Put your hands Put your hands Put your hands on your back. >> For what, bro? For what, huh? For what, bro? What are you trying to For what, bro? >> He's leg locked in there. Now he wants to get in the ambulance. >> Hey, bro. Bro, let me see the help. >> He was imbibing. >> Help, bro. >> Give us your hands. >> Give us your hands. >> You're not detained. You're arrested. Check yes. >> Give us your other hand now. >> Stop resisting. >> Yeah, and you saw the car. All the airbags went off. >> Give us your other arm. Give us your right arm. >> Put your right arm behind your back. Put it behind your back. >> Come on, guy. Behind your back. >> Marijuana? >> Stand up. >> 32 >> 10-32 >> I'll stand. OH, NO. OH, HE HAD a firearm on him. Oh, no. And he's been drinking. A shame. >> Stop. Stop. >> Well, here's the thing. They don't I don't remember if they say who was at fault for the accident. He's drunk, so by law he's at fault even if somebody did run a light and smash into him. He shouldn't have been on the road. But wait, there's more. Welcome back, Mike. >> Hey guys, he wants you guys to check him out. He's going to remain in our custody. >> Are you injured? Okay. Ah. Got scale. >> Wait. >> Oh, he's got scale. >> No. No, no, no. Ma'am, over here. >> What's she doing? What is she doing? >> is. Who's your mom? >> Get out of here. >> Where is him? >> Where is him? >> My son. >> Where's him? >> What's his name? >> Where's him? >> name. >> Where is your company at? >> He's here. >> His name is Alpha. >> Alpha? >> His name is Alpha, right here. >> His name is Alpha. Mom. Seriously. >> Right here. >> You hold him for a second. Is there a name on the pill bottle, Karen? >> Karen? He's not Karen. >> Karen? He's not Karen? Is he a Kevin? Yeah. Oh, no, sir. That is incorrect. Alpha. That is incorrect. Alpha Chino. That is incorrect. >> What's incorrect? >> Is that firearm registered to you? >> You guys are violating my rights. >> That's You just don't know if you like the stream yet. You're waiting. I like that. >> On my soul, you guys will never work again. >> This is his brother. >> You guys will never work again. >> You guys will never work again. >> know the amount of liability of of the liability >> What's your name, sir? What's your name? What's your >> bond number? >> What's your name? >> Officer Officer Officer Diaz, badge number 2613. >> Huh? No, no, no, no, no. >> Well, what is We need to identify yourself. >> I already did. I just said it. >> They get him identified. >> I said Officer Diaz, badge number 2613. >> What is your bond number? >> I have done that. I have done that. >> Can I have the bond >> Yeah. Find it. Find it. Find >> You just violated my rights. >> All right. Uh, I got a possible ID on him. You want to put him in your car, okay? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's why I'm convinced that they're mentally ill. >> Let's go. >> All of his rights. All of his rights. Every single one of them. >> Look, call Swizzy and tell him I need him, bro. >> Call Swizzy. Who the hell is Swizzy? >> There's no way he's going to have a cell phone. Please go in the car. >> Y'all don't even Y'all don't even have jurisdiction. >> He's a good boy. >> He didn't do nothing wrong. >> What's your freedom? >> I'm I'm going to be nice, kid. Guess what? You always got to stay in honor, bro. >> Okay, brother. Back up real quick. Back up for me. What's your name? >> Stay in honor. Come on, officer. Stay in honor. >> Hey, babe. Call Swizzy, bro. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, no. >> I don't know. Call Swizzy. >> He's got a scale, a gun in the front seat. He's got that second phone. He's got an oxy. He's got a >> in the front seat. >> What's his name? Possible. >> Yep. Every single one of his rights. All violated. Yeah, the flat-earthers, they're just goofy. I I I think they know that the Earth the Earth is round. >> Yeah, but you have drugs, a gun, and you have drugs, a scale, and some and a gun on you, big dog. >> Big dog? You calling citizen dog? Person. Thank you very much. This officer Kevin. Yes, he's going to the Greybar Hotel. And he's actually going to the Greybar Inn for quite some time. It's a fancy little resort where uh you do long-term stays. We'll find that out in a second. Thank you very much. No, I think I think they're ill. They're not well. Oh. Not only name the law, but named the law that applies to him. Cuz he's special. >> So violations you just committed >> I have not. >> Uh-huh. >> You you just violated so many countless violations that you will never ever >> All right, ma'am. >> be in this department ever again. >> not. >> You have. >> I have not. >> Lock them all up. >> kidnapped me, sir. >> The substance, that is. >> personal jurisdiction than a subject jurisdiction. Oh, you're failing to identify yourself. You're under arrest. >> I think it is. >> What constitutes What in the Constitution gives you that power to do that? What in the Have you ever read the Constitution? >> I have read it. Yes, sir. >> Have you read >> What in the Constitution gives you the power to do what you just did? >> whiskey breath. >> What in the Constitution gives you the power to do what you just did? >> Yeah, they're awful. >> Sir, I'm not going to talk to you while you're yelling at me. >> What in your mind do you think >> But there's more. >> gives you this authority from? Because you went to school and got a badge? No. The people wrote the Constitution, right? The Constitution is to restrain the government from this type of stuff. Is is is is >> He's drunk. He smashed into other cars. He had drugs, a firearm on him. No ID, no license. Give me a break, dude. The The Constitution was not written so you can just do whatever the hell you want. >> Are you a sovereign citizen? >> There's no such thing as a sovereign citizen. >> Okay, so >> Then why do you throw out the sovereign >> You don't exist. >> citizen thing? Like what What What did you just ask? >> Oh, I'm just I'm just asking cuz you said you were traveling. That's a typical >> I'm traveling. And there's penalties and fines that come behind that. >> Yep. Oh, you're going to have penalties, sir. >> Do I want you? No, not really, cuz I don't really care, bro. Like >> Pursue what? But that's not in the Constitution that he read. >> got bond. That's really serious. You will never be able to work. >> Liens on my bond? >> But once somebody puts a lien against your bond >> He's going to lean on the bond. >> done, you can't work. >> God created me, bro. >> That would be a good reason to annex it. Send them all there. >> You got more more more power than God. >> No. More power More power than God? Dude, he's just arresting you for drugs and being drunk. It's not making a hurricane. Oh, jeez. Decline of the West. Jeez, Erica. Yeah. Drugs in his crotch. Wait until you see the drugs. They hold them up. Yeah, I They they keep changing the lingo thinking that they're slick. Now they're a state nationals or whatever the hell they come up with next. Amy, thank you very much for the late fee. You don't have to pay a late fee, but I do appreciate it. Thank you for the $5. >> You're beyond the constitutional right now. >> Yes. >> oxy. I think it's oxy. >> Look at that. Look at all that. He had all that in his pants. >> Hey, so we have a piece of paper here saying we seized your money based off your uh your CDS transactions, all right? You want to sign saying that money was seized. Otherwise, you won't be able to get that money back if you're found not guilty. All right, I'm not going to explain it again. Okay, have a good day. >> [laughter] >> He wouldn't shut up long enough to realize all he had to do was sign and if he was if he was found not guilty, he could have gotten his cash back. Now he loses it even if he's found not guilty, he loses the cash. What a [ __ ] Here comes his son. >> was charged with drug trafficking, possession of a firearm during a drug trafficking crime, multiple drug possession charges, contraband, resisting arrest, and obstruction. He was sentenced to 30 years in prison and will be eligible for parole after 5 years. >> And now that that part, what the hell is that? He was sentenced to 30 years, but he can get out in five. What? I thought you had to serve at least half. Ay, ay, ay. Well, I got a feeling he's not going to behave himself in prison. I don't think he's getting out in 5 years. All right, next we got a guy who uh he's a piece of crap. He hit his uh wife and then the next day they find him at Walmart and he pulls out a screwdriver and tries to attack the officer and he gets tased twice. >> 5th, 2025 at around 5:00 a.m., officers with the Eastpoint Police Department were dispatched to a neighborhood in Eastpoint, Michigan where a domestic dispute between a married couple had turned [laughter] physical. >> Police. This guy. >> Is he gone? >> Yeah, what the hell is that? >> Is he gone? >> Yeah, he took my van. >> Seems clear from that. >> know. >> And that's my mom coming. >> Okay. Yeah. >> What happened tonight? >> What is it? >> What happened tonight? >> We were laying down in the bed. >> Yeah. >> You guys can come in. >> Wife recounted a terrifying ordeal. Her husband, visibly intoxicated and possibly under the influence of drugs, had demanded the keys to their Chrysler Pacifica. Fearing he would drive in his condition, she hid the keys under her pillow, a decision that enraged him. He struck her multiple times, attempted to strangle her, and nearly bit off her ear before fleeing on foot in an unknown direction. >> Piece of [ __ ] >> Fearing for her life, she ran to a neighbor's house and called 911. >> That's his bottle that he was drinking. >> Yeah, it's two of >> I think so. >> Probably a happy family besides him. Is your van registered to you or is it registered to him? >> Just me. Everything is >> Oh, yeah, I just noticed that. You got to earn the warm. >> I don't know where he would have gone. >> Drunken [ __ ] He was a Funny you should say that. Wait just a bit. >> Have family in the area? >> No. >> Yeah, there's people over there. >> It was um >> I'm going to jump in here real quick. I got to get some pictures of the photos. Yep. >> He was resisting arrest. >> Yeah. >> And then it was a DV. But I told them not to do it. >> Can you pull your hair up for me, little bit? So he's done this before. >> The victim was transported to a local hospital for treatment while officers broadcasted a be-on-the-lookout, BOLO, for the Chrysler Pacifica. Despite their efforts, neither the vehicle nor the suspect could be located at that time. Later that same day, around 10:00 in the morning, Sterling Heights Police Department officers responded to a Walmart in Sterling Heights, Michigan after receiving a report of shoplifting in progress. Officers coordinated with a loss prevention employee and positioned themselves outside the store awaiting the two suspects. >> So he beats the crap out of his wife, runs away like a scared little punk, and then he goes to Walmart the next day and decides to steal. >> HEY, QUIT. HEY, POLICE. QUIT. QUIT. >> QUIT. GET DOWN ON THE [ __ ] GROUND RIGHT NOW. >> LAY DOWN. >> I'm sorry to hear that, Mrs. Jarhead. Well, I have a taser here, so hopefully this will cheer you up. And I was reading your comment, and I missed the first tasing. Plus, I like to replay them anyway. So, let's replay that. Hopefully this will cheer you up. AND THEN RIGHT THERE. I'LL PLAY THAT ONE AGAIN. WATCH WHEN he rolls over and he swings his arm. He's got a screwdriver in his hand. Hold on. Ah. Let me rewind this. THERE WE GO. YEAH, RIGHT HERE. HE HAD A SCREWDRIVER. WE GET ANOTHER ONE. DRIVE SAFE, CATHERINE. DETROIT, HUH? HEY, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. IT'S A TICKET. It's a ticket. It's a ticket, brother. It's a ticket and you're out of here. It's It's not that big of a deal. We don't get a full faceplant, but he does get it again. It's fine. You are fine. I promise you it's not the end of the world. I I you, dude. This is no big deal. >> You don't know me, man. >> I don't. I don't. >> No, you >> But this is nothing at the end of the day. >> I don't want to be not trying >> I know. >> It could have been a ticket. It could still be a ticket. All that >> Put this down a little bit. >> lie. This is It's not going to be a ticket. >> You're right. It's not going to be a ticket. >> Just give me a second to pray. Hold on. Stop. >> Yeah. Oh, now he's a praying man. Give me a break. >> It's not a lie. He's being He's being He's being genuine. He's being genuine. Dude, my wife is cheating >> We're in row three. >> Oh, stop. >> dialogue going. He's got the screwdriver in his hand. He's talking about suicide by cop. >> Dude, he's not Shut up. He's dead. He's dead. I gave up the one thing that meant everything. The whole purpose of working. My name >> Oh. Oh, his wife's cheating. His wife means everything to him. That's why he beat the crap out of her. Screw you, dude. >> Get the [ __ ] out of here now. Do not drive. Go that way. It's not worth it. >> Yeah, I think so. >> What's your name? What's your first name? What's your first name? >> Douche. >> What's your name? >> [ __ ] bag. >> Talk to me. >> What the [ __ ] is this lady doing? >> What are you doing? Get the [ __ ] out of here. Go that way. >> Yeah. Hopefully this doesn't get me fired. >> Hey. My My name's Garrett. >> Yeah. Just a ticket. >> Do not do it, brother. >> He's got a screwdriver. What's he going to do? COME ON. GET EVERYBODY. CLOSE THOSE DOORS. DON'T DO IT. DON'T DO IT. JAKE, watch crossfire. >> Yeah. >> I don't want to shoot that way, that's what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Just get down. Just get down. Just drop it. Hey, drop it. You will be out of jail in a few days. >> Yeah, the next day he they got him in What is it? They got the call at 10:00 and now it's 11:30. Yeah, he went to Walmart and stole. >> You will be out of jail in a few days. >> I bit my wife's ear off last night for cheating. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> You're good. >> That's not what the wife said. And did you hear that? I'm going to rewind that second. Yeah, he said what he did and then >> You will be out of jail in a few days. >> I bit my wife's ear off last night for cheating. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> You're good. Mike Tyson >> They want to kill >> What? What the hell does that I wanted to buy my wife drugs. What? What? What the hell's wrong with this guy? >> Now it's I've already thought all I've already thought all night. >> Man, this guy. Now, we need another tasing. Unfortunately, yeah. He already tried to hit me once with the the screwdriver. >> I didn't really >> Yeah, he I did. I Yeah, you did. once. >> 30 twice bomb. >> He hit me. Oh, he's sneaking up. He's sneaking up behind him. >> Where are you running to, buddy? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HEY, COOL. HERE WE GO. >> [screaming] >> GOOD JOB. >> DROP IT. >> LET IT GO, MAN. >> DROP IT. >> I GOT TO REWIND THIS. I GOT TO SPEED IT. >> GOOD JOB. >> DROP IT. >> [screaming] >> DROP IT. >> DROP IT. >> LET GO OF THE LET GO OF >> LET IT GO. >> LET GO. >> THROW IT. >> LET GO. >> YEP. >> THROW IT. >> THROW IT IN THE RIVER. >> Throw it. >> THROW IT. >> THROW IT. THROW IT AND IT'S OVER. THROW IT AND IT'S OVER. COME ON. >> YEAH. >> Throw it. Throw it. >> He tried. >> THROW THE SCREWDRIVER. JUST THROW IT. JUST THROW >> DROP THE [ __ ] KNIFE, NOW. >> NICE. >> DROP IT. >> I JUST WANT TO GO TO HIM. >> DROP THE [ __ ] KNIFE. >> HOLD IT. >> [ __ ] KNIFE OUT. >> [screaming] >> DROP THE [ __ ] KNIFE. LET IT LET IT GO. LET IT GO. >> Do me. >> Why did that hurt? >> Let it go. >> You crazy? >> Let it >> You're going to jail. >> Why isn't he? >> I just got to try. Just try. >> Run. >> Let it >> Got to see. >> I got to >> I'm already doing 15 and I can't hold it. Oh, yeah. He punched me in the face. >> Let it go. LET IT GO, NOW. >> CAN WE GET HIS LEGS CONTROLLED? Let's get his legs controlled. >> Let's let it >> Let it go, now. >> They got the [ __ ] knife. >> Let it go. >> Do it again. >> I didn't [ __ ] do it. >> Got his legs? >> Yeah. >> I got his legs uh secured. >> Oh, yeah. >> Let it go. >> Give me some pain. >> Let it go. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. >> That's the face. >> LET IT GO. >> NO. >> That's always the case with guys like this. >> Just let it go, bro. You're done. >> You can't do anything. >> Oh, I'm on I'm on a lot of drugs. >> I don't care. Let go. >> I'm going to have a heart attack this guy. >> Brother, just let it go. Brother, just let it go. >> Let it go. You can't say. >> Let it [ __ ] go, dude. This is not worth it. Let it go. Let it go, man. Let it go, man. >> I just want to die. >> Let it go. Let it go, man. Let it go. Bro, just let it go. It's not worth it. >> I have it. I have it. >> Get cuffs. Let it go now. We don't want to shoot you. >> Where's the other guy? >> We have no idea. He took off northbound. He was all black, blue shoes, black male, probably 30. All right, let's roll him over. >> And uh just in case YouTube's AI is watching, he's got ketchup all over his face. Did you have a uh an eyebrow ring or anything? >> Strawberry jam. Yeah. >> Please. >> Yeah. Just breathe. You're good. >> One more time. >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You got one right here. You got one in here. Just wait. Just wait. Let me pull this out. Yeah. What a tragedy. Hold on. I got one right here. >> I got one more time. >> Let's Let's sit up. Let's sit up, man. >> You're a aggressive guy. You got >> Yeah. Yeah, when you have a knife or a screw When you have a screwdriver, yes. We're going to get aggressive. I'm glad. >> Garrick. >> Oh, this is going everywhere. I mean, it's terrible. >> Yeah. >> Good boy. Yeah. >> I need about 15 to 20 minutes. >> Are you sober? >> When I did Yeah, a little bit. I'm a little My heart is beating. You just shocked the [ __ ] out of me, so I don't >> His heart is beating. Oh, no. His heart is beating. >> A lot of alcohol. >> We're going to stand up real quick. Stand up with me. >> I was actually just going to ask. I set up the raid, and I may have to add a video. We'll see how things go. I can make it. >> Did you tase me again? >> No, man. I don't want >> Go ahead and kill me. Can I just >> Dude, I don't want to hurt you, man. If you If it hurts Why would I want to >> Can you just kill me and don't You just did, bro. They were shocking me. >> You had a screwdriver. >> I did not move. I had I just held it tight. Was I moving? >> Dude, you're a mess. You are a mess. Listen, Garrick, right? >> Garrick. What you doing, Garrick? You were shocking me over there, right? >> No, I was not. >> What did you do? You're scary. Are you on the >> All right, okay. >> He does. What did you take? >> I finally accepted this mescaline. >> What? What did you take? What kind of drugs did you take? What kind of drugs are you on? >> Over-the-counter stuff at the pharmacy. >> For me to know and you not to tell. >> I got it from a gas station. >> You're hurting me, man. >> She just killed me, though. >> I don't want to kill you. Right on. >> Made my feelings for you hurt. >> I don't want to kill you. >> What? Dude, I told you I don't want to hurt you. Dry land is not a myth. screwdriver Dude, it's lock my hand up. >> Doesn't matter. >> No, they shouldn't have. I know. Why would you want to die when you have kids, man? Cuz he's an [ __ ] man. Listen. Listen, brother. You can fix your life, man. You can fix your life. They're always the victim, aren't they? Why would you get 15 years? Why would you go back? I hope you get 15 years. Attempted murder on a cop. So you had a knife then you got a knife now or you got a screwdriver you got a screwdriver now? So you went to prison for it? Attempted murder on a cop? So you already been arrested for I guarantee he's been arrested like a dozen times. >> It doesn't matter, man. Maybe they'll jerk my heart a little bit. >> Oh, jerk my heart a little bit. My heart's broken. Oh, yeah. At least. Oh, let them check you out, man. Fancy, >> fancy. >> Well, I don't know if Sonny had a job or did not. >> Yeah. >> I got some silly questions for you though. I got to ask everybody, okay? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> He was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon on the cop. A long time ago, he was saying. >> Okay. Just a >> Oh, he's been arrested for trying Okay. He's been arrested in the past for that and then this time he decides to slash at a cop with a screwdriver. What a clown. >> He's going to He's going to the hospital. >> Drives a >> He was transported to a local hospital for treatment of minor injuries and released shortly after. He later entered no contest pleas on all charges with sentences running concurrently. >> Why not an executive? >> case, he was sentenced to 5 to 20 years for assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder. >> Nice. Nice. >> In the Sterling Heights case, he pleaded to assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder and received 1 year for a second offense of domestic violence. The court also ordered him to have no contact with Walmart or the involved officers and to refrain from any intimidating, assaultive, or threatening behavior toward the complaining witness. >> Yeah. So, wait a minute. On October 5th, 2012 Oh, whoops. Oh, that was the end of the video. I was about to pause it right at the end. So, he got 5 to 20 years in prison and he also gets a no contact with the Walmart. I don't think they have Walmart in prison. All right. Now, we got something uh a little bit different. Uh lady uh I think it was a simple traffic stop and she's arguing and fighting. She gets herself arrested and then she gets an escape charge and she is so loud and obnoxious. She's not screaming, so it's not really a headphone warning, but gosh, she's so annoying. >> On January 9th, 2024 in Florida, a deputy pulled over a silver Nissan after a plate check showed the owner had no valid license. >> [music] >> The driver said the car belonged to her mother, but her nervous behavior and constant phone use quickly made officers take a closer look. >> Do you have your driver's license on you? >> No, I don't. >> Well, do you have a good driver's license? >> Um no, I don't. >> Are you Angela? >> No, that's not my mom. >> Oh, that's your mom. Okay. What's your first name? >> Um Jasmine. >> You had to think about that? >> No. I'm talking to you right here about my phone so I'm not lying. >> Hang up the phone and talk to me right now. >> I'm talking to you about my phone so I'm not lying. >> Jasmine. >> Yes, I'm talking to you. I know I'm not I'm not lying. >> Okay, so you need to focus on me and not not all that. So, hang up the phone and talk to me right now. Spell your first name for me. >> I don't remember what channel this was from. I could probably find it though. It's in my history somewhere. >> Okay, sir. Can Can I Can you Can you talk to me please? >> Yeah, come on out of the car for me. Come on out of the car. We'll talk back here. >> I don't I don't want to talk back here. >> Yeah, back here. >> So, I don't have a license on me that's why I'm driving. >> Okay. >> But, um I'm just trying to get my kids to to the to the Airbnb we just checked into so you know. >> Are you Jasmine? >> Yes. >> Are you You hesitated like twice now so >> no. I am Jasmine. >> You're just nervous cuz you know you don't have a good license. >> Yes. >> You're being up front. That's That's half the battle. How bad is your license? >> Um I'm not supposed to be driving, but I'm just trying to get my kids literally >> I know you're suspended, canceled, or revoked. >> Suspended, maybe. >> Are you habitual? >> Um I don't I think so, maybe. I don't >> So, you might be habitual? >> Yeah, but I I just Sir, I just don't want to go to jail today. I'm just trying to get my kids >> Well, I'm not trying to take you to jail in this weather unless I absolutely have to. I'll tell you that, okay? >> Unless you absolutely have to. >> Like if I don't have a choice. Like there's certain things where I don't have a choice, right? But, if I can figure out a way to not make that happen, I'll work with you. So, like I said, I'm not trying to take someone to jail in this weather. Hey, come over here. >> I'm going just trying to get my kids out. >> No, let them stay in the car for now. Yeah, they'll be they'll be safer in there anyway. Yeah, hop >> Well, it's too cold here. I'm scared. I'm not trying to go to jail, sir. >> You good. Hop back over here. You're being cool with me right now and I feel like, you know, I'm being pretty cool with you, right? >> but I just know I'm not supposed to be driving and I'm not trying to go to >> Actually, Spider-Man, I was thinking about the lady from the thumbnail, but yeah, you might like her, too. And it's a ready-made family. She's already got kids. >> jail. >> I got you. No one wants to go to jail, right? But, like I said, it's if I can figure out any way to make sure that doesn't have to happen, I'll facilitate that cuz I'm not trying to take someone to jail in this weather. All right, but like I said, I'm not going to make any promises and tell you like I'm not going to cuz there's certain charges that I don't have a choice with it, right? But, I don't even know if that's the case here. First, I have to figure out who you are. So, Jasmine, spell your first name for me. >> J A S M I N E >> J A S M I N E >> Yes. Can you just please let me with a warning, sir? >> And what's your last name? >> Matthews >> M A T T >> Yes. I'm not supposed to be driving, so can you please just let me with a warning? I don't want to go to jail. >> Jasmine, I'm going to ask you this one more time. >> I'm not supposed to be driving. I already know I'm not supposed to be driving. Can you just let me off with the warning? >> to put you in handcuffs. You're making me really nervous. >> Matthews >> M A T T >> H E W S >> H E W S >> Hello. Yeah, I'm right here on Semoran. Right Right on the side of Publix. >> K, 617. Let me know when you get there. I'm on emergency. >> All right, Semoran Center. Right on the It's right on the side of Publix, literally. Hold on, Maddie. I'm going to get you. >> Yeah. How old's the youngest? How old is she? >> She's two. >> Come on. Now she pulls the kid out as a shield. She's two. And how Two and what are the other What are the two ages? >> Nine and it's my nephew. He's six. >> Ah, thank you. >> I'm right here at Semoran in front of this thing next to the Pollo Tropical. Pollo Tropical. >> Yep. >> I don't know. >> Why do you need Why do you need to answer? >> To hear you acting really nervous and it's making me nervous. So, I'm going to have them stand by with you. >> She's a very mature, too. >> While I check everything cuz you're making me You're making me real nervous the way you interact and I don't want you doing anything silly, okay? All right, cuz you can't You can't stop moving around and it took me like five times to get your name out of you. Well, I said I've been pretty cool with you, right? >> Yes. >> All right, so like I said, try and calm down and just hang tight for a minute while I look and see how bad your license actually is. Stay away from the car. >> Hey, Charlene. Sorry, I have to I have to pause when I want to talk in this one. I I've got the volume almost all the way down and it's still loud. I I guess they couldn't filter out the wind. How you doing, Charlene? >> We're not going to We're not going to keep playing this back and forth game. So, put the kid down in the car and we're going to go in handcuffs for now because you're making me hella nervous. >> Or Georgia. >> Don't put your baby in the middle of this. So, that's This is where we're at now. You We need to put the kid back down in the car. You're going to go in handcuffs, Jasmine. Jasmine, if you don't listen to what I'm doing, you're going to go to jail. >> Right here, Jasmine. No. Not around this way. This guy right here with the baby. >> I'm not doing anything. >> You're not going to >> I'm not listening to anything you're saying. Why are you going to put me in handcuffs? >> Your backseat is way worse than that. I don't want you putting your kid in this here in this close space and shouting at the child. Put Jasmine in your back. Put your hand behind your back. I'm not going to tell you again. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. >> Sure. Sure. Sure. You're making me nervous, sir. >> I have been nothing but polite with you. You have done nothing but not listen to me the entire time I've been out with you. I have done my darnedest to avoid this, but you have put me in a position where I have no choice. They have been. I haven't even verified how bad your license is yet, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say you probably already know that it's suspended, which is why you're acting like this. So, now we're going to have a seat in the back of this cruiser while I CALL IN YEAH, SHE'S JUST SCARED AND confused and she doesn't understand anything. Just get in the car. Good deal. In the car and I'm not going to repeat myself again. >> Do you have anything on you? >> All right then, have a seat in the car. Get in the car, Jasmine. Seat. Yippee-ki-yay, Bill. Go ahead. Come on. That was Hans Gruber. All right, Simon Gruber. I don't know him. >> Jasmine, that's where you need to be, sitting down in the car. Right now you're standing outside the door even though I told you not to do that. Hey Jasmine, start listening. Sit down. You're already not listening. This is you not listening. We're telling you to sit down. Sit down. This is your problem is you don't listen. >> You're not listening. >> MY KIDS ARE RIGHT THERE. >> Get in the car, Jasmine, or I swear that you going to get an obstruction charge. >> Oh my god, you're making it difficult FOR ME. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. LOOK, MY BABY IS CRYING HERE AND STUFF. I DON'T WANT TO SEE MY DAUGHTER. LOOK, SHE'S RIGHT THERE. >> WE'RE ALL INVOLVED. SOMEONE JUST GET EVERYBODY DOWN HERE, AS SHE SAID, and they got the car and >> We got to get somebody to get these kids. >> That's right. I knew it sounded familiar. I was I was close, right franchise. That's right. Simon was his brother. >> I'm not doing anything. >> Jasmine, you're not listening, Jasmine. >> Simon says >> You're being charged with obstruction. >> OH MY GOD, I'M NOT DOING NOTHING. Why Why are you being so rude to me? Stop. >> Get your feet IN THE CAR, JASMINE. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> GET your feet in the car. >> They're putting YOU IN THE CAR. >> OH, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE? >> IN THE CAR. >> NOW I GOT IT. >> CAR. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [laughter] >> I'm not doing nothing. OH MY GOD. >> YEAH. AND THEN AS SOON AS HE GETS AROUND TO THIS SIDE, watch what she does. >> CHARGES. >> I'M NOT DOING NOTHING. YOU'RE BEING RUDE TO ME. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING THIS FOR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? STOP. >> [laughter] >> BUT SHE'S NOT RESISTING. >> STOP RESISTING. >> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. >> STOP RESISTING. >> WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? >> STOP RESISTING. >> OH, AND THE KIDS. >> I ESCAPED. I'M NOT DOING NOTHING. THEY'RE DOING THIS TO ME. I'M NOT DOING NOTHING. >> THEY'RE DOING THIS TO ME. I'M NOT DOING NOTHING. >> She good? Are you going to cooperate? >> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ME. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO YOU. >> DO WE HAVE TIES? >> I HAVE A HOBBLE IN MY BACKSEAT. >> LOOK, BABY IS CRYING AND SCREAMING. >> I'M TRYING TO TELL Y'ALL ABOUT MY DAUGHTER SCREAMING. Y'ALL BEING SO RUDE AND AGGRESSIVE. >> WHY Y'ALL BEING ALL AGGRESSIVE? >> OH, NO. Rude and aggressive. >> Yeah. Innocent angels. Yeah. We'll sweep her out here cuz she's going no matter what now. There's no way you're turning around here. >> Oh, my god. >> And now you're going to get placed in jail. >> jail. >> I didn't do nothing to you though. >> That's another phrase that I hate. I didn't do nothing to you. It's not personal. You broke the law. They're law enforcement. >> You're being aggressive TO ME. >> FACE DOWN. YEAH. On your butt. >> BRO. >> UP. >> WHAT? I CAN GET UP BY MYSELF. YOU'RE BEING RUDE. YOU YOU MANHANDLED ME. THAT'S IT. >> Manhandled me. I'm a woman. Get in the car. You're going to St. Johns. It's all on body camera. I'm going to release them to her. Who is she now? I don't know. That's the one girl's sister. But she's She's going with them. Which is So just give us a couple minutes. The kids are going to be released into their care. >> Oh, thank you. And I'm going to take them to the >> Oh, oh, okay. Yeah, we're just getting all their information down and then we're going to release them off to you. >> Okay. I'm just so upset for the kids. >> I wasn't here when the whole thing went down. I got here late, so >> Me either. We was on the phone man the whole time and the phone just went blank. >> Okay. In the end, Jasmine was arrested and taken to the county jail facing several charges including driving on a revoked license, resisting an officer with violence, obstruction, and resisting [music] without violence. >> Woo. >> I didn't do nothing to you. >> All right. Now we have some guy, I didn't watch this one, but the first few seconds look good. He apparently goes up to his school or his kid's school and raises hell. I don't know what the hell he I don't know if he's drunk or if he's just an angry little dude, but uh let's see what's going on with him. >> My kid is waiting for me. >> Turn your Turn around. I will drop you. >> and >> Turn around. >> I'll do it. I'll do it. >> no, it's too late. >> On May 12th, officers were called to an elementary school after a parent allegedly showed up drunk while trying to pick up their kid. >> There we go. I missed that when I watched the first few seconds before. I just heard him screaming and was like, oh, what's what's this little guy doing? >> Do you have your license on you or is it in the car? >> I got it. >> Have you had anything to drink today? >> Yeah. This is my ID for my >> You have your driver's license? And your daughter's inside? >> No, she's waiting for me to pick her up. >> Oh, son's inside. Okay. All right. Just saying uh we got a car coming and he'll Do you understand me? >> Say what? >> That I have a car coming here to assess the situation. >> What do you mean? >> You're not free to go in your car. Do you understand that? >> No, I just wanted to turn that off. >> No. I just told you you're not free to go in your car. Do you understand that? >> I just told you I wanted to just >> And I told you you're not free to do that. Do you understand that? >> no. >> Cuz now you're obstructing. >> No. >> Okay? Stay back. >> Come on, man. >> Man, stay back. Listen to >> Yo, I got to pick up my >> Are you kidding me? We got two in a row where they get they just will not listen and they're going to make things worse. >> that. We're not free to leave right now. Third time I told you. >> I'll take the I'll take it out. I'll take the key out. >> Yeah. >> Can you close the windows and and turn off >> never even heard of that until I started watching these videos. >> And let me go to >> Buddy, sit on the bench. >> Let me just lock it up. Don't Don't talk to me like I'm a kid. >> I'm not talking like you're a kid, but you're not listening, correct? >> No, but it's >> an Uber. There's What's there to lock up? >> The car. >> For what? >> Let me get my >> You can get to the car later. know. You're not getting your keys. >> It's not like I'm going to What the [ __ ] is the problem? For real? >> You. You are the problem. >> You're a big guy. >> Yeah. Yeah, so? >> I'm not scared. What do you have to be scared of? That you're a big guy. >> You're under investigation. Do you understand that? >> What's your problem, tiny man? >> I'm just playing around for fun. >> I understand that. >> You're drunk. >> This [ __ ] place is crazy. Let me get my keys, then. >> Step Step back and get put in handcuffs. >> Huh? >> Do you understand that? >> Huh? >> Turn Step back and you get put in handcuffs. Do you understand that? Carlos. >> I I just want my keys. >> What are you getting What do you need your keys for? >> Just to lock it up. That's all. I don't know >> It's locked. She locked it. She turned >> He's stuck in a loop. He's He's just going on and on about, "I need to turn the car off. I need to lock the car. I need to turn the car off." >> hear all that? You want to make it worse than it already is, okay? You get up, she's going to lock up for obstruction. >> Where Where's he going? >> No, it's not a Glock. Don't start that [ __ ] Don't do it in front of your kid, dude. It's embarrassing. Seriously. A lot of kids at the school. Don't do it. >> I was in the Marines. >> I understand. Thank you for your service. >> No, no. Don't thank me. >> Okay. >> I want to thank you for your service. Can I go and get my kid? >> It's not You've got to wait a minute. 5 minutes you can. >> Can I just go away? >> 5 minutes. >> Get out of Get out of my face. >> You're in my face, buddy. I'm giving you a good chance right now. >> A few moments later, the officer's supervisor arrives to the scene to continue the investigation. >> Hi. >> Doing good. >> How are you guys? >> Hello, sir. >> How you doing? >> Good. My name's Jonathan. >> All right. >> Hi, Jonathan. >> Carlos. >> Carlos? Um how much did you drink today? >> Nothing. >> Nothing at all? >> No. >> Okay. Uh you're You're speaking really slow. >> Well, in that case, if he loves somebody with autism, then he can get drunk and go pick up his kids from school. >> You like kind of slurring your words. >> I'm just nervous and kind of like, you know, like like [laughter] what the hell's going on, you know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> Like I don't think I'm speaking, you know, >> You're drunk. >> different than I usually do. >> Yeah. >> So, >> So, you're always drunk? >> think whatever you want to think. >> Yeah. >> But, >> Did you take any medications today? >> No. >> No. And you drove here? >> Yeah, that's my car right there. >> Pardy, you want to talk to me, uh Yeah. He doesn't have like operation, like he didn't see him driving. I don't know if he did or Yeah. He just had one drink, the last one that he had. The wrong way as in >> Um he's the one who detailed that he went he went >> Officer Pardy? >> No. The man. >> Security? >> No. >> The man? >> Yeah. >> He He said he went the wrong way? >> Yeah. >> Oh, jeez. Pulled in the school the wrong way. Yeah. And what He loses teacher that uh So, he entered the parking lot where it says do not enter. >> reported uh his erratic driving. >> Um Miss Silva. >> And then just driving, not Did she have a conversation with him or anything like that? Do you know what time it is right now? >> Like 3:30. >> Okay. Um do you mind if I check your eyes? >> For what? >> I just So, obviously uh we're getting concerns about your driving, the way you're talking. >> What I did was blow the do not enter sign just to come around and get in front. >> What do you mean? You That Come in this way. Oh, oh, you went that way? >> No, no, no, listen. I'll tell you. >> Listen. Listen, Linda. >> in the side door, where they usually tell me that he goes out. So, when I came out, there was a bunch of kids crossing the street. >> Okay. >> So, I just, you know, pulled over, let them go. >> Mhm. Uh-huh. Let him go. Okay. >> And I was like, you know, there was nobody nobody in the in the road or anything, so I was like, "Yo, what's the big deal, you know?" I just came around because >> So, you went that way? >> Yeah. Yeah, I came around that way. >> So, you went that little that little ramp thing but the wrong way down it. >> something on his breath. >> I went the wrong I went the wrong way. Yeah, I admit it. But, it was just to you know, just to get in the front and pick up my son. >> Okay. What can you explain the odor of the fruity odor I can I can smell on your breath? >> The fruity? >> Yeah, I'm with this guy. Fruity odor? You mean the alcohol smell or does he have diabetes? >> Yeah. >> What do you mean? >> I can smell the obviously there was reports of your breath smelling like potentially alcohol. Um, I can smell it now that I'm outside with you talking to you. >> I think Leslie's right, it's poop. >> No, I drank last night. >> You drank last night. >> Okay. >> Maybe still lingering. >> Yeah. What how much did you have last night? >> Like a six-pack. >> And then obviously you told me you didn't have anything today. >> No. >> What time did you have the six-pack last night? >> Late. [laughter] >> Okay. What how What What time did >> sounds dirty. >> Midnight? 3:00 in the morning? >> Between 11:00 and 1:00. >> 11:00 and 1:00? >> Can you help me out, please? >> So, right >> Help you out with what? >> No, but but this >> Oh, that could be it, too. >> Well, I can tell you is I support you, but you need to comply with everything they ask you. >> No, but this is some [ __ ] Like, you you you pulled me into your >> Yeah, you don't have to talk to him. Cuz if he's going to talk to you like that and say [ __ ] and stuff, you don't got to talk to him. >> Hey, hello. >> Hello. I'm going with poop. You're not going to curse at him when we're She's trying to talk to you nice. >> "This is some some bullshit." >> Yeah, you're cursing. Correct, there's We're at a school. >> I didn't tell her you're a [ __ ] or nothing like >> Well, now you're cursing in front of the school, too. There are kids around. It's a school. Jeez. Yeah. >> Yeah. You're in a school zone, you know that? >> But they didn't say nothing to I was >> But you're not going to call someone over. >> you I'm I'm mad, man. >> I understand that, but you're not going to call someone over here and and talk to them like that. >> head. >> Then you you talk how you talk when you're mad. >> Like I don't talk like that to people. >> Oh, okay. So you talk proper. >> In a school zone I would be proper, yes, correct. >> Oh, in in a school zone, okay. >> Why why'd you kid come all the way over here? >> Because he has autism. This is >> Oh, I got you. >> This is this is what >> Oh, oh, man. I'm still going with poop on his forehead. So his kid has autism, so he decides to get drunk and go and pick up his autistic son from school. Yeah, he's really going to be able to take care of his son. >> One of the better schools for autism kids. >> Understood. >> Jerk. >> All right, um just based on my observations, the observations of my partner here and the and the teaching staff, um I would like to put you through some field sobriety tests. Just to make sure that you're okay to drive. >> What are we >> Well, except for that. It lets you write that, right Mr. Officer? >> Right. I got to go to bathroom. >> Yeah. >> You know. >> So I'll explain the first test, okay? Just watch me. >> He's got a full bladder. >> be called the one-legged stand, okay? Your feet shoulder width apart, like so. All right? Don't just You're just watching me. I'm I'm explaining it, okay, Carlos? >> All right. >> All right. When I say go, I want you to raise one leg, either one of your choice. Hold it about 6 in off the >> All about me. How you doing? >> ground, like this, okay? With your toes pointed to the sky. And staring at your toe, okay? So you're going to look like this and you're going to count one Mississippi, two Mississippi, >> head to the sky. >> three Mississippi. >> I think you're right. >> Are you willing to participate? >> What if I'm not? >> Um if you're not, I'll just have to go off of what my observations and what I have right now. >> do nothing. Okay. I understand. I understand. However, I would I you said that you're okay. >> Mr. Jarhead, I can usually figure out what you're trying to say. It's not a problem. >> to do some field sobriety tests with me. You don't want to do it anymore? >> Oh, yeah, he's going to nail it. >> I'm giving you the the opportunity to show me that you're okay to drive. >> I'm fine. >> Okay, I would like for you to participate in in the in the exercise. >> have to. He's fine. He's fine. There's nothing wrong. >> You're going to be placed under arrest for DWI. >> They mean and picked on. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? >> Why why is that? >> I don't know. Maybe cuz I'm brown. >> Yeah. I I didn't show up here >> on. Screw you, dude. What are you talking about? No, it's because you're the only drunk dad who picked up his kid today. >> got called here. And now I'm now investigating cuz that's what >> Okay. Jerk. >> If I was a white guy, would you be doing the same thing? >> Yes. >> All right. >> Would you Would you like to try the one-legged stand again? >> No, give me another one. >> Okay. The second test is going to be the walk and turn, okay? >> Okay. >> So, we're going to use this this this blue line right right here, okay? I just want you to watch me, okay? >> I'm so tired of that explanation. >> position. You're going to have one foot >> You I mean, I'm not saying there's no racism, but to use that every time you do something wrong and you get caught as some excuse like it's some get out of jail free ticket. I'm so tired of it. >> in front of the other. Just like this. And I want you to take nine heel-to-toe steps, counting out loud for each step. Like this. Ready, Carlos? It's going to look like this. One. >> Yeah. >> Two. Three. Nine. You're going to take a series of small turns like this and get back on the line. So, one 180° turn. And then you're going to take another nine steps back, okay? Like this. One. Two. Three. All the way to all the way to nine, okay? Do you understand the uh I didn't tell you to start yet. Failed. No. This is cuz I'm white, isn't it? So, I A, I didn't tell you to start, and B, uh you have to go heel to toe for each step, like this. One. Two. Three. You did You did not go heel to toe for any of the steps. Would you like to try again? Do you want me to explain it further? >> No, I understood what you said. >> So, you can assume the starting position, heel to toe. You shaking your head, no? Do you not want to participate, or do you want to try it? >> No, I don't see the reason to to not participate. >> Okay. So, what I need you to do is turn around, put your hands behind your back. >> Come on, man. >> Turn around >> My kid is waiting for me. >> Turn your Turn around >> All right, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. >> behind your back. >> Okay, I'll do it. >> Face away from me. >> No, okay. I'll do it. >> Turn around, face away. We We passed that already. You said no. Turn around Turn Do not tense up. >> I'll do it. >> drop you. Turn around. >> I'll do it. I'll do it. >> No, it's too late. You're under arrest for DWI. >> No. >> All right, let's do not fight. You will go to the ground. >> Perfect timing. >> Yeah. >> Hands behind your back. >> Stop resisting, dude. >> On the hot asphalt. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. >> Let me get my phone. >> DWI. Oh, we just had to use >> Finally. >> Huh? >> Do not do it. >> Oh, man. Now he's got more poop on his face. It's all over his cheek. >> I did. It's not right. >> Put your butt in watch your head. >> I I I did this time. >> Put your butt in watch your head. >> Yo, give me another >> Sit down. [laughter] >> Put your butt in watch your head, please. >> Tiny little man. >> another chance. >> Put your feet in, please. >> No. >> Put your feet in. Put your feet [snorts] in the car, please. >> You have a real man. Give me >> Oh, he's got diarrhea. It's all over his face. >> Yo, do you have a heart? Yo. >> No. Yep. >> [snorts] >> Do you have a heart? >> I'm getting an ambulance for your face cuz you're bleeding. >> Yeah, cuz I'm bleeding. >> That's not bleeding. It's diarrhea. >> for driving under the influence and resisting arrest. No information about his plea or sentencing has been released to the public. If you enjoyed this video, leave a like and be sure to subscribe for more body cam footage daily. >> Yeah, basically. That's uh Well, that's all right, Kayleigh Far. It's good to see you. You're here just in time for the lady from the thumbnail. She uh ran away from a hit-and-run. Well, it was a hit-and-run. It was an accident and then she made it a hit-and-run by running away. She said she had to go pee. And uh she said she was late for work. Oh, all right. You're cooking. What are you cooking, Kayleigh Far? Kayleigh Cooking with Kayleigh Far. That's going to be a new channel soon. Keep an eye out for it. But uh I got a feeling I know what this lady does for a living. It's about 7:30 p.m. and she was on her way to work. >> I love you, my guy. But I love you. I love you so bad. I don't know what you're trying to do. >> Take care, Bill. >> Right now. Right now. >> [crying] >> She's a little emotional. And Spider-Man, I think she is right up your alley. >> Can I have her to have two lanes blocked going northbound on 58th Avenue? >> What's going on, man? >> I witnessed all thing, and called it in. >> Okay. >> Sam, about 22, she may be under the influence. >> Carson was leaving work. He got He got let go early. So, he's about I don't know, what is it? 15 minutes ago, maybe? He said he was driving home. >> Blue car is next pretty banged up, and then this is Esther, elderly woman here. She seems to be pretty >> So, this car caused it? >> I think so, yeah. >> So, this car caused to hit that car, hit that back up? >> That chain reaction. And that's got I think he was in the front, they're okay, but >> And sorry to pause again, but I believe and you guys can make your own guess, but I think she's enhanced. >> The elderly lady is pretty in shock. >> What was she wearing, do you know? >> Sam was here a moment ago, she's been on her phone. I can tell you right now, she's She's pretty wet. >> What was she wearing, do you know? >> Uh white tank top >> He's back. >> short shorts >> Can I have her come down? >> Yeah. Yeah, she was driving, I believe, in the white car right there. She was playing on her phone, and didn't see that all the cars in front of her were stopped, and just went full speed right into them. And Billy, you asked before the stream started, I saw you made a comment that she had a a mark on her shoulder. It wasn't supposed to be rash from a seat belt, it actually is. >> No, I'm on accident. Just got two lanes blocked on 58th Avenue in in Sarasota. >> I don't know. I don't I don't think so. She can't be too far. She walked off with her phone. >> Is it her daughter in white shirt? >> No, she's 22 years old, blonde >> Okay. >> She kept saying over and over again, I caused it. >> Okay. >> I'm going to ask you some silly questions. >> Oh, yeah. She had to loosen up before work. Especially when they're drunk. >> Hey, you heard that the one in the back to Walgreens, right? >> Oh, she went inside Walgreens? >> Inside Walgreens. >> Okay. >> Oh, she ran to the Walgreens. >> If you guys can just stay here, I got to go try to find this >> Yeah, she went to the Walgreens, Travis. >> Nice to meet you, sir. >> Nice to meet you. >> You okay? You guys okay though? >> Yeah, we're good. >> Yes, you are. >> Okay. Let me go try to find her. >> She definitely looks like she's on something. >> Okay. Let me go go find her. >> Yeah, I didn't add that one in. That was there. They used that as a clue. Yeah, but uh texting and driving [snorts] when you're drunk >> a white female coming here? A blonde white >> as well be blindfolded. >> All right, within the last 5 minutes. >> No, I drive a stick shift, so I got no free hands. >> What What did they say? They said she kept going? >> They said that she was on the phone and she kept going. >> She has >> She's a white blonde. Do you know what she's wearing at all? >> White tank top, skirt, thin, fair skin, about 22 years old. Her name is Sarah. >> Okay. Okay, I have her information. >> Why? >> They seem They all seem to know a lot about her. >> One of the drivers that took off on foot was a white female her name is Sarah. She's about 22 years old. White >> It It seems all the men seem to know all the details about her. I wonder if they uh visit her at work. >> Blonde white tank top with skirt on. >> So, her looks she's not bad. She's She's a mess, but >> the one in the back that caused it all, she's inside. >> The white? >> You might like her. >> They said she's inside? >> Yeah, the the gentleman right here told me she ran into Walgreens. One of your deputies already went that direction. >> Holy crap. >> Her name is Her name is Sam. She's about 22 years old. She was in the white >> They all know. >> She was most likely intoxicated. >> Uh your other deputy was looking for her. She took off. Do you know her full name? >> I just know her first name. She's definitely intoxicated. >> Yeah. >> Also white Toyota. I just I witnessed it and she kept kept saying this is my fault. >> That's what I think. That's what I think. Yeah. I could be wrong, but she looks the type. There she is. There she is. Is it Sam? >> I was going to go to the bathroom. I had to pee. >> Yes, I know. She's a skinny little girl. I think those are for work. I think that's why she had those done. She's compliant. Yeah, so far. Nice. >> I didn't do it on purpose. No. No. No. No, sir. >> [laughter] >> All right. >> Yeah. >> I am so sorry. >> Well, Spider-Man's here. Yeah. I don't think they're real. I have my phone and I shouldn't have been. >> I was texting my ex-boyfriend. I shouldn't have been doing that. >> Why do you text your ex? I mean, unless you have kids together, I don't I don't talk to any of my exes. I don't know. I don't get it. Step up. I got your shoulders so just step up normally. >> Okay. >> Take a seat. Do you need EMS or anything? Are you hurt? >> No, sir. >> Are you in pain at all? >> No. >> No. Did someone get your information or anything? >> I was stopped right here. >> Were you involved in any of these vehicles? >> I kind of like the hair. >> I was I was actually getting ready to pull out when I saw it happen right here. >> Exactly. >> What exactly did you see? >> I was pulling up to turn right. >> Yeah. >> I saw this car skid. >> Yeah. >> I don't I don't have anything against any of my ex-girlfriends. I just we broke up and we moved on. There was a reason it didn't work out. So, why bother trying to rekindle things? >> other cars parked here? >> They were waiting to go. >> Okay. >> And I was I was proceeding into the intersection. She hit on the brakes. Bam, bam, bam, changed lanes. >> Yeah. >> And she got out of the car. She was uh noticeably intoxicated. >> Yeah. >> Or at least under the influence. >> Well, had the that helmet from Return of the Jedi. Or Star Wars, I guess it was. >> She was No, she didn't want to leave immediately. She was on her phone. She was like, "What do I She couldn't find her phone cuz she It was like on the dashboard. She was very confused. So, I just made sure she was okay. Asked her name. Her name was Sam. And then um she kind of hung around here for a while on on speakerphone. >> Yeah. >> And I said we have help on the way. She loves the drama. >> I made sure that he was okay. Asked her to put him on the side of the road. Asked her to put her on the side of the road. >> Now, man. >> I looked up and she was gone. >> I have no idea what they're doing. >> She left at that point when she heard the sirens. >> Yeah. >> I was just uh standing by, I guess, for a couple of minutes. Okay. >> Yeah. They all broke up with me, so. >> The questions I'm going to be asking you is >> I just moved on. >> to the crash. So, it will matter of crash. >> Yes, sir. >> So, now this is criminal questioning. This is just pertaining to what happened in the crash. What happened? >> I wasn't I looked at I looked down >> Look quick. I need So I need like a drawn out story, right? And >> Or she could have waited until she got to work. >> Which vehicle you were in and which direction you >> with you. I'm going to tell the truth. It's all right. I understand. I am liable. It's my fault, okay? This entire thing is my fault. Listen, I was looking at my phone. >> I think she refuses the breath test. I can't remember. >> I talked to John. He was texting my phone. I was looking at him. >> Who's John? Oh, yeah. >> Should I tell him Siri I said, "Hey Siri, please text John and tell him I wanted to know what I was talking about with the freaking girl." And then I looked up. I didn't know they were all braking. It said green. And then I had crashed into them. >> Okay. >> That, too. >> you were going? >> But the training helmet that Obi-Wan had Luke wear when they were in the Millennium Falcon, I think that was in Star Wars. She might as well have been wearing that thing. >> I wasn't going more than 30 mph. >> No more than 30. >> Hey, Nokia. >> And I can see you were wearing your seat belt with the rash right there. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. And you were going just to confirm everything. You were going north >> I just looked away for like 2 seconds and saw I thought they were going and then I saw that they finally at some one point they were braking and then I said three people and I was like you >> Take a breath for me. >> Calm down, ma'am. Actually, it it it wasn't really their loss. They wanted to get married and have kids. I didn't want either. And as far as I know, all of my exes got married and had kids, so everyone got what they wanted. I asked for peace and quiet and they have their families. >> It's all right. Do you need medical attention for anything? >> I'm fine. I promise you. >> All right. So you were driving north here on this road and you didn't see that everyone was stopped cuz you were just you said from your words you were you were talking to somebody. >> and they all braked. >> Okay. But you impacted the rear of the vehicle, correct? >> Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. >> What happened after you got out of the vehicle? >> I got out of the vehicle. I asked if they were all right. I saw that guy who was talking about and then he was blonde and then I asked the guy >> I don't think people are looking at her face. >> He goes, "I'm okay." And then he says, "I heard him talking on the phone." >> Yeah, yeah, jump, jump, jump. >> Holy [ __ ] I'm definitely going to jail. >> Hey, slusher. How you doing? >> And then I saw this other family that were right in front of him and the white and the white woman she said, "No, we're not all right." And I was like, "Oh my god." I had to go to the bathroom so I was like, "I'm going to go freaking pee." >> She's got the look. My friend >> and >> She got in an accident recently and she was talking to me about how some stuff got >> you'd like her. I knew you'd like her. >> All right, but look >> Oh my god. >> distracted you were driving and you impacted the vehicle in front of you at 30 miles an Okay, just sit tight for a little longer. >> This is impossible. >> Alcohol? >> What is it? >> E2 or V3. >> Yeah, it's that Lexus. She has back injuries and hip injuries. >> Yeah, I remember that. It's been a few years since I seen it. >> All right. >> He's at the hospital, you're still waiting on that? >> Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you to go do. >> Yeah, I know, right? Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, yeah. All right. >> Yeah, so I'm just >> Sorry to keep pausing. Yeah, the accident I was in uh week before Christmas. I I was locking up the brakes. I might have been going 15 and it crushed in the whole corner of my car. >> So, now we're going to be doing something called changing of the hats, okay? >> Yes, sir. >> It's going from the civil investigation of the crash into a criminal investigation. >> So, officially right now we're going to be changing the civil investigation to the criminal investigation, okay? >> All right. >> Due to the fact that you are detained at this time not free to leave and I'm going to be asking you questions. I'm going to read you your rights here. >> Very nice. >> So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to talk with a lawyer and have your lawyer present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before questioning. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you still have the right to stop it. Please stop answering at any time and speak with a lawyer. You may use You may use any of these rights at any time during the interview. Do you understand the rights I just read to you? Understanding your rights so you can keep speaking with me. >> Okay. What happened here? >> It was a Like I said, I looked at my phone. I was talking to John. I was trying to see what they were talking about. >> Who? >> Him and his girlfriend and I looked away for a second. I saw I didn't see if they were slowing down. They were all going There was no brake lights on, but it's okay. >> To each his own. >> It is my fault. I do. >> ingested any alcohol or prescription drugs today? >> No. >> None at all? >> My My prescribed medication earlier today at about 12:00 p.m. Which would not be affecting me like that. >> Okay. I was just >> I've been to a few. >> side effects or is >> Allegedly. >> There was no driving side effects and that was hours and hours ago. It is not like that. >> Okay. Well, I'm seeing >> had it hours and hours ago. No, it was hours and hours ago. >> Okay. Well, I was participating in some exercises for me to gauge your level of intoxication or your level No, you don't want to participate? >> No, I'll just go down downtown. That's fine. >> Okay. So, you're not willing to participate at all? >> Downtown. We're going to take you downtown. >> I have to I have to let notify of these warnings nonetheless. Notifying of these warnings that if you do not wish to participate in the exercises, I'm going to have to go based on >> What baker? Always good to see you. >> Do you understand that or are you still not wanting to participate? >> I think so, too. She's too skinny. >> What is it? It's like standing on >> They don't fit the rest of her body, so. I mean, not that I'm complaining, you know. They look nice. >> Your foot. >> It's a normal It's going to be a normal standardized test that Like I said, they're exercises, not tests. Excuse me. Let me rephrase that. Exercises to gauge your level of impairment. >> We got the Lincoln here. >> in a line. >> Yeah. You've seen cops, right? It's kind of like that stuff, yeah. So, all right. You're not You're still not wanting to participate? >> Yeah, I like to participate. >> I never had that face. >> Yeah. >> Okay. You want to do this here or somewhere else? >> Where can we do it somewhere else? >> Okay. Well, we're doing it >> Cuz I'm wearing a short dress. It's just I don't want my skirt blowing up in the middle of the road. I'm not trying to be an >> You're not on a road. Come on. >> And let's say addict. I'm thinking of my mother. >> Yeah, I am now. >> I'm okay with it. >> Okay. >> All right. >> don't want to be with my boyfriend. >> From this point on, we're going to continue on from this. But again, I just want to say you are wanting to participate. >> Right on. Don't get fired for the stream, Amy. >> Okay. All right, ma'am. What I'm going to have you do is stand right here on this white line. You're going to face this building. >> Yeah. >> You'll be facing me, okay? >> Ah, nonsense. I'll be 50 next month. >> Everything's going to be documented with >> We're never too old. >> any questions, you can ask, okay? Do you have any medical issues I need to worry about that might affect >> She's still got a lot in there, though. >> Something with your ankles, feet >> No, I'm nervous right now. >> Anything that might affect your equilibrium or balance or anything like that? >> I mean, you guys say no, it doesn't, but I think it does. But it's all right. >> Is there anything wrong with your eyes? Are you far-sided, near-sided? >> I do. >> Do you have I mean, they did a good job. So. >> eyes of any type of medical issue I need to worry about? No? Nothing? >> No. >> Okay. That's a hell of a wonderful >> Are you sure you don't want EMS to check you out? >> No, I'm all right. I feel bad about them. They're not all right. >> Hey, they're all They're all right. Everyone's fine. >> I don't want my [ __ ] phone to fall out of my pocket. I don't want my skirt to come off. >> Take a breath for me. >> There are no dollar bills. >> to have you do is just follow my simple instructions. You're going to stand in one position, and I'm going to tell you what we're going to do, okay? You're going to stand with your feet together like mine. Toes and heels touching, hands down by your side, okay? >> Tomorrow night, 6:30 p.m. Eastern. >> So, stay in this position the entire time I'm giving you the instructional portion, okay? Don't break your concentration until I tell you when we're starting, okay? >> Don't be extra. >> Exactly. Okay? You understand everything? >> Yes. >> So, what we're going to do >> Well, I was born when I was born and >> You're fine to hold Yeah, you're fine to hold your skirt down if you need to. >> I'm already at the get-off-my-lawn stage. >> with your eyes and your eyes only, you're going to look at the black part of my pen right here that's against my finger. Do you see it? I'll use this end so it's bigger. Do you see it? Okay? Again, with your eyes and your eyes only, you're going to be looking at the black part of the pen that's against my finger. You're not going to move your head at all, okay? >> The sun is behind her and it's like down at the horizon. What is she squinting like she's staring right into the sun? >> everything? >> Yes. >> Okay. Are you ready to start the exercise? Do you have your own question? >> Yes. >> All right. We're going to start the exercise. All right. >> Yeah, someday you can have a tiny lawn. >> I'm going to need you to >> Yeah, you can stand out there and get off my tiny lawn. >> Okay. >> Would you rather not be facing the wind or the sun? >> No, I'm all right. I'm all right. >> Oh, it's the wind that's getting her eyes. >> regularly, okay? Just keep your head straight for me. If it goes outside of your >> Cool. The wind her hair. >> Keep your eyes there and it's going to come back, all right? >> All right. >> Yeah, I used to do the one eye. Kiefer does that. So I've heard. Yeah, I I close one eye so I could sort of see things. >> All right. >> Yeah. >> You're going to relax now. >> Nice. >> I love having a yard. Hopefully I can get butterflies. >> So, this for this next one, I'm going to put you in a starting position. Stay in the starting position while I give the entire exercise, all right? >> All right. >> If you falter or have to step out for balance or something like that, you can. >> I don't like to sweat in the middle of the day. >> So, using this line, do you think this line looks straight to you? >> Yep. >> Do you want a kind of more level area? >> Yeah. >> You can >> For me, it's been almost 20 years. Next year will be 20 years since I broke up with my last girlfriend and I'm just kind of used to it. I don't know if I if I like it or not. I just It is what it is. >> Using this? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Maybe someday. >> With this line you're going to keep your left foot where it is on the line. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then you're going to put your right foot in front of your left foot like so where your heel and toe are touching. You see how mine are? Can you put yours like that? >> Yes, I am. >> Worked every time. >> Now put your hands down by your side like this. Okay? Remain in this position the entire time while I give the instructional portion, okay? Do not start the exercise until I tell you to start. You understand everything? >> Mhm. Are they okay? >> They're all fine. >> Yes, everyone's fine. Except for the one who went to the hospital. >> You just have to focus on what we're doing here. >> Well, what can I say? I don't get out much. And I'm not going to do a dating app. Oh, jeez. Now all of a sudden she cares about the other people that she hit after she ran away from the accident. Please, stop it. Just stop. Yeah. >> I feel so bad for him. >> Left finger, left nose. >> But they're right there. >> No, the guy that went to the hospital I just talked to him on the phone. He's okay. >> WHAT ABOUT THE HOSPITAL? >> OKAY, EVERYONE'S PERFECTLY FINE. >> You want to stop? Just stop. >> Let's do that. >> Hey, parent court. Always good to see you. >> [crying] >> It took me practice with my guardian. >> Sam, listen. We have to get through these exercises to continue >> Now we need a few more minutes. >> I'm so sorry. I was so scared I was driving. This child died. >> Again? >> I'm so sorry. >> Oh, my backyard looks terrible. >> Listen, Dre was over here my friend my freaking ex's house and his girlfriend. >> I've never tried him and I never will. >> I will. >> I told you the same thing when you were in the car. Oh, yeah. >> Yes, I did, but it was hours ago. It's my mental health. I'm worried about the people. I don't know people. I'm freaking worried about these people. >> You weren't worried before when you got behind the wheel. >> You would be too if you did something stupid. You'd be like, damn, I'm an officer. You see what happened. I'm ready. I'm ready for the exercise. I'm sorry, okay? >> I don't know what club she's working at. Parrot Court. Whoa, what I thought I clicked on it. There we go. Parrot Court. Thank you very much for becoming a member. I think you were a member last month, but it might have run out. So, welcome. Again, welcome back. >> Yeah. Let me just go. >> Where you going to go where? Where do you want to go? Have to be fair. Your ninth step, you're going to take and then you're going to take nine more heel to toe steps down the line. It's going to look something like this. Well, let me It's too It's too hot in my office. >> He is not doing that. There's no way. >> Okay, now I think she's just playing. I I think she's working herself up because she doesn't want to do the test. She knows she's busted. >> I didn't know. I didn't know you were going to tell your family like my >> All right, then take a breath for me, Sam. If you're refusing, we're going to go off what I said. >> Back back in the cuffs. Uh we're we're not eating after this sound awful. >> You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. >> All right, we're going to walk back to the car. >> I don't want to wait. >> Yes, sir. Yes, sure. Yeah, for some reason I when I moved into my house, I picked this room, well, I I didn't know at the time when I first moved in, I picked this room as my office. It's the furthest from the AC unit, so it hardly gets any air up here. It's the hottest room in the house. It's got to be close to 90° in here right now. Take off. I got your shoulder. >> [laughter] >> You're fine. I got your shoulder right here, Sam. >> Are you going to drive? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> It's my It's my truck. >> No, Colin, you are not blocked here. How are you doing? >> Okay. >> Can you just take a seat up there, okay? >> I'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> All right, hey Sam. >> All right, I'll be quiet. >> I'm not saying you can't cry, okay? For a few minutes. >> No, IT'S I'M [ __ ] >> SAM, take a breath. Nobody wants me. >> [laughter] >> No, I'm not. I'm trying to put your seat belt on, Sam. Sam, I'm just going to put your seat belt on here. Can you look at that headrest for me, please? Thank you. >> Well, I do have the ceiling fan on and I had the AC going right before I started the stream, so it it cooled it down, but then with the ring lights and then the laptop and the heat from outside, it just slowly gets warmer and warmer and once it hits about 2 hours, I'm like, all right, this is getting uncomfortable. But, it's all right. I'm having fun, so it's all right. >> The seat belt's on, okay? I have to perp walk you because you're a part of in a crash. >> Yeah, she's doing too much. >> the normal time I see it. >> Must be nice, Java. I don't mind the heat, but when I have things to do, I don't want to sweat. >> It's going to be pending chase. >> Ugh, gross. He was an alcoholic working in a bar. >> after Ma'am, that's not a reason to leave a crash. >> Well, >> You left the scene. >> Well, I can't because I've got three bedrooms up here. I sleep in the middle one cuz it's right next to the bathroom and then the far bedroom, uh, that's where all my drums are cuz it's the biggest room. So, I don't really have anywhere to move. >> scene with injuries. You were not there. You left the scene, ma'am. Per Florida state statute, you are required to stay >> in here. >> after you're involved in a crash. >> They really do. >> Where's my purse? Your person and everything was with you. >> I didn't leave the scene. I stayed. >> Yeah. >> I had to use the bathroom. >> It's probably 10° cooler right in the hallway. >> No, that doesn't help. >> And the four statutes going to be on the PC after David and you can read the statute if you want. >> I didn't >> [laughter] >> piss myself. No, I wish I knew I was supposed to piss myself. God. >> Oh, jeez, lady. And the other one would be for DUI. >> I look like someone who [ __ ] killed somebody left the >> No, you don't, ma'am. One person went to the hospital just to get checked. You're You're fine. You didn't end anyone's life. I can't play the drums on stream because I don't have the microphones to do it. And if I tried to like record something on my iPhone, it would peak out and you wouldn't hear anything. >> Oh my god, if they all decide and that she left the [ __ ] scene of the crime. I was still there. >> No, you left and came back. >> I was there. They thought cuz I [ __ ] white guy. I [ __ ] talked to him. >> Yeah, she left. She came back. She didn't leave. Oh, she's guilty. What she get What she get? Come on. Adjudicated guilty, refused the breath test, and Okay. Well, we don't know. It's just a mystery. We have no idea what'll happen to her. All right, we'll get that off. And that's all I've got for videos for today. But I've got to ramble for a couple of minutes because Grammar doesn't start for 5 more minutes. So, what should we talk about? We can talk about July 4th. I still don't know exactly what I'm going to do. I may ditch the members only. There's cuz I don't want to exclude non-members. Um And I since I'm I I'm not monetized in the sense that I get ad revenue, so I was going to play some music that YouTube I'll get a message the next day from YouTube telling me to take it off, but I don't really give a [ __ ] I'm not getting an ad revenue, so I don't know. I maybe I'll talk to a couple other creators and see if I should do it members only or just for everybody. And then I got to figure out how to give my 10 free memberships that I supposedly get every month. I haven't been able to figure out how to give them out, but I'm not being stingy. I promise. Uh let's see. I can't sing. You don't want to hear me sing. No. I It sounds good to me, but anytime I've tried to sing and then played it back, it it sounds yeah. It sounds like it's on pitch, but it's not. It's way off. It's not terrible, I guess, but uh Anyway, um I could if he's doing something. I'm still trying to piece together exactly what I want to do. I know I want to do the uh I I want to start with the uh Oh, wait. I have to watch my own video on YouTube. Oh, okay. Do I have to rewatch it? Cuz I I've tried doing Let me see. Let me see if I can do it. No. Well, no, it's not letting me do it. I'll figure it out. If I figure it out tomorrow, then then we'll figure it out. I have a play button. I don't have a play Oh, no, that's all of this is all AI generated. I don't have any of this behind me. My room is actually a mess behind me. It's just a green screen and All right. Uh we got 3 minutes. I think we can go over. On my phone. Okay. Well, I'll I'll try that tomorrow night then. Cuz I think I'm logged in on my iPad on my on this account, and then I've got my Legal Fiction account on my phone, so I can moderate and do all that. But anyway, I think I've rambled long enough. We can go over and hang out at Grammar School. That's where I've got it set up to go. He's getting ready to start in just a couple minutes. He might even start early if he's watching. Uh I will be back here um tomorrow at 6:30 p.m. Eastern. I'll have some fun videos and I'll I'll figure out what I'm going to do for the 4th since it's coming up really soon and I'll let everybody know tomorrow night. Until then, take care. I'll see y'all next time. Bye. >> [music]